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"Mines a pint what you having?" pint comeing up sir,i will have a large brandy please cheers bud   | |||
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"we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight "no probs,what can i get you both? | |||
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"I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice "comeing up,nuts wite that? | |||
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"lager for me and woodpecker for the mrs "comeing up,enjoy | |||
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"I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice comeing up,nuts wite that? "only if you have chilli nuts | |||
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"I'll have a gin with pink grapefruit and tonic water please (flavoured with lime if you have) and plenty of ice comeing up,nuts wite that?
only if you have chilli nuts "hi have indeed,hot ones | |||
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"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate? "you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me | |||
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"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate? you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me "No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry  | |||
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"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate? you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me
No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry "thare you go sir,can you stick a pound in the jukbox please  | |||
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"Mines a pint what you having?pint comeing up sir,i will have a large brandy please cheers bud "No probs! Cheers here's to a good night! | |||
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"we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight "Now that is a shame - I can sort out a couple of quick ones lol | |||
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"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave " aww what can i get you gorgeous x | |||
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"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x "a hard stiff one | |||
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"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x
a hard stiff one "Oi oiiiii! | |||
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"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x
a hard stiff one "well i can def sort you that out xx | |||
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"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate? you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me
No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry thare you go sir,can you stick a pound in the jukbox please "Wilko. Satisfaction by the Stones any good for y'all?  | |||
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"we will have a couple of swift ones, we cant stay long tonight
Now that is a shame - I can sort out a couple of quick ones lol"is your ladyfriend on her way then? | |||
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"Do you serve Intimate Kisses here mate? you can get that upstairs later,have a beer on me
No, it's an exotic aphrodisiac herbal tea, Intimate Kisses, I can't stomach beer sorry thare you go sir,can you stick a pound in the jukbox please
Wilko. Satisfaction by the Stones any good for y'all? "cool crack it up | |||
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"hi boss. can only stay a little bit. unless this cold decides to leave aww what can i get you gorgeous x
a hard stiff one
Oi oiiiii! "you offering? I do believe lion may have a good idea about that  | |||
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"Il have a jack and please mrs will have a wine and soda. Where's the dance floor? "comeing up peeps,thare isn't any dancefloor really,we use the tables and the bar for that | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool?" oh I could be tempted | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool?" be carefull,its still a bit sticky from last week  | |||
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"Has anyone seen my barstaff?? "sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment | |||
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"Has anyone seen my barstaff??
sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment "its ok your not well,i will manage for now | |||
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"Hi, I'll have a Porn Star Martini please ... Is this seat taken? X" course you can,comeing up,have a seat | |||
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"Has anyone seen my barstaff??
sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment its ok your not well,i will manage for now "sorry. feel guilty now. come here, take a seat. I'll cope x | |||
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"Has anyone seen my barstaff??
sorry boss. im a little busy with someone at the moment its ok your not well,i will manage for now
sorry. feel guilty now. come here, take a seat. I'll cope x"ok but if yiu need a rest,i will take you upstairs | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted " Just racked them up come over xx | |||
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"Please . . Sit next to me. . I'll have a guinness and black please barkeep and a pint of creme de menthe for the lady. Oh and whatever your having boss " jo keep a close eye on this one,i will have a large brandy please | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx" one sec. lion thinks I need a rest | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx one sec. lion thinks I need a rest "No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick | |||
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"Please may I have a long island ice tea..the mr is at work I am bored is there any entertainment on tonight "on its way. hun | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx one sec. lion thinks I need a rest
No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick"oh I feel better now. shall we | |||
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"Please may I have a long island ice tea..the mr is at work I am bored is there any entertainment on tonight
on its way. hun "mmmm just right | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx one sec. lion thinks I need a rest
No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick
My break or yours?
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx one sec. lion thinks I need a rest
No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick
My break or yours?
oh I feel better now. shall we "Whoops beers are kicking in | |||
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"Yes . . Keep a close eye on me. . I'm a bit of a handful ! Tee hee . . Bar steward . . Do you have nobby's nuts ? " In my line of sight! | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx one sec. lion thinks I need a rest
No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick
My break or yours?
oh I feel better now. shall we
Whoops beers are kicking in "oh dear. I'll help you upstairs | |||
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"Anyone for a game of pool? oh I could be tempted Just racked them up come over xx one sec. lion thinks I need a rest
No probs! I'm by the table holding my stick
My break or yours?
oh I feel better now. shall we
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oh dear. I'll help you upstairs "Ooooooo yesssss (slurred) shame we didn't get that game of pool I was looking forward to seeing you bent over a table - what's the furniture like up there? | |||
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"well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things, "Oh nice well I'm gonna go for a dip - is there bar service up here I'm parched! | |||
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"well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things, "You coming? | |||
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"well, there's a hot tub, nice plush seating area and a few other things,
Oh nice well I'm gonna go for a dip - is there bar service up here I'm parched! "of course sir. only the best in here | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir!" Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke? | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke? "Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over! | |||
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"Yeah me ! X " You're a masseuse? | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over! "Being a lazy fek | |||
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"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?" how does a lemonade sound? while alpha takes care of your pains | |||
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"Yeah me ! X You're a masseuse? " only on a saturday eve ! Heh | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!
Being a lazy fek"ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man | |||
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"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse? how does a lemonade sound? while alpha takes care of your pains " Lovely thanks,straw and ice please | |||
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"It's okay I have had a better offer - lemonade and strip poker "lion could you be a dear and play with this lovely lady? x | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!
Being a lazy fek
ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man "Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx | |||
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"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse?" Yes, I dress convincingly en femme for my very special guests  | |||
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"Yeah me ! X You're a masseuse? only on a saturday eve ! Heh " I only ever need a massage on a Saturday evening. What a coincidence | |||
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"Pubcrawl "No chance! Nothing better than the Lion! | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!
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ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man
Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx"well if Carling had a pub lol | |||
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"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse? Yes, I dress convincingly en femme for my very special guests "Got anything oil proof? | |||
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"Yeah me ! X You're a masseuse? only on a saturday eve ! Heh I only ever need a massage on a Saturday evening. What a coincidence "lie face down darling. . I'll warm and oil up my hands ! | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!
Being a lazy fek
ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man
Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx
well if Carling had a pub lol"Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in? | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
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Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx
well if Carling had a pub lol
Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in? "sadly not yet lion has gone walkies. I have to look after everyone  | |||
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"gotta go now! taxis here for la chambre, same time next week? "have fun. If you see lion tell him off for me | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!
Being a lazy fek
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Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx
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Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in?
sadly not yet lion has gone walkies. I have to look after everyone "I'll wait for ya! Rum and going down very well amongst the bubbles! May need the bottle brought over save having to keep coming back to the bar! | |||
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"Mmmmm bubbly and hot in the tub! Rum and please sir! Who you calling sir? sexy please do I look like a bloke?
Ah sorry I thought you stripping off for a dip I was just asking landlord if I could have a drink brought over!
Being a lazy fek
ill get the drinks hun. poor lion is a busy man
Even better! I love this pub! Probably the best pub in the world....probably? FACT! xxx
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Haha yea I'm sure there was an advert! So I've got my run and happily say in the bubbles - what you havin and when you coming in?
sadly not yet lion has gone walkies. I have to look after everyone "Is he in the toilet having another wank? That's his 3rd tonight | |||
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"No alcohol for me,is there a masseuse? Yes, I dress convincingly en femme for my very special guests
Got anything oil proof? "My rubber gear of course it nourishes it | |||
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"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served " | |||
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"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served "You better have washed your hands | |||
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"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served "Oooh I require service ! | |||
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"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served
"Thought u went quiet jo lol xxx | |||
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"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served
Oooh I require service !
"im at your service,what can i get you my dear? | |||
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"Straggles back in doing his zip up and tucking his shirt in,right!!! Who wants to be served
You better have washed your hands "clean as a whistle hic hic | |||
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"I'd love a vodka and cranberry please, and some hot nuts if any going. "comeing up,i have plenty of nuts for you my love | |||
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"Shotssssss!!" sambuca it is | |||
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"Shotssssss!!sambuca it is "Oooooh ill have a Sambuca to follow too | |||
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"Shotssssss!!sambuca it is "Jaegar | |||
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"Ffs stop shagging on the pool table!!!! "Haha sinking the balls! | |||
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"still wait on my service " oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x | |||
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"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x" something long wet and creamy x | |||
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"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x something long wet and creamy x" of course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out | |||
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"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out "such a gentleman x | |||
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"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out
such a gentleman x "well thankyou xx | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?" have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy? | |||
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"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out
such a gentleman x well thankyou xx "that was quick need more time in future think I'll wait for the lock in xx | |||
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"Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says "pop back later | |||
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"still wait on my service oh im sorry my love the barmaid is busy,what can i get you my lovely x something long wet and creamy xof course,do you want to follow me upstairs and i will sort you out
such a gentleman x well thankyou xx
that was quick need more time in future think I'll wait for the lock in xx "i will kick peeps out early lol | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy? "Ok on tippy toes.... Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish? | |||
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"Dark and stormy pleasecomeing right up "Thanks hope the ginger beer has a kick! | |||
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"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer "Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella | |||
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Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?"comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster | |||
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"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer
Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella "comeing up gorgeous,are you anygood with your hands? | |||
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Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster "Ooh Ok, thanks | |||
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"Go on then, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlord. Service is a bit slow round at Violet's do "sorry for the delay sir,im short staffed,on the house | |||
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"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer
Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella comeing up gorgeous,are you anygood with your hands? "I have elegant,soft hands,I don't do washing up | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks "if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?" Here's a refresher bomb for you both | |||
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"Come on peeps,nobody has orderd that magic drink yet!!big prize on offer
Champagne please barman! Hold the umbrella comeing up gorgeous,are you anygood with your hands?
I have elegant,soft hands,I don't do washing up "oh no my dear,i need a back rub | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
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Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs "pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? | |||
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Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it?"erm i think so | |||
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"Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says pop back later "Only if ya change the record on the jukebox | |||
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"Right that's it, I'm back off round Violet's. The service here leaves a lot to be desired, no wonder the landlord looks confused after everything he says pop back later
Only if ya change the record on the jukebox "fancy some dolly parton sir??here is another beer on the house | |||
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"Can I have a glass of rose and some cheese and onion crisps x" comeing up,have a seat and i will bring it over | |||
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"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!!" Well ya might as well have a TVR now . Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise | |||
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"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away...." Good job it was a family size bag | |||
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"Any scampi fries?" just run out ive got some twiglets is that ok? | |||
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"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away.... Good job it was a family size bag " we like to share in here madam | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so "You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess | |||
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"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!! Well ya might as well have a TVR now . Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise "Are you sure now mr? I've been alcohol free now for a while so it might hit me quickly eeek! | |||
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"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away.... Good job it was a family size bag " Don't worry I'll share our nuts | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess "its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh | |||
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"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!! Well ya might as well have a TVR now . Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise
Are you sure now mr? I've been alcohol free now for a while so it might hit me quickly eeek!"Positive, here quick have a rum & each to help that last one down | |||
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"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away.... Good job it was a family size bag Don't worry I'll share our nuts "Salted or roasted | |||
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"Any scampi fries?just run out ive got some twiglets is that ok? "Urggh - hate twiglets What about bacon fries | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh "I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up | |||
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"Any scampi fries?just run out ive got some twiglets is that ok?
Urggh - hate twiglets
What about bacon fries"yep grizzly bits on their way | |||
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"Well I was just about to go lie down, we're bouncing now after that refresher! Phewph!! Well ya might as well have a TVR now . Not trying to get you both d*unk...promise
Are you sure now mr? I've been alcohol free now for a while so it might hit me quickly eeek!
Positive, here quick have a rum & each to help that last one down "Hold the I can't do fizzy drinks either | |||
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"Nicks a crisp of violet and runs away.... Good job it was a family size bag Don't worry I'll share our nuts
Salted or roasted "Roasted....then salted. We like to provide variety | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh
I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up "they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh
I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us "Shhhh,now people know where I was too | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh
I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us
Shhhh,now people know where I was too "we can go back up thare soon | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh
I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us "We're pissed not stupid!! And LAST ORDERS? What the hell?? It's only 10:10!! | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh
I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us
Shhhh,now people know where I was too we can go back up thare soon "I'll put clean sheets on. Don't forget to lock up | |||
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"I'm experimenting with new drinks, I can't anything wine based, no beer, no lager... what's on offer?have a look along the top shelf and see what takes your fancy?
Ok on tippy toes....
Hmmm how about something long, cold but warming, smooth and creamy with a nice finish?comeing up,here is a blue eyed monster
Ooh Ok, thanks if you need to lie down after thare is a bed upstairs
pssst,did you wipe that stuff off it? erm i think so
You didn't did you! You can't send people up there with that mess its ok they wont notice,sssshhhhhh
I sat on it and left my skirt behind when I stood up they might think its them once they start,nothing to do with us
We're pissed not stupid!!
And LAST ORDERS? What the hell?? It's only 10:10!!" | |||
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