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How do u approach neighbours about their noisy sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't get me wrong I am not complaining but I would like to find out if they swing n if I can join in. How would u approach it?

Bearing in mind they moved in yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry think I put it up twice

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Knock on the door.

Introduce yourself.

Don't mention swinging.

Try and have some noisy sex yourself sometime (alone if necessary), this will then lead to knowing looks over the fence, and more chance of an invite to the housewarming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just said to mine straight out "would you like some hot noisey sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't bother complaining - I'd just enjoy listening to the show!

Unlikely to happy though as I live in a detached...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong I am not complaining but I would like to find out if they swing n if I can join in. How would u approach it?

Bearing in mind they moved in yesterday."

NEVER play right on your own doorstep.

Full Stop ....... it's stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you and your neighbours were highly philosophical , mature , laid back giving and understanding of situations , possibilities and human feelings then I'd say yes.

My guess is that very few find that eutopia next door.

and Jed..... you probably have the humour and lack the desaparations - Bad advice ....... tut on you this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just said to mine straight out "would you like some hot noisey sex" "

Is next door up for sale? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only being honest on what I would do it never helps though I still get told to f... take a walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was only being honest on what I would do it never helps though I still get told to f... take a walk "

God loves a trier xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I fail to see the connection between a couple having noisy sex in the privacy of their own (new) home and having a threesome with the bloke next door?

Does having noisy sex make every couple swingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong I am not complaining but I would like to find out if they swing n if I can join in. How would u approach it?

Bearing in mind they moved in yesterday."

They're probably christening every room in their new home (we've all done it).

As for 'joining in'. Why not have some noisy sex yourself and see if they approach you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fail to see the connection between a couple having noisy sex in the privacy of their own (new) home and having a threesome with the bloke next door?

Does having noisy sex make every couple swingers?"

No, just makes the OP hard.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Could be the OP thinks they are just doing it for his benefit.....like a wanking aid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was having sex with a guy once and his neighbour text, asking if he could come round and join in...not likely to work as he didnt check his messages until after i'd gone.

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

I kinda forgot windows were open last night waiting for some funny looks as came out with a few things in the heat of the moment xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda forgot windows were open last night waiting for some funny looks as came out with a few things in the heat of the moment xx"

i heard you ........ NOooooooo Not the Bridle again ........ noooooooo

Get off that saddle n spurrr my buttocks you twat !!!

Didn't know where to look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong I am not complaining but I would like to find out if they swing n if I can join in. How would u approach it?

Bearing in mind they moved in yesterday.

NEVER play right on your own doorstep.

Full Stop ....... it's stupid. "

got to admit i agree with this, if you meet people off here and it turns sour you dont have to see them again, not so easy when they live next door is it?

I just want to know the connection with noisy sex and swinging lol im sure none swingers have noisy sex too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know Grannys right but its the old head n heart battle..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach them as you would any new neighbours. Take a small present - supermarket flowers will do - as an icebreaker. You'll probably get invited in for coffee or a drink so they can mine your knowledge of local pubs/ chippies/ home deliveries etc.

After that it's down to you to pick up whatever vibes (pardon the pun) are going.

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

ps wouldnt touch my neighbours with a barge pole to close for comfort, though might have woken the whole street lol .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lovely neighbour in her late 30's next door to us and it sounded like she was getting a right seeing to at 12.30 A.M.

It set us off too,lol!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong I am not complaining but I would like to find out if they swing n if I can join in. How would u approach it?

Bearing in mind they moved in yesterday."

Mark,just knock on the door and ask if there is room for one more lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left my window open plenty of times always forget to close it mind im in a ground floor flat right on the front. Headboard rocking and banging on the radiator. And me saying harder

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You will need:

1. a ladder

2. some Olympic style number scorecards.

3. a brass neck

Use the ladder to watch through the window. Do this even if the window is on the ground floor as it shows commitment.

Wait patiently until the hurly-burly's done (this will show you are non-pushy) and then knock on the window to attract their attention.

Once you have their attention, use the score cards to rate their performance. Give points for style, stamina, variety, enthusiasm and for the quality of 'vinegar face'

Marks may be deducted for awkward position changes, 'popping out' and for falling off the top of the wardrobe. (Note: fanny-farts are a judgement call)

Assuming you score them highly enough I'm sure you'll be a shoo-in.

(for best chance of success always score higher than a 7.9 Honestly I don't know how that Russian judge ever gets laid!)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My bedroom windows are always wide open and my bed is next to the wall of next doors bedroom. Ive had guys stop and close the window and ive had guys stop as they where scared that someone may call the police at what ive been shouting. The plaster aside my bedhead has disappeared inches into the wall. Not once in 15 years have i had a complaint

Mind you i do smile to myself when the neighbours no im with an older white haired yet can be seen letting out young white and black guys lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was thinking just that was gonna introduce myself n see what they are like then may just offer my oral services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just need to get more fella. When you're smashing the backbone out of some young hot girls ass you probably won't even notice it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is very true

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