FabSwingers.com forum: Committing Fabicide

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So... Firstly I (that's me, not you, not some bright spark down the pub not some uber popular fab forumer but ME), have invented the word Fabicide

FABICIDE

Line breaks: fab¦i|side

Pronunciation: /'fab-e-side

Adjective

To do something on fab swingers.com through either your profile, forum posting or status message that leads to the "death" of your online swinging potential

"smythofwords committed fabicide when he decided to post on his status message that he was bored with the same old pictures and profiles of the same old people in Devon"

So thinking of creative ways to commit fabicide.... aside from the whiny "single guy can't get a meet" ad-infinitum dull unimaginative posts and my profile are there any other inventive ways of committing this new verb?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

eek adjective (or maybe a verb and adjective, I shall expect the grammar police to cum on me)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... Firstly I (that's me, not you, not some bright spark down the pub not some uber popular fab forumer but ME), have invented the word Fabicide

FABICIDE

Line breaks: fab¦i|side

Pronunciation: /'fab-e-side

Adjective

To do something on fab swingers.com through either your profile, forum posting or status message that leads to the "death" of your online swinging potential

"smythofwords committed fabicide when he decided to post on his status message that he was bored with the same old pictures and profiles of the same old people in Devon"

"I hope this dose of clap clears up in time for my next bareback gang bang. I was itching like buggery during yesterday's one"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Marmite committed fabicide on Sunday the 21st of September 2014 rest in pieces Mr Marmite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Mr Marmite committed fabicide on Sunday the 21st of September 2014 rest in pieces Mr Marmite""

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well, I'm not feeling suicidal today, but I applaud the smithery, good word!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

When single guy posts "where are all the fit women? This site's full of fat munters who think they're curvy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are all the women here so far up their own arses it looks like a load of fleshy doughnuts? I send out decent messages asking to kick their back doors in but never get a reply. Frigid bitches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mourn as temptingdevil and justjodie swell the ranks of the fallen, rest until you dream up new profiles and secure new pics"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mourn as temptingdevil and justjodie swell the ranks of the fallen, rest until you dream up new profiles and secure new pics""

To be fair, Tempting Devil was a pariah to begin with as she's half man, half woman, all sex fiend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update: I'm bored,anyone wanna cum help me unload?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands off! He's mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brief though her time was, bow head for banana cake; whisper one last soliloquy and watch the charred leaf down stream float"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update "Shagged *username* last night, bloody shit it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"liddy28 and thepudn foolish but brave, remember them and their folly, a lesson to us all"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake"

Smells like fish,tastes like chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake

Smells like fish,tastes like chicken

Depends on the girl xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabicide

When a single guy says going to have a friends cull message me in 24hrs if want to stay friends. And no one replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pregnantsex leapt from the pillar of common sense and dashed himself oo'er the rocks of cheap comedy, such a shame, such a waste, press palms together and leave thought for a foolhardy soldier of swing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"justme. ... and now it is, upon a pyre burnt his last words to the fab faithful and ignited in ignominy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake

Smells like fish,tastes like chicken

Did someone say chicken. I'm in!

...wonder if salmonella is an STI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake

Smells like fish,tastes like chicken

Depends on the girl xD"

It's from a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake

Smells like fish,tastes like chicken

Did someone say chicken. I'm in!

...wonder if salmonella is an STI.

Do you really want to find out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a thread topic, why do all women's gash stink like grimsby docks, get a wash for fuck sake

Smells like fish,tastes like chicken

Did someone say chicken. I'm in!

...wonder if salmonella is an STI.

Do you really want to find out??

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By *itzWoman
over a year ago

south wales

Girls who cant squirt/gush - form an orderly cue. I am an expert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status update "Shagged *username* last night, bloody shit it was"
that would be Steve

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

You will never see me commit fabicide, as I could not live without all the tarts on here that will shag for the price of a cuppa.

Just off to start a series of look at me threads. First one entitled 'Does looking at my cock pic make your knickers sop ?'

Guaranteed to pull in clunge, that one

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You will never see me commit fabicide, as I could not live without all the tarts on here that will shag for the price of a cuppa.

Just off to start a series of look at me threads. First one entitled 'Does looking at my cock pic make your knickers sop ?'

Guaranteed to pull in clunge, that one

Impressive.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The drum rolls; the call is made the following members, no longer laid; popeye69; _itz; belle4u; nonewwinks. A statue in their honour lies flaccid in the barren garden of the lost"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am amongst honoured company there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind smythofwords i am in the process of committing fabicide I'll let you know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this game, can I have another go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear rockinluv has suffocated himself in the black bin bag of misadventure, he is mourned most by his leather gloves and collection of cable ties, peace"

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Mourn as temptingdevil and justjodie swell the ranks of the fallen, rest until you dream up new profiles and secure new pics"

To be fair, Tempting Devil was a pariah to begin with as she's half man, half woman, all sex fiend

Oi you!!!

I had tbat chopped off. I'm a real girl now.

And the proof is on the mantelpiece in a jar of formaldehyde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have just tried to commit fabicide with our status and last photo !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

forget "fabicide"...

I just want to see a top quality "flounce"!!! haven't seen one of them in ages!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have just tried to commit fabicide with our status and last photo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its my birthday and no one has even thought to have offered me so much as a birthday blowjob. That's it! I'm leaving the site as soon as my subscription expires

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"raise glass in cheer for Gloswingers; for of all the hurried rushing fools, status messaging their doom their destination brings more play; swinging from beyond the grave"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ah dear Mr Marmite; a serial fabicidal maniac; a padded cell to get well, poor brother Marmite spreads himself too thin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Committing Fabicide by 'Status':

'Sorry guys, out of action again. Period has arrived, so heavy, having to double up my extra super tampons'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor ladynightingale's muffled song sounds so forlorn with beak full of expanded tampon, another turns to dust"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey laydees, They call me Mr Marmite as I cum in a jar and taste yeasty. So spread your legs and I'll spread myself all over.

Exits stage left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare to be fisticled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another falls with his hand in the honey jar which turned into a trap, mysteriousguy has pledged his fist and sits alone to fap"

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

"You will never see me commit fabicide, as I could not live without all the tarts on here that will shag for the price of a cuppa.

Just off to start a series of look at me threads. First one entitled 'Does looking at my cock pic make your knickers sop ?'

Guaranteed to pull in clunge, that one

"
lolol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Fabicide by status...

Good news, my minge scabs have healed, and the green discharge has gone for now, drowned in a sea of super heavy, clotted period blood... 4 super tampons in my clunge at once, who is up for going down? Will offer anal for a clit licking!

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By *lirty Rachel CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Yarm

Feckwitty casually announced that he thought the chat room he was in was a bit cliquey!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why hasn't no one 'liked' my cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Three more depart this swinging coil, hand in hand they fell, weep for their souls are fleeting only lingering acrid smell; rise up _adybee77; rise up feckwitty; rise up _eddonistik; lost to us you are"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabicide status: "Never worry about the scabs, just pick them off off and eat them. They're really quite chewy, and as a bonus you can was them down with the genital discharge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabicide status: "Never worry about the scabs, just pick them off off and eat them. They're really quite chewy, and as a bonus you can was them down with the genital discharge"

Bit sick now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got nothing witty to add to this thread other than pure hilarity.....I've not laughed so much in weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

photographer:no pics on profile wants to meet.will hand over memory card.

never goes down very well

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Apparently a bird in the bush isn't better than one on the hand... Or so the local constabulary advised. Can't wait for the restraining order to be lifted, and allowed off curfew... All over one small bunny too

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Status of a "New Woman":

... "im a man i fucked up it wont let me change back".

Cheers ironbardick, you made my night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update, just got the results back from the docs, should be Chlamydia free soon. Prefer guys who prefer bareback, any takers, cos I love to give ?Share the love and all that

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

some guy in a chat room a few days ago posted 'wow this room is full of munters tonight'

RiP that guys ability to get a meet with anyone with a memory from that room. pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As the bugle boy plays reveile and wakes us from our beds; 4 more body bags are piled up outside, it's time to mourn our dead, Wantonlad; Keenfucktographer; Domcoyote; beanlayedcandypuss. All fell overnight, now remove their soulless carcases and briefly mourn their plight"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"forget "fabicide"...

I just want to see a top quality "flounce"!!! haven't seen one of them in ages!!

Last time I did a proper flounce I twisted my ankle, fell headfirst and knocked my two front teeth out. Flouncing is not worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forget "fabicide"...

I just want to see a top quality "flounce"!!! haven't seen one of them in ages!!

Oh Fabio, you could have just said "I own a Prius"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Fabicide less painful than suicide?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Fabicide less painful than suicide? "

Physically yes, but the reputation pain is deadened by a thick skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Fabicide less painful than suicide?

Physically yes, but the reputation pain is deadened by a thick skin "

True it is

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i m just so old maybe i should be euthanased.. fucked to death .. any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep - happens most times when I tell people that I'm married!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"olovingman and flirtyguy; have thrown the towel and said goodbye, off this fabswing coil they slide; two more victims; fabicide"

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By *om8420Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

"So... Firstly I (that's me, not you, not some bright spark down the pub not some uber popular fab forumer but ME), have invented the word Fabicide

FABICIDE

Line breaks: fab¦i|side

Pronunciation: /'fab-e-side

Adjective

To do something on fab swingers.com through either your profile, forum posting or status message that leads to the "death" of your online swinging potential

"smythofwords committed fabicide when he decided to post on his status message that he was bored with the same old pictures and profiles of the same old people in Devon"

The pedant in me says Fabicide is a noun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a verb and noun. but it's only words eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 23:10:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update: My therapist says I am ready to be reintroduced to society now. Interested in meeting BDSM enthusiasts.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"The pedant in me says Fabicide is a noun".

Well, thank him for his input but make sure he wears a condom next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single male update with no veris that says "I am picky and I have standards and morals. If you fuck loads of others; do one! If the ones you have seen have fucked loads of others; do one!"

Place the insult everyone gun at head and pull trigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just came back fro a great meet fortunately wife doesn't suspect a thing"

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