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When does it become W/E or VWE??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Howdy all, just a quickie, my hubby has 6.5" with a 5.5" girth, which we both feel does not sound massive,however after meeting various guys/mail from guys who claim to be WE or VWE they are often smaller than my hubby...so the question is...when does it become WE etc??? Do we class hubby as WE???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inexact science of cock measurements seems to be exasperated by the confusion between centimeters and inches with internet inches being different again. Add in bistromatics and a big belly that impedes any sort of measurement. we, vwe is about anything you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol, so we are still none the wiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is the correcy way of Measuring then ?

I have a Magnifying Glass in Hand waiting a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are plenty of big pricks lurking on this site, but most of the time it describes the member rather than the "member"

but in all reality it's down to how we perceive ourselves to be.

How tall is tall? What is average body size? What are "big" boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think w.e is your husband size and above, and vwe is prob 8 inch pluss but to be honest who wants a vwe? i dont want my cock any bigger cos i can imagine it could cause alot off problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personaly, I would consider your hubby about average, however have seen lots of smaller ones, but whos going to put on their profile "below average penis".

But we tand mot to play with vwe men as in our experiance most have trouble staying hard, so a normal size one seems to be the best choice, also most women find very big ones painfull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry typo

tend not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon 5 - 6 inches is average.....7-8 inches is w/e and anything above belongs to a zoo animal .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.5 inch girth - really??? Or have I misunderstood the definition of girth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just in case from way back when,

C=pi.d

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By *xstephbxxCouple
over a year ago

hyde

"When does it become W/E or VWE??"

The first makes your eyes water, the second can cause brain damage !

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


""When does it become W/E or VWE??"

The first makes your eyes water, the second can cause brain damage ! "

LOL

Just to muddy the water a little more, I get different size erections, depending on the circumstances.... I wish i had measured and photo'd it but first time i had 3 some with ex wife(not ex at the time) and another girl I had the biggest hard on ever must been 8-9 inches and big girth too, however normally only about 6 inches....

hope it helps!!!!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

girth is equal to the measure around the penis. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goose informs me of the following:-

Huh? = below average.

Mmmmm = average.

Ahhhhhh = well endowed.

AAGGGGGGHHHHH = very well endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girls reaction to cock sizes :-

9" oh shit pain

8£ be gentle

7" oh yes

6" perfect

5"ok it will do

4" pusnh more

3"is it in

2" just use your tongue lol

just something i read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""When does it become W/E or VWE??"

The first makes your eyes water, the second can cause brain damage !

LOL

Just to muddy the water a little more, I get different size erections, depending on the circumstances.... I wish i had measured and photo'd it but first time i had 3 some with ex wife(not ex at the time) and another girl I had the biggest hard on ever must been 8-9 inches and big girth too, however normally only about 6 inches....

hope it helps!!!!!! LOL "

I'm guessing that was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again goose informs me:-

7" length X 7" girth = HEAVEN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inexact science of cock measurements seems to be exasperated by the confusion between centimeters and inches with internet inches being different again. Add in bistromatics and a big belly that impedes any sort of measurement. we, vwe is about anything you want it to be."

I dont think there is any such thing as internet inches.......

We tend to believe that when we get a mail of a fella claiming to have a 9 inch cock he has obviuosly measured it from his arsehole round the the front. Or as some on here exagerate the size so much it could possibly be fromt he back of there skull.

Do these people not realise that when they say have a cock of 8 or 9 or 10 inches they will be easily found out if they meet someone.

Nicky is quite harsh on these kind of guys and they are often met with, That aint 9 inches sunshine.

(I used artisitic licence in my last bit so not to cause offence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well who knows, but they say the definition of a bastard is a guy who shags you all night with a 4 inch dick and kisses you good bye with a nine inch tongue !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

internet inches there are, promise.

you can buy a kit comprising of ruler and assorted items smaller than their real counterparts. smiled when i saw it. so next time you see a cock shot with a ruler or can proudly held next to the member don't take it at face value.

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE


"girls reaction to cock sizes :-

9" oh shit pain

8£ be gentle

7" oh yes

6" perfect

5"ok it will do

4" pusnh more

3"is it in

2" just use your tongue lol

just something i read lol

ah well,not quite perfect but keep on trying eh?.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your husand is average length with good girth (preferred to length by the majority of women) and honest most men are not so honest about thier size, which is kinda crazy because "big" guys I know get a lot of knock backs because of the size, us for example, we dont meet guys over 8"

But the real answer to your question

When does it get WE or VWE = when you pop it in your mouth and get it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haven't got a big cock, but I've got 16 stone to push it in with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 38 years i've never felt the need to measure mine but i'm gonna when i get home. Please god let it at least be average. And if its w/e i'll put a tenner in the next charity box I pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon 7inch is well endowed 9 inch and above WOW very w e.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i watched a dr telling people how to measure , it is along the top from tight against pubic bone to tip of helmet , the average was 6.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just to let you all know by the chat on here ! yippeeeee i am well endowed with a massive 7.5 . anyone above 8.5 i DONT need to know about them , lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"i watched a dr telling people how to measure , it is along the top from tight against pubic bone to tip of helmet , the average was 6.5"

Really *REALLY* tight against the pubic bone, yes?

ow...it won't stay hard when I dig myself in the bladder like that!

Call it 3 and a half.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" whos going to put on their profile "below average penis"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm confused - My 'member' when flacid is quite small but grows to 8.5 inches never measured girth (put it on my to do list) but I dont consider my self WE or VWE - I've been to parties when some of the men where huge & I felt totally inadequate.

Is it best then if someone is looking for WE or VWE men to state size on application lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is,like beauty,in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think is 6 is average, then 7 is WE. and add an extra V for every inch on top! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is,like beauty,in the eye of the beholder "

Surely that depends on perspective! Eye to Eye contact & what your holding!

haha

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

And on the topic of perspective . . . mine isn't small, it's just faaaaaaar away

But if it helps, from the FAB glossary of terms:

"VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."

Wonder how many profiles are being amended right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets face it if its long and skinny then i dont like it. would prefer short and fat at least I can feel it then. Sorry downside to having kids i suppose I prefer thick and average length to long and skinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never understood what makes someone WE or VWE etc either to me if it looks nice shag it it dont need a size label putting on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets face it if its long and skinny then i dont like it. would prefer short and fat at least I can feel it then. Sorry downside to having kids i suppose I prefer thick and average length to long and skinny"

Heres a question for you....

If everyones different why is it in childbirth all you ladies/mums have to reach 10cm's dilation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets face it if its long and skinny then i dont like it. would prefer short and fat at least I can feel it then. Sorry downside to having kids i suppose I prefer thick and average length to long and skinny

Heres a question for you....

If everyones different why is it in childbirth all you ladies/mums have to reach 10cm's dilation? "

its yout cervix that dilates normally its the size of a pin head a baby would never get thro that lol

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


""When does it become W/E or VWE??"

The first makes your eyes water, the second can cause brain damage !

LOL

Just to muddy the water a little more, I get different size erections, depending on the circumstances.... I wish i had measured and photo'd it but first time i had 3 some with ex wife(not ex at the time) and another girl I had the biggest hard on ever must been 8-9 inches and big girth too, however normally only about 6 inches....

hope it helps!!!!!! LOL

I'm guessing that was a joke "

Of course it was NOBODYS penis can change in size. Well obviously it can change in size between soft and hard but the lenght and girth can cannot change once you are hard/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i guess there really is no defining size for w/e etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's all relative, w/e is when you mutter "thank god" vwe is when you scream "holy hell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the site admin can make a downloadable chart, where guys can print it off take a photo of their cock on it & upload the photo to prove how well endowed (or not) the are

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Perhaps the site admin can make a downloadable chart, where guys can print it off take a photo of their cock on it & upload the photo to prove how well endowed (or not) the are "

I reckon the mods should check them

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"Perhaps the site admin can make a downloadable chart, where guys can print it off take a photo of their cock on it & upload the photo to prove how well endowed (or not) the are

I reckon the mods should check them "

Pervert...i have decided to stalk you today

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Perhaps the site admin can make a downloadable chart, where guys can print it off take a photo of their cock on it & upload the photo to prove how well endowed (or not) the are

I reckon the mods should check them

Pervert...i have decided to stalk you today "

oooooo lovely, I havn't had a stalker for a long while

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Well kitty hasnt been around much

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Everyone knows that this

-------is 6 inches-------

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Well kitty hasnt been around much "

no, she turned up and said come see my extensions, we all went and looked and then she buggered off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've Never taken a measuring tape to my cock & I have absolutely No intention, of Ever doing so!...

What can I say, I'm happy with it & the ladies love it so, that's good enough for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Howdy all, just a quickie, my hubby has 6.5" with a 5.5" girth, which we both feel does not sound massive,however after meeting various guys/mail from guys who claim to be WE or VWE they are often smaller than my hubby...so the question is...when does it become WE etc??? Do we class hubby as WE??? "

Its all down to Volkswagen. They are in charge ov V,s W,s and any such combination, well if it really matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i put my contacts in.lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"oooooo lovely, I havn't had an obvious stalker for a long while "

Edited for you...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Perhaps the site admin can make a downloadable chart, where guys can print it off take a photo of their cock on it & upload the photo to prove how well endowed (or not) the are "

*gets A5 paper out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 9" is VWE I don't ever want to be VWE. I'm not cutting 5" off my cock for nobody

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"oooooo lovely, I havn't had an obvious stalker for a long while

Edited for you..."

lol thats probably a good edit, I realised yesterday I have had one for a while and missed it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"oooooo lovely, I havn't had an obvious stalker for a long while

Edited for you...

lol thats probably a good edit, I realised yesterday I have had one for a while and missed it "

Subtle, aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Perhaps the site admin can make a downloadable chart, where guys can print it off take a photo of their cock on it & upload the photo to prove how well endowed (or not) the are

I reckon the mods should check them "

Nods enthusiastically and hunts for tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon its when you have to have your condoms made to measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we always find that if we measure from the driveway pete is vwe and if its just from the porch he is we

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By *arco_30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *arco_30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Also how do straight men know they're well endowed? How many erect penis have they seen to compare against?

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


""When does it become W/E or VWE??"

The first makes your eyes water, the second can cause brain damage !

LOL

Just to muddy the water a little more, I get different size erections, depending on the circumstances.... I wish i had measured and photo'd it but first time i had 3 some with ex wife(not ex at the time) and another girl I had the biggest hard on ever must been 8-9 inches and big girth too, however normally only about 6 inches....

hope it helps!!!!!! LOL

I'm guessing that was a joke

Of course it was NOBODYS penis can change in size. Well obviously it can change in size between soft and hard but the lenght and girth can cannot change once you are hard/ "

Sorry mate it happened - as I said wish i had proof, but was a little tied up with more interesting things at the time!!!

Do you not think i would like to be able to reproduce it again!

mind you, I haven't been able to reproduce my excitement since either....

maybe some connection there.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Also how do straight men know they're well endowed? How many erect penis have they seen to compare against? "

We watch porn. That tends to have the odd erection knocking about....

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