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By *lan43sum OP   Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Here's one for a wet Monday. Even if you hate maths give this some thought.

When we have sex the mans cock goes in and out by maybe a total of 8 inches per thrust. The average length of time spent shagging is maybe 7 minutes? If we make 30 thrusts per minute that means 240 inches of cock. Over 7 minutes that means 1680 inches of pussy pounding cock (or 140 feet)

For those of you who go on longer..just do the maths and you won't need a new boiler cos you'll be generating enough heat

Anyone else done their maths recently?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Someone clearly has way too much time on their hands lol

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By *lan43sum OP   Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Someone clearly has way too much time on their hands lol"

Awww don't you think I'll get many folk keeping count next time they are playing? lol. I was hoping to do some research as well.

What else is there to do on a cold wet Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never got beyond ...............

You + me - clothes / legs = fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never got beyond ...............

You + me - clothes / legs = fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never got beyond ...............

You + me - clothes / legs = fun

"

How are you doing it without legs? And why would you want to remove them?

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By *lan43sum OP   Man
over a year ago

Leicester

OK to wind this up to an even geekier height. Lets agree that the sex act needs 140 feet of cock and pussy interaction. So 3 times a week? 150 times a year for 50 years means finally 200 miles of sexy sliding. About the same as rubbing yourself all the way up the M6.

I promise I'm not getting off on these exciting numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am designing a 'cockometer (tm)' as we speak

Like a pedometer that measures walking

But this measures wanking

And, of course, other filthy business

It will have a vibrating feature and clit stim too

USB output and wifi to download to the 99p app for smartphones (android only as apple don't like filth it seems!)

Slips over yer cock

Turn on n turn on then slip in

Available in various colours n flavours

Monthly prize for greatest length

Just off to Kickstarter for mi funding

OP I'll give you a bung (monetary)

Ebay shop up soon

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