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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone seen the front door keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I'm still feeling woozy .... hold on ! Where are we

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I'm still feeling woozy .... hold on ! Where are we "

Passport control. Eat some more cake and get back in the bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen the front door keys?"

did someone leave them in the helicopter? and did you cancel the milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cancel the mi...

Argh!! Everyone out of the helicopter, we need to go back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me

Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum

Ask nicely I might give them back hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me

Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum

Ask nicely I might give them back hehe "

hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.

Now eat the cake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me

Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum

Ask nicely I might give them back hehe

hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.

Now eat the cake...."

I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows

What flavor is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me

Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum

Ask nicely I might give them back hehe

hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.

Now eat the cake....

I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows

What flavor is it "

It tastes like Brad Pitts penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me

Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum

Ask nicely I might give them back hehe

hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.

Now eat the cake....

I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows

What flavor is it

It tastes like Brad Pitts penis."

Ewww I'm going on a diet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just give me the keys or I'll brain you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give me the keys or I'll brain you.

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Hahaha make me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Release the hounds....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you want to borrow my bump keys??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Release the hounds...."

Here puppy puppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you want to borrow my bump keys??"

Either the actual key you refer to, or the euphemism that formed in my head, are fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Release the hounds....

Here puppy puppy "

Me or the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you want to borrow my bump keys??

Either the actual key you refer to, or the euphemism that formed in my head, are fine "

Ok I will give them back

I've stopped being naughty now here ya go now don't tie the bag too tight please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Release the hounds....

Here puppy puppy

Me or the dogs "

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Release the hounds....

Here puppy puppy

Me or the dogs

You "

My bite is worse than theirs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous.... "

Damn you and your dextrous little fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She'll be going round the mountain when she cums" (sing songy voice ) oh my this cake has had an extraordinary affect on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Release the hounds....

Here puppy puppy

Me or the dogs

You

My bite is worse than theirs "

I would hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous....

Damn you and your dextrous little fingers!"

Shall i make myself comfortable and await the helicopter??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous....

Damn you and your dextrous little fingers!

Shall i make myself comfortable and await the helicopter?? "

There is a beer in the fridge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me "

Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me

Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!"

Luckily they don't like marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me

Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!

Luckily they don't like marmite "

Does my fridge stink now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me

Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!

Luckily they don't like marmite

Does my fridge stink now?"

I brought wet wipes, so clean you could eat your dinner off me. It. I mean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx "

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments "

Ooooooh - harsh but fair!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments "

She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments

She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up "

Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments

She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up

Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind "

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooner or later guys - we're going to have to find a way to work off all this cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooner or later guys - we're going to have to find a way to work off all this cake!! "

opens fridge door...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments

She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up

Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind "

The question is, do you have the currency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx

I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments

She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up

Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind

The question is, do you have the currency"

Waiting for Ms Titz to clarify her stance on the issue. Then I will adopt the stance required.

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