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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

watch your wedding video backwards.you will love the end bit,where u take the ring off,go back down the aisle,jump in the car and fook off with your mates lol

hope no one takes offence i couldnt find a forum for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

Off to get the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"watch your wedding video backwards.you will love the end bit,where u take the ring off,go back down the aisle,jump in the car and fook off with your mates lol

hope no one takes offence i couldnt find a forum for this"
oh yee have lil faith!!! lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wife helping husband set up computer,for the password,hubby types MYPENIS -wife fell off chair laughing when pc replied,PASSWORD REJECTED-NOT LONG ENOUGH............. HAHAAA ching ching i smell popcorn hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wife helping husband set up computer,for the password,hubby types MYPENIS -wife fell off chair laughing when pc replied,PASSWORD REJECTED-NOT LONG ENOUGH............. HAHAAA ching ching i smell popcorn hehe"
wrong thread ya sexy bastard!! mwah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its a joke thread,come throw ya tuppence in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a joke thread,come throw ya tuppence in"
my tuppence has much better uses ok ok

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the isle??

She knows shes given her last blow job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a pussy on top of a pussy on top of a pussy on top of a pussy?

A block of flaps!

groooaaaan I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two posse members walking along opposite sides of the canal.. when one shouts over to the other.. How do you get on the other side.. she replies.. Dohhh you are on the other side...

(Well was two blonds but ya get the drift eh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 blondes walking through the woods when they come upon some tracks.

Those are badger tracks says the first blonde.

Oh no says the second blonde, they are deer tracks.

Your both wrong they are fox tracks says the third.

Unfortunately whilst they all discussed it they were hit and killed by a train!

tickles me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two posse members walking along opposite sides of the canal.. when one shouts over to the other.. How do you get on the other side.. she replies.. Dohhh you are on the other side...

(Well was two blonds but ya get the drift eh)"
oooooooh you will pay for that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol nice one ladys there tickiling me hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is getting a bj from an 80 year old like walking a tightrope?

cause in both cases ya dont wanna really look down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ewwwwwwwwww thats just wrong haahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the difference between erotic and kinky?

erotic is using a feather and kinky is using the whole chicken !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"watch your wedding video backwards.you will love the end bit,where u take the ring off,go back down the aisle,jump in the car and fook off with your mates lol

hope no one takes offence i couldnt find a forum for this"

ah gud to see ya back with us.......now bend over for that spank hehe xxxxxx

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

blonde goes to the doctors, says "doctor, I hurt all over"

He says "what do you mean you hurt all over?"

"Well when I touch my head it hurts, when I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my belly it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts... do you know what is matter with me?"

Yes. You broke your finger!

xxx

j&r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut??

The slut will sleep with anyone...

The Bitch.. with anyone but me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grandad speaking to me on 15th birthday

"son dont ever get married"

"why pops"

"when i 1st met your nan she used to strole the back of my neck and my cock used to stand to attention

"now after 50 years if she strokes my cock its the hair on the back of my neck that stands to attention"

needless to say were nt married lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a member of the pussy posse know when she isn't wearing underwear?

dandruff on her shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can see u lot have been on face book status shuffle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get an e-mail latte about not eating tinned pork because of theswine flu.. Just delete it, its spam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the posse is not speaking to me now anyway... took em out at the weekend and now they have the hump cause I didn't open the car door for em...

Not my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Half the posse is not speaking to me now anyway... took em out at the weekend and now they have the hump cause I didn't open the car door for em...

Not my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface.."
blonde bashing? possee bashing? youre very brave tonight notts ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.. Blonde posse bashing even..

Nahhh Not brave, they are all tired after the weekend eh.. Nowt to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol.. Blonde posse bashing even..

Nahhh Not brave, they are all tired after the weekend eh.. Nowt to say!"
dont get used to it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

loving the jokes ! theres a lot of blonde jokes hahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loving the jokes ! theres a lot of blonde jokes hahaaa"

Darling, I would just like to point out you are blonde!!! love ya anyway ya sick fooker lmao mwah xxxxx

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Well here's one that couldn't possibly offend anyone then, blondes, pussypossies, etc

Guy goes in the pub and the barman says 'hey you look happy today mate, you seemed really down when you left last night'

'Oh yeah' says the guy. 'When I left here last night I took a shortcut over the railway lines. While I was crossing I found a woman tied to the tracks, so I untied her, and took her home with me! I had sex with her all night in every possible way, it was fantastic'

'Wow' says the barman, 'did you get a blowjob too'?

'Nahhh not a chance.... I never did find her fookin' head'

xxxx

j&r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three tampax walking down the street, maxi, mini and ultra. Which one says hello?.......

None of them, they're all stuck up cnuts!

PS. Cnuts is a way to spell the word "cunt" without offending the offended xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two o'clock in the morning and the doorbell rings, waking this couple up. The man rolls over and looks at the time and can't believe it. 'It's 2 o'clock in the fucking morning,' he growls. He pulls on his dressing gown and goes down stairs. He opens the door and there's this guy standing there.

'Hello mate,' he says, 'sorry to disturb you, but I need a push, can you give us a hand?'

'Are you out of your fucking mind,' comes the reply, 'it's 2 o'clock in the fucking morning and I've got work tomorrow. Piss off!'

He goes back upstairs to his wife and tells her what happened. She suggests that he's being a bit hard on the poor guy who can't help breaking down and just wants to get home to his bed. After a little bit of encouragement and making him feel a bit horrible and guilty, he climbs out of bed again throws on some clothes and walks out of the house. He sees the guy some metres away down the road. He calls out,

'Sorry mate, I was a bit unfriendly.' The other guy's face breaks into a relieved smile. 'Where do you want this push then?'

The man points across the road to the park, 'Over there.......... on the swings.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_ichnjudy that is bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The MP expenses row hit a new level today..

David Blunkett claimed for binoculars last year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into the Chemist and asks..

Where are the tampax?

Chemist says, over there mate, by the cotton woll..

man returns to apy with 3 bags of cotton wool and a toilet roll..

Chemist says, thought you wanted tampax?

He replies, I did but but last night I asked the wife to pick me up a pack of fags.. she bought me back some tabacco and some rizlas. Tonight i'm gonna see if she likes rolling her fookin own.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken and egg laying in bed next to one another, the egg is smoking a cigarette, turns to the chicken and remarks, " I think that answers that question!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is sitting on a park bench watching the girls go past "God, i sure would love to have a lil pussy" he mutters to himself.A lil old lady overhears him "Me too young man-mines the size of a bucket!"

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