FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

Wet dreams just don't exist ....

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sigh!

What are your greatest disappointments ..... when all great expectations you've built up have been dashed.

Like sex in the snow ..... it looks romantic but just too bliddy cold.

Or Sex on the beach .... to find it's bad for the crack .... sand ain't a lubricant.

Or chatting up a Tranny to find out she is actually a genetic woman .....

Get it off your chest ..... think of this as therapy.

Kirsty

xxx xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting to a couple on here only to find that the female side didn't exist. That was a disappointment.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chatting to a couple on here only to find that the female side didn't exist. That was a disappointment."

LOL, we've all been there!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the man says he is clean like a mountain stream and he arrives with tom sauce down his shirt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the man says he is clean like a mountain stream and he arrives with tom sauce down his shirt

Thats too funny!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

greatest disappoint was that one meet dont think he had a cock think it was a cheeseburger yukky, soon showed him the door and his profile says clean, smart ha ha ha xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Sigh!

What are your greatest disappointments ..... when all great expectations you've built up have been dashed.

Like sex in the snow ..... it looks romantic but just too bliddy cold.

Or Sex on the beach .... to find it's bad for the crack .... sand ain't a lubricant.

Or chatting up a Tranny to find out she is actually a genetic woman .....

Get it off your chest ..... think of this as therapy.

Kirsty

xxx xxx "
It was the day i realised tht my cock was just not going to get any bigger.oh an finding out that guerilla warfare didnt actually mean gorrillas fighting each other in the jungle.oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.oh an going in to a bookies after a race an tellin him.look that was the horse i was going to put on if i had got here in time.honestly so can u kindly pay up my good man.only to be met with expletives an told never to enter his shop again,oh an good times never last.cos no matter wot theres sum fucker waiting round the corner to mess it all up lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too."

I would beg to differ

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.

I would beg to differ"

You were happy to find out there's no god?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.

I would beg to differ"
Yeh got fundemental proof have you then.must have missed that on the discovery channel this week.seriously tho i respect your right to believe in him.but you should also respect my view that he doesnt exist.cos i just cant see past the big bang theory.science is absolute an all that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can't differentiate between "average" and "obese"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.

I would beg to differYeh got fundemental proof have you then.must have missed that on the discovery channel this week.seriously tho i respect your right to believe in him.but you should also respect my view that he doesnt exist.cos i just cant see past the big bang theory.science is absolute an all that"

Well if u base your life philosophy on a TV programme u saw last week........... I was catholic, i abandoned my faith of atheism for a long time and then i had an epiphany. These things happen.........

Meets not turning up.........

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.

I would beg to differYeh got fundemental proof have you then.must have missed that on the discovery channel this week.seriously tho i respect your right to believe in him.but you should also respect my view that he doesnt exist.cos i just cant see past the big bang theory.science is absolute an all that"

errr how can you prove there is no god? after all god exists because of faith if you proved he existed there would be no need for faith there causing god to cease to exist in a puff of logic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

All we need now is a thread on Vogon poetry....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ode to a bit of green putty i found under my armpit on morning...........

oh the disappointment i felt when i found out I wasn't an alien sent here to write for an intergalactic travel guide

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the shower.......... it's just bloody dangerous!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.

I would beg to differYeh got fundemental proof have you then.must have missed that on the discovery channel this week.seriously tho i respect your right to believe in him.but you should also respect my view that he doesnt exist.cos i just cant see past the big bang theory.science is absolute an all that

errr how can you prove there is no god? after all god exists because of faith if you proved he existed there would be no need for faith there causing god to cease to exist in a puff of logic"
God exists cos we have faith lol yeh right.well i have no faith therefore he doesnt exist.to me.never has an never will.then again millions dead in religious wars cant be wrong eh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes how good looking and hot some guys look on here till they turn up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"

Oh an finding out there is no god was a bit of a downer too.

I would beg to differYeh got fundemental proof have you then.must have missed that on the discovery channel this week.seriously tho i respect your right to believe in him.but you should also respect my view that he doesnt exist.cos i just cant see past the big bang theory.science is absolute an all that

Well if u base your life philosophy on a TV programme u saw last week........... I was catholic, i abandoned my faith of atheism for a long time and then i had an epiphany. These things happen.........

Meets not turning up........."
An epiphany.i love that word.lol.an yeh i do base my life philosophy on a t.v. programme.the simpsons.i always think now wot would homer do in this situation.but i concede the point its not really working out for me.lol.was it homer or karl marx that said religion was opium for the masses.cos whoever it was pretty much nailed it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex in the shower.......... it's just bloody dangerous!!!

"

Yeah, you can easily drown if not careful

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top