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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best way you've been bombed ??

Mines probably your to far away, ffs it was only 10 miles was expecting them to walk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a cheating scumbag

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A drive by water balloon via pushbike when I was 14. Water bombing was so much fun during the Summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best way you've been bombed ??

Mines probably your to far away, ffs it was only 10 miles was expecting them to walk lol "
. Lol that's so funny !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the best of you dripped down your mums leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops

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I love Yo Momma jokes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops

I love Yo Momma jokes "

Look up Nathan Caton, he does a great routine with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best way you've been bombed ??

Mines probably your to far away, ffs it was only 10 miles was expecting them to walk lol "

You're up yourself and yer fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are racist narrow minded scum who deserve to be reported to child services for fucking while kids are in the house and the UNLOS who sent this message went on to say they wouldnt touch either of us anyway as we are gross looking.

All this from a random person we had neither contacted nor previously been contacted by lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not all that for a fatty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lodger is a lesbian, a very cute lesbian, and I used to frequently tell her I could turn her. Until one day when she replied "all you'd turn is my stomach!" lol luckily she's a good mate as well as a lodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best way you've been bombed ??

Mines probably your to far away, ffs it was only 10 miles was expecting them to walk lol "

Would you prefer them to say that they didn't fancy you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best put down I had on here after I politely told some one they weren't my type. The guy told me he felt sorry for me, and I was a loner.

Single guy msging that to a COUPLE.hmmmm

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

If brains were made of rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one-legged budgie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a random inbox ages ago. Subject title...FAT FANNY.

Hey fat fanny. I fucked your mum's fat fanny last night and she loved it. I pulled her fat fanny lips right over her head she looked like a sugar puff oh and she stank. I fucked your grannies fat fanny too. X

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I got a random inbox ages ago. Subject title...FAT FANNY.

Hey fat fanny. I fucked your mum's fat fanny last night and she loved it. I pulled her fat fanny lips right over her head she looked like a sugar puff oh and she stank. I fucked your grannies fat fanny too. X"

I think they have issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a random inbox ages ago. Subject title...FAT FANNY.

Hey fat fanny. I fucked your mum's fat fanny last night and she loved it. I pulled her fat fanny lips right over her head she looked like a sugar puff oh and she stank. I fucked your grannies fat fanny too. X

He then went on

I think they have issues "

He then went on to say he had fucked a few scouse slags. They wanted to go home with him but he feared for his wallet. He soon changed his tune when I told him I am in fact french and only been living in Liverpool a couple of years. Oh he was very apologetic then lol xx

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I got a random inbox ages ago. Subject title...FAT FANNY.

Hey fat fanny. I fucked your mum's fat fanny last night and she loved it. I pulled her fat fanny lips right over her head she looked like a sugar puff oh and she stank. I fucked your grannies fat fanny too. X

I think they have issues "

Yeah. Sugar Puffs. Bleurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 'Your IGNORANT'one day. Did not bother to correct the grammar. Still no idea what I was supposed to have done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a random inbox ages ago. Subject title...FAT FANNY.

Hey fat fanny. I fucked your mum's fat fanny last night and she loved it. I pulled her fat fanny lips right over her head she looked like a sugar puff oh and she stank. I fucked your grannies fat fanny too. X

I think they have issues

Yeah. Sugar Puffs. Bleurgh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got 'Your IGNORANT'one day. Did not bother to correct the grammar. Still no idea what I was supposed to have done."

that is ignorance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I was a wanker for not responding to a series of messages that were sent when I was offline.

There was a string of messages that started with "hi", progressed to "fuck now?"followed by "well then?" And finished with "you're a time wasting wanker who's lead me on!"

I had never even spoken to them and couldnt respond as they blocked me!

I found it most amusing! The festering little fuckwit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to ask a guy once Is it in yet ?

He wasnt impressed

I am only joking Im not that mean,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the best way you've been bombed ??

Mines probably your to far away, ffs it was only 10 miles was expecting them to walk lol

Would you prefer them to say that they didn't fancy you?"

Would've been more honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a random inbox ages ago. Subject title...FAT FANNY.

Hey fat fanny. I fucked your mum's fat fanny last night and she loved it. I pulled her fat fanny lips right over her head she looked like a sugar puff oh and she stank. I fucked your grannies fat fanny too. X"

Hope this guy gets the help he obviously needs

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Now you look like a fucking dirty fucking slut whore that needs to be bent over and given a good licking out first then a good hard pounding deep in your pussy cunt.

Then maybe your tight fucking arse to.

As you are standing there in killer 6ins heels stockings lingerie long satin gloves.

Begging to be fuck harder and harder you slut xx"

Not quite sure what to make of this But one thing is for certain; he can't spell

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


""Now you look like a fucking dirty fucking slut whore that needs to be bent over and given a good licking out first then a good hard pounding deep in your pussy cunt.

Then maybe your tight fucking arse to.

As you are standing there in killer 6ins heels stockings lingerie long satin gloves.

Begging to be fuck harder and harder you slut xx"

Not quite sure what to make of this But one thing is for certain; he can't spell "

If those are his words yes he can spell. But he can't punctuate.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


""Now you look like a fucking dirty fucking slut whore that needs to be bent over and given a good licking out first then a good hard pounding deep in your pussy cunt.

Then maybe your tight fucking arse to.

As you are standing there in killer 6ins heels stockings lingerie long satin gloves.

Begging to be fuck harder and harder you slut xx"

Not quite sure what to make of this But one thing is for certain; he can't spell

If those are his words yes he can spell. But he can't punctuate. "

His words verbatim; "to" is spelt in this context as "too". But you are correct; he can't punctuate and his grammar is shot to hell to (I meant, too)

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"I had to ask a guy once Is it in yet ?"

I'm still suffering from the mental scars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops

I love Yo Momma jokes "

That's my go-to response when out for a night and the fucktard in residence says "bloody hell, what have you come as?"

If that doesn't shut him up I follow with "well I call myself that cos your Dad does when he's hanging out the back of me".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask for face pics - send them - and straight back sorry not for us - really not nice when they say which one they dont like as well - we are better looking in the flesh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently sent a polite introduction to someone who replied that I was "...a tiddler and she was throwing me back into the pond..." and then blocked me!

There are some very strange people on here.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

are you naked yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been turned down on here cause I don't mail anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Not for me at the moment' which made me wonder should I call back in half an hour or a couple of years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops

I love Yo Momma jokes "

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jog on fatty

and shut up you fat doughnut eating cunt! I rather like that one

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