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"Yes. I often try to load six or more bags of shopping in my car boot but it really isn't big enough..." And I bet you try to carry them all in the house at once to save you doing 2 trips like every other bloke in the world. | |||
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"Size does matter. Clearly if I pour a liter of water into a 500ml glass, it will overflow. " Not if you pour half in drink it then top it up again. There's always a way to ensure size doesn't matter. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol." I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. | |||
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"Size does matter. Clearly if I pour a liter of water into a 500ml glass, it will overflow. Not if you pour half in drink it then top it up again. There's always a way to ensure size doesn't matter. " Technique! | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. " YEs lol, no I am just a big fan of him | |||
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"Yes. I often try to load six or more bags of shopping in my car boot but it really isn't big enough... And I bet you try to carry them all in the house at once to save you doing 2 trips like every other bloke in the world. " Truth | |||
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"Definitely if its an ice cream... too small not worth it, too large melts before you eat it all and its a waste... And clearly matters if its a bra - nothing worse than the wrong size, or seeing ladies in the wrong size with 4 boobs etc " Women with four boobs!!! I struggle to decide which one to suck and nibble when I've only got 2 to choose from. Decisions decisions!! | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. " he wants his arse | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. YEs lol, no I am just a big fan of him " I would never of guessed lol | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse " Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. " lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part " Shag did you enjoy Van Damme movies like Timecop | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part Shag did you enjoy Van Damme movies like Timecop" YEs I liked that one to, one of my favs did you?. | |||
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"Definitely if its an ice cream... too small not worth it, too large melts before you eat it all and its a waste... And clearly matters if its a bra - nothing worse than the wrong size, or seeing ladies in the wrong size with 4 boobs etc Women with four boobs!!! I struggle to decide which one to suck and nibble when I've only got 2 to choose from. Decisions decisions!!" Oh its no decision at all - badly fitting bra and 4 boobs with the bulge over the top is just offputting... | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part " What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. " Cant remember what that one was called, do you? | |||
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"Definitely if its an ice cream... too small not worth it, too large melts before you eat it all and its a waste... And clearly matters if its a bra - nothing worse than the wrong size, or seeing ladies in the wrong size with 4 boobs etc Women with four boobs!!! I struggle to decide which one to suck and nibble when I've only got 2 to choose from. Decisions decisions!! Oh its no decision at all - badly fitting bra and 4 boobs with the bulge over the top is just offputting... " Better that than them tucking them in the waste band of there trousers though. | |||
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"Depends. It matters if it is very tiny or huge. Everything inbetween- not so much. If it is so small you can't tell it is in there what is the point of trying?" Its always the size of tye man that gets the blame lol. Can always do the windmill so you can feel it if it's small. Not you personally. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. Cant remember what that one was called, do you? " Double team I think out about 1998 and u call yourself a fan shame on you. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. Cant remember what that one was called, do you? Double team I think out about 1998 and u call yourself a fan shame on you. " I know lol cant remember all his films u know, but have you seen no retreat no surrender? that's a good one. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. Cant remember what that one was called, do you? Double team I think out about 1998 and u call yourself a fan shame on you. I know lol cant remember all his films u know, but have you seen no retreat no surrender? that's a good one." No I haven't I don't think so anyway. I don't think I've seen a van dam movie in the past 15 years. Lol. How has this thread turned from the size of dicks to the van dam appreciation club. Sorry for the take over. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. Cant remember what that one was called, do you? Double team I think out about 1998 and u call yourself a fan shame on you. I know lol cant remember all his films u know, but have you seen no retreat no surrender? that's a good one. No I haven't I don't think so anyway. I don't think I've seen a van dam movie in the past 15 years. Lol. How has this thread turned from the size of dicks to the van dam appreciation club. Sorry for the take over. " Its a good watch, recommend it, not sure how van dam took over this thread lol. | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. Cant remember what that one was called, do you? Double team I think out about 1998 and u call yourself a fan shame on you. I know lol cant remember all his films u know, but have you seen no retreat no surrender? that's a good one. No I haven't I don't think so anyway. I don't think I've seen a van dam movie in the past 15 years. Lol. How has this thread turned from the size of dicks to the van dam appreciation club. Sorry for the take over. Its a good watch, recommend it, not sure how van dam took over this thread lol." Could be cos he is a massive knob. Just an idea lol | |||
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"I rather have my show stopper 6pck like van dam than a big dick lol. I'm starting to worry for van dams safety with you. he wants his arse Well he already has his 6 pack I suppose one more body part won't hurt. lol and yes pretty easy to figure that one out why not maibe one more body part What's the van dam film called where he is in a prison thingy on an island where he cuts his thumb print off for the scanner machine and has to swim through the sea with later sensors. Cant remember what that one was called, do you? Double team I think out about 1998 and u call yourself a fan shame on you. I know lol cant remember all his films u know, but have you seen no retreat no surrender? that's a good one. No I haven't I don't think so anyway. I don't think I've seen a van dam movie in the past 15 years. Lol. How has this thread turned from the size of dicks to the van dam appreciation club. Sorry for the take over. Its a good watch, recommend it, not sure how van dam took over this thread lol. Could be cos he is a massive knob. Just an idea lol" YEs I think that's the reason to lol. | |||
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