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"My cock is sooooooo big it can be seen from space (like the Great Wall of China)" Cool - I should still fit you in no problem!! | |||
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"My foof is teeny tiny and smells of roses it can make a man orgasm just by being in the same room " You have to be in the same room as them? Amateur | |||
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"my cock is cobra shaped...and spits in peoples eyes" All cocks spit in people's eyes. Or maybe just mine | |||
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"my cock is cobra shaped...and spits in peoples eyes All cocks spit in people's eyes. Or maybe just mine " geez an eyewank | |||
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"I'm that ugly, I have to date rape myself to have a wank " | |||
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"Well what do we have here " All in good fun sweetie! Join in! | |||
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"My cock is sooooooo big it can be seen from space (like the Great Wall of China)" I'm sorry. But you can't see the great wall of China from space. It's a myth. | |||
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"My arse is so big it has it's own moon " looks more like a big dangleberry | |||
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"My arse is so big it has it's own moon " But its a lovely arse | |||
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"I have tiny hands, so pretty much any cock will look massive when they're wrapped around it. " I've got a big mouth so I make them all look tiny! | |||
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"I have tiny hands, so pretty much any cock will look massive when they're wrapped around it. I've got a big mouth so I make them all look tiny! " | |||
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"My arse is so big it has it's own moon " That's just Uranus | |||
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"My boobs hang so low I trip over them when I walk. " pleas dont do a bungie jump!!!! | |||
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"My arse is so big it has it's own moon That's just Uranus " | |||
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"My arse is so big it has it's own moon That's just Uranus " | |||
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"Well what do we have here All in good fun sweetie! Join in! " Hmm I will. I've got a small penis | |||
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"My fanny's feeling a bit too tight today,I need a fat cock to stretch her out " How about a scientific experiment with this tripod? I'm sure we could make a 'big bang' | |||
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"My cock is two inches.............from the ground" | |||
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"My fanny's feeling a bit too tight today,I need a fat cock to stretch her out How about a scientific experiment with this tripod? I'm sure we could make a 'big bang' " A tripod?? All 3 legs of it?? | |||
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"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows " ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz | |||
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"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz " ...and? | |||
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"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz ...and?" I think that may be the point hun - i.e innuendo with intellect thrown in! - could i be correct Ms Taylor? Xx | |||
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"As an antidote to a previous thread that might possibly have been construed as bragging - Let's go for some light-hearted, good natured bragging and piss-taking!! I'm going to start the ball rolling with 'My fanny is so big that the local golf club use it for putting practice!' Right - your turn guys and galls! Let the banter commence! " My wine gunt is my friend.... | |||
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"My pubes are so long I can braid them in cornrows ha ha sorry but love your name sounds like geni talia, soz ...and? I think that may be the point hun - i.e Tainnuendo with intellect thrown in! - could i be correct Ms Taylor? Xx" Absolutely. Thanks for appreciating the joke xx | |||
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"My cock is so long that when a have a wee on Tower Bridge I can feel the water..." You're brave. I wouldn't want my cock in the Thames | |||
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"I'm that ugly, I have to date rape myself to have a wank " | |||
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