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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

So last night myself and my wife were indulging in a particularly steamy and over zealous session. Things were heating up, I had her cuffed,face down and beautiful rear up and was going at her feeling like a rock star when all hell broke loose. My Manhood accidentally left the promised land and went strait for brown town. Well I thought she had been hit by a sniper the way she buckled up and screamed. Now the poor thing is hobbling around and we think she may have a bruised coccyx. Anyone else experienced something like this or have any advice?

Oh yeah I've done the "Smashed her back doors in" "Bummer" and "what a pain in the arse" routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arnica...200 one tablet or cream and an ice pack

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

Ah that's an idea! Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So last night myself and my wife were indulging in a particularly steamy and over zealous session. Things were heating up, I had her cuffed,face down and beautiful rear up and was going at her feeling like a rock star when all hell broke loose. My Manhood accidentally left the promised land and went strait for brown town. Well I thought she had been hit by a sniper the way she buckled up and screamed. Now the poor thing is hobbling around and we think she may have a bruised coccyx. Anyone else experienced something like this or have any advice?

Oh yeah I've done the "Smashed her back doors in" "Bummer" and "what a pain in the arse" routine "

worst was when she was bouncing on my cock and she got a bit carried away and my manhood slipped out and nearly bent the f***er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had an unfortunate and very sore experience on the blackpool sea front. Met a girl on a night out and we ended up on the sea front. We got a bit passionate and where lying on the sea break wall. It was a pebble dash type wall and as we where having sex I pulled out to far and as I pushed forward my Johnson pushed between her bum cheeks and the pebbles. I screamed and looked down to a rather bloody and ripped foreskin and bell end. After she asked if I was OK for about twenty seconds she looked at her watch and said her friends where expecting her back. I went the docs the next day and had a few stones washed out was given antibiotics and told to be a bit careful in future. Never enjoyed blackpool much since.

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

Ouch!

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford


"So last night myself and my wife were indulging in a particularly steamy and over zealous session. Things were heating up, I had her cuffed,face down and beautiful rear up and was going at her feeling like a rock star when all hell broke loose. My Manhood accidentally left the promised land and went strait for brown town. Well I thought she had been hit by a sniper the way she buckled up and screamed. Now the poor thing is hobbling around and we think she may have a bruised coccyx. Anyone else experienced something like this or have any advice?

Oh yeah I've done the "Smashed her back doors in" "Bummer" and "what a pain in the arse" routine

worst was when she was bouncing on my cock and she got a bit carried away and my manhood slipped out and nearly bent the f***er "

Yep I've had the pleasure of that one also!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So last night myself and my wife were indulging in a particularly steamy and over zealous session. Things were heating up, I had her cuffed,face down and beautiful rear up and was going at her feeling like a rock star when all hell broke loose. My Manhood accidentally left the promised land and went strait for brown town. Well I thought she had been hit by a sniper the way she buckled up and screamed. Now the poor thing is hobbling around and we think she may have a bruised coccyx. Anyone else experienced something like this or have any advice?

Oh yeah I've done the "Smashed her back doors in" "Bummer" and "what a pain in the arse" routine

worst was when she was bouncing on my cock and she got a bit carried away and my manhood slipped out and nearly bent the f***er

Yep I've had the pleasure of that one also! "

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

My ex managed to tear me once but then he wasn't overly careful.

I have bent a cocktail in half and burst a blood vessel in his div

Have also lost a button plug inside myself (I did get it out) x

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

We've been in a hotel room where two women were 69ing on the bed. One of said lady's was manipulating the others bottom with a tiny bullet vibrator. Very horny until the reciprocating lady just sucked the thing clean up there. She spent an hour with it rattling around inside of her trying to poop it out because she didn't want to go to A+E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been in a hotel room where two women were 69ing on the bed. One of said lady's was manipulating the others bottom with a tiny bullet vibrator. Very horny until the reciprocating lady just sucked the thing clean up there. She spent an hour with it rattling around inside of her trying to poop it out because she didn't want to go to A+E "

Did she get it out?!

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By *aura001Woman
over a year ago

poole


"So last night myself and my wife were indulging in a particularly steamy and over zealous session. Things were heating up, I had her cuffed,face down and beautiful rear up and was going at her feeling like a rock star when all hell broke loose. My Manhood accidentally left the promised land and went strait for brown town. Well I thought she had been hit by a sniper the way she buckled up and screamed. Now the poor thing is hobbling around and we think she may have a bruised coccyx. Anyone else experienced something like this or have any advice?

Oh yeah I've done the "Smashed her back doors in" "Bummer" and "what a pain in the arse" routine "

Yep a guy was doing me doggy once took it out and rammed it up my arse without warning...I hit the deck like a sack of spuds and felt the pain all the way to my throat!! Needless to say I crawled out if his house and had an interesting drive home

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have had the broken penis issue it bloody hurt...

Most of my injuries are sore muscles in the morning if I haven't played for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, but my best friend was going at it a bit too vigorously with her VWE partner and must have been riding him at a funny angle, a good vigorous thrust and he went straight through the back wall that separates your vagina and back passage on the inside. She had to be driven to A&E on all fours in the back seat and have surgery.

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford


"We've been in a hotel room where two women were 69ing on the bed. One of said lady's was manipulating the others bottom with a tiny bullet vibrator. Very horny until the reciprocating lady just sucked the thing clean up there. She spent an hour with it rattling around inside of her trying to poop it out because she didn't want to go to A+E

Did she get it out?!"

Yes it took about an amusing hour to pass it. A girl sat on the toilet mildly panicking saying I think that's it.....oh no no it's gone back in in a welsh accent is fairly damn funny. Especially when she was asking if the batteries were Duracell or cheapies off the market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry....

This thread has made my day. Hehehe...! I do feel for the unfortunate people involved - both parties. But it is funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dislocated my jaw clicked right out of place very painful i am sure you can guess what i was doing to make that happen

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

Ouch! That sounds painful I'm taking it he was big?

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford


"Not me, but my best friend was going at it a bit too vigorously with her VWE partner and must have been riding him at a funny angle, a good vigorous thrust and he went straight through the back wall that separates your vagina and back passage on the inside. She had to be driven to A&E on all fours in the back seat and have surgery.

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Shite that made me wince!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shite that made me wince! "

She's still a bit traumatised by the whole thing!!

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm sure she is poor thing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Shite that made me wince!

She's still a bit traumatised by the whole thing!!"

So am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouch! That sounds painful I'm taking it he was big?"

yes and me being greedy had to have seconds it was the next day while giving nick a kiss it just clicked nicks face just drained as he saw it it was bad for a week or so but ok now lol

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

It's true then. With every indulgence of pleasure comes a little bit of pain

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

Or a lot in some case's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have ended a real powerful session with broken rib once...but very much worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sent me to the ER is a great show for these kinda stories. My favourite to date is a couple who decided to get it on after a couple's session at a spa. They locked the door and as things got heated, the guy slipped and hit his head. He was unconscious for a while and bleeding. The first thing the lady decided to do was to try and clean up the blood I'm case someone thought she had tried to kill him

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

My wee carpet burn scar in the middle of my back seems mild compared to all you lot x

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford


"Have ended a real powerful session with broken rib once...but very much worth it "

Now that's commitment!! 100% effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a dirty weekend away with an ex i had her bent over and i was going hell for leather, heard a massive pop then felt like someone had booted me in the bollocks. Turns out i had torn my hip flexor! 2 years on it still causes me problems!

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Had a meet dislocate his knee

Thankfully I was able to put it back lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teen I was having sex with my bf while his parents were out. I was on top leaning over him.

We heard a noise and was sure his parents were home, so he suddenly bolted into an upright position, headbutting me in the face causing my nose to bleed uncontrollably. We scrambled to put our clothes on trying not to get blood everywhere.

Noise turned out to be nothing. No parents.

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford


"As a teen I was having sex with my bf while his parents were out. I was on top leaning over him.

We heard a noise and was sure his parents were home, so he suddenly bolted into an upright position, headbutting me in the face causing my nose to bleed uncontrollably. We scrambled to put our clothes on trying not to get blood everywhere.

Noise turned out to be nothing. No parents."

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Shite that made me wince!

She's still a bit traumatised by the whole thing!!"

Has it put her off sex at all.. ? I cant imagine wanting to try again after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shite that made me wince!

She's still a bit traumatised by the whole thing!!

Has it put her off sex at all.. ? I cant imagine wanting to try again after that.

"

This was about two months ago, she's healed but still sore - and terrified to try. As I would be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark room, banging away, tore my frenulum, didn't notice, apart from the extra lubrication. Lights on, blood everywhere, hand prinks on the wall. Hall's of residence at college. She put the sheets in the communal laundry basket, and there was an investigation to see if someone had been murdered.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"So last night myself and my wife were indulging in a particularly steamy and over zealous session. Things were heating up, I had her cuffed,face down and beautiful rear up and was going at her feeling like a rock star when all hell broke loose. My Manhood accidentally left the promised land and went strait for brown town. Well I thought she had been hit by a sniper the way she buckled up and screamed. Now the poor thing is hobbling around and we think she may have a bruised coccyx. Anyone else experienced something like this or have any advice?

Oh yeah I've done the "Smashed her back doors in" "Bummer" and "what a pain in the arse" routine "

Stubbed ma toe whilst going at it hamner n tongs lol on a swing

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I once ran my wife over whilst she was performing oral on the Lady sat on my lap. Which resulted in cuts and bruises all up her inner thigh where she'd been pinned against the washing machine!!

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By *ittleBitOfFunCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We've been in a hotel room where two women were 69ing on the bed. One of said lady's was manipulating the others bottom with a tiny bullet vibrator. Very horny until the reciprocating lady just sucked the thing clean up there. She spent an hour with it rattling around inside of her trying to poop it out because she didn't want to go to A+E "

Similar thing happened to me except the other female put the tiny vibrator inside my pussy accidentally and I was freaking out as I couldn't get it out after she told me to relax about 100 times and put her fingers way up inside me, eventually it came out. All I was thinking was 'I can't go to A&E. How am I going to explain this!!' Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One good session at home a while back resulted in Vixen having such a massive orgasm that something went twang inside her.

After a few days in pain we toddled off down to the docs,had to explain how it happened and it was just a pulled muscle deep inside.

It wasn't embarrassing, it was just that we thought no one would believe us as we had never heard of that happening before.

All sorted now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex headbutted me once causing a broken nose scare...ie fuck loads of blood! the same ex fell of the bed once and was unconscious for about a minute that was bloody terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow

but hey '999 whats your emergency' , sorry couldnt resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate told me once, he was banging away like the clappers, when his girlfriend said "I want you to hurt me"

So he gave her a dead arm!!!!!!!

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By *iberMan
over a year ago

London


"Had a meet dislocate his knee

Thankfully I was able to put it back lol

D x "

You should put that on your profile. Any bloke would be reassured to know how capable you are in a crisis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bruised my head against the fire surround and cracked a rib - both during the same meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my now ex- fiance were in the early throws of passion and she decided to go reverse cowboy , rather forcefully. I felt a strange kind of snapping feeling and lost my hard on. Woke up next morning with gonads the size of granny smiths.... at hospital, the doctor informed that i'd snapped one of the two "rods" that form the cock ...... wisnae sore though!

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow

i once screwed the neighbors girlfriend and he kicked my head in!!!!

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By *ilthygorgeous1 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

I guess that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once screwed the neighbors girlfriend and he kicked my head in!!!!"

Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody got a little too excited before and dug his nail into me. Peeing hurt for a week or so. Safe to say I never met him again. Now I'm weird about guys and their nails

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