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THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi peeps,the main bar is packed,so iv'e opened the funtion room,have fun,be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates "
let me get you guys a drink

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates "

ill sit in the other corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates

ill sit in the other corner "
come and have a drink at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have some music I feel like dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that naughty barmaid here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates

ill sit in the other corner "

He'll no you won't, get yourself over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we have some music I feel like dancing "
of course,dirty dancing it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I needed here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hell no*

Autocarrot doing it's damnedest to make me look a wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I needed here"

For all sorts of reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want this last slice of pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you meant hell no I'm not needed. I'm a busty blonde barmaid and Im new. Please bear with me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I needed here"
of course,can i have another black russian please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course same glass as the last one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you meant hell no I'm not needed. I'm a busty blonde barmaid and Im new. Please bear with me!"
your doing just fine darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course same glass as the last one?"
yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the customers left lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you meant hell no I'm not needed. I'm a busty blonde barmaid and Im new. Please bear with me!"

You had me at 'busty and blonde'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want this last slice of pizza "
oi you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you meant hell no I'm not needed. I'm a busty blonde barmaid and Im new. Please bear with me!"
better than that last one. Showing off Rosie and her twin. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you meant hell no I'm not needed. I'm a busty blonde barmaid and Im new. Please bear with me! better than that last one. Showing off Rosie and her twin. Lol"
fk me your brave pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you meant hell no I'm not needed. I'm a busty blonde barmaid and Im new. Please bear with me!

You had me at 'busty and blonde' "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we have some music I feel like dancing "
how about you and me go upstairs for a bit of fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have another drink please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course kelly what would you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any Babycham or Cherry B behind the bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't serve her. I was first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all these half finished drinks!

I wont have to buy one all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got any Babycham or Cherry B behind the bar? "
we did have some in the sixtys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of the queue again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry no Baby ham I don't think as for everyone else your drinks are coming up right away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back of the queue again"
heres two pints and a large brandy to keep you going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should keep my pecker up

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates

ill sit in the other corner

He'll no you won't, get yourself over here "

ill buy. what's it to be? drink and nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kelly can you look after the bar for a sec please,i need to borrow temptress for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going now. You can talk about me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going now. You can talk about me now"
your locked in!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates

ill sit in the other corner

He'll no you won't, get yourself over here

ill buy. what's it to be? drink and nibbles? "
what can i do for you my darling??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going now. You can talk about me nowyour locked in!!! "
locked in with Kelly, hope she is gentle with me. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im popping upstairs for a bit,miss temptress will look after you all for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can i have a nitecap please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better change to a soft drink or I won't be able to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep here you go

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over a year ago


"I'd better change to a soft drink or I won't be able to walk "

I can carry you home x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd better change to a soft drink or I won't be able to walk

I can carry you home x"
lol its ok I'm sober now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made you sober up. 10 times is about lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd better change to a soft drink or I won't be able to walk

I can carry you home xlol its ok I'm sober now "
i will put you in a taxi sweetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a refill? I'm so sleepy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone need a refill? I'm so sleepy "
you can knock off babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww cheers! I'll check the rota and see you on my next shift!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww cheers! I'll check the rota and see you on my next shift!"
of course you will xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nite peeps,dont drink the bar dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wakey wakey rise and shine,its time to get up and have a good time peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wakey wakey rise and shine,its time to get up and have a good time peeps "
morning orange juice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be there in 5 to strip down the bar and give it a real good service before opening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big strong black coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do breakfasts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Wakey wakey rise and shine,its time to get up and have a good time peeps morning orange juice please "
juice it is darling,can you look after the bar for 10 mins please,i have to go up and check on perky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"big strong black coffee please "
comeing up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do breakfasts? "
only crumpits in this bar,is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be there in 5 to strip down the bar and give it a real good service before opening! "
q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wakey wakey rise and shine,its time to get up and have a good time peeps morning orange juice please juice it is darling,can you look after the bar for 10 mins please,i have to go up and check on perky "
I'll have a go xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wakey wakey rise and shine,its time to get up and have a good time peeps morning orange juice please juice it is darling,can you look after the bar for 10 mins please,i have to go up and check on perky "
ooo i wouldnt do that ... let me help for a couple of mins .. as well ... we could be like dirty den and angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wakey wakey rise and shine,its time to get up and have a good time peeps morning orange juice please juice it is darling,can you look after the bar for 10 mins please,i have to go up and check on perky ooo i wouldnt do that ... let me help for a couple of mins .. as well ... we could be like dirty den and angie"
hope your hands are warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant complain at a bit of crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pot of tea please ? Don't suppose you have a masseur anywhere in this establishment ? A shoulder massage would be lovely !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a pot of tea please ? Don't suppose you have a masseur anywhere in this establishment ? A shoulder massage would be lovely ! "
at your service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea coming up and I'll ask around for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You cant complain at a bit of crumpet "
toasted with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let me give you a rub iona

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can i have a beer please kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a beer please kelly "
of course you can babe ...coming up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight??

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? "
lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xx

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xx"
ok thankyou,is the pole in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"let me give you a rub iona"

Ah that's better Can't beat a good rub.

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place "
I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery "
ooooooooo make sure its not to prickly

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery ooooooooo make sure its not to prickly "
will do boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery ooooooooo make sure its not to prickly will do boss "
thankyou,we have got a very good line up for tonight,how are the builders getting on putting up the marquee??

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery ooooooooo make sure its not to prickly will do boss thankyou,we have got a very good line up for tonight,how are the builders getting on putting up the marquee?? "
well um as long as I don't keep stopping them for yes breaks they might get done on time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea not yes x

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery ooooooooo make sure its not to prickly will do boss thankyou,we have got a very good line up for tonight,how are the builders getting on putting up the marquee?? well um as long as I don't keep stopping them for yes breaks they might get done on time x"
hmmmmm is it a case of work hard play hard????you got plenty of time for that later,now has wibbly wobbly balloons turned up yet???

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over a year ago


"Thankyou sweetheart,kelly have you got the stage ready for tonight?? lights up floor swept I'll try and finish it before I go out tonight boss xxok thankyou,is the pole in the right place I took ages making sure it wasn't to slippery ooooooooo make sure its not to prickly will do boss thankyou,we have got a very good line up for tonight,how are the builders getting on putting up the marquee?? well um as long as I don't keep stopping them for yes breaks they might get done on time xhmmmmm is it a case of work hard play hard????you got plenty of time for that later,now has wibbly wobbly balloons turned up yet??? "
sure I've seen them somewhere and sorry boss I'll be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can i have another drink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had one of your yes breaks .... yes ..yes ..yes ..ooo yessss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive had one of your yes breaks .... yes ..yes ..yes ..ooo yessss "
oi keep your hands off the barmaids,well atleast till she knocks off

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over a year ago


"Can i have another drink please "
yes you can boss x

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over a year ago


"ive had one of your yes breaks .... yes ..yes ..yes ..ooo yessss "
your get me sacked.....later dear later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive had one of your yes breaks .... yes ..yes ..yes ..ooo yessss your get me sacked.....later dear later "
thats it you tell him darling

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over a year ago


"ive had one of your yes breaks .... yes ..yes ..yes ..ooo yessss your get me sacked.....later dear later thats it you tell him darling "
oh I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone seen shortie??????? Shes late yet again!!!!!on my word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

busty bar maid please

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid please"
shortie will be along soon.

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon."
hmmmmm i hope so

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.hmmmmm i hope so "
she will

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon."
im sure rosies on show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.hmmmmm i hope so she will "
ok thankyou sweetness,as soon as she turns up,you can knock off

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.im sure rosies on show "
she might be later

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.hmmmmm i hope so she will ok thankyou sweetness,as soon as she turns up,you can knock off "
thanks boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.hmmmmm i hope so she will ok thankyou sweetness,as soon as she turns up,you can knock off thanks boss "
isn't people drinking that much thismorning'the till is a bit light??

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over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.hmmmmm i hope so she will ok thankyou sweetness,as soon as she turns up,you can knock off thanks boss isn't people drinking that much thismorning'the till is a bit light?? "
not busy at all won't be till tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"busty bar maid pleaseshortie will be along soon.hmmmmm i hope so she will ok thankyou sweetness,as soon as she turns up,you can knock off thanks boss isn't people drinking that much thismorning'the till is a bit light?? not busy at all won't be till tonight "
ok,i wont be long,im just going to feed my bouncers down in the celler

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over a year ago

Sitting at the bar feeling a bit lonley got lady in red on the jukebox,quiet before the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put on wonderful tonight by eric clapton.. i ll let you beat me .. at darts

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over a year ago


"put on wonderful tonight by eric clapton.. i ll let you beat me .. at darts"

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over a year ago


"put on wonderful tonight by eric clapton.. i ll let you beat me .. at darts "
boss the builder's have finished and need paying.....I will play with Mr olov....darts that is

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over a year ago


"put on wonderful tonight by eric clapton.. i ll let you beat me .. at darts boss the builder's have finished and need paying.....I will play with Mr olov....darts that is "
ok,give him a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have a very good show on stage tonight peeps,come and join us later

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over a year ago

I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me?

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? "
comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that "
hope tonight goes well boss I'll report for duty again tomorrow x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, did I notice tarts on the menu? haha

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that hope tonight goes well boss I'll report for duty again tomorrow x"
thankyou sweetness,im giving you a promotion to head barmaid,well done

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that hope tonight goes well boss I'll report for duty again tomorrow xthankyou sweetness,im giving you a promotion to head barmaid,well done "
woohoo do I get s rise

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over a year ago


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of course it would be lovley to see you both,have a glass while your here

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that hope tonight goes well boss I'll report for duty again tomorrow xthankyou sweetness,im giving you a promotion to head barmaid,well done woohoo do I get s rise "
im riseing as you speak

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that hope tonight goes well boss I'll report for duty again tomorrow xthankyou sweetness,im giving you a promotion to head barmaid,well done woohoo do I get s rise im riseing as you speak "
hehe oh you naughty man

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over a year ago


"I look forward to it... in the meantime I'll have a fancy frothy coffee, anyone to join me? comeing up sir,would you like a pastry with that hope tonight goes well boss I'll report for duty again tomorrow xthankyou sweetness,im giving you a promotion to head barmaid,well done woohoo do I get s rise im riseing as you speak hehe oh you naughty man "
ha ha only when im around you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shortie!! Are you working tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wont be long peeps,my barmaid is trying to find the pub

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over a year ago

Have I found it now

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over a year ago


"Is this it"
your late,i will sort you out later,can i have a beer please

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over a year ago


"Is this ityour late,i will sort you out later,can i have a beer please "

certainly sir what can I get you

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over a year ago


"Is this ityour late,i will sort you out later,can i have a beer please

certainly sir what can I get you"
can i have sex on the beach please

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over a year ago


"Is this ityour late,i will sort you out later,can i have a beer please

certainly sir what can I get youcan i have sex on the beach please "

of course it would be my pleasure. And to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we'll sit in the corner all Billy no mates

ill sit in the other corner "

Did no one mention that the function room is round?

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over a year ago


"Is this ityour late,i will sort you out later,can i have a beer please

certainly sir what can I get youcan i have sex on the beach please

of course it would be my pleasure. And to drink

"
i will have a beer with my usaual head please

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Is this ityour late,i will sort you out later,can i have a beer please

certainly sir what can I get youcan i have sex on the beach please

of course it would be my pleasure. And to drink

i will have a beer with my usaual head please "

coming right up

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I got lost! Heard the noise and followed it, phew, sorry a bit late!

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over a year ago

Can you give the pool table a quick clean please,its still a bit sticky from lastnight,the balls are still sticking to the cloth

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over a year ago


"I got lost! Heard the noise and followed it, phew, sorry a bit late! "

What can I get you

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over a year ago


"Can you give the pool table a quick clean please,its still a bit sticky from lastnight,the balls are still sticking to the cloth "

once I've served this customer

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I got lost! Heard the noise and followed it, phew, sorry a bit late!

What can I get you"

Ohhhh what a selection you have, let me think

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over a year ago


"I got lost! Heard the noise and followed it, phew, sorry a bit late!

What can I get you"
dont let her drink,shes staff,on my word!!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Can I have a white Russian!

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over a year ago

No worries all is available

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I got lost! Heard the noise and followed it, phew, sorry a bit late!

What can I get youdont let her drink,shes staff,on my word!! "

Eh stuff that, I'm getting pissed

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over a year ago


"No worries all is available"

boss said no

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over a year ago


"Can I have a white Russian! "
can you give the private rooms a quick clean upstairs please,i will be up to check on you in a bit,now off you go

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Can I have a white Russian! can you give the private rooms a quick clean upstairs please,i will be up to check on you in a bit,now off you go "

Eh do you know some ones been sick in the Ladies??!!

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over a year ago


"Can you give the pool table a quick clean please,its still a bit sticky from lastnight,the balls are still sticking to the cloth

once I've served this customer"

pool table done.

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over a year ago


"Can I have a white Russian! can you give the private rooms a quick clean upstairs please,i will be up to check on you in a bit,now off you go

Eh do you know some ones been sick in the Ladies??!! "
i do yes,fungirl will sort that out

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over a year ago


"Can I have a white Russian! can you give the private rooms a quick clean upstairs please,i will be up to check on you in a bit,now off you go

Eh do you know some ones been sick in the Ladies??!! i do yes,fungirl will sort that out "

hope I get a bonus for doing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a white Russian! can you give the private rooms a quick clean upstairs please,i will be up to check on you in a bit,now off you go

Eh do you know some ones been sick in the Ladies??!! i do yes,fungirl will sort that out

hope I get a bonus for doing that"
dont worry i will give you a treat later

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I think I would of rather cleaned the ladies! That was just nasty.. I need a drink.. PLEASE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where have all customers gone?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Where have all customers gone?"

Their up stairs!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well done ladys,now sit at the corner of the bar and pour yourselfs a drink,im just going to check the marquee they put up for me today,im trusting you both to keep this place in order

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over a year ago

I'll grab a sit down then for now

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Well done ladys,now sit at the corner of the bar and pour yourselfs a drink,im just going to check the marquee they put up for me today,im trusting you both to keep this place in order "

Do you need us to flash our tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your punters will be in shortley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done ladys,now sit at the corner of the bar and pour yourselfs a drink,im just going to check the marquee they put up for me today,im trusting you both to keep this place in order

Do you need us to flash our tits "
of course,hitch your skirts up a little bit to get up on them stools,

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Well done ladys,now sit at the corner of the bar and pour yourselfs a drink,im just going to check the marquee they put up for me today,im trusting you both to keep this place in order

Do you need us to flash our tits of course,hitch your skirts up a little bit to get up on them stools, "

Skirt hitching wasn't in our job description, just tits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done ladys,now sit at the corner of the bar and pour yourselfs a drink,im just going to check the marquee they put up for me today,im trusting you both to keep this place in order

Do you need us to flash our tits of course,hitch your skirts up a little bit to get up on them stools,

Skirt hitching wasn't in our job description, just tits! "
well sit on the sofa for a while,i wil come and join you

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Okay, I think fungirl has gone outside to bring in the punters. Your sofa has stains on it

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over a year ago

Chest is now out

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over a year ago


"Okay, I think fungirl has gone outside to bring in the punters. Your sofa has stains on it "
oh sorry,i got a bit carried away with the other barmaid lastnight

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over a year ago


"Chest is now out "
thats my girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets have a sanbuca ladys

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Lets have a sanbuca ladys "

Flaming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 pints of larger 4 jager bombs

And 4 Sambuca's please,

They are not all for me there is of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who having what xxx my round xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 pints of larger 4 jager bombs

And 4 Sambuca's please,

They are not all for me there is of us "

be right with you

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"4 pints of larger 4 jager bombs

And 4 Sambuca's please,

They are not all for me there is of us "

Hi my friend, let me serve you! I've got a new job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who having what xxx my round xx"

the menu is fully available tonight

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Who having what xxx my round xx"

Ok I'll put one in the till!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We will be moving into the marquee soon peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who having what xxx my round xx

the menu is fully available tonight"

I'm on the menu too lol pmsl

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over a year ago


"4 pints of larger 4 jager bombs

And 4 Sambuca's please,

They are not all for me there is of us

Hi my friend, let me serve you! I've got a new job "

Have one yourself and come and join us when you have a break

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury


"Who having what xxx my round xx

Ok I'll put one in the till! "

Can I join

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