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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi peeps,the aim of this thread is for everyone to mingle and get on,every now and then you will be asked a question,or set a task,now at the end someone will be crowned king or queen of the fabbers,have fun,mingle,and show your true personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone get on? Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....pulling up a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only came here to read the comments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wellcome put your feet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna sit on my camp bed with hat over me face for the duration LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i only came here to read the comments "
would you like a cup ot tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a smooth landing. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a smooth landing. X"
it was,did you see the view on the way in?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

could be a worth a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drawing the line at kangaroo testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was a smooth landing. Xit was,did you see the view on the way in? "
spectacular x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm drawing the line at kangaroo testicles "
its ok you dont find them in this part of the jungle,how was your flight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"could be a worth a giggle "
are you ready for swimming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone bring any baccy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dug a hole over there....in case anyone needs it.....you'll have to use leaves though.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"could be a worth a giggle are you ready for swimming? "

well I swam with sharks earlier this year... what could possibly go wrong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I swap my rice with someone's beans? I won't sit near the fire just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? "
would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I swap my rice with someone's beans? I won't sit near the fire just in case."
we will have dinner later,kelly has loads of beans when she arrives

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants? "

ah I see my true value in here, lifting and shifting wood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants? "

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood' "
well done,see you guys in a bit

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood' "

not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone get on? Good luck with that "

I know that feeling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na!! You need an Eric Bristow in here. Liven it up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true Gilliam mckieths is coming in to look after our health and give us someone to laugh at when she keeps feinting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood'

not at all "

We need an agreed procedure if we spot a croc'

I vote squeal like a girl and run like fuck

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is "

a big bottle of ACME mossie and bug repellant

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood'

not at all

We need an agreed procedure if we spot a croc'

I vote squeal like a girl and run like fuck "

as long as you aren't yelling "Chase Me Chase Me!" like Duncan Norvell

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town

Who's coming skinny dipping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is "

Lube. Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood'

not at all

We need an agreed procedure if we spot a croc'

I vote squeal like a girl and run like fuck

as long as you aren't yelling "Chase Me Chase Me!" like Duncan Norvell "

If I'm in front yelling chase me, you're screwed it means I've only gotta outrun you from the crocs attentions

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Who's coming skinny dipping! "

me when I finish this wood collecting task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the washing up folks . I find it theraputic .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is "
well mine would have to be death by choc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's coming skinny dipping! "

That waters very cold. Promise You won't laugh when everything shrinks and disappears?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Lifts hat up, any hotties here yet? would you mind going to collect some wood with nudistnorthhants?

As long as he's not grabbing my 'wood'

not at all

We need an agreed procedure if we spot a croc'

I vote squeal like a girl and run like fuck

as long as you aren't yelling "Chase Me Chase Me!" like Duncan Norvell

If I'm in front yelling chase me, you're screwed it means I've only gotta outrun you from the crocs attentions "

If we spot a croc, all my money will be gone into the Swear Box in about 3 seconds flat. "Shit!OhShit!OhShit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is "

A kindle with plenty to read on it.

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town


"Who's coming skinny dipping!

me when I finish this wood collecting task "

Make sure you bring some wood with you!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Who's coming skinny dipping!

me when I finish this wood collecting task

Make sure you bring some wood with you! "

I think I can manage that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do the washing up folks . I find it theraputic . "
ah good man x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Na!! You need an Eric Bristow in here. Liven it up!! "
if you were on a tube and a nice lady was standing up and she looked and smiled at you,would you

A, carry on readind your fabbing times

B,ask her what she looking at

C,give up your seat and let here sit down???

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

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"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is "

I brought a Lovehoney wand...cant find a socket atm tho

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

C

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Na!! You need an Eric Bristow in here. Liven it up!! if you were on a tube and a nice lady was standing up and she looked and smiled at you,would you

A, carry on readind your fabbing times

B,ask her what she looking at

C,give up your seat and let here sit down??? "

D Give up my seat but hold my Fabbing Times front of me to avoid letting her see I'm pleased to see her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C"

Is that because its easier to look down ladies tops when they are sat down?

Shame on you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's coming skinny dipping! "
hello and wellcome,what sort of vacations do you like?x

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town


"Who's coming skinny dipping! hello and wellcome,what sort of vacations do you like?x "

Dirty weekends away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, we got half a forest here to burn, what we cooking on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone join in ? Or just A list Fabbers ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, we got half a forest here to burn, what we cooking on it? "
im just going off to get some food,its lions surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can anyone join in ? Or just A list Fabbers ? "
of course you can

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town


"Ok, we got half a forest here to burn, what we cooking on it? "

Can we not just have takeaway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im back ive caught us dinner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only been an hour and I'm hungry. You lot look like dinner!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Anyone want a chomp on my witchety grub?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

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"C

Is that because its easier to look down ladies tops when they are sat down?

Shame on you!"

I am 6'4" I can see down any woman's top when I put my mind to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want a chomp on my witchety grub? "
hello wellcome,is thare anything you're really passionate about?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Anyone want a chomp on my witchety grub? hello wellcome,is thare anything you're really passionate about? "

Not sure they have burgers in the jungle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone get on? Good luck with that

I know that feeling x "
hello,are you a morning or night person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....pulling up a chair "

Can I come sit on your lap!..

xx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

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"....pulling up a chair

Can I come sit on your lap!..

xx"

I will apparently be trying to peer down your top as you sit there...if thats ok, of course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is

I brought a Lovehoney wand...cant find a socket atm tho "
bend over . . Ready made socket. . Heh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is "

A bottle. ..so we won't get bored with a good game of spin the bottle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....pulling up a chair

Can I come sit on your lap!..

xx

I will apparently be trying to peer down your top as you sit there...if thats ok, of course? "

peer away..don't want to get bored aye xx

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Would everyone please divulge what their luxury item is

A bottle. ..so we won't get bored with a good game of spin the bottle xx "

Back from some personal admin... that shower isnt as good when Mylene Klass isn't in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would anyone like to help me skin the sloth i caught us for dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X"

Hmm, I suddenly need a shower too

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X"

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Hmm, I suddenly need a shower too "
It's safer if we go together xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Hmm, I suddenly need a shower too It's safer if we go together xx"

Of course, naturally I'm on 'croc guardwatch' not perving at all

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Hmm, I suddenly need a shower too It's safer if we go together xx

Of course, naturally I'm on 'croc guardwatch' not perving at all "

Looks like quite a safety crew to check for crocs

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Hmm, I suddenly need a shower too It's safer if we go together xx

Of course, naturally I'm on 'croc guardwatch' not perving at all "

I bloody hope no-one is wearing crocs in the fab jungle!

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

We are nipping off into the bushes, we may be a little while, anyone wanna join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could be fun "
hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just spotted a one eyed pink wrinkly snake who is getting bigger the more he looks around. Be careful of it I'm sure it spits like a cobra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons "

15 mins of fame..If you undo your buttons it may be a life time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just spotted a one eyed pink wrinkly snake who is getting bigger the more he looks around. Be careful of it I'm sure it spits like a cobra!"

No need to panic, I'm like a surgeon with me Bear Grylls knife, it'll be killed skinned 'n' BBQ'd in minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just spotted a one eyed pink wrinkly snake who is getting bigger the more he looks around. Be careful of it I'm sure it spits like a cobra!"

Injected with a poison! X

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons

15 mins of fame..If you undo your buttons it may be a life time xx"

Well, I could share a cell with all the other TV walkers

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Wankers

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over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons

15 mins of fame..If you undo your buttons it may be a life time xx

Well, I could share a cell with all the other TV walkers "

They could just sit back and watch..personal guests shall we say..It would be just like watching the best live

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Question time!! If you could only ever sleep with one celebrity,who would you choose? and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons

15 mins of fame..If you undo your buttons it may be a life time xx

Well, I could share a cell with all the other TV walkers

They could just sit back and watch..personal guests shall we say..It would be just like watching the best live "
One lucky winner will be randomly selected from the audience.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Them two excitable lil geordie twats aint gunna show up are they !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons

15 mins of fame..If you undo your buttons it may be a life time xx

Well, I could share a cell with all the other TV walkers

They could just sit back and watch..personal guests shall we say..It would be just like watching the best live One lucky winner will be randomly selected from the audience. "

to participate in a challenge of a life time

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Me purr... Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to wash my hair in the waterfall. X

Pulls up chair, loosens buttons

15 mins of fame..If you undo your buttons it may be a life time xx

Well, I could share a cell with all the other TV walkers

They could just sit back and watch..personal guests shall we say..It would be just like watching the best live One lucky winner will be randomly selected from the audience.

to participate in a challenge of a life time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them two excitable lil geordie twats aint gunna show up are they !?"
commonly referred to as Ant or Dec !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's going to help me dig the toilet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question? "

Yeah of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

Yeah of course "
have you ever bought something from an adult store?if so what was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

Yeah of course have you ever bought something from an adult store?if so what was it? "

to be honest no i actually haven't lol online yes alsorts but not in the store itself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

Yeah of course have you ever bought something from an adult store?if so what was it?

to be honest no i actually haven't lol online yes alsorts but not in the store itself x"
thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

Yeah of course have you ever bought something from an adult store?if so what was it?

to be honest no i actually haven't lol online yes alsorts but not in the store itself xthankyou xx "

welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

Yeah of course have you ever bought something from an adult store?if so what was it?

to be honest no i actually haven't lol online yes alsorts but not in the store itself xthankyou xx

welcome "
can you help me dig the toilet please,everyone else is gone to the lagoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in but I don't want a mans witchetty grub anywhere near my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be fun hello and wellcome,can i ask you a question?

Yeah of course have you ever bought something from an adult store?if so what was it?

to be honest no i actually haven't lol online yes alsorts but not in the store itself xthankyou xx

welcome can you help me dig the toilet please,everyone else is gone to the lagoon "

Lol I love getting the best jobs go on then pass the shovel

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Not even for a gold star?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just spotted a one eyed pink wrinkly snake who is getting bigger the more he looks around. Be careful of it I'm sure it spits like a cobra!

No need to panic, I'm like a surgeon with me Bear Grylls knife, it'll be killed skinned 'n' BBQ'd in minutes "

Oohh eck. It's an endangered species so better not hurt it if you don't mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just spotted a one eyed pink wrinkly snake who is getting bigger the more he looks around. Be careful of it I'm sure it spits like a cobra!

Injected with a poison! X"

No! You have to suck the poison out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right peeps,the toilet is dug,and dinner is allmost ready

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hope you washed your hands...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope you washed your hands... "
clean as a whistle now everybody gather round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a sing song round the camp fire ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we have a sing song round the camp fire ?"
of course,now has everyone got their plates ready?im just about to dish up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

something smells good .. i wonder if its the dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back from the gym now, hard session

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dinner is served peeps,roasted sloth on a bet of crunchy roaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a protein shake instead please ?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

One spoon at a time....or bukake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? "
can i ask you a question please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? "
Yes I can supply you with it in liquid form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? "
Fire away x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? Fire away x"
thankyou,now do you think sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? Fire away xthankyou,now do you think sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? "
???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? Fire away xthankyou,now do you think sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? ???"
Penis penetrating vagina = sexual intercourse imo. Is that what you meant ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? Fire away xthankyou,now do you think sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? ???"
lets start again,do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right peeps,the toilet is dug,and dinner is allmost ready "

Are you cutting up newspaper for use in the outside dunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? Fire away xthankyou,now do you think sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? ???lets start again,do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? "
Personally I would call it a sexual act as opposed to intercourse which I define as above posted response. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right peeps,the toilet is dug,and dinner is allmost ready

Are you cutting up newspaper for use in the outside dunny? "
no,we gathered some nice soft jungle bedding for that,hope its ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just have a protein shake instead please ? can i ask you a question please? Fire away xthankyou,now do you think sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? ???lets start again,do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Personally I would call it a sexual act as opposed to intercourse which I define as above posted response. X"
thankyou X

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "
can i ask you a question please?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

There appears to be no stopping you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm back, got lost in the bush for a while. Is it time for a bushtucker trial yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There appears to be no stopping you... "
ok,do you know how to take a bra off??

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town


"And I'm back, got lost in the bush for a while. Is it time for a bushtucker trial yet? "

Can we rename them, not a fan a bushes, get the strimmer out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I'm back, got lost in the bush for a while. Is it time for a bushtucker trial yet? "
wellcome back i have saved you some dinner

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

With one hand...of course.

Its putting it on that kills me. I still put it on backwards then spin. Not classy...but effective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With one hand...of course.

Its putting it on that kills me. I still put it on backwards then spin. Not classy...but effective "
thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There appears to be no stopping you... ok,do you know how to take a bra off?? "

the easy way (with scissors), the nervous way (lots of fumblings) , the hard way (with a slap and what was that for ) or hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There appears to be no stopping you... ok,do you know how to take a bra off??

the easy way (with scissors), the nervous way (lots of fumblings) , the hard way (with a slap and what was that for ) or hard "
can i ask you a question please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I'm back, got lost in the bush for a while. Is it time for a bushtucker trial yet? wellcome back i have saved you some dinner "

'S alright, I found a maccy d's for some horror food rather than BBQ cobra and skinned sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask away sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ask away sir "
ok,are you familiar with the term "erotic fore play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies, still learning..oops I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologies, still learning..oops I'll get me coat.

"
your stuck here lol,everyone gets a question,helicopter doesnt come till friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's ours? Not had one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's ours? Not had one yet "

You have to give Allfor1 a full body massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's ours? Not had one yet "
can i ask you a question please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's ours? Not had one yet can i ask you a question please? "
shoot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's ours? Not had one yet can i ask you a question please? shoot"
ok,would you rather get amazing oral from me?or would you like to wait for hubby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's ours? Not had one yet can i ask you a question please? shootok,would you rather get amazing oral from me?or would you like to wait for hubby? "
you're asking the wrong half

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's ours? Not had one yet can i ask you a question please? shootok,would you rather get amazing oral from me?or would you like to wait for hubby? you're asking the wrong half "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hey, we're in the jungle.........if you wanna give me amazing oral

I won't tell if you don't, it'll be our secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Ha ha ha.

Love to see your face right now.

If it wasn't buried in his lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha ha.

Love to see your face right now.

If it wasn't buried in his lap "

Shhhh, supposed to be a secret.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im off to find some honey,wont be long peeps

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"Apologies, still learning..oops I'll get me coat.

your stuck here lol,everyone gets a question,helicopter doesnt come till friday "

everyone that the op wants to shag gets a question, is what he meant to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just arrived.....hello to every one

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Hi, just arrived and I remembered to bring my kindle attached to my portable power bank, so if anyone needs some battery power via usb then we can share, what does anyone else have to share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologies, still learning..oops I'll get me coat.

your stuck here lol,everyone gets a question,helicopter doesnt come till friday

everyone that the op wants to shag gets a question, is what he meant to say."
good god no lol,you will have your question soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok boss "
would you like me to show you guys around the camp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, just arrived and I remembered to bring my kindle attached to my portable power bank, so if anyone needs some battery power via usb then we can share, what does anyone else have to share? "
we will have none of that in here,you will do time in the hole for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, just arrived and I remembered to bring my kindle attached to my portable power bank, so if anyone needs some battery power via usb then we can share, what does anyone else have to share? we will have none of that in here,you will do time in the hole for that "
whos hole?....lol

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo


"Hi, just arrived and I remembered to bring my kindle attached to my portable power bank, so if anyone needs some battery power via usb then we can share, what does anyone else have to share? we will have none of that in here,you will do time in the hole for that what hole?

whos hole?....lol"

Is this meant to be a punishment? I can happily go bury myself (well, my tongue and fingers anyway) in someone's hole, but I only declared my luxury item and I decided to bring something thoughtful as I'm such a lovely, caring, sharing kind of gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can share your battery just with me ok xx

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo


"You can share your battery just with me ok xx "

What do you have to share with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Announcement. There will be a treasure hunt at 7 pm. Who will be the fab finder and the first to get their hands on the chest ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can share your battery just with me ok xx

What do you have to share with me?"
well i can be very careing,got a cheeky little smile,im a very good cook,im a shoulder to cry on,and im always a friend when you need one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We nearly have a king or queen peeps,its very close!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from my bush tucker trial had to put something very hard and long in my mouth and swallow all the slime that cum out of it mmm tasted quite nice actually can't wait for the toasted balls

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

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Hope

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

It's

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