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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we've got our man - so comments on that - and have one of the guys compiled our perfect woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we've got our man - so comments on that - and have one of the guys compiled our perfect woman?

xx"

only disappointed I didn't make the grade...firmed my decision to think about maybe possibly going to the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ThingTwo was supposed to be collating to the woman - he may have slipped off for a crafty wank over the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ThingTwo was supposed to be collating to the woman - he may have slipped off for a crafty wank over the results

Me thinks he was getting way to distracted with the nominating process....

Never trust a man to do a woman's job lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ThingTwo was supposed to be collating to the woman - he may have slipped off for a crafty wank over the results

just hope he caught my post about Charley77's legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say anna999uk for the eyes... Beautiful

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I may slip him a private photo of my tattoos since I think every other category is taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may slip him a private photo of my tattoos since I think every other category is taken.

I think I should check too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may slip him a private photo of my tattoos since I think every other category is taken.

...do it quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay - posted here too

I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:

LIPS

- Pretty Little Thing

- Anna999

- ClassicalFilth

EYES

- Anna999

- PrincessPiercey

LEGS

- Lola 02 (unanimous!)

BOOBS

- Littlemissangelic

- Crazyxtc

- funkysoul

TEETH!

- Anna999

- Lickety Splits

NAILS

- Jo30

SKIN

- ClassicalFilth

HAIR

- tastelikesugar77

- Anna

- Redhott

TATTOOS / BODY ART

- Ligeia

Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread

- Paula All Alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps sorry for casting aspersions on your work ethic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful! "

Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!

How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful! "

Also missing an Arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"okay - posted here too

I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:

LIPS

- Pretty Little Thing

- Anna999

- ClassicalFilth

EYES

- Anna999

- PrincessPiercey

LEGS

- Lola 02 (unanimous!)

BOOBS

- Littlemissangelic

- Crazyxtc

- funkysoul

TEETH!

- Anna999

- Lickety Splits

NAILS

- Jo30

SKIN

- ClassicalFilth

HAIR

- tastelikesugar77

- Anna

- Redhott

TATTOOS / BODY ART

- Ligeia

Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread

- Paula All Alone"

legs...Charley77....go take a look...yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!

Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!

How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx"

actually Paula...your gets my vote xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ps sorry for casting aspersions on your work ethic

I was surprised too, and I had to check, but they are there! (not like Lickety's though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful! "

Would totally agree with that. She is wowza!

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!

Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!

How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx"

Ahh, there it is, the missing bum.

Good call +1 for purehoneypot's bum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, we have them all in now - let me sumarise the perfect fab lady (of this weekend!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.

And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!

Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!

How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx

actually Paula...your gets my vote xx"

Ah thanks honey. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

We just need a technically savvy someone to pull that all together into one image ...

Thanks again for the nomination and comments ... A lovely introduction to the Forum x

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

;-)

Can we order two of those for the weekend please as we're off to Secrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

We just need a technically savvy someone to pull that all together into one image ...

Thanks again for the nomination and comments ... A lovely introduction to the Forum x"

Congratulations on getting in there hun! Come and join us often hun - we're a lovely lot really!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its taking me too long to look at everyone. Need a techy to work magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats all. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

;-)

Can we order two of those for the weekend please as we're off to Secrets

this could be my billion dollar business plan! Watch out for me on next year's Apprentice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x"

Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x

Inaugural events often overlook the obvious..."

I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh no vaginas please! This is fab!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x

Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...

I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her"

Agreed! We have our woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x

Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...

I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her"

Oh bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x

Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...

I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her

Oh bloody hell

Yup - and have you checked your status?? Sixth sense or what!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh no vaginas please! This is fab!!

Oh the irony. We were all too busy being very vanilla human beings for five minutes and all of us sex lovers missed the obvious.. Oh how we laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x

Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...

I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her

Oh bloody hell

Yup - and have you checked your status?? Sixth sense or what!!

xx"

Lmfao this has got me howling so funny xx

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Haha what?! Where did my lips get chosen?? Thank you though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Haha what?! Where did my lips get chosen?? Thank you though x"

Axtually sweetie you inspired me to start the original thread - and got the first mention! I saw them in hotpicks and thought they were seriously sexy. Xx

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Haha what?! Where did my lips get chosen?? Thank you though x

Axtually sweetie you inspired me to start the original thread - and got the first mention! I saw them in hotpicks and thought they were seriously sexy. Xx"

That is seriously very sweet of you, thank you lovely. Made me chuckle when I was just browsing

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Looks at the result and does a flounce, pausing only to nick some stationary and attempt to use the staplers as 6 guns on a poster on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did we forget the vagina? I mean...what does that tell you? I don't know but twould make you wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well there is only so much you can tell from a distance, from pics and forum threads. There are a few things which you can only find out in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Looks at the result and does a flounce, pausing only to nick some stationary and attempt to use the staplers as 6 guns on a poster on the wall.

I'll flounce with you. I only got nominated in one category and still didn't make the cut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but 22dreams ( female ) hair and arse has got to make the shortlist.

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'll flounce with you. I only got nominated in one category and still didn't make the cut!

Damn - My bad! The pressure of the internet watching me got to me

We also had:

Tattoo / Body Art: Ligeia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well - i'm going to bed - but feel free to build another perfect man or woman and let us know what you come up with! There are some gorgeous contenders out there - including the lovely Ligea! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last thing: I just noticed Anna has changed her avatar to match her nominated body part! Good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?

is at the front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?

is at the front of the queue"

Ha ha no... That was a joke. Cum in my hair or my eyes at your peril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?

is at the front of the queue

Ha ha no... That was a joke. Cum in my hair or my eyes at your peril

Aahh...and I was just about to book with Ryanair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES RESULT:

lips - pretty little thing

Eyes - Anna

Legs - Lola 02

Boobs - Littlemissangelic

Teeth - Lickety splits

Nails - Jo30

Skin - ClassicalFilth

Hair - tastelikesugar77

Bum - purehoneypot's

Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty

Overall perfection - Paula all alone

Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?

is at the front of the queue

Ha ha no... That was a joke. Cum in my hair or my eyes at your peril

well let me know where you'd prefer it then and happy, nay more than flappy to oblige x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well - i'm going to bed - but feel free to build another perfect man or woman and let us know what you come up with! There are some gorgeous contenders out there - including the lovely Ligea! Xx"
i'm trying to figure it out i get bits and pieces then someome comes along and i need to change it

will have to just still to in perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfection isn't an end product, but a process of review, refinement. Great excuse to add this thread topic to the schedule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well - i'm going to bed - but feel free to build another perfect man or woman and let us know what you come up with! There are some gorgeous contenders out there - including the lovely Ligea! Xxi'm trying to figure it out i get bits and pieces then someome comes along and i need to change it

will have to just still to in perfect

I tried to make another man when I couldn't sleep but it's an almost impossible task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done ThingTwo & Paula for compiling the results...good to see that we can nominate people without it turning into a diva fest...

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Hi, Can I have my legs back now. Just had a message about this thread. Can I have a meet with the guy once he is moulded? Well done Paula great threads.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am still compiling bits for my own Frankensteinian monster. Currently debating giving it two cocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still compiling bits for my own Frankensteinian monster. Currently debating giving it two cocks..."

Well I did originally have my list with bigger boob winner and smaller boob - they are very different after all, so only fair if the fella has two cocks.

What would the multiple cock categories be?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am still compiling bits for my own Frankensteinian monster. Currently debating giving it two cocks...

Well I did originally have my list with bigger boob winner and smaller boob - they are very different after all, so only fair if the fella has two cocks.

What would the multiple cock categories be?

One for country, one for western...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"okay - posted here too

I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:

LIPS

- Pretty Little Thing

- Anna999

- ClassicalFilth

EYES

- Anna999

- PrincessPiercey

LEGS

- Lola 02 (unanimous!)

BOOBS

- Littlemissangelic

- Crazyxtc

- funkysoul

TEETH!

- Anna999

- Lickety Splits

NAILS

- Jo30

SKIN

- ClassicalFilth

HAIR

- tastelikesugar77

- Anna

- Redhott

TATTOOS / BODY ART

- Ligeia

Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread

- Paula All Alone"

tattoo/body art simply has to go to a profile I stumbled upon the other day, dirtyzm take a look simply stunning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well done ThingTwo & Paula for compiling the results...good to see that we can nominate people without it turning into a diva fest...

Actually I think we all really enjoyed it and it gave us all lots of people to 'appreciate' (ok - perv!) - who aren't known on the forums! Also goes to show that women are an excellent judge of beauty - as a lot of the nominations for females came from other women. Next time i'd love to see men nominating other guys - that didn't happen this time!

It would be great to do this every weekend if everyone's up for it - but in order to make sure it doesn't become cliquey - once you're included on a body you can't be on it again for, say, six weeks! How does that sound to everyone? Then we'll all have more people to perv (sorry - appreciate!) every week!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ps - Obviously those in this weeks body would be able to vote for others next week - they just can't be on the 'body of the week'! Does that sound fair to everyone? I just want it to be a feel-good thread and a bit of entertainment for all concerned!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Yes great idea. Then after 7 weeks there will be a virtual man for everday of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tattoo/body art simply has to go to a profile I stumbled upon the other day, dirtyzm take a look simply stunning

Great shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes.

Pffft!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two days and that's all you can come up with??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two days and that's all you can come up with??

xx"

It doesn't deserve any more!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

xx"

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

Meh."

Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

Meh.

Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out

You are NEVER an afterthought princess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

Meh.

Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out

I still think we should have had an eye each

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over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

xx"

Huh?

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over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

xx"

The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.

What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?

I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.

Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?

Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that

I'm struggling without my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

Meh.

Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out

I still think we should have had an eye each

Would have been freaky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend!

Meh.

Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out

I still think we should have had an eye each

Would have been freaky x"

I think she's probably pretty freaky anyway to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.

What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?

I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.

Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?

Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that

I'm struggling without my eyes."

See? - I just knew you'd get there in the end!! However - as the forum is a virtual meeting place - I thought it appropriate to make a virtual man. Therefore no real men (or women) were harmed in the process of modelling our perfect fab male and female! Therefore your eyes can remain intact - as can the rest of sexy li'l body!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.

What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?

I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.

Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?

Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that

I'm struggling without my eyes.

So why can't I see then?

Are you sure you didn't take them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.

What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?

I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.

Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?

Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that

I'm struggling without my eyes.

So why can't I see then?

Are you sure you didn't take them?"

Oh dear!! Have you tried opening them sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.

What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?

I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.

Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?

Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that

I'm struggling without my eyes.

So why can't I see then?

Are you sure you didn't take them?

Oh dear!! Have you tried opening them sweetie?

xx"

Shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!

Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous??

The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.

What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?

I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.

Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?

Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that

I'm struggling without my eyes.

So why can't I see then?

Are you sure you didn't take them?

Oh dear!! Have you tried opening them sweetie?

Shit."

Ah - the sexy Neanderthal is back!!

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over a year ago

"okay - posted here too

I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:

LIPS

- Pretty Little Thing

- Anna999

- ClassicalFilth

EYES

- Anna999

- PrincessPiercey

LEGS

- Lola 02 (unanimous!)

BOOBS

- Littlemissangelic

- Crazyxtc

- funkysoul

TEETH!

- Anna999

- Lickety Splits

NAILS

- Jo30

SKIN

- ClassicalFilth

HAIR

- tastelikesugar77

- Anna

- Redhott

TATTOOS / BODY ART

- Ligeia

Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread

- Paula All Alone"

Love the nomination x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow best boob nomination. X x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow best boob nomination. X x"

Loving the boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow best boob nomination. X x

Loving the boobs!"

Thank you - 38kk/l x

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