FabSwingers.com forum: Best pickup lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sure we've heard many of them before but please enlighten us with your favorite or most successful pickup lines. If there any good I'll use them out in town Friday

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

If I hide all the chairs, will you sit on my face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like fruit?....well suck my cock its a peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband in his single days used to do the following on a night out on the pull.

Walk up to the girl you fancy and say

"You are the most gorgeous/beautiful/sexiest (choose your own adjective) girl in this place"

Then... you just walk away.

She will spend most of the night checking you out and eyeing you up and eventually you go and talk to her. But let her sweat it for a while.

Said it worked every time.

Then he went to internet dating as it was quicker and cheaper. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good ideas I could try a different one every hour this weekend at this rate!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

sit on my face and I'll guess your weight

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

I know it's old but one guy came up and said is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a sore bum? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halves on a bastard.

Dare you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I paint your vagina" seems to work bloody well for me

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

Have you got a licence to walk round with that body?

And in a pub once a guy said 'excuse me..have you got a boyfriend called andy'

Me:'err no'

Him: 'would you like one? Hi I am andy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Mac, whats your name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have pet insurance.

Because I'm going to smash your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad was a thief he stole 2 stars and gave them as your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets rearrange the alphabet and put u and I together x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dad was a thief he stole 2 stars and gave them as your eyes "

And when my Angeleyes set u on fire baby x

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

fancy a fuck ......NO....well mind laying down while i have one

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

That dress would look great on my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dad was a thief he stole 2 stars and gave them as your eyes

And when my Angeleyes set u on fire baby x"
my fire still burning baby xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He says- Fancy a game of rape???

She says - no I fooking don't

He says- that's the spirit x

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

You look like you could really do with a blowjob.

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By *ashleCouple
over a year ago

Tifton

Just a fun one:

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I'm pretty sure I can see myself in your pants.

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

fancy being fucked by a fat lad, cant understand why it hasn't worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, wanna touch my abs" is a good one

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Out of two?

I'd give you one...

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

you know... I don't usually shag fat lasses but I would make an exception for you ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have Ebola ! Because your eyes are just bleeding gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your eggs good at swimming ? Because there going get flooded with seamen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How u like your egss in the morning ?

Fertilized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a Mcdonalds you'd be a ''McGorgeous''

wtf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How u like your egss in the morning ?

Fertilized "

On toast with dippy sauce.. Now get making it hot stuff x

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