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By *y2fun OP   Man
over a year ago

DUDLEY

when and why?

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


" when and why?

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Quite a few years ago now but when I turn up to a couples meet that I'd even spoken to the female half on the phone to confirm it was a couple. I get there, she fucks off out and he's sat there sparking up a crack pipe. Needless to say I didn't stop too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't put it on here incase they read it!!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I couldn't put it on here incase they read it!!! "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever came round my house then met him a few more times for fun until I knocked it on the head then he threated to take copies of my profile with pics n tell my neighbours I'm a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't put it on here incase they read it!!!

+1 "

Yeah, I thought that....but fuck it.

About 3 weeks ago, she got pissed, she didn't do it for me in the flesh, i drove 160 miles for it. Pffft!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy I met over a year ago now, met for a social which went well, then went to his and he scared the crap out of me. Very rough oral left me bruised all around my delicate area and my boobs were also black and blue. Was too scared to say anything so just waited and left as soon as I could.

He is no longer on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where she ran throu the door on her way to the loo.....i think she was running for her last bus home

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Went to see a girl in Sheffield, nice and friendly.

she wanted to play in the front room, fine by me......

Halfway through fucking missionary her dog came in from the kitchen and started to fuss me, and lick my bare bottom which was up in the air at the time...... and that sort of spoilt the moment !

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

few yrs ago now met French Cpl u needed lawn mower n strimmer 2 get any where near close ,,,,armpit hair cud have been braided ,,,quick exit ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After weeks of talking and much anticipation I finally met him . After a great lunch and plenty of flirting get back to his hotel room and he said strip bend over and I'll do you good. I felt fingers go in and wiggle about then something small and slightly soft . Went in about 6 or seven times then came . Handed of the condom to take with me and told to leave .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't put it on here incase they read it!!!

+1

Yeah, I thought that....but fuck it.

About 3 weeks ago, she got pissed, she didn't do it for me in the flesh, i drove 160 miles for it. Pffft!!"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be a party I went to with a previous fb and 3 other couples. All met up at a pub where the hosts were supposed to be. Just the M half was there.

Went back to the house...there was no F half. House clearly not lived in. Also had a "bouncer" who looked like Lurch from Adams Family. He proceeded to tell us that he "had some fruit!"

We all legged it, went back to one of the other couples gaff and had our own fun.

Party was a joke but the evening ended up much fun. Still in touch with the ex fab, and two of the other couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't put it on here incase they read it!!!

+1

Yeah, I thought that....but fuck it.

About 3 weeks ago, she got pissed, she didn't do it for me in the flesh, i drove 160 miles for it. Pffft!!

Ouch "

Indeed Oh well you live 'n' learn!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

My worst meet? It was fucking awesome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange a social meet, confirmed that morning, texted each other an hour before hand, spoke to each other that we were on our way.....then stood up and unable to get hold of the lady for the rest of the day...grrrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After weeks of talking and much anticipation I finally met him . After a great lunch and plenty of flirting get back to his hotel room and he said strip bend over and I'll do you good. I felt fingers go in and wiggle about then something small and slightly soft . Went in about 6 or seven times then came . Handed of the condom to take with me and told to leave . "

Hahaha, had you asked for the condom?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to a club social with a guy I had just met. Blatently not interested in me and only used me to get in and fuck someone else...he had obviously planned to meet her. No one gets a private room THAT fast unless they have arranged it beforehand.

There have been others but that one takes the gold star.

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By *mids LadMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol "

Would love to hear the full gangbang story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to a club social with a guy I had just met. Blatently not interested in me and only used me to get in and fuck someone else...he had obviously planned to meet her. No one gets a private room THAT fast unless they have arranged it beforehand.

There have been others but that one takes the gold star."

ive had that a couple of times with guys asking me to clubs that's why I no longer go to clubs with guys unless I know them

i went with one guy and he had, unknown to me arranged to meet a couple, we got changed stood at the bar, after a few mins he walked off without saying a word to talk to this couples, didn't see him for hours then the next time i did see him he was stood at the bar getting a glass of my wine, I asked him what he was doing and he said she hadn't bough any drink as she didn't realise you took your own and he didn't think I would mind, so he had used me to get into the club to meet this couple ignored me all night but been giving her my wine

bloody cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

would love to hear the full gang bang story "

The full gang bang story was i met a guy for a drink we got on well he seemed a nice guy so we arranged to meet again, he booked a hotel and we arranged to meet there in the bar, on the way there he called me to say he was running late and just taking a shower gave me his room number and told me he'd leave the door slightly open and to just come in, I never gave it a second though as I knew he was coming from work and had already met him

anyway

I got to the hotel, made my way to the room the door was open as he said so I walked in to be greeted my 8 turkish men who had all paid him £50, he was nowhere to be seen, been to collect the money and left before I got there, they were all under the impression I know about this gang bang and I didn't have a club

talk about lamb to the slaughter

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

would love to hear the full gang bang story

The full gang bang story was i met a guy for a drink we got on well he seemed a nice guy so we arranged to meet again, he booked a hotel and we arranged to meet there in the bar, on the way there he called me to say he was running late and just taking a shower gave me his room number and told me he'd leave the door slightly open and to just come in, I never gave it a second though as I knew he was coming from work and had already met him

anyway

I got to the hotel, made my way to the room the door was open as he said so I walked in to be greeted my 8 turkish men who had all paid him £50, he was nowhere to be seen, been to collect the money and left before I got there, they were all under the impression I know about this gang bang and I didn't have a club

talk about lamb to the slaughter "

Then what happened? Did you escape unmolested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

would love to hear the full gang bang story

The full gang bang story was i met a guy for a drink we got on well he seemed a nice guy so we arranged to meet again, he booked a hotel and we arranged to meet there in the bar, on the way there he called me to say he was running late and just taking a shower gave me his room number and told me he'd leave the door slightly open and to just come in, I never gave it a second though as I knew he was coming from work and had already met him

anyway

I got to the hotel, made my way to the room the door was open as he said so I walked in to be greeted my 8 turkish men who had all paid him £50, he was nowhere to be seen, been to collect the money and left before I got there, they were all under the impression I know about this gang bang and I didn't have a club

talk about lamb to the slaughter "

and....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

would love to hear the full gang bang story

The full gang bang story was i met a guy for a drink we got on well he seemed a nice guy so we arranged to meet again, he booked a hotel and we arranged to meet there in the bar, on the way there he called me to say he was running late and just taking a shower gave me his room number and told me he'd leave the door slightly open and to just come in, I never gave it a second though as I knew he was coming from work and had already met him

anyway

I got to the hotel, made my way to the room the door was open as he said so I walked in to be greeted my 8 turkish men who had all paid him £50, he was nowhere to be seen, been to collect the money and left before I got there, they were all under the impression I know about this gang bang and I didn't have a club

talk about lamb to the slaughter

and....?"

What a complete git...! Got away with it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a winner....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

would love to hear the full gang bang story

The full gang bang story was i met a guy for a drink we got on well he seemed a nice guy so we arranged to meet again, he booked a hotel and we arranged to meet there in the bar, on the way there he called me to say he was running late and just taking a shower gave me his room number and told me he'd leave the door slightly open and to just come in, I never gave it a second though as I knew he was coming from work and had already met him

anyway

I got to the hotel, made my way to the room the door was open as he said so I walked in to be greeted my 8 turkish men who had all paid him £50, he was nowhere to be seen, been to collect the money and left before I got there, they were all under the impression I know about this gang bang and I didn't have a club

talk about lamb to the slaughter

Then what happened? Did you escape unmolested?"

well I didn't have a gang bang with them if that's what your asking

I had a bit of an argument with them and left, the people in the next room had complained about the noise coming from our room so some guy came to ask us to keep the noise down, I just used his appearance as an opportunity to leave

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By *urbsMan
over a year ago

Colchester/Ipswich


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol

What an arsehole

would love to hear the full gang bang story

The full gang bang story was i met a guy for a drink we got on well he seemed a nice guy so we arranged to meet again, he booked a hotel and we arranged to meet there in the bar, on the way there he called me to say he was running late and just taking a shower gave me his room number and told me he'd leave the door slightly open and to just come in, I never gave it a second though as I knew he was coming from work and had already met him

anyway

I got to the hotel, made my way to the room the door was open as he said so I walked in to be greeted my 8 turkish men who had all paid him £50, he was nowhere to be seen, been to collect the money and left before I got there, they were all under the impression I know about this gang bang and I didn't have a club

talk about lamb to the slaughter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy I met over a year ago now, met for a social which went well, then went to his and he scared the crap out of me. Very rough oral left me bruised all around my delicate area and my boobs were also black and blue. Was too scared to say anything so just waited and left as soon as I could.

He is no longer on here "

Ohhh that's not good. So glad you were ok . that's scared me some what.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"well I didn't have a gang bang with them if that's what your asking

I had a bit of an argument with them and left, the people in the next room had complained about the noise coming from our room so some guy came to ask us to keep the noise down, I just used his appearance as an opportunity to leave "

I've heard the above before but have never asked before - did you ever track the original bloke down and now wear his testicles as earrings? Or did he vanish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I didn't have a gang bang with them if that's what your asking

I had a bit of an argument with them and left, the people in the next room had complained about the noise coming from our room so some guy came to ask us to keep the noise down, I just used his appearance as an opportunity to leave

I've heard the above before but have never asked before - did you ever track the original bloke down and now wear his testicles as earrings? Or did he vanish?"

no he deleted his profile no doubt came back on another name

I don't think it was the first time he had done it the planning was to perfect, and it probably wasn't the last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gawd!!!.... Met and accomodated a woman yrs back. Blind, busty, attractive but she stank of stale piss and it was so bad i got sick ob her foot!!!!!!!

She ended up sleeping in her car outside after refusing to wash!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to meet a woman ended up a man!!!!!!!!!!! 60 mile trip wasted! He even tried saying his mrs got cold feet was her I spoke too.. I spoke on phone to a woman but ended up a man lol

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"well I didn't have a gang bang with them if that's what your asking

I had a bit of an argument with them and left, the people in the next room had complained about the noise coming from our room so some guy came to ask us to keep the noise down, I just used his appearance as an opportunity to leave

I've heard the above before but have never asked before - did you ever track the original bloke down and now wear his testicles as earrings? Or did he vanish?

no he deleted his profile no doubt came back on another name

I don't think it was the first time he had done it the planning was to perfect, and it probably wasn't the last"

That is apalling! How dare he put you in such a potentially dangerous situation? Thank God you managed to get out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gawd!!!.... Met and accomodated a woman yrs back. Blind, busty, attractive but she stank of stale piss and it was so bad i got sick ob her foot!!!!!!!

She ended up sleeping in her car outside after refusing to wash!!! "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is the one I usually post on these threads, although there have been a couple of other awful meets.

OK guy booked a hotel near me and we agreed to meet outside. He was smoking, but hey thats fine. We went to the room, played a bit, he got his condom on and came on the first stroke.

I was still horny so I suggest some oral and he gets up and shoves his cock in my mouth. Fair enough think I, I'll get mine next. He cums again, gets dressed and goes for a fag.

He then says he'll buy me lunch from the pub attached to the hotel We go to the bar, he orders his own lunch and drink, pays and goes off for another fag. I buy my drink and sit and wait. He's gone for 30 mins! When he gets back I make my excuses and leave.

And I still felt guilty for leaving cos he'd paid for the hotel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god the gang bang story is so scary! X

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Going to a club social with a guy I had just met. Blatently not interested in me and only used me to get in and fuck someone else...he had obviously planned to meet her. No one gets a private room THAT fast unless they have arranged it beforehand.

There have been others but that one takes the gold star."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And I still felt guilty for leaving cos he'd paid for the hotel! "

He paid for the hotel, he got the oral seems all fair to me

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By *ympho7Couple
over a year ago

swansea

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


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And I still felt guilty for leaving cos he'd paid for the hotel!

He paid for the hotel, he got the oral seems all fair to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After weeks of talking and much anticipation I finally met him . After a great lunch and plenty of flirting get back to his hotel room and he said strip bend over and I'll do you good. I felt fingers go in and wiggle about then something small and slightly soft . Went in about 6 or seven times then came . Handed of the condom to take with me and told to leave . "

Omg what a cu next Tuesday! I'd have asked politely if he thought if enjoyed that, laid on the bed and said 'I'll leave when I've cum too!'. Selfish prick.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

Mine would probably have to be the bloke who smacked me round the face because 'he thought I liked it rough '. One of the reasons I don't accom anymore - I'd have happily blocked him but was worried about him turning up one day.

The day I moved house I blocked a few people!

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Saturday night met a straight man according to his profile. Thank God only met for a drink and he told me he's a closet CD and bi. Don't get me wrong dont have anything against this but not my thing.

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

A guy slapped my face at a party so hard he nearly knocked me out...He also thought I liked it rough

(I do like it rough but first rule of rough play is to build up not just bloody smack a woman with all your strength)

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"Oh gawd!!!.... Met and accomodated a woman yrs back. Blind, busty, attractive but she stank of stale piss and it was so bad i got sick ob her foot!!!!!!!

She ended up sleeping in her car outside after refusing to wash!!! "

If she was blind maybe she couldn't find the soap.... Even more worrying was her driving...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gawd!!!.... Met and accomodated a woman yrs back. Blind, busty, attractive but she stank of stale piss and it was so bad i got sick ob her foot!!!!!!!

She ended up sleeping in her car outside after refusing to wash!!!

If she was blind maybe she couldn't find the soap.... Even more worrying was her driving... "

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Had my first no show on Friday.

Apparently he couldn't find a bar right next to the shard. Asked to meet somewhere he knew next time. I'm sorry but no one gets a second chance as my time is to precious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been chatting for a while and we met at her place . Walked in and omg she was a hoarder front room no space only place free was single bed to sit on upstairs . Asked for loo and left.

Other meet was a lady at her flat and all sge had was tv in front and a bed . Nothing in other bedrooms even worse she had stubble when we kissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I didn't have a gang bang with them if that's what your asking

I had a bit of an argument with them and left, the people in the next room had complained about the noise coming from our room so some guy came to ask us to keep the noise down, I just used his appearance as an opportunity to leave

I've heard the above before but have never asked before - did you ever track the original bloke down and now wear his testicles as earrings? Or did he vanish?

no he deleted his profile no doubt came back on another name

I don't think it was the first time he had done it the planning was to perfect, and it probably wasn't the last"

Good for people to know there's a chance something like that can happen and to be wary. Glad you were ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst meet was about 18 months ago, met a girl in her apartment, was met at the door by someone knocking to see if she was free for a shag, she didn't answer and he left. Alarm bells should have rang then.

I was let in to her place and nearly was sick, the flat was a mess, beer cans and take away containers everywhere in the lounge. In the bedroom it was worse. The bed was unmade, we kissed and she started to play with me, I dropped the condom and when I picked it up it was covered in fluff and hair. I nearly heaved.

I made my excuses and left. Yuk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My x wife

Reason I would now be rich

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley & London

Just checking I don't recognise any of my meets from these posts!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just checking I don't recognise any of my meets from these posts! "

I always think that's the danger of these type of threads. Although if the gang bang guy recognises himself I'd like him to know he's a bastard!

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By *om8420Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Chatted to a woman on here for a while. Then she asked to meet at short notice. Turned up to her house which was a bit of a mess. She was pissed and told me all about her very recently deceased hubby, then showed me all her animal bestiality photos her husband had taken of her. Legged it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gawd!!!.... Met and accomodated a woman yrs back. Blind, busty, attractive but she stank of stale piss and it was so bad i got sick ob her foot!!!!!!!

She ended up sleeping in her car outside after refusing to wash!!!

If she was blind maybe she couldn't find the soap.... Even more worrying was her driving...

"

me and my typo are getting worse!!! Lol xx

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I've had a few but none lately. There was the guy I met for a drink in a pub. Seemed a nice enough guy. I agreed to go back to his b & b where he fingered me so hard it took me six weeks to recover physically.

Then there was a guy who sent me fake photos. I drove 30 miles to meet him. He turned out to have no teeth, a 3" shrivelled cock and the look of a very long term drug user. I made my excuses asap.

The was also the guy who sent me 20 year old photos who turned out to have gained 10 stone since the pictures were taken. He drove me round the back of the local ships and forced me to suck him off. He was blocked and reported within seconds. The filthy bastard. Grrr.

Then there's my fb whom I adore but who gives me back the used condom (which I funded) wrapped in a tissue. I just hope the cleaning lady at work doesn't go through the contents of the bins! More than once I've had to wrestle it off my puppy with my family at home! Like I've got nothing to be worried about if I'm caught with a used condom in my handbag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey naughtyynymphos did you go through with it ?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Chatted to a woman on here for a while. Then she asked to meet at short notice. Turned up to her house which was a bit of a mess. She was pissed and told me all about her very recently deceased hubby, then showed me all her animal bestiality photos her husband had taken of her. Legged it!!!!"

I don't blame you that is just vulgar

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Ours was a 4some in a club. We met a couple in the bar and R really fancied the man, so we asked them to play and went off to a private playroom (their choice - we prefer larger, public playrooms). R and the guy got down to it but I (G) had trouble getting into the woman - she was VERY, VERY large. After unsuccessfully trying missionary I managed to get my cock into her doggy-style, and was starting to enjoy myself when she reached around and fondled my balls - nice, but not when she suddenly squeezed them tight! It hurt like hell, I slipped out and my erection vanished, never to return (with her, anyway).

While this was going on, R was shrieking and gushing so one of us enjoyed the fucking! We've not seen them again in the club, fortunately,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a threesome a couple of years ago as one man was trying to give me attention the other man kept pulling him away and making him give him attention i spent a lot of the time just laying there feeling like a spare part, put me off threesomes for a long time but thankfully a recent threesome has given me confidence back......the sad thing is the man that kept playing with the other man and ignoring me kept messaging me after asking to meet me as he wanted to play with me he got told no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was speaking to a woman on here for a while before we were finally able to arrange a meet.

Booked a hotel but when she arrived she looked hardly anything like her pictures. She looked a fair few years older and had put on a large amount of weight.

There was no attraction for me so I had to ask her to leave as nothing was going to happen. Fortunately I was able to arrange another meet and the room didn't go to waste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a bad meet, as far as I am concerned, but maybe my meets may appear in other people's worst and I'm too stupid to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww this is funnny! Long time ago there was this single black guy who had a few drinks before arriving in his car at night at ours! He went toilet then came out with urine still hanging off his cock,I said " you've not shaken it off hun" to which he just looked at me as if to say what u on abt.He then took his top off,to which we said " look hun you've only been here 5 mins what's the rush"??..he then said ""shhhh me phones going be queit"....at this point me and my hubby are dying laugh..lol!..He said "oh shit the wife's ringing this has never happened,oh fuck I can't believe this I've gota go,I've gota go. I said why? He replied " she doesn't know I'm on fab and doing this". I said I thought u were single not married he said we aren't we just got engaged and he left without apologising!....Funniset 5 minutes we've ever had...We think he shit himself cuz we said there's no rush

Still chuckle to ourselves now! Stunner

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

our worst meet was so bad that we still can only discuss it between ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple they were cranked out of there heads she was comatose and he accused me of stealing200 quid. Which as I'd been there 30secs was a bit much. Ordered me undress and fuck her arse. I was shitting my self. As you can imagine I left pretty sharpishx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are golden.... But scary!!!

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By *ollyDayDreamerWoman
over a year ago

Gorleston

OMG....some of these are quite nasty & worrying even though I think I take enough precautions to avoid the nutters!! Glad everyone has come out of the situations ok though, DDD x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feel really lucky that i was thinking my worst meets were a couple of guys who did shitty foreplay and were boring.

never gonna meet anyone at a hotel again i think. although i met two guys already at them and it went alright both time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortunately these meets seem to be few phew

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

My worst meet now ensures that all other meets (hopefully) will be good.

I met a couple 2 years ago. It was a last minute type of meet and I was getting on well with the woman but her hubby was a bit quiet ... but nice enough when I spoke directly to him.

Anyway after a few drinks she asked if I fancied a coffee back at their place and here's where I went wrong. When he said he was tired and had to be up early in the morning it should have registered that he wasn't keen on the idea. But no, a lack of blood in the brain made me accept her offer.

Long story short, we started to have some fun but all he did was instruct/criticise me where I was going wrong with his wife, you know "not like that ... like this etc). In the end he got a bit nasty, she tried to attribute his behaviour to some personal problems but it was enough for me and I left.

So now I always gauge hubby's opinion of me and whether he really agrees. I've politely avoided the same situation on a couple of occassions since (although I'd be pretty peeved if I've got it wrong lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst meet? It was fucking awesome..."
Same here! Have been Swinging on and off since 2010 and my worst meet hasn't happened yet.

Okay, the secret might be that I don't waste my time arranging through the Internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when and why?

"

The lamb chunks in a lamb balti I bought from Morrisons. around about june 2014. They were that tough it was like chewing on Ghandi's flipflop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was the guy who turned up and admitted drink driving.. He got told to leave before I called the police!

I always tell guys not to put a hand on my throat, one guy did so i pushed it away, he saw this as a sign to put both hands around it, he didnt see the punch that came flying and then the foot into the chest to push him off!

the funniest one was the guy who came just from licking me out oh and there's a 'superstud' on here who didnt even get hard and was still soft when he came from a bj it was so quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first social meet was fantastic. Always have mine at a nice coffee shop but the night we had the fun,... Different matter. She got totally pissed and back at mine i was plying her with coffee but she wantedfun but i can't sleep with pissed up women, she ended up in a strop and slept in her car that night. You live and learn and its my fault for suggesting a few drinks out first but i didnt know she drank like a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one is a belter,,, i had been speaking to this woman for a while, (not from here) got on really well, and after few weeks she asked me to hers, ok i though, got there, she is stunning, all dressed to kill with gorgeous figure and lovely lingerie etc etc.. but her house was stinking,piles of rubbish everywhere, no wallpaper, settee all ripped and house stank of animal piss or something. i didnt want to sit down, so stood talking to her trying to think how i could make my excuses and get out of there, she offered me a drink, and i said id brought juice with me, which i always do,as i dont drink when driving, so she starts getting stroppy and im like, its not doing it for me, although she was a stunning looking tall blonde, she was off her rocker, i said i was heading home as i dint feel any chemistry and got up to leave, whereas she ran past me to the front door, locked it, and run upstairs and stashed the keys!,( right, a couple days before this meet, i was showing a friend of mine the site and he said i was going to meet some crazy woman and she would end up cutting my cock off). so im like, id like to leave, she said i wasnt fuckin off and leaving her on a saturday night herself, lol and wouldnt get the keys. so were standing at her front door, and im looking past her into her kitchen and seeing a knife block with big sharp knives . started freaking me out, i fear no man but this woman was givin me the shitters!! she was a total maniac, screaming at me etc. so i went upstairs to her toilet and she wouldnt let me close the door over, i informed her i couldnt pee infront of her and after her taking a tantrum she finally let me shut the door, where i locked it, moved all her toiletries from the window ledge and climbed down her drainpipe,run across the street pissing myself laughing with nerves!.. all the way home im gettin texts and phone calls non stop, please come back and fucl me all night etc..and one of them telling me she had fell in love with me and allsorts of bollocks ! (fuck, id only met her for an hour at the most).. so, i texted her back, please stop calling me etc, im not interested, leave me alone.and turned off my phone, gets up next morning to 200 texts and about 100 odd missed calls!!, ffs! , i had to change my mobile number that day, and deleted her and blocked her from my facebook. and POF, so im on pof about a month later and im speaking with this woman, getting on great etc, i go online about 4am one morning, and check her profile, ITS THE PICS OF THE MANIAC on her profile, ffs! shes been pretending to be someone else !, deleted and blocked her, she keeps on deleting her profile, and settin it up again and messaging me again and again, metal, worse, months later i see her driving along me street, stops outside and i see her taking photos of my house and my car !!! STALKER OR WHAT !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few bad meets in my time the two that stand out the most is the guy that drove me to partners in Bury and dumped me there with no way of getting home and the guy who arranged a gang bang for me without me knowing and changed the guys £50 each to fuck me

they are the short versions didn't want to bore you with the full story lol "
go on I wana hear more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this one is a belter,,, i had been speaking to this woman for a while, (not from here) got on really well, and after few weeks she asked me to hers, ok i though, got there, she is stunning, all dressed to kill with gorgeous figure and lovely lingerie etc etc.. but her house was stinking,piles of rubbish everywhere, no wallpaper, settee all ripped and house stank of animal piss or something. i didnt want to sit down, so stood talking to her trying to think how i could make my excuses and get out of there, she offered me a drink, and i said id brought juice with me, which i always do,as i dont drink when driving, so she starts getting stroppy and im like, its not doing it for me, although she was a stunning looking tall blonde, she was off her rocker, i said i was heading home as i dint feel any chemistry and got up to leave, whereas she ran past me to the front door, locked it, and run upstairs and stashed the keys!,( right, a couple days before this meet, i was showing a friend of mine the site and he said i was going to meet some crazy woman and she would end up cutting my cock off). so im like, id like to leave, she said i wasnt fuckin off and leaving her on a saturday night herself, lol and wouldnt get the keys. so were standing at her front door, and im looking past her into her kitchen and seeing a knife block with big sharp knives . started freaking me out, i fear no man but this woman was givin me the shitters!! she was a total maniac, screaming at me etc. so i went upstairs to her toilet and she wouldnt let me close the door over, i informed her i couldnt pee infront of her and after her taking a tantrum she finally let me shut the door, where i locked it, moved all her toiletries from the window ledge and climbed down her drainpipe,run across the street pissing myself laughing with nerves!.. all the way home im gettin texts and phone calls non stop, please come back and fucl me all night etc..and one of them telling me she had fell in love with me and allsorts of bollocks ! (fuck, id only met her for an hour at the most).. so, i texted her back, please stop calling me etc, im not interested, leave me alone.and turned off my phone, gets up next morning to 200 texts and about 100 odd missed calls!!, ffs! , i had to change my mobile number that day, and deleted her and blocked her from my facebook. and POF, so im on pof about a month later and im speaking with this woman, getting on great etc, i go online about 4am one morning, and check her profile, ITS THE PICS OF THE MANIAC on her profile, ffs! shes been pretending to be someone else !, deleted and blocked her, she keeps on deleting her profile, and settin it up again and messaging me again and again, metal, worse, months later i see her driving along me street, stops outside and i see her taking photos of my house and my car !!! STALKER OR WHAT ! "

Hope you don't own a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this one is a belter,,, i had been speaking to this woman for a while, (not from here) got on really well, and after few weeks she asked me to hers, ok i though, got there, she is stunning, all dressed to kill with gorgeous figure and lovely lingerie etc etc.. but her house was stinking,piles of rubbish everywhere, no wallpaper, settee all ripped and house stank of animal piss or something. i didnt want to sit down, so stood talking to her trying to think how i could make my excuses and get out of there, she offered me a drink, and i said id brought juice with me, which i always do,as i dont drink when driving, so she starts getting stroppy and im like, its not doing it for me, although she was a stunning looking tall blonde, she was off her rocker, i said i was heading home as i dint feel any chemistry and got up to leave, whereas she ran past me to the front door, locked it, and run upstairs and stashed the keys!,( right, a couple days before this meet, i was showing a friend of mine the site and he said i was going to meet some crazy woman and she would end up cutting my cock off). so im like, id like to leave, she said i wasnt fuckin off and leaving her on a saturday night herself, lol and wouldnt get the keys. so were standing at her front door, and im looking past her into her kitchen and seeing a knife block with big sharp knives . started freaking me out, i fear no man but this woman was givin me the shitters!! she was a total maniac, screaming at me etc. so i went upstairs to her toilet and she wouldnt let me close the door over, i informed her i couldnt pee infront of her and after her taking a tantrum she finally let me shut the door, where i locked it, moved all her toiletries from the window ledge and climbed down her drainpipe,run across the street pissing myself laughing with nerves!.. all the way home im gettin texts and phone calls non stop, please come back and fucl me all night etc..and one of them telling me she had fell in love with me and allsorts of bollocks ! (fuck, id only met her for an hour at the most).. so, i texted her back, please stop calling me etc, im not interested, leave me alone.and turned off my phone, gets up next morning to 200 texts and about 100 odd missed calls!!, ffs! , i had to change my mobile number that day, and deleted her and blocked her from my facebook. and POF, so im on pof about a month later and im speaking with this woman, getting on great etc, i go online about 4am one morning, and check her profile, ITS THE PICS OF THE MANIAC on her profile, ffs! shes been pretending to be someone else !, deleted and blocked her, she keeps on deleting her profile, and settin it up again and messaging me again and again, metal, worse, months later i see her driving along me street, stops outside and i see her taking photos of my house and my car !!! STALKER OR WHAT ! "
that really sounded so scaring wot a lesson lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged to meet a man I'd been chatting to for a social. We were meeting in a car park and then going for a drink. I got there first and when he drove in my first thought was Oh my God, he's sent his dad His pictures were at least 10 years out of date.

Told me he didn't want to go for a drink but did I know somewhere quiet, so I took him to a very well known beauty spot that was packed with tourists I got into his car for a chat. He was dressed in a baggy t shirt and an even baggier pair of grey joggers with black slip on shoes.

As we were chatting, I could see out the corner of my eye that his back seat had been reclined and he's bought two pillows and a duvet

I just told him I was leaving, got back into my car and drove off.

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By *i-shoptonMan
over a year ago

bishopton

Worst experience was an arranged meet at a glasgow airport hotel- was given room number etc so no suspicions on my part. Knocked on the door and was met by a guy who expressed complete surprise as to why I was there.... Clearly I had been setup by a 'mate' of his ( I could hear a femme voice in the background asking who was there)

My best guess is that they were a honeymoon couple ....... I was so very very very embarrassed..... And completely tongue tied!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few, luckily all ended OK

A couple in a club asked me and my fb to join them, I'd already said I didn't fancy them and was giving him the eye to say not a chance. He suggested soft play with our partners in the same room. Anyway, two mins in they all start playing, couldn't do it so got up and walked out!

Got a hotel with a guy I'd been talking to for ages. I wanted to try restraints etc so he brought them along. After tying me up he informed me the safe word was "harder" I said it was a bit strange but never having done it before I didn't expect that I'd need a safe word (stupid I know!!) He proceeded to get me on all fours, I was totally helpless,and shoved his cock right up my arse really hard with no lube (I'd said no anal). I was screaming for him to stop, crying and trying my hardest to get away from him. There was no way I was saying harder as I assumed he'd take this as an invitation! Eventually he stopped and apologized for making me cry, but did try to make out it was my own fault!

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cpl, I put these on a different thread too.

Pint thrown over me and him punched in the face while fucking me. Luckily we sorted it out and they are still friends.

Met a guy who said he was single and lived alone. I said it was a social but he got me so horny in the lift to his apartment it was straight to the bedroom. Sucked him for less than a min and he came. Gave him my cute voice told him I wanted more, he said OK suck me again to get me hard. I obliged and he came again!!!!! Then he said he heard something, it must be His gf home and shoved me in the bathroom naked. Luckily it wasn't.... I briskly left feeling horny and mortified. He messaged loads saying how great it was and wanted it to be regular. I never met him again though lol.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Got led to a guy's bedroom and just about to relax and enjoy myself when his wife came home. She understandably - as she didn't know he was swinging without her - got really upset with him. Thankfully her anger didn't get projected onto me.

I made my excuses and left.

I will nexer get into such as situation again. I felt so sorry for her, it was terrible. I'm sure neighbours heard the ranting as I left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read this thread for a laugh, but some of these are fucking scary

Only ever met with lovely people.

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By *ayandpCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I've had a few, luckily all ended OK

A couple in a club asked me and my fb to join them, I'd already said I didn't fancy them and was giving him the eye to say not a chance. He suggested soft play with our partners in the same room. Anyway, two mins in they all start playing, couldn't do it so got up and walked out!

Scary glad you were ok

Got a hotel with a guy I'd been talking to for ages. I wanted to try restraints etc so he brought them along. After tying me up he informed me the safe word was "harder" I said it was a bit strange but never having done it before I didn't expect that I'd need a safe word (stupid I know!!) He proceeded to get me on all fours, I was totally helpless,and shoved his cock right up my arse really hard with no lube (I'd said no anal). I was screaming for him to stop, crying and trying my hardest to get away from him. There was no way I was saying harder as I assumed he'd take this as an invitation! Eventually he stopped and apologized for making me cry, but did try to make out it was my own fault!"

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By *J SuffolkMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

We met a couple not so long ago.

Said non smokers but as soon as we got to our room we both could taste it on their bodies, to top it all he left brown skid marks on the quilt, meet again? Erm no and not good at all.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

the guy with the stinky cock and the hideous tranny that i didnt see a decent pic of b4 i went round to see them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the way to the bottom still not mentioned, talk about sweating it hahs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed, some of these stories are very scarey. Glad that we always insist on a social first, although it seems this isn't failsafe. I invited a bloke again for a 1:1 after a successful threesome from the previous night, only for him to tell me at the point when I was expecting pentration that he couldn't find any packs of 4s condoms at the shops, as he didn't want to buy 15s and then got stroppy when partner had taken the remaining condom that he had left from the previous meet, as we were staying in a hotel, even though I told him before he decided to come over. Then proceeded to ask me if he could jerk onto my backside. No, I didn't let him after that...

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


" when and why?

"
. Did a hotel threesome meet at 5 am once . Went to the room and lady proceeded to suck my cock and then requested that I put on a condom to fuck her. She seemed to really enjoy the session butI noticed that her husband could not get a good hard on. The ladies husband subsequently punched her and then proceeded to grab me by the neck , threw a punch and pinned me to the floor . I was using my hands to try and lessen his grip on m y neck and his wife was telling him to stop as he was killing me. Luckily he released his grip and I managed to grab my clothes and run out of the room into the corridor . I was standing in the corridor with a massive hard on as I dressed an composed myself . Not an experience that I wish to repeat and not what I would expect to happen in a hotel

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Thank goodness cured at last never want sex again after reading these tales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when and why?

. Did a hotel threesome meet at 5 am once . Went to the room and lady proceeded to suck my cock and then requested that I put on a condom to fuck her. She seemed to really enjoy the session butI noticed that her husband could not get a good hard on. The ladies husband subsequently punched her and then proceeded to grab me by the neck , threw a punch and pinned me to the floor . I was using my hands to try and lessen his grip on m y neck and his wife was telling him to stop as he was killing me. Luckily he released his grip and I managed to grab my clothes and run out of the room into the corridor . I was standing in the corridor with a massive hard on as I dressed an composed myself . Not an experience that I wish to repeat and not what I would expect to happen in a hotel"

Disturbing, Astonished, Amazed

You still had a hard on after all that

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


" when and why?

. Did a hotel threesome meet at 5 am once . Went to the room and lady proceeded to suck my cock and then requested that I put on a condom to fuck her. She seemed to really enjoy the session butI noticed that her husband could not get a good hard on. The ladies husband subsequently punched her and then proceeded to grab me by the neck , threw a punch and pinned me to the floor . I was using my hands to try and lessen his grip on m y neck and his wife was telling him to stop as he was killing me. Luckily he released his grip and I managed to grab my clothes and run out of the room into the corridor . I was standing in the corridor with a massive hard on as I dressed an composed myself . Not an experience that I wish to repeat and not what I would expect to happen in a hotel

Disturbing, Astonished, Amazed

You still had a hard on after all that

"
. Luckily one one of three bad meets . All the others have been great but quite a frightening experience , especially in a hotel where you feel safe .

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over a year ago


"this one is a belter,,, i had been speaking to this woman for a while, (not from here) got on really well, and after few weeks she asked me to hers, ok i though, got there, she is stunning, all dressed to kill with gorgeous figure and lovely lingerie etc etc.. but her house was stinking,piles of rubbish everywhere, no wallpaper, settee all ripped and house stank of animal piss or something. i didnt want to sit down, so stood talking to her trying to think how i could make my excuses and get out of there, she offered me a drink, and i said id brought juice with me, which i always do,as i dont drink when driving, so she starts getting stroppy and im like, its not doing it for me, although she was a stunning looking tall blonde, she was off her rocker, i said i was heading home as i dint feel any chemistry and got up to leave, whereas she ran past me to the front door, locked it, and run upstairs and stashed the keys!,( right, a couple days before this meet, i was showing a friend of mine the site and he said i was going to meet some crazy woman and she would end up cutting my cock off). so im like, id like to leave, she said i wasnt fuckin off and leaving her on a saturday night herself, lol and wouldnt get the keys. so were standing at her front door, and im looking past her into her kitchen and seeing a knife block with big sharp knives . started freaking me out, i fear no man but this woman was givin me the shitters!! she was a total maniac, screaming at me etc. so i went upstairs to her toilet and she wouldnt let me close the door over, i informed her i couldnt pee infront of her and after her taking a tantrum she finally let me shut the door, where i locked it, moved all her toiletries from the window ledge and climbed down her drainpipe,run across the street pissing myself laughing with nerves!.. all the way home im gettin texts and phone calls non stop, please come back and fucl me all night etc..and one of them telling me she had fell in love with me and allsorts of bollocks ! (fuck, id only met her for an hour at the most).. so, i texted her back, please stop calling me etc, im not interested, leave me alone.and turned off my phone, gets up next morning to 200 texts and about 100 odd missed calls!!, ffs! , i had to change my mobile number that day, and deleted her and blocked her from my facebook. and POF, so im on pof about a month later and im speaking with this woman, getting on great etc, i go online about 4am one morning, and check her profile, ITS THE PICS OF THE MANIAC on her profile, ffs! shes been pretending to be someone else !, deleted and blocked her, she keeps on deleting her profile, and settin it up again and messaging me again and again, metal, worse, months later i see her driving along me street, stops outside and i see her taking photos of my house and my car !!! STALKER OR WHAT ! "

Wow! OMG...

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