FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you carry your condoms at a club?

By *tlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

Logistical question this...no pockets. .skimpy underwear. .where do you carry your condoms on a night at a club?

Tesco bag?

Rucksack?

Bumbag?

(I genuinely am worrying about it tho)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always put one on straight away.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

normally get an key band... so i put mine there....

but actually still surprises me how many guys dont take condoms to clubs.....

the amount of blank stares there are when people are asked "do you have condoms"

why go unprepared?

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By *tlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

"I always put one on straight away."

Pmsl! I like a man who is prepared!

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By *tlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

So you like tuck them into the wristband?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always put one on straight away.

Pmsl! I like a man who is prepared!"

Oh yes. I keep the car running too lol.

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By *tlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

"I always put one on straight away.

Pmsl! I like a man who is prepared!

Oh yes. I keep the car running too lol."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carry a naughty bag, so many men only carry a towel so I supply the condoms (I get them free at gum clinic so not a problem)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought myself a very nice sieko monster divers watch. I can expand the strap and put three condoms under it and I know the time while in the jacuzzi. lol.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

In Xtasia in my pocket

In chams use the elastic locker key band to strap then to me!

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

" time while in the jacuzzi. lol.

on my little finger read for quick change over

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By *tlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

Gazdee - you are like bear grills of swinging clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took them down my stockings for my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gazdee - you are like bear grills of swinging clubs"

Thank you. We are more into the people. The building does nothing for is really. We just love swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get them from the bar when ready to play, any guys wanting to play with Vera need to bring their own anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little pouch that fits under the wristband

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

K has an old very small soft camera bag.. can have some condoms, sachet of lube, mints and paracetamol. All bases covered

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a small little bag with me, just big enough to have some condoms, lube, my cigarettes and a locker key.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Just fold over the top of your towel and tuck underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Logistical question this...no pockets. .skimpy underwear. .where do you carry your condoms on a night at a club?

Tesco bag?

Rucksack?

Bumbag?

(I genuinely am worrying about it tho) "

Take a little hand bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have little shag bag... Small handbag/purse with a wristband. Handy for condoms, sachets of lubes and small packets of wipes too

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"I have little shag bag... Small handbag/purse with a wristband. Handy for condoms, sachets of lubes and small packets of wipes too"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I store them in the waist band of my boxers at the side tight boxers work the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I either put them under my locker key band on my wrist of keep them in my locker but ofcourse keeping them in the locker can be a problem as it means going backwards and forwards all the time x

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've seen guys use one of those armbands designed to hold a mobile phone or a fitness gizmo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always put one on straight away."

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Crack of my arse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Logistical question this...no pockets. .skimpy underwear. .where do you carry your condoms on a night at a club?

Tesco bag?

Rucksack?

Bumbag?

Presumably there are lots of items a woman would need at hand, which would necessitate having a bag nearby. Thinking condoms, wipes, CS gas spray, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crack of my arse !"

I was gonna say that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either in my bra/basque or stocking top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put two dozen on at the beginning of the night and peel them off one at a time

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By *tlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

"I put two dozen on at the beginning of the night and peel them off one at a time

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"I put two dozen on at the beginning of the night and peel them off one at a time

Lmfao !!

Mr ustwo has a towel that has a little pocket sewn into the waist band and a hook and eye on it , far easier than having to tie it around you .

I usually have one in my stocking top '

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By *aitMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Down my socks. A bit scratchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry clubs are easy, I have pockets. Wet clubs need 2 safety pins to pin a corner of the towel into a small bag, I have to also carry lip-salve L can't go an hour without it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I have little shag bag... Small handbag/purse with a wristband. Handy for condoms, sachets of lubes and small packets of wipes too

This

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small cosmetics bag for lube...condoms..small toy and wipes..

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By *usmindMan
over a year ago

Bristol ish/ London

Simples--tuck em in the crack of yet arse

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Down my socks. A bit scratchy.

You keep socks on !!!

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Tucked into Mr Funs towel

yrs of practice lol

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

One bloke at Abfab last night when I asked him said he had one in his car

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get yourself a shag bag ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lockers no good. By the time you go get a condom another guys is gonna be fucking the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy walks around with a shag bag ppl will say hes expecting sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a clear vanity bag I take with me. Condoms. Wet wipes. Hair bobble. Collar and lead. Whip. Chewing gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have small bag that hangs off my wrist. With condoms,lube,wipes and lippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small bag that I carry all our essentials. If we get separated Paul puts one in his waistband of his boxers

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I carry them anally.

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By *aitMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Down my socks. A bit scratchy.

You keep socks on !!!

You reallyreally don't want to see my feet!

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

depends on the club. If dressed then in a pocket, if it's a wet clubthen tucked into the corner of the towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carry them anally. "

Woah. We have a trooper here! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down my socks. A bit scratchy.

you fuck with your sock on

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

handbag

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I put two dozen on at the beginning of the night and peel them off one at a time

Haha bet you're like pass the parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I balance a few on the top of my head. I can shake my head, but can't agree with anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a little clutch bag, along with wipes, and lipstick

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Little nylon walker's bracelet with a zip pocket from Amazon.

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"I have little shag bag... Small handbag/purse with a wristband. Handy for condoms, sachets of lubes and small packets of wipes too"

This, or a clutch bag I take with me (lipstick, wipes, condoms ect). Failing that my partner keeps them in his pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sapient pearwood luggage which contains not only my condoms, but clothing a towel and often the club as well

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By *aitMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Down my socks. A bit scratchy.

you fuck with your sock on

Only in clubs. Why shouldn't I?

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Down my socks. A bit scratchy.

you fuck with your sock on

Only in clubs. Why shouldn't I?"

Oooooh no

Socks on for sex !!!

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

"I have a sapient pearwood luggage which contains not only my condoms, but clothing a towel and often the club as well

Did you buy it from the shop in Ank-Morpork which disappears and reappears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a club that won't allow people to take little bags or even purses in, they have to be left in lockers. What the hell do they expect us to do with the condoms then?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There's a club that won't allow people to take little bags or even purses in, they have to be left in lockers. What the hell do they expect us to do with the condoms then?"

String them together and make jewellery from them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Med size zip purse with wristbands - (2 condoms, bullet ,money and mini mob phone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unwrap mime and shove them up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffed up my nostril - fuck nose why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you buy it from the shop in Ank-Morpork which disappears and reappears?

Annoying isn't it, went back for the matching cabin bag and couldn't find the shop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo in my bum bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a wet club I have a neoprene phone/mp3 player holder that straps to your arm, similar to the things bouncers wear to display their i.d.

In a dry club I keep them in my pocket in a little pouch that I keep with me even when I lose my clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little bag. Not much bigger than a phone. It's transparent so people don't worry that it is a phone.

I carry condoms, lube, breath spray, wipes and my locker key in there too. Rattling keys annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a wet club I have a neoprene phone/mp3 player holder that straps to your arm, similar to the things bouncers wear to display their i.d.

In a dry club I keep them in my pocket in a little pouch that I keep with me even when I lose my clothes

Mo could never carry them.....she is always naked lol!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

My Valet carries them for me and is always close by in attendance. If I choose to partake, he scabbards my sword and assists with entry. Then if vigorous engagement is required, he seizes my hips and further assists me by pushing me to and fro until the wench swoons.

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

In a black bin liner slung over the shoulder or if expecting a busy night I nick a supermarket trolley from _aitrose car park on the way

has to be _aitrose as quality counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a black bin liner slung over the shoulder or if expecting a busy night I nick a supermarket trolley from _aitrose car park on the way

has to be _aitrose as quality counts

Yeah, right. You go for _aitrose because they don't charge a quid to release the trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a black bin liner slung over the shoulder or if expecting a busy night I nick a supermarket trolley from _aitrose car park on the way

has to be _aitrose as quality counts

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"In a black bin liner slung over the shoulder or if expecting a busy night I nick a supermarket trolley from _aitrose car park on the way

has to be _aitrose as quality counts

Yeah, right. You go for _aitrose because they don't charge a quid to release the trolley

I carry a bolt crops in the car at all times in case I have to go to Tesco or if someone loses a key in the dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We take a little sex bag. Zips up and we keep our toys and stuff in there

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Aberdeen has boxes of condoms and lube in all the playrooms, don't need to carry them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loop lots of them on to a piece of string to make a rather fetching belt! When the belt is empty - I know it's time to go home!!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I loop lots of them on to a piece of string to make a rather fetching belt! When the belt is empty - I know it's time to go home!!

Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my boxers on and just tuck them in to the waistband while I have a mooch around

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Under my gunt

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I had a small play bag that I carried around with me. It was like a large purse. Stuffed in everything I needed

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