FabSwingers.com forum: There's no shame...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... in being straight.

While acknowledging total respect for our not-straight brothers and sisters, you buggers have taken over the forums lately.

Stand up and be counted you straightees, and help restore some balance to these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no no Come over to the darkside.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh good..... a hot list being created.

step forward and stand proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh good..... a hot list being created.

step forward and stand proud

Lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

Im sorry

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Dunno about bi / gay but it tends to feel like a TV chat room around here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

Im sorry

Peace and love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow me to attempt to restore some balance

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

Im sorry

Peace and love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be bi and now I'm straight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight, Loud & Proud!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

They can't keep their mouths shut, can they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to be bi and now I'm straight lol "

Converters are welcome

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be bi and now I'm straight lol "

Me too.....depends who im with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

They can't keep their mouths shut, can they?

Yes I can as I am using a keyboard.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I am straighter than a straight thing, well apart from when I kissed a girl and ermm .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional

Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our male is straighter than a laser...

but our fem certainly makes up for it on the lady love stakes

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional

Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'"

I was genuinely asked why was I straight by another female on my first club visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely no "bend" in us

have had a few try and convert me (mrs) but I ain't budging lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional

Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'

I was genuinely asked why was I straight by another female on my first club visit

You weirdo!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional

Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'

I was genuinely asked why was I straight by another female on my first club visit

You weirdo!

You don't need to tell me!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm reasonably straight, actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I'm straight too! Brothers unite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay I'm straight too! Brothers unite!"

Amen to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death

Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death

Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah."

Because, as you very well know, kum ba yah always leads to the scoutmaster fiddling with the scouts' woggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death

Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah.

Because, as you very well know, kum ba yah always leads to the scoutmaster fiddling with the scouts' woggles."

Thank god I was in the Boys Brigade then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"our male is straighter than a laser...

but our fem certainly makes up for it on the lady love stakes

Same here

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am straight. Wish I wasnt but them's the breaks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death

Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah.

Because, as you very well know, kum ba yah always leads to the scoutmaster fiddling with the scouts' woggles.

Thank god I was in the Boys Brigade then."

Damn those kazoo on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight as a pole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am straight. Wish I wasnt but them's the breaks.

Rejoice in being part of a proud minority

You won't get as much action, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrnotts plays very straight when he's fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrnotts plays very straight when he's fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight bloke here, not curious, not interested in guys and dont wanna be sucked by a guy thanks all the same, but the wife is bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count if I play straight when with a straight couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it count if I play straight when with a straight couple

Now you're just confusing matters

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm glad I'm not bi would not get a free night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes assess stand up to it xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Can you catch straight of these people?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you catch straight of these people?!?!

Yes, and unfortunately there is no known vaccine. However, bi and gay people can take some simple precautions to greatly reduce the risks of catching straight. For example, always carry a swatchbook of your favourite textiles and be ready to flick through it at the first sign that you're losing interest in same gender sex. Also, some reports suggest that continually listening to Barry Manilow love songs is a very effective deterrent to doing anything remotely straight.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Can you catch straight of these people?!?!

Well I'm only bi-curious so hopefully not watching football and doing a bit of sewing should do the trick.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I really hate generalisations but I don't like football, I sew the kids badges and I also choose the decorating/furnishings in our home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... in being straight.

While acknowledging total respect for our not-straight brothers and sisters, you buggers have taken over the forums lately.

Stand up and be counted you straightees, and help restore some balance to these forums

hahaha here here

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

Also, some reports suggest that continually listening to Barry Manilow love songs is a very effective deterrent to doing anything remotely straight.

If I knew anyone who continually, or in just two instances, listenind to him, would have me calling the local Mental Health team for them, be they of any sexual persuasion !

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

apology for typo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it count if I play straight when with a straight couple

Now you're just confusing matters

am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to be a bit bendy once but I'm all straight again now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo. We are straight too. We thought we were in the minority. Hello all. X

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By *ench and StripeCouple
over a year ago

Stenalees

Tried bendy. Did not for me so back to ladies only. (Mr)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm turning straight. I've not felt inclined to play with a woman for quite a while.

I've been considering changing my profile to straight recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh i thought we were breeding all u straight people out of society ! Lol

We'l get u in the end .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm turning straight. I've not felt inclined to play with a woman for quite a while.

I've been considering changing my profile to straight recently."

Come back into the fold!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I'm frequently surprised by blokes who want me to be bi. Ffs. I AM NOT INTERESTED. Gawd.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"I can see this thread is already being bi-jacked

Pmsl

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