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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any of you go into overdrive preparing for a meet??

I even found myself cleaning out my fridge the other day in case he went in there to grab a drink??!! :')

also putting clean bedding on knowing it was gonna get soaked anyway?

the other day i.was gonnaclean out my car on my drive in case he looked in it hahaha...

Anyone else do crazythings in preperation for a meet? ) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure he won't be looking in your cold box when he knows he has a warm one waiting for him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure he won't be looking in your cold box when he knows he has a warm one waiting for him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sure he won't be looking in your cold box when he knows he has a warm one waiting for him lol "

Haha i know that all the stuff i dois pointless when i pounce on them coming thru door anyway lol...maybe i do it out of nervousness..

Ive got a meet at 4pm maybe i should go clean my garage out :''') xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I'm the same! Tidy the hall, living room, bathroom and bedrooms cos never know which one I'll use and my kitchen is tiny so try to keep them out of there! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you go into overdrive preparing for a meet??

I even found myself cleaning out my fridge the other day in case he went in there to grab a drink??!! :')

also putting clean bedding on knowing it was gonna get soaked anyway?

the other day i.was gonnaclean out my car on my drive in case he looked in it hahaha...

Anyone else do crazythings in preperation for a meet? ) xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha good! not just me then..mad tho..cz men are not at all interested in that lol;) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I prefer not to meet at home it's hassle enough preparing my self for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yup!! and an expensive hobby!! topping up tan..nails..lashes...new lingerie... jesusssss xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've cancelled a meet before as couldn't be arsed with all the housework and changing of bedding etc, would have been knackered before the actual meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure he won't be looking in your cold box when he knows he has a warm one waiting for him lol

Haha i know that all the stuff i dois pointless when i pounce on them coming thru door anyway lol...maybe i do it out of nervousness..

Ive got a meet at 4pm maybe i should go clean my garage out :''') xx"

If you have time you should then it could be your new playroom . I bet all the nerves just gush away when you get started lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I prefer not to meet at home it's hassle enough preparing my self for a meet "

Im with this.. I chose not to because of my family but if i was able to i wouldn't.. Just for this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cancelled a meet before as couldn't be arsed with all the housework and changing of bedding etc, would have been knackered before the actual meet "

Hate meeting at home for this exact reason..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lock the cats in the kitchen,put a cover over the hole in the sofa and put the kettle on

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I've cancelled a meet before as couldn't be arsed with all the housework and changing of bedding etc, would have been knackered before the actual meet "

Haha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick wipe of my fanny with a damp flannel. Brush the biscuit crumbs and bum hair off the bed sheets. Ready.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've cancelled a meet before as couldn't be arsed with all the housework and changing of bedding etc, would have been knackered before the actual meet

Haha me too "

Glad it's not just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't be bothered to shave my legs once so I put over the knee socks on

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I made the bed once…..

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

We have to entertain regularly, otherwise we never get the Dyson out!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Define unusual, as to some being a cd is unusual.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I like to ensure all working parts are well oiled and glitter free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha...this isn't jus a 'woman' thing. Am really bad for this too. Still...its a good excuse to rid those corners of them cobwebs eh ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup!! and an expensive hobby!! topping up tan..nails..lashes...new lingerie... jesusssss xx"

Fs add rope to the equation and it gets worse to prep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do go through the house if we have friends here - for the first visit anyway - id hate to think they saw the house as a filth hole - which it isnt im just a bit ocd like that - W says they havent come to see the floor/kitchen/bathroom/. stairs etc - well i think - you just never know where the fun might go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup!! and an expensive hobby!! topping up tan..nails..lashes...new lingerie... jesusssss xx"

It really is, I've just mentally done some sums of how much I spend on that stuff and it's scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup!! and an expensive hobby!! topping up tan..nails..lashes...new lingerie... jesusssss xx

It really is, I've just mentally done some sums of how much I spend on that stuff and it's scary! "

But oh so worth it

I have almost remembered to shave for meets. And that takes some effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick wipe of my fanny with a damp flannel. Brush the biscuit crumbs and bum hair off the bed sheets. Ready. "

you lady are just brilliant

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By *om DawnCouple
over a year ago

Medway


"Quick wipe of my fanny with a damp flannel. Brush the biscuit crumbs and bum hair off the bed sheets. Ready.

you lady are just brilliant "
o would add that to your profile it's the clincher !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have to entertain regularly, otherwise we never get the Dyson out!"

Pmsl - sounds familiar

Having people round definitely gives us the motivation to get the place spick n span...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pretty clean and tidy person day to day, but I still get the feather duster out when someone comes calling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a pretty clean and tidy person day to day, but I still get the feather duster out when someone comes calling"

Is that your kinky nature coming out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a pretty clean and tidy person day to day, but I still get the feather duster out when someone comes calling

Is that your kinky nature coming out? "

Me kinky never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just Iron me Balaclava n scrape the Knob Cheese off...Sorted

Sofistikatid Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't, just make sure I cleaned up my socks from last week under the bed lol

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By *outhbelMan
over a year ago

Near Carryduff

Could you not get a group of well hung men round before hand to do the housework naked like a naked ironing and vacuuming service.

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By *kexpat81Man
over a year ago

Aldgate

To be fair naught you do look a bit daft in a good way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cancelled a meet before as couldn't be arsed with all the housework and changing of bedding etc, would have been knackered before the actual meet

Haha me too

Glad it's not just me "

Yup...me too lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading through these I'm so glad I'm not alone on this one!

mind you like the sound of a naked kinky cleaner!

Bet I'd still clean up before he got here though pmsl !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was one time i never bothered to paint nails and change bedding or do anything to make the place look tiptop - why - because we had given this certain lady a couple of chances and we knew she would let us down ( she now deleted etc etc) - so we just got down and dirty together and made more mess

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

I usually find myslef dashing out to get in some coffee/sugar/vodka/ or whatever it is my 'guests' have declared they may like to drink!... I really should stock up !

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley


"I usually find myslef dashing out to get in some coffee/sugar/vodka/ or whatever it is my 'guests' have declared they may like to drink!... I really should stock up ! "

That's as in Coke Cola or pepsi btw !!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I had a shower before a meet once. I know crazy

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well, my bedroom has never looked so tidy. And the lillies smell lovely.

Any ladies needing an incentive to tidy their rooms? I will be round later...so get cracking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a messy person and generally tidy things away as i see them, bathroom is cleaned twice a week and bedding changed twice a week, floors done daily (car vacumed weekly) .... When i have a meet its only me i have to get ready and maybe put some beer in the fridge.. Not getting this at all lol do you all just live in mess until you arrange a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick wipe of my fanny with a damp flannel. Brush the biscuit crumbs and bum hair off the bed sheets. Ready. "

Lol I really did laugh out loud got some strange looks on the bus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a messy person and generally tidy things away as i see them, bathroom is cleaned twice a week and bedding changed twice a week, floors done daily (car vacumed weekly) .... When i have a meet its only me i have to get ready and maybe put some beer in the fridge.. Not getting this at all lol do you all just live in mess until you arrange a meet? "

im like that but always go over just in case - (not the car tho - effort to do once a week but it doesnt get messy)

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