FabSwingers.com forum: cheap tricks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i've recently had an experience with someone where a guy had me on all fours and slid of the condom. thankfully i turned to see what he was up to just as he was about to enter so caught him out.

was a bit freaked out by that.

i'm a big stickler for safe sex and i was with someone i thought i could trust.

anyone else had someone pull a stunt like that and how did you tackle it.

needless to say, it ended our little tryst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never actually had it happen although I'm always wary that it could and do make sure I see or feel it on when he's entering me.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"needless to say, it ended our little tryst."

I hope you chinned him and made one hell of a fuss, the bloke is obviously a complete arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"needless to say, it ended our little tryst.

I hope you chinned him and made one hell of a fuss, the bloke is obviously a complete arsehole."

i'm not known for holding my tongue!

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

WELL THATS A DIRTY TRICK to pull you cood always put a mousetrap up there then let him slip it in again 4 a nice SURPRIZE.OR JUST put his dick in one GUARANTEED HE WONT TRY IT AGAIN. HA\HA.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We were in a club next to a female friend in a swing when a man tried that. He was next in line with a condom on and as the other guy finished, he pulled it off just as he was about to go in. R shouted "condom!" and he turned and left quickly, we didn't see him again!

What made it potentially worse was that R's friend uses condoms for birth control. That little trick could have given her a disease and a baby. Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Thats the beauty of having your other half there to keep an eye out for stuff like that

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

yeah that isnt good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were in a club next to a female friend in a swing when a man tried that. He was next in line with a condom on and as the other guy finished, he pulled it off just as he was about to go in. R shouted "condom!" and he turned and left quickly, we didn't see him again!

What made it potentially worse was that R's friend uses condoms for birth control. That little trick could have given her a disease and a baby. Bastard!"

i dont use any other method either. i dont respond well to the pill and got pregnant twice on it and had a very adverse reaction to the coil and ended up in hospital. i know there are other methods, but as i always use a condom, i never felt the need of causing any further damage to myself!

glad your friend was ok

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"i've recently had an experience with someone where a guy had me on all fours and slid of the condom. thankfully i turned to see what he was up to just as he was about to enter so caught him out.

was a bit freaked out by that.

i'm a big stickler for safe sex and i was with someone i thought i could trust.

anyone else had someone pull a stunt like that and how did you tackle it.

needless to say, it ended our little tryst."

I would have shouted for Stunna and she would have bust his baws !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would have shouted for Stunna and she would have bust his baws !"

didnt leave him much to bust!

hopefully his lesson was learnt...though i suspect i wasnt the first..so wont be the last!

cautionary tale for single ladies i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you say and do? Would like to hear how you handled it, going from naked and horny to getting rid of him quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking, absolutely shocking!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Happened to us as well.. but mrs new caught him

So he then proceeded to try anal instead.. "oh sorry I didn't realise"..

One of those - best forget about it meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you say and do? Would like to hear how you handled it, going from naked and horny to getting rid of him quickly."

i actually kicked back (unfortunately didnt land it square on), then pretty much exploded, pushed him out of bed and told him to leave. he tried to pass it off as an accident, but he was out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its people like that that spoil it. Makes you wary when this happens. Had guy try this on me once he was out so fast he didn't have time to do his trousers up and was still hanging out. He thought it was funny until I threw his jacket out of the door into the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you say and do? Would like to hear how you handled it, going from naked and horny to getting rid of him quickly.

i actually kicked back (unfortunately didnt land it square on), then pretty much exploded, pushed him out of bed and told him to leave. he tried to pass it off as an accident, but he was out.

"I accidently reached down and slipped off a really tight bit of latex".

Good lord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never experienced anything like this!

The nearest I've come is someone blaming his piss poor performance on the condom, he didn't like them...as if that was going to make me so, ok, take it off and try again!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"I've never experienced anything like this!

The nearest I've come is someone blaming his piss poor performance on the condom, he didn't like them...as if that was going to make me so, ok, take it off and try again!

Happened at the same meet mentioned above!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Zoe had a bloke from a couple we met try the same trick of slipping it off but fortunatly she spotted him and told him what she thought of him.

Not long after that the couple split up but the guy has taken up with someone else and is still on this site so beware ladies as they are regular swingers on this site.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've recently had an experience with someone where a guy had me on all fours and slid of the condom. thankfully i turned to see what he was up to just as he was about to enter so caught him out.

was a bit freaked out by that.

i'm a big stickler for safe sex and i was with someone i thought i could trust.

anyone else had someone pull a stunt like that and how did you tackle it.

needless to say, it ended our little tryst."

When I worked the doors of a massage parlour, this happened every so often, I was told the ladies learnt to touch herself and at the same time have a feel before he entered, often guiding him in to be sure.

The guys caught doing this were marched out the door.

Now, if there ever was a good reason for name and shame I think this is it, but don't do it though, lol

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

i was at a club and thought i saw a guy go from one girl straight in to another without removing his condom and replace with a new one but was not positive about it,i saw the hubby of one of the girls and told him of my fears and to keeep an eye on the guy just in case he was trying it on as club rules stipulate a condom at all times for penetration,and fresh condom if you change girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My poppy has had a couple of close calls - one trick a guy nearly got away with was niping the teat off before he tried to enter - to all intense purposes it looked like hehad one on!!!!!

Also watch for the full withdraws & re entries girls.

There a some selfish arseholes out there!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Although you cant name and shame on here, the pm grapevine is a good source of imformation

Only had the problem in clubs with guys trying it on, like ive never heard every trick in the book lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've recently had an experience with someone where a guy had me on all fours and slid of the condom. thankfully i turned to see what he was up to just as he was about to enter so caught him out.

was a bit freaked out by that.

i'm a big stickler for safe sex and i was with someone i thought i could trust.

anyone else had someone pull a stunt like that and how did you tackle it.

needless to say, it ended our little tryst.

I would have shouted for Stunna and she would have bust his baws !"

someone shouting for me ?

rugby hun u know were i am if u need

me an my steel toe cap boots lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would turn me off

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Haven't read all the posts but this happened to me a couple of years ago, it was with a couple that we'd played with a few times, they were actually in our home when he tried this! Stopped it right there and never met them again - it's just totally outof order. Z

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hopefully that's the same story Steve told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where first and last time at Liaisons in Rochdale..couple from Hungary and he tried to do same to me came from behind without condom...kicked him hard and aimed well... they vanished in minutes..strange enough seen them now in several clubs and know they have been banned in 1... Condoms are a must

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Have the forum fairies been on here or am I hallucinating again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am I losing my mind here or have some posts been deleted? Convinced i read two posts that have gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninja fairies methinks, was answering the rather long reply and it wouldn't let me post lol... Was a bit of a fairy tale too lol xxx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"am I losing my mind here or have some posts been deleted? Convinced i read two posts that have gone!"

lol me too and I was just composing an ever so tasteful reply...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"am I losing my mind here or have some posts been deleted? Convinced i read two posts that have gone!"

hopefully yes!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Have the forum fairies been on here or am I hallucinating again??

not seeing things...lol...as something i posted in response to a post was taken off too...i am not surprised given what was written...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Have the forum fairies been on here or am I hallucinating again??

not seeing things...lol...as something i posted in response to a post was taken off too...i am not surprised given what was written..."

yup it was a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

....I Want You To Want Me ....

is a pretty good track, especially live.

The Flame , 6 weeks at no. 1 in the uSA not too bad either.

Good band.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after reading their profile though, part of me thinks it was a bit tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suz has had a few try that at clubs also the ''alergic/don't like/fill in...'.

all told to p**s off.

Only had one burst once and the guy was so embarrased and apologetic (genuine accident).

Suz got tested and all ok (we get tested regularly).

Without wishing to get into a condom/bareback debate again, to me this is the worst type. the ones who deliberately try to 'force' their way onto you.

If you want BB then fine do BB (not saying for or against here), if you want SS fine, but to pretend one then try for the other is low very low.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the forum fairies been on here or am I hallucinating again??

not seeing things...lol...as something i posted in response to a post was taken off too...i am not surprised given what was written...

yup it was a cracker

Hope he's been sent packing totally, off the site. Don't think we need smart but pathetic eejits about the place!!

Just my opinion of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant believe these story's! they are awfull people. I would never do that

admitedly yes i dont like condoms but you know what? I would rather wear a condom than catch something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely admin should be notified of any site member trying to force bareback on an unwilling partner and ban the t***s!

This is deffo a good case for "Name And Shame"!

I always keep an eye on Trace when a guy's behind her,especially on new meets. R

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hang on...was the missing post a very long one with oddly racial content?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Hang on...was the missing post a very long one with oddly racial content?"

yep thats the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on...was the missing post a very long one with oddly racial content?"

im very glad to see i didnt imagine that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly off topic.....but we have had a few single guys turn up for meets, Only to get to the fun part.....you guessed it! Oh I forgot the condoms, have you got any?? WTF is that all about??

Needless to say, that was the end of those meets

D&J xxxxx

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Disgusting behaviour. Sorry to hear of experiences like these.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Slightly off topic.....but we have had a few single guys turn up for meets, Only to get to the fun part.....you guessed it! Oh I forgot the condoms, have you got any?? WTF is that all about??

Needless to say, that was the end of those meets

D&J xxxxx"
has odten happened to me...

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

That *so* spoils it for the rest of us

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

blimey :0

Am curious about cutting the teat off, wouldnt that just just leave you open to std's and getting the gal pregnant, with negliable increase in pleasure?

I can see how some people might forget to bring condoms, we all forget stuff :x

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"blimey :0

Am curious about cutting the teat off, wouldnt that just just leave you open to std's and getting the gal pregnant, with negliable increase in pleasure?

I can see how some people might forget to bring condoms, we all forget stuff :x"

If the 'rule' is safe sex - no condom - no sex. I would expect that. Or, you need to keep a stash for those occasional forgetful moments...

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"blimey :0

Am curious about cutting the teat off, wouldnt that just just leave you open to std's and getting the gal pregnant, with negliable increase in pleasure?

I can see how some people might forget to bring condoms, we all forget stuff :x"

lol - but forgetting condoms is like forgetting the sandwiches for the picnic or the tennis racket when you're going for a game of tennis - I mean they're integral to the fun and not just an aside!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"blimey :0

Am curious about cutting the teat off, wouldnt that just just leave you open to std's and getting the gal pregnant, with negliable increase in pleasure?

I can see how some people might forget to bring condoms, we all forget stuff :x"

Which is why I ALWAYS carry some, if they forget I don't

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

true

Ive forgotten vital stuff before, if the persons was like whoops, bare back? :D, then yeah thats :s

But they are like doh forgot the condoms

(, could we use yours/ go and buy some, then thats not so bad..

Imo

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

This has got to be one of the most thought provoking threads for a long time.. very disturbing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I always ask guys to bring there own condoms or expect the guys to have their own in the clubs but ive always got some on me and a stash at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've recently had an experience with someone where a guy had me on all fours and slid of the condom. thankfully i turned to see what he was up to just as he was about to enter so caught him out.

was a bit freaked out by that.

i'm a big stickler for safe sex and i was with someone i thought i could trust.

anyone else had someone pull a stunt like that and how did you tackle it.

needless to say, it ended our little tryst."

I just read this & I really don't know what to say or write! I'm utterly speechless that, that happened to you! What an absolute disgrace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We consider ourselves lucky after just reading all your experiences.

We have had one that tried to enter without a 'ticket' but we think it was a genuine forgetful moment and soon sorted.

On the other side of the coin, most of the single guys have had enough condoms to open their own shop!LOL One lovely guy in particular had lots of different ones to choose from under his pillow. It's guys like him who are practically guaranteed a return visit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"blimey :0

Am curious about cutting the teat off, wouldnt that just just leave you open to std's and getting the gal pregnant, with negliable increase in pleasure?

I can see how some people might forget to bring condoms, we all forget stuff :x"

not so much curious as appalled! i hope any man that has ever done this gets justice served to him. the risk involved goes both ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always ask guys to bring there own condoms or expect the guys to have their own in the clubs but ive always got some on me and a stash at home"

i always keep a stash too....got so many i dont know which one does what any more so it's always an extra nice surprise!!

that said, i do expect the guy to carry too, it's a joint responsibility

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

We have our own stock of condoms if needed, but thinking about it best the Female, whether she be host or guest, provides as you would not know if it has been tampered with ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have our own stock of condoms if needed, but thinking about it best the Female, whether she be host or guest, provides as you would not know if it has been tampered with ??"

a female could just as easily tamper with them though

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

On our first visit to a very well known club near London's largest airport we played with a couple. He wore a condom but was more than a little lacking in technique and foreplay. Three days later Mrs R is in the shower and thinks she is a bit itchy and has a discharge. Turns out that the "gentleman" in question had let the condom come off inside her and didn't have the common decency to admit it. We never saw them again there which is a good job really as I'd have torn his balls off for him. So if you meet a fish and seafood supplier from Kent there who is crap at foreplay then you know what to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree would rather provide them as know they are in date and not been messed with.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"We consider ourselves lucky after just reading all your experiences.

We have had one that tried to enter without a 'ticket' but we think it was a genuine forgetful moment and soon sorted.

Awww...

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

some people have no morals or concern for their own safety or others

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"So if you meet a fish and seafood supplier from Kent there who is crap at foreplay then you know what to do..."

Could have been worse, he could have given you crabs.

From the back of his van, silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To us, any single guy who turns up for a meet is a cheeky bugger and chancer at best and an asshole at worst!

Really is a No Brainer.

However, good point from an earlier post, about not knowing the age/condition of condoms supplied by guys. From now on we will provide our own....mmmmm Thought provoking.

Really does take the shine off for the good guys on here!!

D&J X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To us, any single guy who turns up for a meet is a cheeky bugger and chancer at best and an asshole at worst!

Really is a No Brainer.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I always provide my own condoms, simply because I know they are in date, and not tampered with.

I now carry with me, especially in clubs, xl, xxl, latex free, and vegetarian ones, after hearing pretty much every excuse in the book for not wearing them!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"To us, any single guy who turns up for a meet is a cheeky bugger and chancer at best and an asshole at worst!

Really is a No Brainer.

I assume the phrase "without condoms" has been accidentally left out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To us, any single guy who turns up for a meet is a cheeky bugger and chancer at best and an asshole at worst!

Really is a No Brainer.

I assume the phrase "without condoms" has been accidentally left out!"

YES YES Sorry! durrrrrr! a senior moment! xxx

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

you trust the single guys to have their own perfectly non tampered with condoms ?????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you trust the single guys to have their own perfectly non tampered with condoms ?????????

i wouldn't sleep with a guy unless i'd known them long enough to build up trust with them. i'm not looking for strings of men, but a few playmates.

however, they're no more likely to tamper with a condom than a single female...and, i would kinda like the guy to be confident enough in his performance to turn up with a full, untampered box than just one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never experienced anything like this!

The nearest I've come is someone blaming his piss poor performance on the condom, he didn't like them...as if that was going to make me so, ok, take it off and try again!

Yess I have also had this feeble excuse proffered. As feeble as the hopeful dick :-I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blimey :0

Am curious about cutting the teat off, wouldnt that just just leave you open to std's and getting the gal pregnant, with negliable increase in pleasure?

I can see how some people might forget to bring condoms, we all forget stuff :x"

apparently it is the tip which feels the most sensation and loses out the most when a condom is used. These idiots should look for barebackers, safe sex can only be safe sex if it is safe. If you chop the fingers off your gloves you will get sore fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zoe had a bloke from a couple we met try the same trick of slipping it off but fortunatly she spotted him and told him what she thought of him.

Not long after that the couple split up but the guy has taken up with someone else and is still on this site so beware ladies as they are regular swingers on this site.

Steve

As a fairly newbie on this site, this kind of thing scares me. Ive learnt a lot through these forums already, god im naive, ill definitely be wary of this kind of thing. We have only soft swung up to now but if and when we do try full swap, i will do what someone suggested, and put my hand there as if to guide them in and make sure they are wearing a condom. of course my guy will be there so he will keep a look out for it.

Again as someone said, watch out for the withdrawal and re-entry - god its so scary isnt it that it could only be down to one idiot that you could end up with a nasty STI.

the not changing condoms thing scares me as well, to use a condom but have sex with various women and not change it, is as bad as not wearing one - god there are some idiots about - i just hope i learn how to spot them

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