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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a cum bucket myself to practise in lol

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

If getting blocked grinds your gears so much, maybe the site isn't for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you're not looking to meet any women then??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "
I think you have a couple of valid points there.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

if rejection causes so much angst is this aspect for 'you'..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rampant block buttons will save him from being labelled a timewaster

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. I think you have a couple of valid points there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, I can't see this ending well for you OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

I don't normally walk and take it at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no spunk bucket mister!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. I think you have a couple of valid points there. "

agreed however the title sort of makes one think, 'wow' any need for that description..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting blocked can be fun. it also saves time. if they wanna block then they aint for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

All the men are just lovely though.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. I think you have a couple of valid points there.

agreed however the title sort of makes one think, 'wow' any need for that description.."
Nowt like being blunt, however it does not win friends and influence people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why differentiate? Fab has a mix of people, so I dare say there are a lot of egotistical, female, males and couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

so if you know its a nasty title then why put it????!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So from an earlier thread all arrogant people have already left, could all time wasters please form an orderly queue at the exit, along with all women who don't wish to meet the OP...

Place is going to get a bit empty

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

We have the winner for thread of the week and it's only Monday!

Well played sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have the winner for thread of the week and it's only Monday!

Well played sir! "

Hey my little Funky he doesn't know rants are reserved for Thursday's

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form and a radical revision of the number of Christmas cards being sent this year.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form and a radical revision of the number of Christmas cards being sent this year. "

Thank god you were here Tina.

Ehm, thanks for the lovely thread title.

As an egotistical walking spunk bucket, feel free to block me. Its not ego to not fancy meeting you - personal preference, chemistry etc etc... good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of people only meeting when there is chemistry involved etc, but come on. You all know what I mean. At some point, we have had contact with people who are so far up their own arse that they become a wheel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of people only meeting when there is chemistry involved etc, but come on. You all know what I mean. At some point, we have had contact with people who are so far up their own arse that they become a wheel! "

Then block them and move on, find someone you don't think is like that

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Sorry but I am still struggling to understand why a delusional lady...caused by the documented excess of men...should be referred to as Spunk Buckets.

Derogatory name calling is surely only niche on the play ground ? Here we use more passive-aggressive techniques to castigate others.

But I digress.

I would have to wonder if the deluge of spunk dispensers are not doing themselves an injustice by chasing those that are suffering from Fabophrenia. Keep your self respect instead.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

So do you want a shag or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the title

There should be one for men too

The desparation of walking dildos

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By *uicyfruit3Man
over a year ago

portsmouth

Is that the new terminology for one of these life-size dolls that you can get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this title

And I agree with the op x

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you managed to dump your spunk in any buckets from here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww bless

And they say the art of Romance is dead

Dildo Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why differentiate? Fab has a mix of people, so I dare say there are a lot of egotistical, female, males and couples. "

I'm an egotistical Tgirl. Hell I don't even know what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

I always wonder why people write posts like this. Do you honestly think that referring to women as spunk buckets will improve your chances of getting a meet? And have you ever considered that they are not being egotistical, that maybe, just maybe you're not their cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you managed to dump your spunk in any buckets from here? "

But there's a hole in my bucket Dear Liza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if you can actually fill a bucket with spunk?

Okay. Maths question for all you smart arses.

How many men does it take to fill a bucket with spunk for it to count as a spunk bucket?

Discuss. (12 Marks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if you can actually fill a bucket with spunk?

Okay. Maths question for all you smart arses.

How many men does it take to fill a bucket with spunk for it to count as a spunk bucket?

Discuss. (12 Marks)"

Depends on how much they spunk - if they are average or not!

And if they repeat or not!

Too many variables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if you can actually fill a bucket with spunk?

Okay. Maths question for all you smart arses.

How many men does it take to fill a bucket with spunk for it to count as a spunk bucket?

Discuss. (12 Marks)"

Just looked up buckets and they appear to be 15 Litres given that the average output of semen is somewhere between 5ml and 10ml that would be 2000 men at 7.5ml each..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if you can actually fill a bucket with spunk?

Okay. Maths question for all you smart arses.

How many men does it take to fill a bucket with spunk for it to count as a spunk bucket?

Discuss. (12 Marks)

Just looked up buckets and they appear to be 15 Litres given that the average output of semen is somewhere between 5ml and 10ml that would be 2000 men at 7.5ml each.. "

You have to show your working out and give your answers for full marks.

A good start. Needs completing.

I'm in the teaching mood today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if you can actually fill a bucket with spunk?

Okay. Maths question for all you smart arses.

How many men does it take to fill a bucket with spunk for it to count as a spunk bucket?

Discuss. (12 Marks)

Just looked up buckets and they appear to be 15 Litres given that the average output of semen is somewhere between 5ml and 10ml that would be 2000 men at 7.5ml each..

You have to show your working out and give your answers for full marks.

A good start. Needs completing.

I'm in the teaching mood today

"

Ahem as I said you've not set the question very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

Gosh - don't you just love these egotistical rants from guys who hide behind a silhouette.....

Well, I shall now proudly proclaim myself a slutty spunk bucket and caress the Block button....

Have a good day, won't you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to show your working out and give your answers for full marks.

A good start. Needs completing.

I'm in the teaching mood today

"

1 Litre = 1000ml, 15 Litres = 15000ml 15000, 7.5 = 2000 now can I have my points... I need them for the thing....

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Are all walking spunk buckets forming an orderly queue for this guy? Where is the end, I'd love to join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone? "

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk buckets?

That reminds me of a saying 'a slag is a woman who'll have sex with anyone, a bitch is a woman who'll have sex with anyone but you'.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Have you managed to dump your spunk in any buckets from here?

But there's a hole in my bucket Dear Liza! "

Well fix it Dear Henry!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I suspect that finding women aren't queuing up eagerly to be used as spunk receptacles for all and sundry is likely to have prompted this post, which makes the title quite entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in! "

Who you nominating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating? "

You to fill it entirely haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I saw a video, one girl was being a spunk bucket to 50 guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

Your attitude towards women is quite disturbing

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating? "

Thanks! ! You're avatar just made me literally snort my coffee while having a sneaky peek in here..*colleagues looking at me very strangely*lol

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

Your attitude towards women is quite disturbing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

You to fill it entirely haha "

Haha I might need some assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in! "
I am in to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk buckets?

That reminds me of a saying 'a slag is a woman who'll have sex with anyone, a bitch is a woman who'll have sex with anyone but you'."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in! I am in to "

Aye up it's in out and shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

or roughly translated as 'boo wah - nobody wants to meet me' from a charm school drop out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do spunk buckets wear big knickers to catch the fallout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

Thanks! ! You're avatar just made me literally snort my coffee while having a sneaky peek in here..*colleagues looking at me very strangely*lol"

Just tell them it's Gonzo with a suntan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

Your attitude towards women is quite disturbing"

I think that is a little bit harsh - everyone lets off steam once in a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

You to fill it entirely haha

Haha I might need some assistance"

What type of assistance?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

Thanks! ! You're avatar just made me literally snort my coffee while having a sneaky peek in here..*colleagues looking at me very strangely*lol

Just tell them it's Gonzo with a suntan"

they think I'm sensible lol.... If only they knew!

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Any assistance from you julie would be more than welcome.

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

Bad day at the office dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

You to fill it entirely haha

Haha I might need some assistance

What type of assistance? "

Well my arm might start to ache. So if anyone can lend a hand Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

Thanks! ! You're avatar just made me literally snort my coffee while having a sneaky peek in here..*colleagues looking at me very strangely*lol

Just tell them it's Gonzo with a suntan

they think I'm sensible lol.... If only they knew! "

Well it was harder to do miss piggy

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"We have the winner for thread of the week and it's only Monday!

Well played sir! "

This is gonna be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

You to fill it entirely haha

Haha I might need some assistance

What type of assistance?

Well my arm might start to ache. So if anyone can lend a hand Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any assistance from you julie would be more than welcome. "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

Thanks! ! You're avatar just made me literally snort my coffee while having a sneaky peek in here..*colleagues looking at me very strangely*lol

Just tell them it's Gonzo with a suntan

they think I'm sensible lol.... If only they knew!

Well it was harder to do miss piggy "

lmao... You can do others? ?? I bet you could do a great clanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time owasters. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. I think you have a couple of valid points there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very rude. If you're not taking things well here, then I believe you're on the wrong site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think the OP will be making a spunk deposit in any women on this thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone?

Count me in!

Who you nominating?

Thanks! ! You're avatar just made me literally snort my coffee while having a sneaky peek in here..*colleagues looking at me very strangely*lol

Just tell them it's Gonzo with a suntan

they think I'm sensible lol.... If only they knew!

Well it was harder to do miss piggy

lmao... You can do others? ?? I bet you could do a great clanger "

I'll see what I can do x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I tend to say no to the majority of random fancy a fuck requests since I don't want mine turning into a bucket. I think self preservation more than ego as the motivating factor. Plus there would be no spunk involved since I don't bareback. I consider myself an abject failure on both the spunk and bucket fronts; maybe I need to give up having a life outside Fab and say yes to anyone who asks in future rather than only fucking people I actually fancy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm.

The title of this thread might give a clue as to perhaps why you are having such little success at present.

It is extremely disrespectful, and, quite frankly, if this is how you _iew women, then I am not in the least bit surprised.

Having taken a glance at your profile, I can see a number of reasons why you're also getting nowhere.

And you've only been here 2 months.

Most guys don't get their first meet until they've been here for around 6 months.

You at least appear to have had 2 meets already in your very brief time here.

Your current status is off-putting and most women are going to be wanting to see a profile that has pictures on display.

You need to consider that for every woman on fab, there are around 100 men all trying to get her attention.

At the moment you are standing out for all the wrong reasons.

As some have said before, perhaps you should consider changing your approach or changing your expectations.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. I think you have a couple of valid points there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have the winner for thread of the week and it's only Monday!

Well played sir! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

Oh yeah there are defo a lot of FAB princesses on here all right

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Do spunk buckets wear big knickers to catch the fallout?"

Yes. But first they use a funnel, fitted to one of those big collars you get from the Vets to fill themselves reet up with gallons and gallons of jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think the OP will be making a spunk deposit in any women on this thread now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I love this thread title!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but I am still struggling to understand why a delusional lady...caused by the documented excess of men...should be referred to as Spunk Buckets.

Derogatory name calling is surely only niche on the play ground ? Here we use more passive-aggressive techniques to castigate others.

But I digress.

I would have to wonder if the deluge of spunk dispensers are not doing themselves an injustice by chasing those that are suffering from Fabophrenia. Keep your self respect instead.

Just saying "

Good one

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

Oh yeah there are defo a lot of FAB princesses on here all right "

Of both sexes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x"

Kudos for the apology. As terrible as I thought your original post was, it is rare to see a sincere apology in the forum posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x

Kudos for the apology. As terrible as I thought your original post was, it is rare to see a sincere apology in the forum posts. "

Yes very rare to see a sincere apology on here.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x"
Well you made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes xWell you made me giggle. "

Sincere my Ass you set of fools!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form and a radical revision of the number of Christmas cards being sent this year.

Thank god you were here Tina.

Ehm, thanks for the lovely thread title.

As an egotistical walking spunk bucket, feel free to block me. Its not ego to not fancy meeting you - personal preference, chemistry etc etc... good luck OP"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes xWell you made me giggle.

Sincere my Ass you set of fools! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x"

Maybe think before you type next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x"

No worse than steam that some blow off in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x"

Well done you and don't worry too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

Says another future UNLOS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at least you had the balls to apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many sensitive peeps in here, lighten up FFS. You set of miserable CUM DUMPSTERS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of cum buckets. A fella I played rugby with is a policeman. They raided the house of a guy suspected of sexual offences and a female colleague accidentally kicked over minature hero's tin and loads of liquid went all over the carpet. Turned out the guy was wanking into it and saving it!!

Just saying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm no spunk bucket mister!

"

Actually made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw op thanks for starting one of the most entertaining threads I've seen on here for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum bucket? Pah, I'm a veritable cum dustbin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh you said sorry i was just about to get the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x"

I'm offended that you are only apologising to lovely and openly honest women! What about us horrible lying old hags with no dignity whatsoever, huh???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all women on here that are lovely and openly honest whilst having some dignity. I have none on this post. So I'm sorry. I was blowing off a little steam. I love all women, of all shapes and sizes x

I'm offended that you are only apologising to lovely and openly honest women! What about us horrible lying old hags with no dignity whatsoever, huh??? "

You can carry on as before getting your bucket filled with spunk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk bucket challenge anyone? "

Oh please, please, please take that one to Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or cum and piss !

The best bit is when married cheating couples have a go at me on here as I'm 'too young, too slutty, what would my parents think'... But here they are, old fat married with kids... On a sex site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum bucket? Pah, I'm a veritable cum dustbin. "

Get outta here, really?

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

This from a guy with no public photos and only 2 verifications both of which aren't shown so they could well be negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

This from a guy with no public photos and only 2 verifications both of which aren't shown so they could well be negative "

Read the thread ! He had pictures and veri's shown when he posted! Don't jump to conclusions!!!

J

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

This from a guy with no public photos and only 2 verifications both of which aren't shown so they could well be negative

Read the thread ! He had pictures and veri's shown when he posted! Don't jump to conclusions!!!

J "

I couldn't face reading every post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

This from a guy with no public photos and only 2 verifications both of which aren't shown so they could well be negative

Read the thread ! He had pictures and veri's shown when he posted! Don't jump to conclusions!!!

J

I couldn't face reading every post"

Well if so don't just wade in with assumptions

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

This from a guy with no public photos and only 2 verifications both of which aren't shown so they could well be negative

Read the thread ! He had pictures and veri's shown when he posted! Don't jump to conclusions!!!

J

I couldn't face reading every post

Well if so don't just wade in with assumptions "

It was an obvious arsehole post I merely skimmed them. To be honest though I thought I had posted it earlier on when there were far less on the thread and I had thought I'd read it correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters.

This from a guy with no public photos and only 2 verifications both of which aren't shown so they could well be negative

Read the thread ! He had pictures and veri's shown when he posted! Don't jump to conclusions!!!

J

I couldn't face reading every post

Well if so don't just wade in with assumptions

It was an obvious arsehole post I merely skimmed them. To be honest though I thought I had posted it earlier on when there were far less on the thread and I had thought I'd read it correctly. "

Aha if a woman had posted re men and a complaint to their egos, reactions would have been different.

As I said above people let off steam and I think he's done well to not react and also apologise....

Forums are for everyone and their opinions .... But really no one needs to be slated or hung, drawn and quartered.

J

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

You have been away a while. Its like the Spanish Inquisition round here.

One of the reasons I drink less now is so that I dont d*unk post and end up exiled to mumsnet for the forseeable.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You have been away a while. Its like the Spanish Inquisition round here.

One of the reasons I drink less now is so that I dont d*unk post and end up exiled to mumsnet for the forseeable....."
Perish the thought

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Indeed.....although I do enjoy it there, they tend not to like FAF threads

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By *layingkitty69Woman
over a year ago

DONCASTER

[Removed by poster at 16/09/14 00:29:04]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do I delete this thread? Lol

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By *layingkitty69Woman
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "
. Take a jumped up egotistical man too know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I delete this thread? Lol"

Its the same as walking buckets. It can't be done.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

OP.. Have you got a ( spunk ) bucket list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this not about channel 4's latest documentary then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I know, it is a nasty subject title, but seriously, we are all adults looking for a laugh, a social bit of fun and sexy times, but..........the level of jumped up egotistical women on here is unreal!

It ruins what is otherwise a nice site, minus the time wasters. "

I thought it was a woman talking about men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or cum and piss !

The best bit is when married cheating couples have a go at me on here as I'm 'too young, too slutty, what would my parents think'... But here they are, old fat married with kids... On a sex site!"

old, fat and married with kids, on a sex site. that's shocking how very dare they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this has been a fun read

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Think everyone is misinterpreting the OP.

I assume it was a typo, and he misspelled Eco...it's a well known horticultural fact that spunk is a welcome addition to any compost bin...the protein acts as a catalyst breaking down fibres.

Safe sex means condoms, and disposal of ...how much more ecologically sound it is than to keep a bucket into which you can decant the condoms contents....after, say a month, there should be enough spunk to add to the compost bin that has sufficient catalytic properties.

Without wishing to be a cheapskate, the bucket doesn't have to be expensive ..Wilkinsons have a very reasonable range.

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