FabSwingers.com forum: Funny names for sex acts

By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Spider-Man (when you spunk onto your hand then flick it at your partner) any one else got any ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard this one:

Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I heard this one:

Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face

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lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Harry Potter - involves inserting a wand in a wizards sleeve

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I heard this one:

Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face

I thought that was werewolfing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard this one:

Wank and cum over your partners face, and then rip out your pubes and throw them on the cum.....its apparently known as giving someone a monkey face

I thought that was werewolfing?"

Werewolving is a muuuuuch better name :L

I've heard of the strawberry cheesecake, but it involves physical violence I shall abstain from the details :L

Waiting has a great selection of names for various ways to flash your genitals :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the angry pirate!

when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the angry pirate!

when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey face AKA The Abraham Lincoln

WTF Is a Strawberry cheesecake?!?!

.....maybe that's why Mum's go to Iceland?!?!

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

"the angry pirate!

when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate

Pmsl here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about the rusty trombone!

when the male stands up and his partner kneels behind him rimming him and wanking him at the same time

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Axe wound and burger lips do it for me...lol...great thread this...love the monkey face an pirate ones pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rodeo sex , get ontop of your lady and then wisper something sexy about her best mates name in her ear, then see how long you can stay ontop before she bucks you off

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1"

Explain ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about the rusty trombone!

when the male stands up and his partner kneels behind him rimming him and wanking him at the same time

Forgot about this one.....very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

Explain ?"

Ya had to ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The super man

When you do her doggy, pull out and cum on her back, flip her over and hold her down in on the bed,

When she sits up the sheet will be stuck to her back

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"The super man

When you do her doggy, pull out and cum on her back, flip her over and hold her down in on the bed,

When she sits up the sheet will be stuck to her back

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey face AKA The Abraham Lincoln

WTF Is a Strawberry cheesecake?!?!

.....maybe that's why Mum's go to Iceland?!?!

I'll be the one to indulge you all...strawberry cheesecake, spunk on her face then punch her in the nose causing it to bleed, red and white swirl i.e. strawberry cheesecake!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Angel kissing.

Sounds much nicer than the reality!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Angel kissing.

Sounds much nicer than the reality!!

Go on ???

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"what about the rusty trombone!

when the male stands up and his partner kneels behind him rimming him and wanking him at the same time

Now that sounds like fun

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"the angry pirate!

when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate

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best one so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rodeo sex , get ontop of your lady and then wisper something sexy about her best mates name in her ear, then see how long you can stay ontop before she bucks you off"

See I've always called that the buckeroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simba - where as u come inside some one, I put a bit on your thumb and wipe it across there forehead reciting the word "simba" ( out of the lion king)

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Simba - where as u come inside some one, I put a bit on your thumb and wipe it across there forehead reciting the word "simba" ( out of the lion king)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/10/14 14:26:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crane driver is when a women is playing with two cocks at the same time, and it looks like she is trying to manoeuvre a wrecking ball into position.

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"A crane driver is when a women is playing with two cocks at the same time, and it looks like she is trying to manoeuvre a wrecking ball into position."
like a Japanese fighter pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just found a Rogers profanisaurus book that a mate bought me for Christmas...there's some belters in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis's leg:

The onset of an orgasm whilst having sex stood up. Usually accompanied by an 'uh huh-huh' vocalisation and curling of the lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A HItler wank.........

When you're in the shower having a wank with your hand against the shower door holding yourself up

An angry dragon.......

When a girl is giving you a blow job, just as you're cumming, stick your cock down her throat so she ends up with spunk coming out of her nose.....and is angry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A HItler wank.........

When you're in the shower having a wank with your hand against the shower door holding yourself up

An angry dragon.......

When a girl is giving you a blow job, just as you're cumming, stick your cock down her throat so she ends up with spunk coming out of her nose.....and is angry!"

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

Explain ?"

Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

Explain ?

Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol"

You made me wait this long for that answer !!!

lol

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

Explain ?

Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol

You made me wait this long for that answer !!!

lol"

Lol sorry i thought people would just look it up....i would have done. Lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

Explain ?

Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol

You made me wait this long for that answer !!!

lol

Lol sorry i thought people would just look it up....i would have done. Lol"

Pressumed it would come up with the Welsh Jack Ass series rip off so didn't bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missionary

can't see how anyone thought that was sexy :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the human centipede. em er use your imagination...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It involves drawing a Mexican style moustache on your partner...I will let you find out with what yourself

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"It involves drawing a Mexican style moustache on your partner...I will let you find out with what yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rodeo sex , get ontop of your lady and then wisper something sexy about her best mates name in her ear, then see how long you can stay ontop before she bucks you off"

Haha I love this. Am so trying this out

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By *aughty2foryouCouple
over a year ago

Devon/Cornwall

Cincinnati bow tie! There are several different ideas for that one, some pretty grim haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Alabama hotpot!!!

Too rude even for here and incidentally, not something I'm into!

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By *thletic Fella!!Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"the angry pirate!

when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate

I was going to write that, grrrr.

(not the noise of a pirate lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the angry pirate!

when you pull out of a blow job last minute and come in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time, leaving her to hobble off while making the noise of an angry pirate

I was going to write that, grrrr.

(not the noise of a pirate lol) "

ahhhaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cleveland steamer.

I first saw this mentioned in an episode of family guy.

Can't say what it is on a nice forum like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty sanchez is a nasty 1

Explain ?

Lol google it. It mayb too much for fab lol

You made me wait this long for that answer !!!

lol

Lol sorry i thought people would just look it up....i would have done. Lol"

don't bother looking it up its really baa baa baad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG do people really get turned on by these things? Dirty Sanchez? Alabama Hotpot??????

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By *ench and StripeCouple
over a year ago

Stenalees

Eiffel tower

Spitroast someone and high five over them as you both cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG do people really get turned on by these things? Dirty Sanchez? Alabama Hotpot?????? "

I guess they do or the need for a name for them wouldn't exist

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