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"Mine tastes like Ben and Jerry'. Any flavour you want. If you put Ben and Jerrys on it." Is rather it tasted of me | |||
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"Mine tastes like Ben and Jerry'. Any flavour you want. If you put Ben and Jerrys on it. Is rather it tasted of me Ooh naughty " Hahaha that's me | |||
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"Mine tastes like Ben and Jerry'. Any flavour you want. If you put Ben and Jerrys on it. Is rather it tasted of me Ooh naughty Hahaha that's me " But I can see where your coming from with that one! | |||
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"Mine tastes like Ben and Jerry'. Any flavour you want. If you put Ben and Jerrys on it. Is rather it tasted of me Ooh naughty Hahaha that's me " Mine would taste like you miss mo | |||
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"Well The last one got filled up... and my favourite didn't even come on line Mmm Hard and tasty I think I said.. Maybe he will catch this thread instead.. " Well I can't be online all the time you know. Second place is still available guys! | |||
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"Well- i could nominate one or two! xx" All in the name if science obviously | |||
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"LMAO sexybrain x " Well don't laugh off too much of it, I haven't had a fondle yet x | |||
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"LMAO sexybrain x Well don't laugh off too much of it, I haven't had a fondle yet x" This is very true. | |||
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"I thought this was a serious thread... But it just seems like an excuse to flirt ...." Guys using their large members in an attempt to woo women - this seems unusual to you? | |||
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"May I enter mine? Lol " Er - yeeeah!! x | |||
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"May I enter mine? Lol Er - yeeeah!! x" Yippeeeee Thanx | |||
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"I thought this was a serious thread... But it just seems like an excuse to flirt .... Guys using their large members in an attempt to woo women - this seems unusual to you?" Unfortunate sarcasm is difficult to convey in the written form. Perhaps a better emoticon choice may have helped. ? | |||
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"I thought this was a serious thread... But it just seems like an excuse to flirt .... Guys using their large members in an attempt to woo women - this seems unusual to you? Unfortunate sarcasm is difficult to convey in the written form. Perhaps a better emoticon choice may have helped. ?" They could use Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons face | |||
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"May I enter mine? Lol " Well if you insist.... | |||
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"Oh I thought the criteria was yummyness not mahoosiveness. I officially withdraw " You should use that line during sex makes the whole thing sound very regal. "I officially withdraw" | |||
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"I thought this was a serious thread... But it just seems like an excuse to flirt .... Guys using their large members in an attempt to woo women - this seems unusual to you? Unfortunate sarcasm is difficult to convey in the written form. Perhaps a better emoticon choice may have helped. ? They could use Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons face " We so need that face!! | |||
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"I'm dipping mine in Nutella as we speak, I'm reliably informed women think that's really yummy! " I was wondering what that shape was in the communal Nutella! | |||
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"I thought this was a serious thread... But it just seems like an excuse to flirt ...." Oh it is serious but the Old Fart wont come online so flirting is passing the time | |||
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"I thought this was a serious thread... But it just seems like an excuse to flirt .... Guys using their large members in an attempt to woo women - this seems unusual to you? Unfortunate sarcasm is difficult to convey in the written form. Perhaps a better emoticon choice may have helped. ? They could use Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons face " Draw it on sexy go on make a new pic.....please | |||
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"Well this time iv come prepared and give him a big dip in some sticky toffee pudding mix " I couldn't decide in the last thread... but you my friend.... have just successfully elbowed your way to the front of the queue | |||
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"Been told mine is yummy and sweet " I will be the judge of that... | |||
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"Mine has been referred to as scrummy " I can only imagine your cock covered in marmite. which would be pretty fucking awesome. followed by the stiffy cocky pudding. Hot Damn... | |||
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"Mine has been referred to as scrummy I can only imagine your cock covered in marmite. which would be pretty fucking awesome. followed by the stiffy cocky pudding. Hot Damn... " *Sticky Toffee Pudding. oops, got carried away there. | |||
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"May I enter mine? Lol " I do like a good soapy cock pic | |||
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"Mine tastes like Ben and Jerry'. Any flavour you want. If you put Ben and Jerrys on it." Can I go for Tescos cherrylicious instead please?? Last Ben and Jerrys I had, had great big lumps of chocolate in it.. and I wouldn't want to do you an injury... | |||
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"May I enter mine? Lol " Blimey... Can you enter mine?? | |||
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"Has this now become who can cover their cock in the stickiest food? Lol" (hint..) Golden Syrup. That stuff is fucking hard to lick off | |||
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"May I enter mine? Lol Blimey... Can you enter mine?? " Haha I love it! And syrup I'd a good shout yer | |||
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"Oh I thought the criteria was yummyness not mahoosiveness. I officially withdraw " Its between you (covered in marmite), stiffy cocky pudding, or a late entrant coming in covered in golden syrup. (Sorry, I may be slightly peckish and side-tracked.) | |||
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"What are we talking here, looks size taste All of the above " COCK!!! (sorry, I sounded like James May when I said that..) | |||
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"Oh I thought the criteria was yummyness not mahoosiveness. I officially withdraw Its between you (covered in marmite), stiffy cocky pudding, or a late entrant coming in covered in golden syrup. (Sorry, I may be slightly peckish and side-tracked.) " One has officially re-entered Play your cards right and you could be covered in marmite | |||
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"Quite intrigued to find out who Cinnamon's favourite is " Bet you would Now go to bed ! | |||
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"I find the addition of a donut or some chocolate sauce usually adds to yumminess! A" Yes Obi those additions have always worked for me | |||
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"Has this now become who can cover their cock in the stickiest food? Lol (hint..) Golden Syrup. That stuff is fucking hard to lick off " I think you should try from mine then lol | |||
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"May I enter mine " Always wise to affirm consent. | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx" Now you're talking! | |||
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"Mine just like bubble gum " Flavourless after ten minutes. | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx Now you're talking! " you should definitely try it! xx | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx" I've never had one...what am I missing? | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx I've never had one...what am I missing? " A tingly willy!! xx | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx Now you're talking! you should definitely try it! xx" A little less conversation, a little more fizzy bj action please. | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx Now you're talking! you should definitely try it! xx" pij Would that be a personal invite? X | |||
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"I seem to remember sexybrain has a rather impressive cock on here!..he gets my vote" And my cock likes your boobs | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! " | |||
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"They all taste ok when you give them a 'fizzy bj' - and it makes your willy all tingly! xx I've never had one...what am I missing? A tingly willy!! xx" I think you should show me Paula | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! " Haha dammit, why did I choose a username too long to put on my dick | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! Haha dammit, why did I choose a username too long to put on my dick " Yer same here | |||
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"This may be a little confusing due to OP's name but I'm putting forward my Cinnamon's cock dipped in Baileys ice cream and choc sauce x" Thats fine We Cinnamon's do taste nice.. hmm must try the Baileys trick, Airwaves gum is very cool and tingly i'm told. | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! Haha dammit, why did I choose a username too long to put on my dick " I'm sure I could fit a longer username on my cock, the hardest past wasn't available space, but maintaining an erection long enough to write it all on neatly! | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! Haha dammit, why did I choose a username too long to put on my dick I'm sure I could fit a longer username on my cock, the hardest past wasn't available space, but maintaining an erection long enough to write it all on neatly!" Ya should have employed a glamorous assistant | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! Haha dammit, why did I choose a username too long to put on my dick I'm sure I could fit a longer username on my cock, the hardest past wasn't available space, but maintaining an erection long enough to write it all on neatly!" Mine has TL writ on it right now . But when i get a hard on it reads " Tony from Cottingham Near Hull " | |||
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"I'll throw my hat into the ring " mmmmmm - I mean - feel free!! | |||
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"Haha, no need, I can suggest somewhere to hang it..... " I'm open to all suggestions! | |||
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"What are we talking here, looks size taste All of the above " My vote for all those categories goes to you..... Scrummy by name Scrummy by nature | |||
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"I find the addition of a donut or some chocolate sauce usually adds to yumminess! A" You get my vote | |||
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"Hopefully its what its attached to that counts " if you're attached to me, absolutely | |||
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"Have we got a winner yet or have I missed out on the testing ?" Nope - Not sure who's supposed to be compiling votes/judging etc? And not many people seem to have actually voted, in all honesty - though it's been a lovely banter thread - so thanks op!!! xx | |||
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"Haha, no need, I can suggest somewhere to hang it..... I'm open to all suggestions! " Well, the one that sprang to mind was rather staring me in the face... | |||
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"Oh sorry - I vote for Sexybrain too. Apparently that writing on his cock is like a stick of rock! - It runs all the way through! Haha dammit, why did I choose a username too long to put on my dick I'm sure I could fit a longer username on my cock, the hardest past wasn't available space, but maintaining an erection long enough to write it all on neatly! Ya should have employed a glamorous assistant " And paid her with an orgasm | |||
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"I love these cock perving threads " lmao..we like these threads where the ladies actually want to see our cock pics lol | |||
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"I'm happy with mine, I'm entering.... Oh wait, this threads a right cockfest " I can vouch for this one!! xx | |||
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"I love these cock perving threads " In that case, one re-enters | |||
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"I thought women didn't like cock pics " Erm - weeeeeeell - we don't! But we LOVE the owners of said cocks!!! xx | |||
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"I love these cock perving threads In that case, one re-enters " You can't beat a repeat entrance | |||
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"Mines not that old " Beautiful - but now i feel like an old pervert! xx | |||
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"Have I won yet?" You're a winner for me! | |||
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"Have I won yet? You're a winner for me!" Wheeee! x | |||
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"I would think the guy with the yummiest one wouldn't have the time to use the forums they will be far too busy on meets and spreading the love. " Nah, I've got to do something when I'm at work lol | |||
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