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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. "

must pop in and have a look when i leave the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could always use models to demonstrate my wears.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. "
do i get paid in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i put in a big order for my private rooms please?,dildos,handcuffs,blindfolds,whips,lots and lots of lube please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. do i get paid in kind "

Oh yes, for many it's a labour of love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i put in a big order for my private rooms please?,dildos,handcuffs,blindfolds,whips,lots and lots of lube please "

Got everything but the lube, if people need that, they're doing it wrong. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No madam, that's my thermos flask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i put in a big order for my private rooms please?,dildos,handcuffs,blindfolds,whips,lots and lots of lube please

Got everything but the lube, if people need that, they're doing it wrong. Lol"

ok no probs,have you got any lard??

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. do i get paid in kind

Oh yes, for many it's a labour of love. "

go on then im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. do i get paid in kind

Oh yes, for many it's a labour of love. go on then im in "

Good there's a £150 float, don't give credit to anybody, and try to push the pre owned rabbits.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. do i get paid in kind

Oh yes, for many it's a labour of love. go on then im in

Good there's a £150 float, don't give credit to anybody, and try to push the pre owned rabbits. "

are there any perks to the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please? "
we only take cash or card you busy boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please? "

They're available to lease, good rates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please?

They're available to lease, good rates. "

ok i could give you one of my barmaids once a month in exchange?is that a deal?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please?

They're available to lease, good rates. ok i could give you one of my barmaids once a month in exchange?is that a deal? "

if you give me a bar man as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. "

Don't forget your favourite member of staff

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Could do with some good shops back here ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please?

They're available to lease, good rates. ok i could give you one of my barmaids once a month in exchange?is that a deal? if you give me a bar man as well x"

im afraid i dont have any barmen,i could help out once a month

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please?

They're available to lease, good rates. ok i could give you one of my barmaids once a month in exchange?is that a deal? if you give me a bar man as well xim afraid i dont have any barmen,i could help out once a month "

deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.

Don't forget your favourite member of staff "

Staff discounts are available.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.

Don't forget your favourite member of staff

Staff discounts are available. "

yes and there very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me!! Im returning this dildo,my barmaid said her phone is stronger,just saying like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it got a glory hole ?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Excuse me!! Im returning this dildo,my barmaid said her phone is stronger,just saying like "
she must be useing it wrong x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.

Don't forget your favourite member of staff

Staff discounts are available. "

My main reason for applying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Im returning this dildo,my barmaid said her phone is stronger,just saying like "

Sabotage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Starbeck and Dark Edges have executive authority to deny any refunds.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Starbeck and Dark Edges have executive authority to deny any refunds. "
thanks boss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Im returning this dildo,my barmaid said her phone is stronger,just saying like she must be useing it wrong x"
it did spark up for a second jumped around on my bar top and then went floppy again,ive giveing her a cuecumber while you sort this rather limp dildo out,many thanks i will pop back later,nice model by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles. "

I was just about to ask about the uniform

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles. "
ok boss ,top off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.

I was just about to ask about the uniform "

Just pick something off of the racks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.

I was just about to ask about the uniform

Just pick something off of the racks. "

A strap-on won't really cover much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.

I was just about to ask about the uniform

Just pick something off of the racks.

A strap-on won't really cover much "

Good choice though, it will help with unruly customers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,is my barmaids dildo ready please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.

I was just about to ask about the uniform

Just pick something off of the racks.

A strap-on won't really cover much

Good choice though, it will help with unruly customers. "

Or bosses!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.

I was just about to ask about the uniform

Just pick something off of the racks.

A strap-on won't really cover much

Good choice though, it will help with unruly customers.

Or bosses! "

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ding dong,is my barmaids dildo ready please "
sorry i havent had time to try it out yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ding dong,is my barmaids dildo ready please sorry i havent had time to try it out yet "
but im running out of cuecumbers in there??

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ding dong,is my barmaids dildo ready please sorry i havent had time to try it out yet but im running out of cuecumbers in there?? "
feel free to collect it ,i can assure you its in good working order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ding dong,is my barmaids dildo ready please sorry i havent had time to try it out yet but im running out of cuecumbers in there?? feel free to collect it ,i can assure you its in good working order "
staggers back to the pub scratching his head

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

sale starts tomorrow

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Can't wait for the sale ........ Can I buy some stuff and anyone in there at the time can come try out

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Can't wait for the sale ........ Can I buy some stuff and anyone in there at the time can come try out "
you can try before you buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy a virtual woman for size please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,have you any of those ball baring things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ding dong,have you any of those ball baring things? "

I think you want Halfords for them, you could try these anal beads instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I buy a virtual woman for size please. "

I've got virtual blow up women, but they're not very lifelike. They don't mind when you fuck them and then piss off to the footy with your mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ding dong,have you any of those ball baring things?

I think you want Halfords for them, you could try these anal beads instead. "

thats what im after,many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,here is a round of drinks and a try of salmon and cuecumber sarnies for yourself and the staff,you have been most helpfull

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

the shop is now open ,sorry we are late but me and the boss have been busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the shop is now open ,sorry we are late but me and the boss have been busy "
ding dong,good morning,my barmaid said this dildo is broken again!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"the shop is now open ,sorry we are late but me and the boss have been busy ding dong,good morning,my barmaid said this dildo is broken again! "
sorry know refunds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's obviously over-using it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday? "
we certainly did it was a tireing day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday? "

I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?

I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard. "

Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?

I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.

Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up "

the boss wants to see you in his office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to work today,looks like you will be short on staff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?

I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.

Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up the boss wants to see you in his office "

Again

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?

I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.

Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up the boss wants to see you in his office

Again "

sorry but he is the boss ,he may just give you a warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. must pop in and have a look when i leave the pub "

Think we will join u

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.

Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. must pop in and have a look when i leave the pub

Think we will join u "

please come in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you like a loyalty card.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Would you like a loyalty card. "
do we get staff discount boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like a loyalty card. do we get staff discount boss "

You get big ones lol

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot "
you know the rules ,get your clothes off

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Would you like a loyalty card. do we get staff discount boss

You get big ones lol"

thanks boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off "

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off "
thats better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off thats better "
im cold have you got one of those fluffy elephant trunk things?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off thats better im cold have you got one of those fluffy elephant trunk things? "
there you go ,would you like a hand getting it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off thats better im cold have you got one of those fluffy elephant trunk things? there you go ,would you like a hand getting it on "
i can manage,do you have a dressing room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. "
why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starbeck can you come and help me please!! My back is buggerd,and i cant ben down far enough to get this on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ? "

I'm considering a touch of discipline.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Starbeck can you come and help me please!! My back is buggerd,and i cant ben down far enough to get this on "
know problem on my way

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. "

shall i bring the whip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip "

I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm!! before you do that in still stuck in the shed!!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip

I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. "

what did i do that was so wrong

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Erm!! before you do that in still stuck in the shed!! "
give us half an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip

I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong "

Nothing, it's what you do so right

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip

I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong

Nothing, it's what you do so right "

thanks boss , do i get a pay rise x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip

I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong

Nothing, it's what you do so right thanks boss , do i get a pay rise x"

Payment in kind.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?

I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip

I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong

Nothing, it's what you do so right thanks boss , do i get a pay rise x

Payment in kind. "

yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiet in here today

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Quiet in here today "
very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,do you have any whips please?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ding dong,do you have any whips please? "
certainly sir ,please come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes in eyeing up the model on the way to the counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in here today very "

I see the gaffers buggered off for the day today

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

would you like to try it out

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Quiet in here today very

I see the gaffers buggered off for the day today"

allright for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in here today very

I see the gaffers buggered off for the day today allright for some "

Think we should shut up shop and go pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would you like to try it out "
could i try it out on your model over there please?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"would you like to try it out could i try it out on your model over there please? "
you certainly can

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Quiet in here today very

I see the gaffers buggered off for the day today allright for some

Think we should shut up shop and go pub "

my round i think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in here today very

I see the gaffers buggered off for the day today allright for some

Think we should shut up shop and go pub my round i think x"

Now we're talking!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

best not we will get the sack

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

can somebody from the pub bring me a drink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can somebody from the pub bring me a drink please "
lock up and come to the pub

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"can somebody from the pub bring me a drink please lock up and come to the pub "
boss will have me in his office again if he finds out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can somebody from the pub bring me a drink please lock up and come to the pub boss will have me in his office again if he finds out "
ssshhhhhhh come on we wont be long,i will go and pour you a stiff one

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"can somebody from the pub bring me a drink please lock up and come to the pub boss will have me in his office again if he finds out ssshhhhhhh come on we wont be long,i will go and pour you a stiff one "
why dont you bring me a stiff one round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos i have an orgy to host next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooh - how did i miss this one? I must be walking home from the pub with my eyes shut - or lions been overdosing on the rohypnol again!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooh - how did i miss this one? I must be walking home from the pub with my eyes shut - or lions been overdosing on the rohypnol again!! xx"
oh!!! Its the wife!! Fancy bumping into you in here!,is the orgy finished next door?you look a bit tired

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Oooooooh - how did i miss this one? I must be walking home from the pub with my eyes shut - or lions been overdosing on the rohypnol again!! xx"
nip next door and get me a vodka please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm knackered! Four in a bed last night!! No little one either!!

Ok honey - i'll nip back to the bar as soon as i've inserted the love eggs!!!

Ooooooooooh - sorted!! xx

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

anything else you would like to try out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx"
you must be hot stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See!!!!! Im not the only one being past on dodgy stuff out of here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx you must be hot stuff "

Not that bloody hot!! I'm calling trading standards in! You've burned my watsits!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx you must be hot stuff

Not that bloody hot!! I'm calling trading standards in! You've burned my watsits!! xx"

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx you must be hot stuff

Not that bloody hot!! I'm calling trading standards in! You've burned my watsits!! xx"

you will have to take that up with the boss

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over a year ago


"Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx you must be hot stuff

Not that bloody hot!! I'm calling trading standards in! You've burned my watsits!! xx you will have to take that up with the boss "

Might be tricky! The last I saw of him he was pissed and comatose at the pub under miss kelly's fanny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I spend a few hundred pound on sex toys do I get a Woman to test them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure! These love eggs are getting very hot! Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your fanny?? xx you must be hot stuff

Not that bloody hot!! I'm calling trading standards in! You've burned my watsits!! xx you will have to take that up with the boss

Might be tricky! The last I saw of him he was pissed and comatose at the pub under miss kelly's fanny!! "

hmmmmm so if kelly has been getting a bit from alfi,who has been useing all my cuecumbers??

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"If I spend a few hundred pound on sex toys do I get a Woman to test them on "
oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,this furry elephant trunk you sold me has split!! What can you offer me instead??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a couple of rabbits some love eggs a magic wand a sex machine and a Woman wearing sexy lingerie please

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I will have a couple of rabbits some love eggs a magic wand a sex machine and a Woman wearing sexy lingerie please "
comeing right up sir

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ding dong,this furry elephant trunk you sold me has split!! What can you offer me instead?? "
it must have been the wrong size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ding dong,this furry elephant trunk you sold me has split!! What can you offer me instead?? it must have been the wrong size "
you told me it was the biggest one you had

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ding dong,this furry elephant trunk you sold me has split!! What can you offer me instead?? it must have been the wrong size you told me it was the biggest one you had "
well it was XXL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best not we will get the sack "

He wouldn't dare sack us its fine..anyway he's easily bribed!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"best not we will get the sack

He wouldn't dare sack us its fine..anyway he's easily bribed!"

he certainly is

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Ding dong..do you have a powerful bullet vibrator in silver please

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Oh no...is the shop shut? Helloooooo !!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Oh no...is the shop shut? Helloooooo !!"
sorry i was in the pub ,please dont tell the boss x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Oh no...is the shop shut? Helloooooo !! sorry i was in the pub ,please dont tell the boss x"

Your secrets safe with me now, back to business, can I try that vibrator out please

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Oh no...is the shop shut? Helloooooo !! sorry i was in the pub ,please dont tell the boss x

Your secrets safe with me now, back to business, can I try that vibrator out please "

one silver bullet miss ,have fun

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Ohhhhhh mmmmmm oooooooh yes yes yes YES!!!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ohhhhhh mmmmmm oooooooh yes yes yes YES!!! "
sounds like someone is haveing fun

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Is there a time limit on the trying out period?

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over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh mmmmmm oooooooh yes yes yes YES!!! sounds like someone is haveing fun "
shes in changing room with me,sure she will try it later

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Is there a time limit on the trying out period? "
take as long as you need

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Ooooooooh thank you...give me a nod when you shut the shop and I'll come next door to the pub ...might see if he's got any jobs going

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ooooooooh thank you...give me a nod when you shut the shop and I'll come next door to the pub ...might see if he's got any jobs going "
will put in a good word for you x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Ooooooooh thank you...give me a nod when you shut the shop and I'll come next door to the pub ...might see if he's got any jobs going will put in a good word for you x"

xx

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ooooooooh thank you...give me a nod when you shut the shop and I'll come next door to the pub ...might see if he's got any jobs going will put in a good word for you x

xx"

he can be a very hard boss though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought, Do you need a delivery driver to drop the products off and err help show them how to use them

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Just a thought, Do you need a delivery driver to drop the products off and err help show them how to use them "
i think thats a great idea

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over a year ago


"Ooooooooh thank you...give me a nod when you shut the shop and I'll come next door to the pub ...might see if he's got any jobs going will put in a good word for you x

xx he can be a very hard boss though "

I dunno - He's always soft by the time he gets round to me! Do you think my wynciette nightie might be a turn-off?? xx

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Is the rate of pay good tho. From the sounds of it I might be very busy

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Is the rate of pay good tho. From the sounds of it I might be very busy "
not that good but plenty off perks with the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,do you have a hundred vicker outfits and a hundred tart outfits for my vicker and tart night tonight please??

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ooooooooh thank you...give me a nod when you shut the shop and I'll come next door to the pub ...might see if he's got any jobs going will put in a good word for you x

xx he can be a very hard boss though

I dunno - He's always soft by the time he gets round to me! Do you think my wynciette nightie might be a turn-off?? xx"

think hes just over worked

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

pub time i think

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sounds like a plan...make mine a double

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Sounds like a plan...make mine a double "
your on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong,is my costums ready for tonight please?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

This drink is going down really well thank you...would you like some help with those costumes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this spunkmeyer fella sounds like a real cool dude

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