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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is it?

When does it start?

What is it not?

At what point can you say you have done it?

How much does it cost?

Is it better than Emmerdale?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's what posh folks get their coal in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it?

When does it start?

What is it not?

At what point can you say you have done it?

How much does it cost?

Is it better than Emmerdale?

Kirsty

xxx xxx"

1 great,2 whenever you want it to,3 bad for you,4when youve come once or twice depending on your mood,5nothing unless you pay prostitutes,6f***ing everything is!

john xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emma Dale was in the year below me at school, and that was a long time ago, lol, and as far as I can remember, she was a "babe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it?

When does it start?

What is it not?

At what point can you say you have done it?

How much does it cost?

Is it better than Emmerdale?

Kirsty

xxx xxx"

Shitting on a beach is better than emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lying in what u have done on the beach is better then Emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in what someone else has done on the beach is better than emmerdale.

Sorry, back to thread eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in what someone else has done is better than Emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger...I was too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger...I was too slow"

fastest finger first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger...I was too slow

fastest finger first. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lot are not taking this seriously .........

If for example someone sticks there finger in my mouth on pulic transport and cums in their pants does that mean we have had sex and is there a risk I could be pregnant?

If two lesbians have sex and rub each others front bums together but still have their pants on have they had sex?

Is two thrusts of a small penis inside an orifice sex? If you were on the receiving end of it would you count that as a sexual encounter or say it doesn't count because you never got to enjoy it?

Do you have to enjoy it for it to be classed as sex?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need Jeremy Kyle and his explanation of the difference between sexual contact and penetrative sex.

When talking about 'sex' as an act I always assume, rightly or wrongly, that we're talking about the penetrative kind, not just sexual contact.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"If for example someone sticks there finger in my mouth on pulic transport and cums in their pants does that mean we have had sex and is there a risk I could be pregnant?

"

I'd be fairly confident your mum can stop knitting bootees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If for example someone sticks there finger in my mouth on pulic transport and cums in their pants does that mean we have had sex and is there a risk I could be pregnant?

"

I thought the technical term for this was yawn rape...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"yawn rape..."

There's a term?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yawn rape...

There's a term?

"

Yawn Rape - When one party sticks their finger in the mouth of someone yawning and yells "Yawn rape!"

Thats the Ella definition.

Also works on cats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are not taking this seriously .........

If for example someone sticks there finger in my mouth on pulic transport and cums in their pants does that mean we have had sex and is there a risk I could be pregnant?

If two lesbians have sex and rub each others front bums together but still have their pants on have they had sex?

Is two thrusts of a small penis inside an orifice sex? If you were on the receiving end of it would you count that as a sexual encounter or say it doesn't count because you never got to enjoy it?

Do you have to enjoy it for it to be classed as sex?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

"

was it a serious question?!

If penetration happens it's sex, anything less than that is sexual contact

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Yawn Rape - When one party sticks their finger in the mouth of someone yawning and yells "Yawn rape!"

Thats the Ella definition.

Also works on cats... "

I wouldn't trust cats. Their teeth are very sharp.

Is there a "Dictionary of Ella"?

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

What about a 69 surely thats more than contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a 69 surely thats more than contact."

Penis entering a mouth, tongue entering a vagina = penetration.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Penis entering a mouth, tongue entering a vagina = penetration."

So cunnilingus isn't sex unless the tongue is actually inserted?

superb, you just halved the number of women I've had sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't "sex" and he only put his cigar into Monica so he didn't have "sex" with her

Is penetration with a finger the same as penetration with a penis, as far as sexual definition is concerned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis entering a mouth, tongue entering a vagina = penetration.

So cunnilingus isn't sex unless the tongue is actually inserted?

superb, you just halved the number of women I've had sex with. "

And you've just halved the amount that you may get to have sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a 69 surely thats more than contact.

Penis entering a mouth, tongue entering a vagina = penetration."

i think sex is the umbrella term....intercourse is the actual act which is defined as the act where a mans penis enters a womans vagina and is excited until ejaculation occurs....as usual, no female orgasm is required....sounds about right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't "sex" and he only put his cigar into Monica so he didn't have "sex" with her

Is penetration with a finger the same as penetration with a penis, as far as sexual definition is concerned? "

I suppose it depends on the reasoning for the question.

You try telling a loved one you only inserted a finger, lol

Sex or Sexual contact is still Sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a 69 surely thats more than contact.

Penis entering a mouth, tongue entering a vagina = penetration.

i think sex is the umbrella term....intercourse is the actual act which is defined as the act where a mans penis enters a womans vagina and is excited until ejaculation occurs....as usual, no female orgasm is required....sounds about right!"

You haven't met the right men.

waves, yoo hoo.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"And you've just halved the amount that you may get to have sex with. "

Does this mean I might have to undo having sex with some?

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