FabSwingers.com forum: Cringey couple profiles

By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anyone ever read through the profile of a couple and cringed at the author's description of their other half?

Obviously we're all fond of our current squeeze but I reckon sometimes people get a little carried away.

I'll let you recover from the mental image of a single man reading a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, when they are so effusive in their praise of each other that you wonder why they are on here.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Heh yes. They can be soooooo saccharine. I often wonder if others reading their profiles think 'well, I can't compete with that!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I definitely avoid contacting the owners of those profiles

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Heh yes. They can be soooooo saccharine. I often wonder if others reading their profiles think 'well, I can't compete with that!'

You just forced me to learn a new word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ever read through the profile of a couple and cringed at the author's description of their other half?

Obviously we're all fond of our current squeeze but I reckon sometimes people get a little carried away.

I'll let you recover from the mental image of a single man reading a profile.

Rose tinted glasses thats what it is I always wonder if they really mean it though or its to keep the other half happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, those loving couples, eh. Who the hell do they think they are, coming on here and being nice about one another. Shouldn't be allowed, I tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me as soon as I see Mrs x by Mrs x, I just go off the profile, my personal choice but they just put me off reading any further,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me as soon as I see Mrs x by Mr x, I just go off the profile, my personal choice but they just put me off reading any further,

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anyone ever read through the profile of a couple and cringed at the author's description of their other half?

Obviously we're all fond of our current squeeze but I reckon sometimes people get a little carried away.

I'll let you recover from the mental image of a single man reading a profile.

Rose tinted glasses thats what it is I always wonder if they really mean it though or its to keep the other half happy."

haha

Could be beer goggles of course!

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Maybe they do have a fillet steak (in their opinion)??

People tend to get married for the whole package not just supermodel looks - if it were based purely on looks alone and not common interests, shared sense of humour etc then I'd be a male spinster all my life!

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Maybe they do have a fillet steak (in their opinion)??

True enough, not in any way trying to knock loving couples!

I just want to encourage objectivity, I really hate to talk myself up too much.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

I have to say this has rendered me speechless

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Maybe they do have a fillet steak (in their opinion)??

True enough, not in any way trying to knock loving couples!

I just want to encourage objectivity, I really hate to talk myself up too much."

really!?

So your comparison to horsemeat was objective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

What a very strange thing to say!

Of course coupes have their fillet steak at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?"

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

I have to say this has rendered me speechless "

Not really. It's just a nasty, vindictive comment.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

I have to say this has rendered me speechless

Not really. It's just a nasty, vindictive comment. "

what is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol off to check our profile for cringeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooner see a cringey profile rather than one where one or the other of the couple have an obvious lack of respect for their partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol off to check our profile for cringeness

You say you're happily married - sorry, that's a bit too luvvie. Can you change it to something like 'we tolerate one another'?

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Maybe they do have a fillet steak (in their opinion)??

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?"

It'd have to be something quite fatty.

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

What a very strange thing to say!

Of course coupes have their fillet steak at home! "

I love brioche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol off to check our profile for cringeness

You say you're happily married - sorry, that's a bit too luvvie. Can you change it to something like 'we tolerate one another'?

Ok sorry

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Maybe they do have a fillet steak (in their opinion)??

True enough, not in any way trying to knock loving couples!

I just want to encourage objectivity, I really hate to talk myself up too much.

really!?

So your comparison to horsemeat was objective?"

No I was trying to explain what I meant.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Maybe they do have a fillet steak (in their opinion)??

True enough, not in any way trying to knock loving couples!

I just want to encourage objectivity, I really hate to talk myself up too much.

really!?

So your comparison to horsemeat was objective?

No I was trying to explain what I meant."

I see.

These people aren't talking themselves up, they're talking the people they love up which is sort of what you do when you love someone.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

What a very strange thing to say!

Of course coupes have their fillet steak at home!

I love brioche

so do I but I like mine to have chocolate in it not horsemeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wanna big my wife up, I'm going to........don't like what you read? Please do feel free to just move on and eye the next people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to think my partner would be complimentary to me, would you contact a couple who were derogatary about each other?!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Lol off to check our profile for cringeness

You say you're happily married - sorry, that's a bit too luvvie. Can you change it to something like 'we tolerate one another'?

yeap happy is far too much as well! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, when they are so effusive in their praise of each other that you wonder why they are on here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol off to check our profile for cringeness

Us too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that sometimes with couples new to the scene they're dipping a toe into unknown territory and going to be sharing the thing they love the most

Maybe their declarations of love for each other are like a little warning to other people and a security blanket for themselves that they're solid and not in this because something is wrong in the relationship

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Gotta love the Forums! Lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I think that sometimes with couples new to the scene they're dipping a toe into unknown territory and going to be sharing the thing they love the most

yeap Agree... And lets face it, as a couple swinging , they have to be tight together to survive all those that can't grasp the dynamics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you think when a married man tells you he has got a lovely wife, who just doesn't want sex any more that he is saying it because he feels guilty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun. Burger is better than popcorn in a five finger bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just their way of writing a veri for each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?

Marmite

I don't like marmite though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Yes I had noticed.

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Initially I thought no one would reply to this post!

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab! "

no.

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

no.

You beat me to it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab! "

I have a problem with you asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my profile ok???? Female half wrote profile as did she write this

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By *evernfilthCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Shit, better check ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?

Marmite

I don't like marmite though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read all this, the one conclusion I'm certain about is the fact I really want a horsemeat burger now.

Not the sub par wife type, like minced up horse in a bun......damn this countrys sensibilities and lack of horse as a food substance!

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

I have a problem with you asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with

I have a problem with you having a problem with me asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with. .. I think! This could get confusing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it rather cringy when couples describe each other...

"Rosie is a stunning.../gives the best head ever!"

"Jim is the total man/Loves to please..."

Just... eurgh. I can understand why describing each other is good for your -own- self esteem, but it hardly does a good job of advertising, does it?

Just reeks of forced compliments and verbose details. I'd rather you both be honest about yourself!

(Also, when the male writes on the female's behalf. It's very obvious.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab! "

You got a problem with that?

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

You got a problem with that?

Yes, you have a problem with me having a problem with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha this thread is quite funny in a bad sort of way

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

I have a problem with you asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with

I have a problem with you having a problem with me asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with. .. I think! This could get confusing!

To be honest I just have a.problem

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

I have a problem with you asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with

I have a problem with you having a problem with me asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with. .. I think! This could get confusing!

To be honest I just have a.problem

They have ointments for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You whining singles are just jealous that you don't have someone to say nice lies about you.

(walks away briskly)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

I have a problem with you asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with

I have a problem with you having a problem with me asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with. .. I think! This could get confusing!

To be honest I just have a.problem

They have ointments for that!

so they tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

You got a problem with that?

Yes, you have a problem with me having a problem with that!

I got 99 problems....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?

Marmite

I don't like marmite though

I like Mr Marmite though so it's ok

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

I have a problem with you asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with

I have a problem with you having a problem with me asking if there's anything people don't have a problem with. .. I think! This could get confusing!

To be honest I just have a.problem

They have ointments for that!

so they tell me."

You can borrow mine, very effective!

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

You got a problem with that?

Yes, you have a problem with me having a problem with that!

I got 99 problems....

They don't have ointments for that many!

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Is there anything people don't have a problem with on Fab!

You got a problem with that?

Yes, you have a problem with me having a problem with that!

I got 99 problems....

Just a thought. Was one of your number 9s upside down? If you're having problems with the 69, I know a helpful chap who would be able to offer some assistance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having read all this, the one conclusion I'm certain about is the fact I really want a horsemeat burger now.

Not the sub par wife type, like minced up horse in a bun......damn this countrys sensibilities and lack of horse as a food substance!

Don't bother with the burger, have a horsemeat steak , really rare with garlicky mash potatoes and a Spanish red. Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked our for cringiness and think its ok.

Have to agree with the Mrs smith on mr smith layout. Not a fan either but whatever floats the boat

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Anyone ever read through the profile of a couple and cringed at the author's description of their other half?

Obviously we're all fond of our current squeeze but I reckon sometimes people get a little carried away.

I'll let you recover from the mental image of a single man reading a profile.

"
. Can't see any harm in getting carried away. Better to be kind than criticise . In any event people can form their own opinion from both the pictures and how the profile is written. At least they have made the effort to put a few words into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having read all this, the one conclusion I'm certain about is the fact I really want a horsemeat burger now.

Not the sub par wife type, like minced up horse in a bun......damn this countrys sensibilities and lack of horse as a food substance!

Don't bother with the burger, have a horsemeat steak , really rare with garlicky mash potatoes and a Spanish red. Yummy

That sounds amazing just now! Shame about the lack of availability though...of horse steak that is...not mash or Spanish red....I'm pretty sure I could achieve both of those no problem

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Having read all this, the one conclusion I'm certain about is the fact I really want a horsemeat burger now.

Not the sub par wife type, like minced up horse in a bun......damn this countrys sensibilities and lack of horse as a food substance!

Don't bother with the burger, have a horsemeat steak , really rare with garlicky mash potatoes and a Spanish red. Yummy

I've heard horse is a bit like beef but slightly sweeter? could you confirm or deny this?

I've almost certainly eaten horse unwittingly but that was of course in burger form!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we have one of those profiles haha.

Its not forced compliments or written to give either of us an ego boost, its there to let people know what the other does for us, it is also possible to have a loving perfect relationship and be on a site like this, just because you join a site like this doesnt mean you have some problem with your sex life. We joined so we could share people together not get something we lack from the other.

I like to read what couples have to say about each other, its interesting to me.

Miss Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooner see a cringey profile rather than one where one or the other of the couple have an obvious lack of respect for their partner."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is obviously tongue in cheek ... however remember one size does not fit all. Some people (Mr) are turned on by a mummy tummy others are put off their lunch ... what a couple see in each other might not be what the next person/couple sees ... that is why we swingers are such a diverse "community".

I believe, we (swingers) of all people, should be tolerant to other peoples' views, likes and tastes ..

Live and let live ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"This thread is obviously tongue in cheek ... however remember one size does not fit all. Some people (Mr) are turned on by a mummy tummy others are put off their lunch ... what a couple see in each other might not be what the next person/couple sees ... that is why we swingers are such a diverse "community".

I believe, we (swingers) of all people, should be tolerant to other peoples' views, likes and tastes ..

Live and let live ...

I believe that too but I can honestly say that the community that I've come across in the forums contains some of the least tolerant people I have ever spoken to. It does also contain some very open minded and accepting individuals thank goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooner see a cringey profile rather than one where one or the other of the couple have an obvious lack of respect for their partner."

This

Some actually do talk about their other half like they are a bit of meat.

Heavens, hope ours isn't too cringy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sooner see a cringey profile rather than one where one or the other of the couple have an obvious lack of respect for their partner.

This

Some actually do talk about their other half like they are a bit of meat.

Heavens, hope ours isn't too cringy.

Haven't read it but if it suits you and its working then you must have got it about right

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

It's no worse than the veris which are all "Mmmmmmm!" and "Oooooo!" etc etc.

People - not chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooner see a cringey profile rather than one where one or the other of the couple have an obvious lack of respect for their partner.

This

Some actually do talk about their other half like they are a bit of meat.

Heavens, hope ours isn't too cringy.

Haven't read it but if it suits you and its working then you must have got it about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooner see a cringey profile rather than one where one or the other of the couple have an obvious lack of respect for their partner.

This

Some actually do talk about their other half like they are a bit of meat.

Heavens, hope ours isn't too cringy.

Yes they talk about their wives as if they are pieces of meat or prize cows.

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

I have to say this has rendered me speechless

Not really. It's just a nasty, vindictive comment. "

You might need to check your understanding of the word vindictive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gind this thread really interesting. We are off to change our profile. Lol

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over a year ago

I find this thread really interesting. We are off to change our profile. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have changed it. It's got to be the best profile on fab. Lol

Comments would be good. Hehe

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"We have changed it. It's got to be the best profile on fab. Lol

Comments would be good. Hehe"

LOL

It was better before you changed it!

My head is also far too bald but I don't suffer from being too tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have changed it. It's got to be the best profile on fab. Lol

Comments would be good. Hehe"

Sorry, looks a bit fake to me. No-one is that honest!

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over a year ago

It is a bit cattle markety.

We find it difficult to know what to write on our profile other than what we like and what we don't.

It's not the sort of thing we are practiced in, it's not often I say " Hi, I'm Fox, average length but large girth, trimmed, uncut and has staying power and this is my wife Vixen, large nipples, bi and can squirt if aroused enough ", that sort of introduction would probably get scratched out in the minutes of a parish council meeting.

So being unversed in selling ourselves sexually we,and others, are bound to boob.

Is there a recognised formula?.

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over a year ago

"We have changed it. It's got to be the best profile on fab. Lol

Comments would be good. Hehe

Sorry, looks a bit fake to me. No-one is that honest!

We here a lot of people bring accused of being fake on the forums but we never have. Came across a few though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a bit cattle markety.

We find it difficult to know what to write on our profile other than what we like and what we don't.

So being unversed in selling ourselves sexually we,and others, are bound to boob.

Is there a recognised formula?.

No sounds about right, not cattle market at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a bit cattle markety.

We find it difficult to know what to write on our profile other than what we like and what we don't.

So being unversed in selling ourselves sexually we,and others, are bound to boob.

Is there a recognised formula?.

Our formula is to go to a club and sit around until someone chats us up. It always works. That's why we arnt bothered about our profile. We never meet off fab. We invited 6 guys out with us once. None turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a bit cattle markety.

We find it difficult to know what to write on our profile other than what we like and what we don't.

So being unversed in selling ourselves sexually we,and others, are bound to boob.

Is there a recognised formula?.

If we sat around in a club waiting for someone to chat us up it would probably be a rep for Stanna Stairlifts

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Makes a change from threads bashing single men, I suppose!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I love our profile and love my much better half dearly

, I just like to watch her make love, lol, to others at the cheapest hotel price possible.

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Makes a change from threads bashing single men, I suppose!

very true

tabitha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

Lol

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over a year ago

"I love our profile and love my much better half dearly

, I just like to watch her make love, lol, to others at the cheapest hotel price possible.

Make love??? Hhhmmmm surly you mean fuck,, although I suppoose each to there own, but I wouldn't make love to somebody I don't know I fuck them haha

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over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

...in your opinion.

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By *earboynottingham OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

...in your opinion. "

What else could it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hahaha is this bash the couples thread lol ....

Not at all!

You know the ones I mean, they think they have fillet steak when in reality they have a horse meat burger in a brioche bun.

And what culinary metaphor would you use to describe yourself?

Marmite

I don't like marmite though

I like Mr Marmite though so it's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we have one of those profiles haha.

I like to read what couples have to say about each other, its interesting to me.

Miss Jay"

Your profile kinda answers for me the question I have asked on another thread.. and this thread I guess is kinda the opposite of mine.

I would love to write on mine what I really think.. but no guy would bother meeting if he thought that he couldnt measure up... but I dont think anyone ever can measure up to a regular partner be it sexual or lifetime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol off to check our profile for cringeness

No cringeness there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, i'm not too fussed. It's their profile at the end of the day. May be a bit cringey but that's how they like it.

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over a year ago

Cringey and proud. There is no point us pretending to be something we are not. Especially on here! So sorry if we offend you Mr OP, but we are just so completely in love it's ridiculous

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