FabSwingers.com forum: Inconsiderate breeding offers

By *SweetVioletx OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't you just hate it when someone messages you offering to breed with you but bolts when you show interest in having twins?

I find it so inconsiderate that they won't provide any medical history, a face pic or even child support - never mind taking little Johnny to the park at weekends. I even offered to get one of those sketches done where they merge face pics so you can see who your offspring might resemble more.

As you can imagine I am very disappointed that there won't be the patter of tiny footsteps any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yes I keep getting asked if I want fertilising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fu**ing timewasters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel for you both!

Fancy missing out on the chance to be sat in McDonald's with a happy meal for the kids!

Suppose condoms are the way forward then!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good way to get to know the barebackers and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel for you both!

Fancy missing out on the chance to be sat in McDonald's with a happy meal for the kids!"

Been there done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you girls serious that some men are that upfront about it and not think about the future if say you were to get pregnant and their responsibilities God sake just wrong. Ok I can understand creampie bareback etc if say both were clean and on Contraception but your still playing with fire still. But to offer to breed a woman and think nothing of it nah its not right.

I don't care if I offended anyone it's my opinion if you get a girl pregnant you take responsibility no ifs no buts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has offered to make babies with me! I am deeply wounded!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel for you both!

Fancy missing out on the chance to be sat in McDonald's with a happy meal for the kids!

Been there done that

Haha great fun isn't it?! Arguing over what bloody toy they get?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have bareback before only with my past partners tho not swing meets. I play safe with swing meets.

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are you girls serious that some men are that upfront about it and not think about the future if say you were to get pregnant and their responsibilities God sake just wrong. Ok I can understand creampie bareback etc if say both were clean and on Contraception but your still playing with fire still. But to offer to breed a woman and think nothing of it nah its not right.

I don't care if I offended anyone it's my opinion if you get a girl pregnant you take responsibility no ifs no buts. "

Irony is wasted on you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maibe they was unsure if you was on the pill? A lot esier to cum inside if you are onit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had about 4 messages asking if I want to have babies with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had about 4 messages asking if I want to have babies with them. "
it's cos you don't say on your profile you don't want to be a baby maker! Durrr

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Think id be labelled a "timewaster"...these helpful men....filling me with their super spunk and me just not catching......

My plumbing is fucked....wonder if they come with a guarantee?.....if you don't catch within 6 attempts, they will buy you new bedding and pay for private std checks?

Knobheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

Feel a bit disappointed I've only had one. What's wrong with my profile? Not enough pussy photos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely cannot believe that anyone would send a message like those talked about in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

Feel a bit disappointed I've only had one. What's wrong with my profile? Not enough pussy photos?"
I think you are maybe too thin, they'd be worried the baby may not have enough space to move around in that tiny flat tummy of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

Feel a bit disappointed I've only had one. What's wrong with my profile? Not enough pussy photos?"

Yep I've had him too!!

He's a busy boy

running round fertilising the good women of Fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

Feel a bit disappointed I've only had one. What's wrong with my profile? Not enough pussy photos? I think you are maybe too thin, they'd be worried the baby may not have enough space to move around in that tiny flat tummy of yours

I've had 7lb twins. Believe me, it stretches. I could show you some scary photos, but they are probably a bit extreme for this website!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

Feel a bit disappointed I've only had one. What's wrong with my profile? Not enough pussy photos?

Yep I've had him too!!

He's a busy boy

running round fertilising the good women of Fabs "

I didn't say I had him! You had him?? Was he good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

I've had 7lb twins. Believe me, it stretches. I could show you some scary photos, but they are probably a bit extreme for this website!

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. Halloween is coming up, surely the perfect time to show the pics!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my swimmers have been blocked off so no kids football or dancing and maccies after devoed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

I've had 7lb twins. Believe me, it stretches. I could show you some scary photos, but they are probably a bit extreme for this website!

. Halloween is coming up, surely the perfect time to show the pics!?

Lol It would leave mental scars on Mr "Are u fertile". A tempting thought.

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

"Don't you just hate it when someone messages you offering to breed with you but bolts when you show interest in having twins?

As you can imagine I am very disappointed that there won't be the patter of tiny footsteps any time soon

Fear not, some tadpoles en route via recorded delivery. Please remove plastic container before applying to your eggs, and if you experience any adverse effects, please contact your GP!!

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By *SweetVioletx OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I am awaiting his latest veri sadly she is not with child so I cannot get a report of his genetic suitability as he wouldn't go bare back with her.

I am feeling like a very special lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I genuinely cannot believe that anyone would send a message like those talked about in this thread. "

They come about every few months.... Although If we post on a pregnancy thread we tend to get one...

To be honest these are tame to some messages guys send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had only one messages titled "breed" and the message said "Are u fertile?".

Feel a bit disappointed I've only had one. What's wrong with my profile? Not enough pussy photos?

Yep I've had him too!!

He's a busy boy

running round fertilising the good women of Fabs

I didn't say I had him! You had him?? Was he good?

Haha "had him" in the written sense thankfully

Although I did mail him back and tell him I would be fertile the Thursday after next at approximately 10.34 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a kid is pretty straightforward, its the raising them into a happy and socially capable human being that's the hard part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making a kid is pretty straightforward, its the raising them into a happy and socially capable human being that's the hard part!"

...actually that last statement doesn't make much sense as everyone's a human being by default, I should have said 'happy and socially capable ADULT'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman on this site ask me to sire a child with her, i said wow babe I'm on here for fun my baby makin days have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making a kid is pretty straightforward, its the raising them into a happy and socially capable human being that's the hard part!

...actually that last statement doesn't make much sense as everyone's a human being by default, I should have said 'happy and socially capable ADULT'."

So true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would happily help a couple to conceive, would be as much or as little involved as they would want, quite happy to provide medical history etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good way to get to know the barebackers and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was a young Scottish man. He wanted to impregnate me, make me move to Glasgow, deliver multiple children and carry on swinging with him! Oh and I had to be a stay at home mum as he's 'traditional' hahaha

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"My favourite was a young Scottish man. He wanted to impregnate me, make me move to Glasgow, deliver multiple children and carry on swinging with him! Oh and I had to be a stay at home mum as he's 'traditional' hahaha

So when's the move to Scotland? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not traditional??

Haha, I look forward to the day when a guy starts a thread like this, wonder if many women have asked for breeding in direct messages to complete strangers?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Don't you just hate it when someone messages you offering to breed with you but bolts when you show interest in having twins?

As you can imagine I am very disappointed that there won't be the patter of tiny footsteps any time soon

lol on my holiday, and a great post to wake up to!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I wouldn't mind if he handed over his title deeds to the house and set up a trust fund for the kids - it's triplets for me or nowt.

You're right, the offers come, but the need to consider the next 20 plus years, till they've left uni.

And I will not be an unmarried mum, so we need a gorgeous wedding first.

They're usually Unlos when you discuss the overlooked practicalities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want kids and neither do I want my knob to drop off though the galloping clap or worse... So it's safe sex only but I'll go half shares in a kitten!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They don't seem to agree with me upon how horny it will be when they have a wank at the DNA testing clinic, before we've even made love.

I'm not going on Jeremy Kyle for his paternity results, as I am not some kind of Trollope, desperate for security. No, the house in my name and paid for first, trust funds all replenished to last 3 kids 25 years each and defaulting to me if I suffer pregnancy complications as well as a golden pension for me.

And as a stay at home mother who doesn't do coffee mornings I need recompense for my daily champagne costs that he has forced on to me.

I didn't ask for his breeding demands, so it's preposterous not to offer the full package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf

seriously ?

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Ive been told im going to get bred

Now that really would be something haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I were to get a message from a lady asking me to breed with her, I would run a country mile and then some! Although I am still firing live rounds, the thought of getting a girl pregnant fills me with horror!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I had to get bread at the weekend .. Mmm toast

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