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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either, what am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nor have we....

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men! "

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men! "

and here.....from guys who claim to be str8 or who like to suck str8 guys. How the sam hill does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men!

and here.....from guys who claim to be str8 or who like to suck str8 guys. How the sam hill does that work?"

Think we all get those lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nor have we...."

That's easily remedied lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!"

Yes they are , and it works for us !

When a similar thread last week came up , someone said that as we respond positively to the fancy a fuck messages , it filtered people like her out and worked well for people like us , we took it as a compliment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!

Yes they are , and it works for us !

When a similar thread last week came up , someone said that as we respond positively to the fancy a fuck messages , it filtered people like her out and worked well for people like us , we took it as a compliment lol "

Cue lots of fancy a fuck messages to you now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have !!! ( smugly reclines .... Grinning like aCheshire cat )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!"

I have. Plenty.

From guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever got a serious one from a woman I think I'd have to have a sit down lol

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Not exactly full of charm, but beats 'wanna shoot spunk over your fucking massive tits' a brief but graphic message found in my inbox yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up! "

I'm tempted to send my first 'fancy a fuck' message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men! "

About 5 a day; don't mind really although 20% of that attention from ladies would be more than welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not exactly full of charm, but beats 'wanna shoot spunk over your fucking massive tits' a brief but graphic message found in my inbox yesterday."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I've never had a message saying 'fancy a fuck' either. I have to work at it to get places on here lol.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men!

and here.....from guys who claim to be str8 or who like to suck str8 guys. How the sam hill does that work?"

You can always block these using the message filters.

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall


"I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up! "

And how did the meet go was he as good as he promised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading the ones that have flaws in what they're describing, example, I want to bend you over and tongue your arse hole whilst you suck my big hard cock. It's like fuck mate I ain't a contortionist how am I supposed to be bent over with you behind me and sucking your dick the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up!

And how did the meet go was he as good as he promised "

Didn't meet him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up! "

On which note...you have email

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

we get them all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a fair few, normally from faceless profiles, one sentence and no pics who, when I reply no thanks, ask why not, its a sex site??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a fair few, normally from faceless profiles, one sentence and no pics who, when I reply no thanks, ask why not, its a sex site??!!"

That's my experience with the "fancy a fuck" brigade. Still, they remind me I'm normal (almost)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How well do you receive the 'fancy a fuck' messages from a torso?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got one!!!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive never had one but sent dozens, its so unfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually send msgs like.. I need my cock milked tonight,Fancy it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got one!!!!!"

lucky you

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By *riendlyGirlWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Yep they are common for girls I think.

I delete about 2 a day and block the sender. Messages like that don't work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I delete them as they drive me round the bend

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By *ittle Miss CheeksWoman
over a year ago

,Around Devon


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!"

Hahaha, I get those often and worse!

Obviously the people who send these are limited to one liners who happy to be horny I guess

Not for me personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged me once asking if I took it up the arse so I sent a pic of me doing a guy with a strap on and said only if you do. I never got a reply or ever heard from him again, not sure why?!!

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By *ashleCouple
over a year ago

Tifton

We've had a couple of them. We usually ignore it.

On another note: I wish we lived in the UK. There's so many more people from there on here...and most look better too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!"
I have never got that msg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I shit on your chest?

I'm waiting for one of them..............

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall


"I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up!

And how did the meet go was he as good as he promised

Didn't meet him "

Bet you are gutted to have missed out on a fantastic opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy messaged me once asking if I took it up the arse so I sent a pic of me doing a guy with a strap on and said only if you do. I never got a reply or ever heard from him again, not sure why?!!"

Um

No I can't il give it a miss thanks

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster


"Nor have we...."

bet you've had a few now, if not fancy a fuck

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've sent one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one once. It was sent by mistake..she wasn't really interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've sent one. "

I haven't received it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get blocked from sending fancy a chat. If i sent fancy a fuck id have the fab police kicking down my door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages. It's the ones where the first message refers to me as a stinking slut or a whore or something along those lines.

My favourite one was hey pretty lady, I'll come round and clap on dem cheeks and we can do the grown up! "

What does that even mean??? I don't get chance to read most of my messages - perhaps it's just as well!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will send out few fancy a fuck msgs and see how it goes lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure, we haven't had them must be doing something wrong

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Paula all alone?...you don't have to be alone anymore!

_tripper9

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes quite common, and when you reply with no, a torrent of abuse follows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of effort wonder if they actually get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my style but in a sense I can understand the scatter gun approach. It can be tricky being original and witty every time, especially if the person you're messaging for the first time isn't giving much away in the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have received one........

But not had the 'wanna suck my cock' one....

Not decided which message i prefer yet

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Hi, I'll send it then...! Wanna suck my cock?

_tripper9

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I shit on your chest?

I'm waiting for one of them.............."

I've had that, I'll send him your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I shit on your chest?

I'm waiting for one of them..............

I've had that, I'll send him your way "

Anna, I was hoping that you would have messaged me straight away!

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!"

Yes they are , and it works for us !

we sent one once and got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was here for a good few years before I got one,since then I've had loads and the novelty of the 'fancy a fuck' message has mostly worn off

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"I was here for a good few years before I got one,since then I've had loads and the novelty of the 'fancy a fuck' message has mostly worn off "

shame as we fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!

Yes they are , and it works for us !

When a similar thread last weeök came up , someone said that as we respond positively to the fancy a fuck messages , it filtered people like her out and worked well for people like us , we took it as a compliment lol "

Now I'd never send such a message but I would make an exception for Sabrina (if guys my age weren't blocked by you that is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many seem to have cottoned onto the futility of 'fancy a fuck' messages and now sending 'fancy a meet' instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly its pretty much all i get..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Cock?"

That is the entirety of the message from the gentleman from Spalding

Is he asking me if I want it or is he asking me if I can get one for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Cock?"

That is the entirety of the message from the gentleman from Spalding

Is he asking me if I want it or is he asking me if I can get one for him "

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I shit on your chest?

I'm waiting for one of them.............."

I've had one asking if he can do it on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had "wanna fuk"

I refuse to fuck a guy who can't spell fuck.

Today I've had "can I shoot my load over your face babe?" as a first message.

And "I know it's cheeky but fancy a meet and do you fancy a fuck?" as another first message today. From a guy who zero photos on his profile and no other info really so it was hard to tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have plenty from guy need some from females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Cock?"

That is the entirety of the message from the gentleman from Spalding

Is he asking me if I want it or is he asking me if I can get one for him "

Maybe he keeps chickens and after a cock for them

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I like reading the ones that have flaws in what they're describing, example, I want to bend you over and tongue your arse hole whilst you suck my big hard cock. It's like fuck mate I ain't a contortionist how am I supposed to be bent over with you behind me and sucking your dick the same time! "

Pmsl an image popped into my head of a yoga posture where you could actually do that

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!

I have. Plenty.

From guys

"

had a few from guys, or "meet NOW?" as well. often UNLOS within a couple hours too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes get these a lot as well as

"I'm in such a such hotel now, want some fun"

"Meet now?"

"Can I fuck you?"

Other such lovely messages from people I've never chatted to in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weve had one ''d'ya wanna swap then'' - wasnt a first message though

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


""Cock?"

That is the entirety of the message from the gentleman from Spalding

Is he asking me if I want it or is he asking me if I can get one for him

Maybe he keeps chickens and after a cock for them "

OK, OK, so maybe that one was into livestock farming But what about this one:

16 mins ago, Gent from Warrington:

"I want to tongue punch your fart box."

One couldn't make these up even if one tried. But I bet he thinks he stands a chance

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Are these messages really that common?

I mean, I haven't received one!"

I get them all the time

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Typical messages;

Nice tits wouldn't mind a go in those

Do you like it up the arse?

You up for a fuck?

I wanna destroy your cunt!

Now, whilst all of these comments and suggestions may be favourable once one has gotten to know a gentleman, in advance of so much of even a hello, even a trollop such as myself is inclined to decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often get the message 'fancy a blow'*, but never 'fancy a fuck'.

*shame they are all from dudes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men! "

So not just me then its allitle annoying even more so on fabguys. They really dont know how to Say hello it seems.

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men!

So not just me then its allitle annoying even more so on fabguys. They really dont know how to Say hello it seems. "

yep same here, I generally delete and not reply to those, its refreshing when you get a nice approach, sadly a rare thing tho. I've a CD profile on some other sites and get the same sort of messages the lovely ladies here have shared. No finesse and they wonder why they don't get a response...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite but I do get a fair few "can I suck your cock now" messages... unfortunately only from men!

So not just me then its allitle annoying even more so on fabguys. They really dont know how to Say hello it seems.

yep same here, I generally delete and not reply to those, its refreshing when you get a nice approach, sadly a rare thing tho. I've a CD profile on some other sites and get the same sort of messages the lovely ladies here have shared. No finesse and they wonder why they don't get a response... "
heh youll never guesse i just got one ( from a straight guy .. Yea right.. " id love to empty my balls in your mouth". ). I don know weather to laugh ir be sick

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

lol I get loads from "straight" guys and a fair few from couples but is just the guy wanting to meet up...

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