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"Not sure I'm still feeling woozy .... hold on ! Where are we " Passport control. Eat some more cake and get back in the bag. | |||
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"Has anyone seen the front door keys?" did someone leave them in the helicopter? and did you cancel the milk | |||
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum Ask nicely I might give them back hehe hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home. Now eat the cake...." I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows What flavor is it | |||
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum Ask nicely I might give them back hehe hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home. Now eat the cake.... I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows What flavor is it " It tastes like Brad Pitts penis. | |||
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum Ask nicely I might give them back hehe hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home. Now eat the cake.... I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows What flavor is it It tastes like Brad Pitts penis." Ewww I'm going on a diet | |||
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"Just give me the keys or I'll brain you. " Hahaha make me | |||
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"do you want to borrow my bump keys??" Either the actual key you refer to, or the euphemism that formed in my head, are fine | |||
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"Release the hounds.... Here puppy puppy " Me or the dogs | |||
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"do you want to borrow my bump keys?? Either the actual key you refer to, or the euphemism that formed in my head, are fine " Ok I will give them back I've stopped being naughty now here ya go now don't tie the bag too tight please | |||
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"Release the hounds.... Here puppy puppy Me or the dogs " You | |||
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"Release the hounds.... Here puppy puppy Me or the dogs You " My bite is worse than theirs | |||
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"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous.... " Damn you and your dextrous little fingers! | |||
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"Release the hounds.... Here puppy puppy Me or the dogs You My bite is worse than theirs " I would hope so | |||
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"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous.... Damn you and your dextrous little fingers!" Shall i make myself comfortable and await the helicopter?? | |||
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"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous.... Damn you and your dextrous little fingers! Shall i make myself comfortable and await the helicopter?? " There is a beer in the fridge! | |||
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me " Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges! | |||
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!" Luckily they don't like marmite | |||
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges! Luckily they don't like marmite " Does my fridge stink now? | |||
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges! Luckily they don't like marmite Does my fridge stink now?" I brought wet wipes, so clean you could eat your dinner off me. It. I mean it. | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx " I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments " Ooooooh - harsh but fair!! xx | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments " She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up " Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind " Cake? | |||
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"Sooner or later guys - we're going to have to find a way to work off all this cake!! " opens fridge door... | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind " The question is, do you have the currency | |||
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind The question is, do you have the currency" Waiting for Ms Titz to clarify her stance on the issue. Then I will adopt the stance required. | |||
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