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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I think that was a premature close...

Now I'm a good hostess but I'm having fun so I'm not serving all night.

Hubby will be busy taking the piss out of people and dancing around like a loon so help yourselves my friends.....

No closing here, last man/woman standing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a night cap. Lion is snoring and I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ya got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double rum and please, no ice. Thank you.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Morgan spiced and in a pint glass please , I've got a right thirst on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's see....

Baileys

Amaretto

Fosters

Bud

White wine

Hang on...

Dug out some Malibu and some Morgans spiced...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody snoring??? Kick him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You got it princess, more ice for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys & Morgans, lots of ice for me please. Chin chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baileys & Morgans, lots of ice for me please. Chin chin "

Ooh payback time, I found some silver aftershock - lining 'em up for you my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys & Morgans, lots of ice for me please. Chin chin

Ooh payback time, I found some silver aftershock - lining 'em up for you my friend"

Perfect.....get em racked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ready?

1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 now drink your rum n we'll start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready?

1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 now drink your rum n we'll start again "

Hahaha like ya style..bring it on..I'm ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody snoring??? Kick him!!"

He's had a busy night. I'll leave him snoring and stay here with you lot

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Bloody snoring??? Kick him!!

He's had a busy night. I'll leave him snoring and stay here with you lot "

Stick ear plugs in his ears , and put some music on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same again please and can I have a bit of Dizzee rascal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah but let's mix it up with some 90s.

We'll have Usher, Eminem, 50 cent, Nelly... Destinys child...etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody snoring??? Kick him!!

He's had a busy night. I'll leave him snoring and stay here with you lot "

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but let's mix it up with some 90s.

We'll have Usher, Eminem, 50 cent, Nelly... Destinys child...etc "

Let's go skank! Hey, I'm seeing Usher in March too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aaaaw I'm so jealous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm VERY excited . As I have an hotel room, I'm hoping to meet a rather sexy gentleman for round 2 of filth too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm VERY excited . As I have an hotel room, I'm hoping to meet a rather sexy gentleman for round 2 of filth too "

Oooh lucky you, fingers crossed for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still standing! What we having now?

I've had many a session with Geordie colleagues, and they didn't seem to be bigger lightweights than you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a nice single malt, a cheeky Laphroig I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm VERY excited . As I have an hotel room, I'm hoping to meet a rather sexy gentleman for round 2 of filth too "

Your room calls my lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a cold beer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut tut cant get served,staggers back to his own pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i was just gonna have a dog the drink that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did say I wasn't serving all night, self service people!

Who's for a breakfast?

We have: Bacon sarnies, home made muesli, porridge with coconut cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.

Or wholemeal toast with avacado and grilled tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be the bacon sarnies every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this pub - you need a glass collector?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes? "

Over there mixed up with ours, try not to put mine on by mistake.

Hands out dry socks, bacon sarnie coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love this pub - you need a glass collector? "

Yeah ok but you must keep your shoes on whilst working. I can't be dealing with cut toes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes?

Over there mixed up with ours, try not to put mine on by mistake.

Hands out dry socks, bacon sarnie coming up!"

Am I in heaven? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love this pub - you need a glass collector?

Yeah ok but you must keep your shoes on whilst working. I can't be dealing with cut toes...."

Ok will keep shoes on can't guarantee about the rest I whip it all off at any given opportunity these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes?

Over there mixed up with ours, try not to put mine on by mistake.

Hands out dry socks, bacon sarnie coming up!

Am I in heaven? Lol"

You said that last night too

Lol I even warm them in the winter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmn "

Come on grumpy what ya havin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love this pub - you need a glass collector?

Yeah ok but you must keep your shoes on whilst working. I can't be dealing with cut toes....

Ok will keep shoes on can't guarantee about the rest I whip it all off at any given opportunity these days "

That's perfectly acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Dammit I forgot my toothbrush. I'll have to use my finger. Can I have a big bacon butty please? Maybe two actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair of the dog, coffe or juice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning princess looking gorgeous as ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmn

Come on grumpy what ya havin?"
very large brandy pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning princess looking gorgeous as ever! "

You're very kind, but the mirror says...arghhhhhh!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmn

Come on grumpy what ya havin?very large brandy pls "

Ooooh! Coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning princess looking gorgeous as ever!

You're very kind, but the mirror says...arghhhhhh!! x"

Nonsense! Bit of brekkie, hair of the dog, whip your clothes off and come in for a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmn

Come on grumpy what ya havin?very large brandy pls

Ooooh! Coming right up..."
ta,staggers back down to the horny lion hic hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any breakfast going. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any breakfast going. ? "

Yes please scroll up for menu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmn

Come on grumpy what ya havin?very large brandy pls

Ooooh! Coming right up...ta,staggers back down to the horny lion hic hic "

Pull yourself together, it's nearly opening time.

If this is turning into another orgy they need a change of scene after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning princess looking gorgeous as ever!

You're very kind, but the mirror says...arghhhhhh!! x

Nonsense! Bit of brekkie, hair of the dog, whip your clothes off and come in for a hug "

I'll be dreckly...although my dog now looks a little concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon Sarnie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bacon is popular today, coming right up!

What would you like to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!"

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!"

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol "

Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol

Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol

Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.

"

lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol

Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.

lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better? "

Strangely I have one too, I didn't limbo though hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol

Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.

lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better?

Strangely I have one too, I didn't limbo though hmmm"

I'll rub yours you rub mine then we can get back to the bar for a couple and slip off up to th hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!

You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).

Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!

Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol

Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.

lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better?

Strangely I have one too, I didn't limbo though hmmm

I'll rub yours you rub mine then we can get back to the bar for a couple and slip off up to th hot tub "

Mmmmmm sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a large brandy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a large brandy please "

Yes, get me a baileys on ice while you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a large brandy please

Yes, get me a baileys on ice while you're there "
thare you go,have you seen my lioness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking on a school night? Oh go on then, I'll have a quickie

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have a large brandy please

Yes, get me a baileys on ice while you're there thare you go,have you seen my lioness? "

hi sexy. no lioness how's a cub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a large brandy please

Yes, get me a baileys on ice while you're there thare you go,have you seen my lioness?

hi sexy. no lioness how's a cub?"
awww your cute

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have a large brandy please

Yes, get me a baileys on ice while you're there thare you go,have you seen my lioness?

hi sexy. no lioness how's a cub?awww your cute "

meow

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