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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are couples who say about the elusive female,when i get replies like i am getting there is a reason why we stay elusive . Let the females compose the message not the men x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ive noticed that too, when i see posts, i say im a bi female but never get a message from them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am talking about the first message that some folks send you, there is no effort or just plain crude..i belive a well planned message gets you intrested not just ,my wife thinks your nice fancy a fuck ..?? Its obvious aswell its a mail from the male part of a couple,maybe couples should browse together or do they ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't think that poorly constucted or crude messages are the sole responsibility of the male .....

Females can be just as bad in our opinion

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

yep,we browse together sometimes,and other times i do alone,but i never message on my own,js not great on computer so i write the message,and i agree some females can be crude,as some messages have said they only want j,even doh it says we are a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets me each couple have different rules I agree to having an outline but surely you go on what feels right and instinct and it should be fun sex is about pleasure. But some couples only soft play oral but no full sex some play seperate some play together some no kissings some only one plays and the other get jelous its just so confusing. The list goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loved morecombe and wise.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loved morecombe and wise....."

pmsl! Hx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vic and bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree with letting the female write the msg's as I think there is a certain level of tact needed which some men lack. Sorry guys but that is deduced by what we get in our inbox. Thankfully my husband's not to bad at the 'first' messages but we are together when they are written. He does leave the writing of verifications to me however. Say's I am much better and I don't repeat what we put on other veri's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the single female thing doesent bother us anymore after 16 years of swinging we have found theres a lot more sexy women that are with parteners then there are single they are also a lot better in bed i think it might be to do with having a man rather than being single xx cples can always have sex but singles have to wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very, very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loved morecombe and wise....."

dammit u beat me to it!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a sec.

What happened to the avalance of "another moaning singleton" posts??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are couples who say about the elusive female,when i get replies like i am getting there is a reason why we stay elusive . Let the females compose the message not the men x "

So, it's not couples, but men.

Attached men that would otherwise be single men, I see a pattern here.

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Some of the attached men who would otherwise be single guys are simply using their wives to gain access to another woman or party or club night (couples only). One wonders if many of these wives have been coerced or browbeaten into accepting this role. Taking this couples thing to an extreme I have heard of some single guys hiring women (prostitutes?) to accompany them to parties and club couples nights so they have access to more women whereas as a single guy they would be denied entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the attached men who would otherwise be single guys are simply using their wives to gain access to another woman or party or club night (couples only). One wonders if many of these wives have been coerced or browbeaten into accepting this role. Taking this couples thing to an extreme I have heard of some single guys hiring women (prostitutes?) to accompany them to parties and club couples nights so they have access to more women whereas as a single guy they would be denied entry. "

I'm sure it all happens, but also some women are more into this scene than their partners, the guys can also be persuaded into it you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a sec.

What happened to the avalance of "another moaning singleton" posts??? lol "

2 sets of rules on the forums mate - 1 set for moaning single guys and another totally different set for moaning single fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a sec.

What happened to the avalance of "another moaning singleton" posts??? lol

2 sets of rules on the forums mate - 1 set for moaning single guys and another totally different set for moaning single fems "

Iam glad you said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a sec.

What happened to the avalance of "another moaning singleton" posts??? lol

2 sets of rules on the forums mate - 1 set for moaning single guys and another totally different set for moaning single fems "

'Tis true, however there are far less women then guys on here, and most women are way too busy, unlike the guys, so I guess there's far more guys moaning than women, makes a refreshing change to see a nice avatar with a complaint than the usual silhouette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the attached men who would otherwise be single guys are simply using their wives to gain access to another woman or party or club night (couples only). One wonders if many of these wives have been coerced or browbeaten into accepting this role. Taking this couples thing to an extreme I have heard of some single guys hiring women (prostitutes?) to accompany them to parties and club couples nights so they have access to more women whereas as a single guy they would be denied entry. "

err...why not just pay for two then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the single female thing doesent bother us anymore after 16 years of swinging we have found theres a lot more sexy women that are with parteners then there are single they are also a lot better in bed i think it might be to do with having a man rather than being single xx cples can always have sex but singles have to wait lol"

not really, it might sound arrogant, but as a single woman i dont have to wait if i dont want to.

for as single guy....he probably has more chance of gettin a blow job than most married men!

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By *bwitchedwarlock69Couple
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

Well at one stage Al was having so little success sending messages to single girls that we went through a phase of me sending messages to the ladies Al was interested in. I'm not bi but thought a message from the female half of the couple might be better received but that was less successful than Al sending the messages! We even had one message back saying that the girl didn't understand why we wanted to meet single girls when I was straight.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"There are couples who say about the elusive female,when i get replies like i am getting there is a reason why we stay elusive . Let the females compose the message not the men x "

mrs saucy now sends all of our messages.we were having very little success with my,hi fancy a fuck.our success rate hasnt gone up,but the messages are now much better composed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant understand what all the fuss is about just put a pic on your ad like jimmy does and hey presto lots of offers off single females i know most of the guys on here are not as good looking but hey you cant have every thing . so pucker up lol this message was put on by JIMMY lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"the single female thing doesent bother us anymore after 16 years of swinging we have found theres a lot more sexy women that are with parteners then there are single they are also a lot better in bed i think it might be to do with having a man rather than being single xx cples can always have sex but singles have to wait lol

not really, it might sound arrogant, but as a single woman i dont have to wait if i dont want to.

for as single guy....he probably has more chance of gettin a blow job than most married men! "

i second that - and am not being arragant either, just honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have no real set criteria apart from age

and local fun lol

as for couples i just don't feel ready to meet and play with couples yet im tempted to get rid of my bi side as haven't played on a while with a lady but i still look and think mmmmmmm.

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales


"for as single guy....he probably has more chance of gettin a blow job than most married men! "

Wow, a women admitting that her kind use oral sex as a bartering tool. Next you'll be saying men make better drivers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for as single guy....he probably has more chance of gettin a blow job than most married men!

Wow, a women admitting that her kind use oral sex as a bartering tool. Next you'll be saying men make better drivers? "

i for one am saying nothing.......

i want to carry on getting bj's

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

each to their own!!!! i think to much moaning, presuming,etc etc goes on!!!

every one wants to have fun, every one has their own boundries, every one has their own taste, whats for one person is not for another, what turns one person on maybe sumone else is disgusted by it!!!!

so live and let live and play with whoever or whatever turns you on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie and I play together, we browse together and we compose our messages together, as a couple its the most important part for us and that is making sure the other half is totally happy and that we are fully agreed on who what where and when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"each to their own!!!! i think to much moaning, presuming,etc etc goes on!!!

every one wants to have fun, every one has their own boundries, every one has their own taste, whats for one person is not for another, what turns one person on maybe sumone else is disgusted by it!!!!

so live and let live and play with whoever or whatever turns you on "

Tsk!! There's always one: spoiling things by talking sense!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"for as single guy....he probably has more chance of gettin a blow job than most married men!

Wow, a women admitting that her kind use oral sex as a bartering tool. Next you'll be saying men make better drivers?

i for one am saying nothing.......

i want to carry on getting bj's "

..while driving?

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales


"for as single guy....he probably has more chance of gettin a blow job than most married men!

Wow, a women admitting that her kind use oral sex as a bartering tool. Next you'll be saying men make better drivers?

i for one am saying nothing.......

i want to carry on getting bj's

..while driving? "

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling


"each to their own!!!! i think to much moaning, presuming,etc etc goes on!!!

every one wants to have fun, every one has their own boundries, every one has their own taste, whats for one person is not for another, what turns one person on maybe sumone else is disgusted by it!!!!

so live and let live and play with whoever or whatever turns you on

Tsk!! There's always one: spoiling things by talking sense! "
lol!!!

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