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"Dirty wellies, scruffy overalls, rusty tools " Youve seen those profile pics as well? | |||
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"1. People i dont find physically attractive 2.People with horrible fingernails 3.People with manky feet 4.People who smell horrid 5.People with manky teeth " Would it be easier to just block me? | |||
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"All the things previously listed. Although there is one thing that'd be guaranteed to get my little old fella pointing South,the trouble is by then it's too late. I dread the woman getting on all fours and I look down and see she had an arsehole like a vineyard!!! R XX" I've encountered the same problem with men: spread the cheeks to insert a dildo and you're confronted with more grapes than a vintner in Bordeux!! | |||
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"What are some of the things that drive you crazy when you meet other swingers? Things you don't like that they may do, say, look like, etc...." if they dont laugh at my jokes i show them the door.nah im joking.kinda.oh an blokes that say me thinks.like ned flanders off the simpsons.oh an shabby underwear.i mean cum on u can get a pair of calvins for a fiver. | |||
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"Couples where one is plainly pushing the other into something they aren't happy with is by far the biggest turn off " Agree, we encoutered that in chams last night. Poor woman evidently had no interest in being there at all nevermind playing with anyone but him. He, on the other hand, was up for everything and everyone it seems. | |||
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"Couples where one is plainly pushing the other into something they aren't happy with is by far the biggest turn off Agree, we encoutered that in chams last night. Poor woman evidently had no interest in being there at all nevermind playing with anyone but him. He, on the other hand, was up for everything and everyone it seems." We had something simular a few yrs back,the couple turned up pissed so we had no intention on playing with them when i went in kitchen she came in and said they had never swing before and that she was only doing it because she didnt want to loose him... We made our excuses and asked them to leave. | |||
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"All the things previously listed. Although there is one thing that'd be guaranteed to get my little old fella pointing South,the trouble is by then it's too late. I dread the woman getting on all fours and I look down and see she had an arsehole like a vineyard!!! R XX I've encountered the same problem with men: spread the cheeks to insert a dildo and you're confronted with more grapes than a vintner in Bordeux!! " Did you lube the dildo with 'Prep H'? R XX | |||
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"still having kids in the house at the time! its happend once. they didnt think to have a a family member baby sit or nothing. I was even introduced to one before she was put to bed! it felt so wrong" ah ..but did you still do the deed ? if so, it couldnt have felt that wrong | |||
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"Another we find to be a problem is that so many fems seem to lie about their body size...it seems that size 14-16 ladies classify themselves as slim, size 18 and above are average etc. Just be upfront and honest. " i think a size 18 is average now days tho isnt it? think is you'll never get size right I class myself as large built, i have on my profile im large built, and i get so many people telling me im not, but to me i am, so build is subjective to what you like | |||
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"this i promise did not happen to me..but some time ago i read about a site you can share experiences of first meets on..the good and the bad...some woman had been talking to a guy of 6ft and good looking. they arranged to meet in a pub and he walked in and was 5ft5 had a wooden leg and the good leg was wearing a slipper...OMG " Haaa haaa haaaa haaaa!!! | |||
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"Another we find to be a problem is that so many fems seem to lie about their body size...it seems that size 14-16 ladies classify themselves as slim, size 18 and above are average etc. Just be upfront and honest. i think a size 18 is average now days tho isnt it? think is you'll never get size right I class myself as large built, i have on my profile im large built, and i get so many people telling me im not, but to me i am, so build is subjective to what you like" I have size 24 on my profile so hardly unlikely to think I'm built like Victoria Beckham!! | |||
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"guys that make out there experienced and are dynamite in bed and then when you meet them they havent got a clue what to do with it.theres nothing worse when you go to lots of effort and get nothing in return.some ppl talk a good game put cant produce on the night." Sigh...I think we've all experienced that at some point. I put it down to porn, they try and recreate scenes they've seen and surprised when you don't act according to script lol! | |||
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"Another we find to be a problem is that so many fems seem to lie about their body size...it seems that size 14-16 ladies classify themselves as slim, size 18 and above are average etc. Just be upfront and honest. i think a size 18 is average now days tho isnt it? think is you'll never get size right I class myself as large built, i have on my profile im large built, and i get so many people telling me im not, but to me i am, so build is subjective to what you like I have size 24 on my profile so hardly unlikely to think I'm built like Victoria Beckham!! " would you want to be? | |||
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"bad breath,b.o untideness etc,nothing worse than spending hours getting ready and they have thrown on whatever was closet to hand." second that one | |||
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"men that leave their sock's (the one's on their feet!) on during sex!!!!! " yes, not allowed at our place and we humorously make this clear at the beginning of a meet. | |||
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"teeth are always the first thing i look for, cant stand bad oral hygiene and trainers lol" yea, I agree it helps if they have teeth. | |||
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"1. People i dont find physically attractive 2.People with horrible fingernails 3.People with manky feet 4.People who smell horrid 5.People with manky teeth lots more but i wont bore you with em " i'm buggered then lol | |||
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"Another we find to be a problem is that so many fems seem to lie about their body size...it seems that size 14-16 ladies classify themselves as slim, size 18 and above are average etc. Just be upfront and honest. i think a size 18 is average now days tho isnt it? think is you'll never get size right I class myself as large built, i have on my profile im large built, and i get so many people telling me im not, but to me i am, so build is subjective to what you like I have size 24 on my profile so hardly unlikely to think I'm built like Victoria Beckham!! would you want to be? " Of course not, I was giving an illustration it could easily have been Tyra Banks or Halle Berry! | |||
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"Another thing that i find off putting are people who havnt mastered the art of conversation without a key board Met a guy last year, good looking, nice body, seen him on cam on msn, spoke for a while, got on really well on the pc..... After 10 mins of meeting him i felt like drowning myself in my pint All i got back was one word replies to anything i said Have you any idea how hard it is to make a conversation when all your getting back is "yes" "no" then his phone rang and he was sat there laughing and chatting away for a goot 10 mins, soon as he hung up it was back to "yes" "no" " Oh I've had a few of those lol! Like pulling teeth!! Not being a patient person I don't hang around for long! | |||
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"Apart from most of the above, pubic hair, nothing worse than a forest bursting to get out…. Gross" Nothing wrong with pubic hair if it's tidy and not on the bits you want to lick or suck. | |||
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"Have you any idea how hard it is to make a conversation when all your getting back is "yes" "no" " No. | |||
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"Dirty wellies, scruffy overalls, rusty tools " Better not come when ive been to the stables then LOL xx | |||
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"couple (who shall remain nameless) with 7 cats,4 dogs and a wardrobe-cum-torture chamber " Can we have their names? | |||
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"couple (who shall remain nameless) with 7 cats,4 dogs and a wardrobe-cum-torture chamber " Those must have been some kinky pets. | |||
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"Baby moniter on the fireplace next to the durex, dirty coffee cups, 'sexy' outfits hung on wire coat hangers hung on the baby pics on the walls in the living room and she'd not washed her hair. In fact still had that day's clothes on, complete with trainers & socks. He spent the night flitting between conversation and being on cam. Then was asked if I wanted to play as he'd make a start on blowing up the airbed which was stuffed behind the sofa. Gross. " oh sounds lovely I met a couple once at their home and when i got there, there was a naked child of about 3 asleep on the sofa | |||
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"its the womans time of the month...and expect to be shagged....urrgghh...not for me thanks " Wimp! Unless she's flowing like the Deepwater Horizon Oil Well, you might not even notice. | |||
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"its the womans time of the month...and expect to be shagged....urrgghh...not for me thanks Wimp! Unless she's flowing like the Deepwater Horizon Oil Well, you might not even notice." The things you come out with!! | |||
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"Baby moniter on the fireplace next to the durex, dirty coffee cups, 'sexy' outfits hung on wire coat hangers hung on the baby pics on the walls in the living room and she'd not washed her hair. In fact still had that day's clothes on, complete with trainers & socks. He spent the night flitting between conversation and being on cam. Then was asked if I wanted to play as he'd make a start on blowing up the airbed which was stuffed behind the sofa. Gross. " That's brilliant. Seriously. People, eh? | |||
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"black teeth xx" I've had a couple of them too! Try as you might you can't help but stare at their mouth and shudder!! | |||
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"bad breath,b.o untideness etc,nothing worse than spending hours getting ready and they have thrown on whatever was closet to hand." as above plus missing teeth yak yak yak!!!! | |||
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" I have size 24 on my profile so hardly unlikely to think I'm built like Victoria Beckham!! " It doesn't matter what you write - I state that I am large, I state they should double a size 10.... I still get people trying to tell me I don't know my own size "no way are you that fat, you look gorgeous".... oh so I can't look gorgeous if I am that fat? "I bet you are only a size 14-16 max" .... well fuck me no wonder my clothes don't fit, I've been buying the wrong size for the last 10 years oh and the best one.... "stop putting yourself down"..... I can't post the replies the replies I send to that one! | |||
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" I have size 24 on my profile so hardly unlikely to think I'm built like Victoria Beckham!! It doesn't matter what you write - I state that I am large, I state they should double a size 10.... I still get people trying to tell me I don't know my own size "no way are you that fat, you look gorgeous".... oh so I can't look gorgeous if I am that fat? "I bet you are only a size 14-16 max" .... well fuck me no wonder my clothes don't fit, I've been buying the wrong size for the last 10 years oh and the best one.... "stop putting yourself down"..... I can't post the replies the replies I send to that one!" The thing is, I just looked at your photos and although I believe you when you say 10 doubled - as I have no reason to not believe you - your photos simply *do not* look like it, so it's kind of understandable that people may approach you like that, surely. | |||
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"Oh........ and why do they not see that replying "I was trying to pay you a compliment" is actually an insult." Well yeah of course, that's just blind ignorance or, at least, the insertion of a foot into an eating orifice. I was just trying to say that I can *understand* why some may think you are not, as you say 10 doubled | |||
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"Oh........ and why do they not see that replying "I was trying to pay you a compliment" is actually an insult. Well yeah of course, that's just blind ignorance or, at least, the insertion of a foot into an eating orifice. I was just trying to say that I can *understand* why some may think you are not, as you say 10 doubled " I get what you are saying. And I can understand someone saying "I wouldn't have guessed that as your size from your photos".... but to argue with me that I am not that big and then say I look better than a person that big.... all I can say is... they usually don't look that stupid in their photos, but I'm not going to argue with the written evidence | |||
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" I have size 24 on my profile so hardly unlikely to think I'm built like Victoria Beckham!! It doesn't matter what you write - I state that I am large, I state they should double a size 10.... I still get people trying to tell me I don't know my own size "no way are you that fat, you look gorgeous".... oh so I can't look gorgeous if I am that fat? "I bet you are only a size 14-16 max" .... well fuck me no wonder my clothes don't fit, I've been buying the wrong size for the last 10 years oh and the best one.... "stop putting yourself down"..... I can't post the replies the replies I send to that one!" PMSL!! Silly me...thinking they read past "female". I wonder why people think if you're bigger than a size 10 you're down on yourself?!! Or more insulting assume you're stupid!! | |||
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"People who refer to themselves in the 3rd person e.g. 'Lisa wants to sit on your face' " Ahhhh..... that explains when I send replies of "polo wants to beat you until her arms ache" usually results in them not sending any more messages. | |||
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"Oh and people who fart without offering to let you pull their finger first... how rude is that!" Worse is people who won't pull your finger, you know what they say, "better out than in". | |||
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