FabSwingers.com forum: Anal embarrassment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone fucking a woman anal when you see poop on your cock. ? Do you just continue and say nothing or wipe your cock on the nearest sheet and continue fucking the pussy ?

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By *unwithus2.Couple
over a year ago

south kent

not a very good subject

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By *elicious43Woman
over a year ago

Wilts

It's something that can't always be controlled apart from enemas and all that! I'd like to see a bloke prepare for anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ever thought of using condoms instead of going bareback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maibe use the nearest curtain as u don't wanna leave a stain on the bed sheet as its more noticeable

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By *iggerooooCouple
over a year ago

Conwy

I don't do anal so not a problem for me ... Him. Just cant get my head around it, guess my ocd and the need to feel clean gets in my way lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Just clean up and eitger carey on if it a small accident or get very clean and move back to vaginal.

No big deal. If you make an omlette...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just clean up and eitger carey on if it a small accident or get very clean and move back to vaginal.

No big deal. If you make an omlette..."
Depends if its the 20sec challenge on Saturday morning kitchen lol doing an omelette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why embarrassing? If you are going to do anal there is a good chance there is some shit in there. Wear a condom and change it before entering any other orifice.

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Dom't let anyone in there unless I've properly prepared myself.

In the same way, I won't go near a guy's ass unless he has too

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Shit happens

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

ass to pussy... wtf???

either do anal in the shower and scrub your knob down thoroughly after. or if a walnut whip on your cock bothers you that much, don't do anal at all

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"ass to pussy... wtf???

either do anal in the shower and scrub your knob down thoroughly after. or if a walnut whip on your cock bothers you that much, don't do anal at all

Is it the paxman statement by the way

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Never go arse to pussy without washing first, or wear a condom and put a new one on before going in the pussy.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"ass to pussy... wtf???

either do anal in the shower and scrub your knob down thoroughly after. or if a walnut whip on your cock bothers you that much, don't do anal at all

Is it the paxman statement by the way

Nope!!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Is it the paxman statement by the way

Nope!!

damn, must be the one about filling in ya profile then

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Is it the paxman statement by the way

Nope!!

damn, must be the one about filling in ya profile then

sshhhh, don't give the answer away to everyone ffs.....

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Is it the paxman statement by the way

Nope!!

damn, must be the one about filling in ya profile then

sshhhh, don't give the answer away to everyone ffs....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's something that can't always be controlled apart from enemas and all that! I'd like to see a bloke prepare for anal! "

I prepare for anal very thouroughly if you wonder I can show you the toys I sometimes use . The depths I go to to be clean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never do anal bareback and, no this isn't a very pleasant subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal to pussy

Wtf like

You'd be gone

Although only tried anal once not for me yuk !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just say, if you douche, make sure you get the last of the water out well in advance of a vigorous session.

Learnt that one the messy way!

Poor guy - never heard from him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwww

Always douche few hours before recieving, thankfully ive never had a

embarrassing moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do anal this happens from time to time even with flushing. Wipe the girl and wash your cock and get on with it. Don't get all precious and embarrass the lady who has been kind enough to let you fuck her bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's something that can't always be controlled apart from enemas and all that! I'd like to see a bloke prepare for anal! "

Well you can come and watch me. If that's what turns you on. But you will have to jump on me with the biggest strap on you can find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes with the playing with a bum if u dont like it dont do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see this thread going down the pan....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this happen a couple of times on meets but it's always a risk if your pounding the poo pipe!!! Worst was with some anal beads. Popped the beads in very early on in the meet and then enjoyed some great fun. At the end of meet I gently pulled the beads out. What followed was the kind of fart that you only hear in "Carry On" films followed by the ladies lunch. I honestly didn't know what to do. We both looked at each other and without her saying anything it was quite clear she wanted me to go.Never has it taken me so long to pull my jeans up. All the while this poor lady is lying in her own mess like a baby waiting to be changed.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

TMI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be poop on the condom not your cock! Its one of those things if you do anal your bound to come across it at some point with someone

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By *eglieanCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Never go arse to pussy without washing first, or wear a condom and put a new one on before going in the pussy."

Condom or wash, what ever way you,ve still got residue of shit in your pubic region. Is it a suprise so many women go down with the fanny lurgi,, and are haveing a 'break from the site' usually six weeks. OH is that about the same time as penicillin takes to work properly.

The bums a waste disposal hole, not a play ground,, just a shame its so near the playground. Still old age and no doubt butt plugs will be made more comfortable. The old saying goes ' dont shit on my nob' or was it door step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is exactly why no one is ever going in that region of my body

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

I like female Bum-hole.very sensual.you need to built up that trust before any female will let you have access to her bum.secondly you need to be gentle when approaching that sensitive area.

Make sure you rimmed it before penetration.

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By *octor dickMan
over a year ago

ferryhill

Had a hot session in a hotel last weekend with a very highly sexy lady. She loves anal. Says its cause shes had 5 kids. Goes in so easily too with lube. Yes a bit poop but shed have killed me if I stopped. Washed my dick in the sink. There was a problem somehow she got a small cut on her pussy. Blood everywhere. Was like a crime scene and we were covered in blood. We showered. Bundled the duvet into a pile on the floor and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ever thought of using condoms instead of going bareback?

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By *ipswingCouple
over a year ago

portrush

"ever thought of using condoms instead of going bareback?

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indeed and a packet of hankies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It should be poop on the condom not your cock! Its one of those things if you do anal your bound to come across it at some point with someone "

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Anyone fucking a woman anal when you see poop on your cock. ? Do you just continue and say nothing or wipe your cock on the nearest sheet and continue fucking the pussy ?"
why not take the condom off? Or are you talking Actually on the cock thats up the arse, now with poop on it? Eeeeewwww

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By *i-guyMan
over a year ago

chester

Wipe it off on to your finger reach around and give her a pootache , she will make sure she is thoroughly clean next time.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Wipe it off on to your finger reach around and give her a pootache , she will make sure she is thoroughly clean next time.

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lmfao!

did make me laugh that! Lol

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By *ussexLukeMan
over a year ago

Newhaven

I always use a condom for anal, even when with a partner.

Saves a lot of mess...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Wipe it off on to your finger reach around and give her a pootache , she will make sure she is thoroughly clean next time.

Ahhh coffee all over my desk

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pootach

ohhh my days. Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always use a condom for anal, even when with a partner.

Saves a lot of mess..."

I am missing something here. I know condoms can cure cancer, bring about world peace and stop you being harmed by nuclear explosions but surely, if the bum is going to leave some poo on whatever is pushed into it, a condom will not stop that?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I always use a condom for anal, even when with a partner.

Saves a lot of mess...

If you have a peanut or sweetcorn allergy it will stop any harm coming from those un digestable bastards

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I was having a three some with a mates wife and when my mate was fucking her up the arse you could see a brown ring on his dick,really put me off,I could not fuck her after that.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Did your willy's touch?

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