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THE HORNY LION PUBLIC HOUSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gd evening peeps,wellcome,your first host tonight will be starbeck,followed by perky paula,its happy hour,have fun,be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please "
a few pints sat in the quiet beer garden will soon fix that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please "
no probs,here is a fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please no probs,here is a fry up "

you star now ill start on those pint with monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please "

No just drink, hair of the dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please no probs,here is a fry up

you star now ill start on those pint with monkey "
stella comeing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going down a treat bartender

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone for sambuca??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a Vera Lynn... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please

No just drink, hair of the dog "

Shush you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines a Vera Lynn... Lol"
no probs sir,ice lemon and tonic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have something for my hangover before I start drinking please

No just drink, hair of the dog

Shush you! "

Make me ill have a jd with ice please

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

Hi bartender , may I buy a round of drinks here ? Oh dont forget nibbles for the ladies ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can someone go and drag the barmaids out of bed please?? Upstairs first on the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in a,pub called what the dickens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi bartender , may I buy a round of drinks here ? Oh dont forget nibbles for the ladies ... "
loads of nuts for the ladies drinks all round peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has anyone got change for jukebox!! and keep him over there away from it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"has anyone got change for jukebox!! and keep him over there away from it "
its free tonight!!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

Please change the channel on the tv so we can have the darts on, I can't cope with anymore strictly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please change the channel on the tv so we can have the darts on, I can't cope with anymore strictly!"
x factor it is then

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a urinal blocked in gents again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"theres a urinal blocked in gents again "
uppps!!!whos got the plunger??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get off the pool table!!!!!! On my word!!!! Its only early!!!!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

We are not on the pool table, we are under it................ #wifesknickersinbackpocket

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are not on the pool table, we are under it................ #wifesknickersinbackpocket"
we have got rooms up stairs for that sort of thing you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you "
double comeing up my dear xx

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

We couldn't wait to get to a room....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We couldn't wait to get to a room...."
can you go behind the bar for a min please,i seem to have miss laid my barmaids

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you double comeing up my dear xx "

double? Please make it a triple lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you double comeing up my dear xx

double? Please make it a triple lol "
on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you double comeing up my dear xx

double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that? "

oh if you can tempt me...maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you double comeing up my dear xx

double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that?

oh if you can tempt me...maybe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perky Paula clockin on sir!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you double comeing up my dear xx

double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that?

oh if you can tempt me...maybe "

oh not going to?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have set my face pic as avatar so you all know who you're chatting to!!

What''s it to be boys and girls? Anything you like ( pushes non-existant boobs over the bar!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! "
whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka straight up please?

Thank you double comeing up my dear xx

double? Please make it a triple lol on its way,would you like some warm nuts with that? you can have as much nuts as you want my dear xxx

oh if you can tempt me...maybe

oh not going to?

lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!! "

not sure i like the sound of that dearie!! Can't someone plunge me instead!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!!

not sure i like the sound of that dearie!! Can't someone plunge me instead!! "
can i have a drink please,i will plunge you later,when they have all gone home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! whare have you been???????can you go and plunge the gents toilet please on my word!!!!

not sure i like the sound of that dearie!! Can't someone plunge me instead!! can i have a drink please,i will plunge you later,when they have all gone home "

oh - go on then! What can I get you dearie??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can i have a blue eyed monster please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now whare is jo?? She wants to taste my nuts

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a blue eyed monster please "

Coming up sir! - As long as you're not too rat-arsed to give me your one-eyed snake later!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner "
im here baby xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a blue eyed monster please

Coming up sir! - As long as you're not too rat-arsed to give me your one-eyed snake later!! "
it will be a very hungry snake later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner "

not at all madam!! Come over her and prop up the bar! Crisps and a drink on the house??

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx "

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol "
perky paula needs to do her job and keep here hands off the punters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol "

I'm good at sharing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol perky paula needs to do her job and keep here hands off the punters "

Bloody hell!! Verbal warning already? That's quick, even for me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol perky paula needs to do her job and keep here hands off the punters

Bloody hell!! Verbal warning already? That's quick, even for me!! "
i will have you in the office later if i get any more lip

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol

I'm good at sharing!! "

that's good to know. neither am I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol

I'm good at sharing!!

that's good to know. neither am I "
now jo!!let me give you a little tour upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol

I'm good at sharing!!

that's good to know. neither am I "

Well you have him for now - if I get desperate there's the old guys in the corner playing dominoes!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol

I'm good at sharing!!

that's good to know. neither am I

Well you have him for now - if I get desperate there's the old guys in the corner playing dominoes!! "

feel bad now. sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess im not worth tempting,

maybe I should sit in the corner im here baby xxxx

hi. not sure how Paula will take this lol

I'm good at sharing!!

that's good to know. neither am I

Well you have him for now - if I get desperate there's the old guys in the corner playing dominoes!!

feel bad now. sorry "

Not at all! Necraphilia is one of my few remaining fantasies to fulfill!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last "

oh that makes me feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a vodka and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last

oh that makes me feel good "

You look fabulous to me hun!! Shall we walk off and leave him to it?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please "
comeing up,nuts with that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? "
as long as there your nuts x

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Paula is ok about it,she knows i allways saves the best for last

oh that makes me feel good

You look fabulous to me hun!! Shall we walk off and leave him to it?? Xx "

im flattered but, sorry, I only play straight

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? "

moved on rather quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??

moved on rather quickly "

i know - he's such a tart!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??

moved on rather quickly

i know - he's such a tart!! "

ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts x"
of course,they are a bit on the warm side is that ok??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??

moved on rather quickly

i know - he's such a tart!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??

moved on rather quickly

i know - he's such a tart!!

ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him? "

on tonight's thread we only have mr Lion - and he is rather lovely!

But you'd have to pm me for my top 5!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts x"
Paula told those nuts we're worth every penny x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x "
would you like some more??

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??

moved on rather quickly

i know - he's such a tart!!

ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him?

on tonight's thread we only have mr Lion - and he is rather lovely!

But you'd have to pm me for my top 5!! "

will do now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that??

moved on rather quickly

i know - he's such a tart!!

ok you know your way round. who's hotter t him?

on tonight's thread we only have mr Lion - and he is rather lovely!

But you'd have to pm me for my top 5!!

will do now lol"

Hope you're up for a bumpy ride!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? "
are they salty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi you over thare!!!! I told you last week,stop shagging on my bar!!!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you over thare!!!! I told you last week,stop shagging on my bar!!!! "

Oops - shall i stop now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy "

Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty "
they are but very smooth ,so will go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty they are but very smooth ,so will go down well "
licking my lips already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx "

Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx

Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? "
its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty they are but very smooth ,so will go down well licking my lips already"
Is there anything else I can sample please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx

Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two "

I can give it some prawn balls - will they do??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a vodka and please comeing up,nuts with that?? as long as there your nuts xPaula told those nuts we're worth every penny x would you like some more?? are they salty they are but very smooth ,so will go down well licking my lips alreadyIs there anything else I can sample please x "
well follow me up stairs its full of treats up thare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx

Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two

I can give it some prawn balls - will they do?? "
as long as they are pink??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]"
will I be able to try what's on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer or"
or will I only get to look x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer "
of course,you have first choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perky!!! Can you feed my snake please hun xx

Yes indeedy!! What does it like to eat? Or should i offer it lots of nibbles?? its s water snake,so it does like a prawn or two

I can give it some prawn balls - will they do?? as long as they are pink?? "

Yep - pink and perky!! (Groan!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Line the drinks up please perky xx

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys "
oi you,im here to stay lmfao

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys oi you,im here to stay lmfao "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will more men be joining later? lion has moved on and Paula has mentioned some very hot guys "

Told you i was good at sharing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice "
i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy

Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits?? "

special cheesy wotsits sound good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy

Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits??

special cheesy wotsits sound good to me "

Honey wher've ya been? They've gone stale!! I'll grab you some fresh ones!!

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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x "
yes of course,i was saveing it for paula but first come first served,and your more than wellcome

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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x "
I could dip that in my drink...

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink..."
carefull it doesn't melt though

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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though "
I know it's getting a bit hot in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy

Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits??

special cheesy wotsits sound good to me

Honey wher've ya been? They've gone stale!! I'll grab you some fresh ones!! "
dont get nothing stale in lions bar!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mr Lion you have all the ladies lining up for you! Looks like we'll be having a reverse gang-bang after hours if no more men join us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here "
stick your head out the window,its cool out thare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh mr Lion you have all the ladies lining up for you! Looks like we'll be having a reverse gang-bang after hours if no more men join us! "
they are all bared lmao

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over a year ago


"Oh mr Lion you have all the ladies lining up for you! Looks like we'll be having a reverse gang-bang after hours if no more men join us! they are all bared lmao "

Ooooh - good tactical move!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here stick your head out the window,its cool out thare "
am I aloud to take some clothing off instead

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here stick your head out the window,its cool out thare am I aloud to take some clothing off instead"
dont worry i will remove them for you,saves you the trouble,thats part of lions service xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/14 21:00:39]will I be able to try what's on offer of course,you have first choice i'll have a sample of something sweet now please do you have any lollipops x I could dip that in my drink...carefull it doesn't melt though I know it's getting a bit hot in here stick your head out the window,its cool out thare am I aloud to take some clothing off insteaddont worry i will remove them for you,saves you the trouble,thats part of lions service xx "
make sure you take them off nice and slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perky Paula clockin on sir!! "
well hellooooooo baby,your looking rather dishy tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour me a pint paula. With the usual head please

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over a year ago


"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol. "

oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.

oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for?? "

well Hornyabc looks good. but me first please

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over a year ago


"Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may? "

Another man!! Hallejujah!! Welcome sir! Coming right up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sambuca first the I will have double vodka and ,

Oh and have one yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may?

Another man!! Hallejujah!! Welcome sir! Coming right up!! "

I saw your status, how could I resist. Thank you very much like Paula

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over a year ago


"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.

oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for??

well Hornyabc looks good. but me first please "

Ah - forgot to mention him!! He is rather lovely!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"no worries Paula, done a quick ring round lol.

oooooh - anyone worth throwing my clothes off for??

well Hornyabc looks good. but me first please

Ah - forgot to mention him!! He is rather lovely!!

"

could you introduce me?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"double spiced rum and please and a pack of something cheesy

Coming up!! How about Lions special cheesy watsits??

special cheesy wotsits sound good to me

Honey wher've ya been? They've gone stale!! I'll grab you some fresh ones!! dont get nothing stale in lions bar!!!! "

licks lips ... love sucking these and feel them melt in my mouth! another double spiced rum here please and some change for the pool table? and who fancies a game

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"Good evening. Long Island Iced Tea if I may?

Another man!! Hallejujah!! Welcome sir! Coming right up!!

I saw your status, how could I resist. Thank you very much like Paula "

Very welcome!! One iced tea! Can i get you any nibbles with that??

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over a year ago

Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit?

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over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? "

Well - mr lion's been saving his salty balls for a while??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Line the drinks up please perky,lets get this party into full swing,pump it up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? "
hi do you come here often x

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over a year ago


"Pour me a pint paula. With the usual head please"

Sorry gorgeous!!

Missed ya!! My head not good enough??

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over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit?

Well - mr lion's been saving his salty balls for a while?? "

Hmmm are they crispy with soft centres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we see take the lovely paula to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? hi do you come here often x "

I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first time I've frequented this establishment

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over a year ago


"can we see take the lovely paula to bed "
course you can,fire away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we see take the lovely paula to bed "

Not sure what time i knock off tonight guys! We may have to play in here!

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over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? hi do you come here often x

I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first time I've frequented this establishment "
your more than wellcome here my friend

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over a year ago


"your more than wellcome here my friend "

Thank you very kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit?

Well - mr lion's been saving his salty balls for a while??

Hmmm are they crispy with soft centres? "

I believe so but i've never tried them - yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! Paula double whiskey neat if possible xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe so but i've never tried them - yet!! "

Hmmm I think I'll go with the crackling then

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By *mma54321Woman
over a year ago

Mytown

Wot kinda pub is this @ all????? Pmsl x

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

oii who do I have to shag round here to get another double and change for the pool table????

*taps impatiently on the bar*

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over a year ago


"Evening all! Paula double whiskey neat if possible xx"

Mine's very neat!! Oh? - you mean the whisky?? Coming right up sir!!

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over a year ago


"oii who do I have to shag round here to get another double and change for the pool table????

*taps impatiently on the bar* "
im at your service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another beer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nibbles are always welcome. Something a little salty, a bit spicy and makes the tongue curl? Do you have anything that might suit? hi do you come here often x

I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first time I've frequented this establishment "
snap I was invited by paula she said there would be a good crowd in. Have you seen anything here that takes your fancy or are you just browsing

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over a year ago


"Evening all! Paula double whiskey neat if possible xx

Mine's very neat!! Oh? - you mean the whisky?? Coming right up sir!! "

If there's any ice in that glass a spanking will be handed out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot kinda pub is this @ all????? Pmsl x"

A virtual one - with virtual hangovers!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants

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By *mma54321Woman
over a year ago

Mytown

I'm in, my nite is turning virtual x

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over a year ago


"snap I was invited by paula she said there would be a good crowd in. Have you seen anything here that takes your fancy or are you just browsing "

Oh, I've certainly had my interest peaked. I'm a sucker for batted eyelids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants "

About bloody time,

Am dying of thirst here

And thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in, my nite is turning virtual x"
well helloooo,and wellcome to the horny lion,let me get you a drink and i will give you a tour of the pub,upstairs is rather nice too

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants

About bloody time,

Am dying of thirst here

And thank you"

welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants

About bloody time,

Am dying of thirst here

And thank you

welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me "

Are you trying to get me d*unk

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants

About bloody time,

Am dying of thirst here

And thank you

welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me

Are you trying to get me d*unk "

um maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stop shagging on my pool table,what sort of pub do you think this is!!!!on my word!!!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

Think we may have another go under the pool table......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a Vera Lynn... Lolno probs sir,ice lemon and tonic? "
why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants

About bloody time,

Am dying of thirst here

And thank you

welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me

Are you trying to get me d*unk

um maybe lol "

Well Sambuca's for everyone

Its on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines a Vera Lynn... Lolno probs sir,ice lemon and tonic? why not"
comeing up sir

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

oh my first Sambuca. be gentle

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over a year ago


"Well Sambuca's for everyone

Its on me "

Ooooh flaming Sambucas I hope?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

anyone fancy a game of pool while those horny buggers are off it?

*hitches up skirt and straightens stockings*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula, when you have 5 mins a drink for scrumdiddlyumptious. With all the nibbles he wants

About bloody time,

Am dying of thirst here

And thank you

welcome, hopefully a drink as little bribe will sweeten things for me

Are you trying to get me d*unk

um maybe lol

Well Sambuca's for everyone

Its on me "

now its a party!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering


"anyone fancy a game of pool while those horny buggers are off it?

*hitches up skirt and straightens stockings*"

You can break ... just make sure you bend over the cue properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TIME AT THE BAR PLEASE!!!!!!!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

Time at the bar? We are just perving over the pool table thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TIME AT THE BAR PLEASE!!!!!!! "

Tequila slammers for everyone please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See you all next week peeps

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"TIME AT THE BAR PLEASE!!!!!!! "

already. I was hoping to take either Hornyabc or scrumdiddlyumptious upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right am have a party back at mine, You are all welcome

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