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THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please "

Can

I come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please "

ice and a slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in "

More the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in "
of course what can i get you

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

ice and a slice?"

oh yes please. extra ice

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in "

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy "

Sorry boss dogging in the car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

ice and a slice?

oh yes please. extra ice "

enjoy

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here"

Can I have a nice cold glass of wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladys is the pole well greased up on the stage?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here"

Can you smoke away from the marquee Scrum H&S..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

Can I have a nice cold glass of wine please x"

red, white or rose

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Ladys is the pole well greased up on the stage? "

POLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy

Sorry boss dogging in the car park "

That was you

Sorry take a tissue you missed a bit

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

Can you smoke away from the marquee Scrum H&S.. "

Are there many nice poles greased up x

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

Can I have a nice cold glass of wine please x

red, white or rose"

White please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy

Sorry boss dogging in the car park "
on my word!!!! Can you go down and feed the bouncers in the celler please,make sure you keep them locked in when you done ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

Can I have a nice cold glass of wine please x

red, white or rose

White please "

there you are, enjoy

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

Can I have a nice cold glass of wine please x

red, white or rose

White please "

Are there any other TGirls in tonight

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy

Sorry boss dogging in the car park

That was you

Sorry take a tissue you missed a bit "

I though I recognised you

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"guess im a little early. I'll have a pint of cola to start with please

Can

I come in

Hi Marteen, sorry was pulling more than a pint! Whats your fancy

Sorry boss dogging in the car park on my word!!!! Can you go down and feed the bouncers in the celler please,make sure you keep them locked in when you done ta "

Oh sorry I let them out! Too early

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here"

like some company?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure take a seat, Tara 2 more drinks and a bring ash tray and some cushions

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will have my drinks outside as it can get a bit hot in here

like some company? "
well hellooooooo hic hic your looking rather dishyhic hic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure take a seat, Tara 2 more drinks and a bring ash tray and some cushions

Please "
oi no smoking in here please,the barmaids will show you whare they smoke up stairs

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Sure take a seat, Tara 2 more drinks and a bring ash tray and some cushions

Please "

oh cushions, you'll spoil me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a private party or can anyone join in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a private party or can anyone join in ? "

Oh you can join in anytime

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is this a private party or can anyone join in ?

Oh you can join in anytime "

but there's only room for two lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure take a seat, Tara 2 more drinks and a bring ash tray and some cushions

Please

oh cushions, you'll spoil me "
cushions are a bit sticky is that ok,sorry bout that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a private party or can anyone join in ?

Oh you can join in anytime

but there's only room for two lol"

Well am only small am sure there is room for 3 or even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a private party or can anyone join in ?

Oh you can join in anytime

but there's only room for two lol"

Are you sure ? I can think of a few things that are better with 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw "
sure comeing up,would you like nuts with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw "

straws are only blue and white sorry

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw sure comeing up,would you like nuts with that "

I never say no to nuts

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw

straws are only blue and white sorry"

Nooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw sure comeing up,would you like nuts with that

I never say no to nuts "
ive got some hot ones if you like them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone just a quick one tonight please still recovering from last night's antics

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw sure comeing up,would you like nuts with that

I never say no to nuts ive got some hot ones if you like them? "

Hmmmm not had hot nuts....are they salty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw

straws are only blue and white sorry

Nooooooooooooooo "
dont panic iv'e got a pink one for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone just a quick one tonight please still recovering from last night's antics "
hello what can i get you?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw

straws are only blue and white sorry

Nooooooooooooooo dont panic iv'e got a pink one for you "

Awwww thank you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a pure orange for me please oh and plenty of paracetamol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a pure orange for me please oh and plenty of paracetamol lol "

no drugs over the bar sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun "

I'll have whatever you give me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a pure orange for me please oh and plenty of paracetamol lol "
ok no probs,you can have a little lie down in our chill out zone should you need it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

I'll have whatever you give me "
what can i get you my lovley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a pure orange for me please oh and plenty of paracetamol lol

no drugs over the bar sorry"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

I'll have whatever you give me what can i get you my lovley "

Anything that's a pretty colour with lots of ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw sure comeing up,would you like nuts with that

I never say no to nuts ive got some hot ones if you like them? "

Oooo can I have some of your hot nuts please ? I may have to blow on them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and lemonade for me please....no ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

I'll have whatever you give me what can i get you my lovley

Anything that's a pretty colour with lots of ice please "
comeing up,heres a blue eyed monster,you only need one of these

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I am late everyone landlord please may I have a glass of your finest lemonade with ice and a pink bendy straw sure comeing up,would you like nuts with that

I never say no to nuts ive got some hot ones if you like them? of course you can my lovley,yes they are very hot so need a very good blow,enjoy!! Right next please

Oooo can I have some of your hot nuts please ? I may have to blow on them though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a pure orange for me please oh and plenty of paracetamol lol ok no probs,you can have a little lie down in our chill out zone should you need it xx "

Aww thanks I'm feeling a lot better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have some music on in the beer garden please

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Sorry boss, got a bit fresh outside!

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over a year ago


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

I'll have whatever you give me what can i get you my lovley

Anything that's a pretty colour with lots of ice please comeing up,heres a blue eyed monster,you only need one of these "

How did you guess I wanted to end up on my back tonight

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over a year ago


"Can we have some music on in the beer garden please "

best of the 80s coming out to you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can i have a little drinky please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to sing for you all ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

I'll have whatever you give me what can i get you my lovley

Anything that's a pretty colour with lots of ice please comeing up,heres a blue eyed monster,you only need one of these

How did you guess I wanted to end up on my back tonight"
if it gets a bit to much for you,i will show you up to my chill out zone

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Hi peeps,the bar and the function room is packed,we are now in the marquee,be nice and most of all have fun

I'll have whatever you give me what can i get you my lovley

Anything that's a pretty colour with lots of ice please comeing up,heres a blue eyed monster,you only need one of these

How did you guess I wanted to end up on my back tonightif it gets a bit to much for you,i will show you up to my chill out zone "

I'm not cleaning that again!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Can i have a little drinky please "

can you pour it yourself, its getting busy

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over a year ago


"Can i have a little drinky please "

Whats your poison

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies and gents i am proud to present to you the lovley 242hotnew first to go on stage tonight yeahhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the crowd goes wild .... woohoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a little drinky please

Whats your poison "
oooooo thankyou gorgeous do you want a job?? I will have a blue eyed monster please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More drinks outside please and will someone get Carissa her drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liking the mood in here tonight

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"More drinks outside please and will someone get Carissa her drink "

Just coming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More drinks outside please and will someone get Carissa her drink

Just coming! "
dont be long out thare please

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over a year ago


"Liking the mood in here tonight "

what can I get you

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"More drinks outside please and will someone get Carissa her drink

Just coming! dont be long out thare please "

I'M SORTING THE BUNTING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies and gents i am proud to present to you the lovley 242hotnew first to go on stage tonight yeahhhhhhh "
I'm taking requests ladies and gents. Tell me what you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sambucas all round peeps,1 2 3 don the hatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies and gents i am proud to present to you the lovley 242hotnew first to go on stage tonight yeahhhhhhh I'm taking requests ladies and gents. Tell me what you want. "
can i have bat out of hell please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies and gents i am proud to present to you the lovley 242hotnew first to go on stage tonight yeahhhhhhh I'm taking requests ladies and gents. Tell me what you want. "

spandau to start I think

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Sambucas all round peeps,1 2 3 don the hatch "

Ahem.. I suppose we're closing up again tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell what do I have to do to get my drink?

Much longer and I'll be off down the Dog and Duck!

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over a year ago


"Liking the mood in here tonight "

I'm liking the views

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell what do I have to do to get my drink?

Much longer and I'll be off down the Dog and Duck!"
here you go my lovley,nuts with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just installed a 10 person hot tub, The after party can continue back at mine, Bring your drinks

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over a year ago


"Bloody hell what do I have to do to get my drink?

Much longer and I'll be off down the Dog and Duck!here you go my lovley,nuts with that? "
Thank you and cheers Yes, smooth ones please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming right up. Such a beautiful audience tonight. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell what do I have to do to get my drink?

Much longer and I'll be off down the Dog and Duck!"

Its been waiting outside for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell what do I have to do to get my drink?

Much longer and I'll be off down the Dog and Duck!here you go my lovley,nuts with that? Thank you and cheers Yes, smooth ones please "
ive only got hot smooth ones,your lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies and gents i am proud to present to you the lovley 242hotnew first to go on stage tonight yeahhhhhhh I'm taking requests ladies and gents. Tell me what you want. "
can we have some chaz and dave please

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boss I have to go now I've got stuff to do

see you next Saturday for my next shift.

leave my bonus in my private messages. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*? "
you can have the rest of the night off,report back on duty in the morning

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over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*? "

Who say we wont be long

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over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*? "

Thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boss I have to go now I've got stuff to do

see you next Saturday for my next shift.

leave my bonus in my private messages. Xx"
ok will do,we are open all this weekend

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*? you can have the rest of the night off,report back on duty in the morning "

Oh thanks boss, have a good night! Might pop in before closing

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over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask "
can i come

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask "

Come on then, lets all skip

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come "

What about the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come

What about the bar "
242hotnew will still be singing when we come back it will be ok

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come

What about the bar 242hotnew will still be singing when we come back it will be ok "

A bit weird, but yeah ok then, aren't you bared from there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come

What about the bar 242hotnew will still be singing when we come back it will be ok

A bit weird, but yeah ok then, aren't you bared from there? "
oh yeah,ok i wll stay here,bring some more punters back with you ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come

What about the bar 242hotnew will still be singing when we come back it will be ok "

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come

What about the bar 242hotnew will still be singing when we come back it will be ok

A bit weird, but yeah ok then, aren't you bared from there? oh yeah,ok i wll stay here,bring some more punters back with you ok "

I should think it might be all men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right!! Can anyone in here pull a pint??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sits at the bar all alone,been deserted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm off for my break, if you need me I'm in the bull & bush with scrum. Wont be long * hey Alabama you joining us*?

Thought you'd never ask can i come

What about the bar 242hotnew will still be singing when we come back it will be ok

A bit weird, but yeah ok then, aren't you bared from there? oh yeah,ok i wll stay here,bring some more punters back with you ok

I should think it might be all men "

I wont be coming back with any men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get some legs in here scrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get some legs in here scrum "

I will pop into the strippers bar on my way back, unless some of the regulars can dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get some legs in here scrum

I will pop into the strippers bar on my way back, unless some of the regulars can dance "
the pole is well greased up

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Okay so what does a girl do for fun in this place??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay so what does a girl do for fun in this place?? "

How good are you on a pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay so what does a girl do for fun in this place?? "
well for a start come into my little corner and ket me get you a stiff one

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Okay so what does a girl do for fun in this place?? well for a start come into my little corner and ket me get you a stiff one "

Okay but remember I don't like alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay so what does a girl do for fun in this place?? well for a start come into my little corner and ket me get you a stiff one

Okay but remember I don't like alcohol "
ok,heres a lemonade with a pink straw and ice,now are you any good on the pool table?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Okay so what does a girl do for fun in this place?? well for a start come into my little corner and ket me get you a stiff one

Okay but remember I don't like alcohol ok,heres a lemonade with a pink straw and ice,now are you any good on the pool table? "

I always forget which colour I am so if you are precious about keeping score it might be better if we find something else to do on the table

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show "
good,can you do some overtime please,im busy on the pool table

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show good,can you do some overtime please,im busy on the pool table "

Oh right I didn't know you could do that with a cue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show good,can you do some overtime please,im busy on the pool table

Oh right I didn't know you could do that with a cue"
i dont need any cues tonight lmfao

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door* "

Happy hour

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

Happy hour "

So when does the sex start or isn't this a swinger pub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door* "
oi whare you going??

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door* oi whare you going?? "

Wasn't sure if you wanted to be left alone with that cue

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

Happy hour

So when does the sex start or isn't this a swinger pub? "

Oh you need to see the boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door* oi whare you going??

Wasn't sure if you wanted to be left alone with that cue "
but ive chaulked it for you

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

Happy hour

So when does the sex start or isn't this a swinger pub?

Oh you need to see the boss "

He is kinda busy with a cue apparently

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door* oi whare you going??

Wasn't sure if you wanted to be left alone with that cue but ive chaulked it for you "

So are we playing pool???

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

Happy hour

So when does the sex start or isn't this a swinger pub?

Oh you need to see the boss

He is kinda busy with a cue apparently "

Oh that! That isn't his cue its his penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door* oi whare you going??

Wasn't sure if you wanted to be left alone with that cue but ive chaulked it for you

So are we playing pool??? "
ok you rack my balls up

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

Happy hour

So when does the sex start or isn't this a swinger pub?

Oh you need to see the boss

He is kinda busy with a cue apparently

Oh that! That isn't his cue its his penis "

Nooooooooooo he has rubbed chalk all over it

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Not sure I want to be in this pub any more.....*sneaks towards the door*

Happy hour

So when does the sex start or isn't this a swinger pub?

Oh you need to see the boss

He is kinda busy with a cue apparently

Oh that! That isn't his cue its his penis

Nooooooooooo he has rubbed chalk all over it "

Yip, he kind of does that (too many sambucas shhhh) anyway hes about to get his balls ready for you to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? "

Cuming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? "
be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show "

Its OK Alabama put on a good show for me

She will be a here in a bit she just needs to change her clothes

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue "

Okay then I am ready to play

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show

Its OK Alabama put on a good show for me

She will be a here in a bit she just needs to change her clothes "

Oh does she need a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

Okay then I am ready to play "
ok its my turn,i will shoot at that hole over thare

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

Okay then I am ready to play ok its my turn,i will shoot at that hole over thare "

Is it in?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

Okay then I am ready to play ok its my turn,i will shoot at that hole over thare

Is it in????? "
it is,it was a tight squeeze though

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

Okay then I am ready to play ok its my turn,i will shoot at that hole over thare

Is it in????? "

Oops he potted the pink

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

Okay then I am ready to play ok its my turn,i will shoot at that hole over thare

Is it in????? it is,it was a tight squeeze though "

Yeah I hear that a lot

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'll have a lager shandy if thats ok? be with you in a sec sir,im just chaulking my cue

Okay then I am ready to play ok its my turn,i will shoot at that hole over thare

Is it in?????

Oops he potted the pink "

What was he aiming for?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sits at the bar all alone,been deserted "

Pops back in to get you

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny "

Goodnight, see you again soon I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now i dont know if i should go for the difficult pink or the easy brown

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Goodnight, see you again soon I hope "

Oh I'll see you tomorrow early shift!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Now i dont know if i should go for the difficult pink or the easy brown "

I thought this was pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm back, me & Alabama tried to tout for business, then I lost Alabama! Oh and Scrum you missed the show

Its OK Alabama put on a good show for me

She will be a here in a bit she just needs to change her clothes

Oh does she need a hand "

The more hand we have the better it will be

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Goodnight, see you again soon I hope

Oh I'll see you tomorrow early shift! "

I look forward to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sits at the bar all alone,been deserted

Pops back in to get you "
well hellooo darling what would you like to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny "

Can I walk you home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sits at the bar all alone,been deserted

Pops back in to get you well hellooo darling what would you like to drink? "

Something big and frothy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny "
see ya tomorrow xx

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Can I walk you home "

Too right, its a long way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sits at the bar all alone,been deserted

Pops back in to get you well hellooo darling what would you like to drink?

Something big and frothy please "
ok its comeing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Can I walk you home

Too right, its a long way "
you can borrow my bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Can I walk you home

Too right, its a long way "

Lots of dark places to hide in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Goodnight, see you again soon I hope

Oh I'll see you tomorrow early shift! "

See you in 10 minutes err I mean tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right been a busy night I'm off home, have a good night and the tip of your cue has gone shinny

Can I walk you home

Too right, its a long way

Lots of dark places to hide in ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any room left - any booze left ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"any room left - any booze left ?"
course, wellcome what can i get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any room left - any booze left ?course, wellcome what can i get you? "

ermmmmm im really thirsty so a magners on ice would be lovely --- thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"any room left - any booze left ?course, wellcome what can i get you?

ermmmmm im really thirsty so a magners on ice would be lovely --- thanks"
comeing up,nuts with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any room left - any booze left ?course, wellcome what can i get you?

ermmmmm im really thirsty so a magners on ice would be lovely --- thankscomeing up,nuts with that? "

maybe later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"any room left - any booze left ?course, wellcome what can i get you?

ermmmmm im really thirsty so a magners on ice would be lovely --- thankscomeing up,nuts with that?

maybe later "
ok just let us know,enjoy have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time at the bar peeps see you all tomorrow,and thankyou for your custom

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