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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok one for the ladys whats the most strangeist thing you have had inside you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok one for the ladys whats the most strangeist thing you have had inside you? "

Non-erotic: the ridiculously long cotton bud they use for STI testing

Erotic: the bed-post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

bed post???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bed post??? "

Yes, to try and spare details we have an oak bed with rounded bedposts, blanket box at the end of the bed... one foot on box, one on mattress and down we go. Mr loved it, as did I, though he wasn't the one who couldnt walk!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"ok one for the ladys whats the most strangeist thing you have had inside you? "

Surely this should include the guys as well....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

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By *weetieCouple
over a year ago

hayes, middx

Is that why chewing gum loses its flavor overnight ? Not enough bedpost bonking.

OK you gotta be a certain age to get that one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bed post???

Yes, to try and spare details we have an oak bed with rounded bedposts, blanket box at the end of the bed... one foot on box, one on mattress and down we go. Mr loved it, as did I, though he wasn't the one who couldnt walk! "

would of liket to see that,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok one for the ladys whats the most strangeist thing you have had inside you?

Surely this should include the guys as well.... "

if thay like!! y what have you put up a guy???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday "

ok guess that counts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if thay like!! y what have you put up a guy???

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does sharing count? a 14" dbl ender...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

ok guess that counts... "
course it counts it was inside me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if thay like!! y what have you put up a guy???

does sharing count? a 14" dbl ender..."

could be fun i guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

ok guess that counts... course it counts it was inside me "

ok how could i argue with them eyes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

ok guess that counts... course it counts it was inside me

ok how could i argue with them eyes"
Many have tried and failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday "

Knowing you probably on purpose xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

Knowing you probably on purpose xx "
What are you trying to say mister? huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye of newt and toe of frog

Make BB have cock like log xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

ok guess that counts... course it counts it was inside me "

did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? that wiggled and tickled inside you?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Eye of newt and toe of frog

Make BB have cock like log xx "
he doesnt need a spell .....trust me lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

ok guess that counts... course it counts it was inside me

did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? that wiggled and tickled inside you? "
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i was walking along and i had me gob open as usual and vroooooooooooooom there it was and it was gone in a flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye of newt and toe of frog

Make BB have cock like log xx he doesnt need a spell .....trust me lmao "

I know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

ok guess that counts... course it counts it was inside me

did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? that wiggled and tickled inside you? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i was walking along and i had me gob open as usual and vroooooooooooooom there it was and it was gone in a flash "

A blow job on the move? You have a lucky man xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Eye of newt and toe of frog

Make BB have cock like log xx he doesnt need a spell .....trust me lmao

I know xx "
Teeeheeeee

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday "

I know someone who swallowed a fly.......you could make a song with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday

I know someone who swallowed a fly.......you could make a song with him."

Tell ya what Ruby girl come make a song on with me lol xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Can you sing? cos I am tone deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger, much younger I had heard that ice was supposed to heighten the experience, so.....

I pushed a Mr freeze up my then girlfriend she wasn't best pleased.

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

knitting needle. I was only young but it did the job! (IT was a big un not a tiny spike)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

ouch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl who was caught masturbating with a pool cue whilst sitting on her dads pool table, her brothers loved to tell everyone about the day they walked in to see their big sister doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao"

ooo go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao"

Tell ya what, change your avatar pic to a silhouette then tell us, we'll never guess it's you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao

ooo go on "

lol its quite bad and i know im going to get a slating for it but.........

was meeting this guy at the weekend and i was in work one a few night b4 the meet and we was texting, getting a bit flirty etc, as u do, and he asked me to send him a rude pic, so i was walking round thinking what i could possibly do at work, i worked night in supermarket at the time, well i still do but i dont work the shop floor anymore, anyway i walked past the veg and noticed the cucumbers so i picked one up and took it to the loo, use your imagination, then took a pic and sent it, after wards i washed it and put it back lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dirty bitch me likes though!!

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

after wards i washed it and put it back lmao DISGUSTING. I pity the peson o family that bought it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after wards i washed it and put it back lmao

DISGUSTING. I pity the peson o family that bought it."

ok i knew i was going to get slated and ive left myself wide open for it but have you never bought cucumbers from a super market b4? they shrunk wrapped in plastic you cant get ya knife thro never mind anything else

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By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar


"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao

ooo go on

lol its quite bad and i know im going to get a slating for it but.........

was meeting this guy at the weekend and i was in work one a few night b4 the meet and we was texting, getting a bit flirty etc, as u do, and he asked me to send him a rude pic, so i was walking round thinking what i could possibly do at work, i worked night in supermarket at the time, well i still do but i dont work the shop floor anymore, anyway i walked past the veg and noticed the cucumbers so i picked one up and took it to the loo, use your imagination, then took a pic and sent it, after wards i washed it and put it back lmao "

Sod the slating. Fucking bravo! You go girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after wards i washed it and put it back lmao

DISGUSTING. I pity the peson o family that bought it."

My thoughts exactly: really, really NASTY!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

going to sniff all the veg when i do my shopping today

new meaning to get 5 veg in you each day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao

ooo go on

lol its quite bad and i know im going to get a slating for it but.........

was meeting this guy at the weekend and i was in work one a few night b4 the meet and we was texting, getting a bit flirty etc, as u do, and he asked me to send him a rude pic, so i was walking round thinking what i could possibly do at work, i worked night in supermarket at the time, well i still do but i dont work the shop floor anymore, anyway i walked past the veg and noticed the cucumbers so i picked one up and took it to the loo, use your imagination, then took a pic and sent it, after wards i washed it and put it back lmao "

LOL that's a belter of a story

Brilliant.

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