FabSwingers.com forum: You know your spending too much time on Fab, when.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.

I'll start off with..

...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.

(Easy mistake to make)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

When you are off work with FFRSI (Fab Finger Repetitive Strain Injury)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when you have read a 'do women like bi guys' thread for the 1000000th time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.

I'll start off with..

...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.

(Easy mistake to make)"

Genuine lol!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When you catch yourself saying to a new member of staff 'kiss, fuck, avoid?'

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when the output from a breeders thread pops up in the introduction forum...

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

When you reply to a work meeting invite with sorry we only meet bi guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When your looking at buying a new bed, and you've decided you must have the 'Super king size'

(I live on my own!)

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

When an old friend and partner show up for an ad hoc coffee and you can't stop wondering if they would be getting naked...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your boss clocks you, checking your phone rather too frequently, with a grin on your face. (Whoops)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When.. you comment on every thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

your name is the latest post on all the threads

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when the MILF you fuck becomes the GGILF you fuck slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)"

I winked at someone the other day, as we approached each other down a narrow corridor.

she spread her arms out wide, so I couldn't get passed. Yes, she 'blocked' me.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)

I winked at someone the other day, as we approached each other down a narrow corridor.

she spread her arms out wide, so I couldn't get passed. Yes, she 'blocked' me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you giggle if someone mentions the word fab,bbc or three some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find yourself winking at people in Sainsbury!! (other supermarkets are also available)

I winked at someone the other day, as we approached each other down a narrow corridor.

she spread her arms out wide, so I couldn't get passed. Yes, she 'blocked' me."
lol

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

When your bum gets sore from sitting down too much or it's nearly lunch time before you get out of bed after reading every new thread.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

When you're

but

to get invited to FFM with work colleagues. Then

When you realise the timing is First Friday of the Month and it's not the meeting u thought.

if u turn up in your NSFW clothes

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

You can't login on your works computer and realise you've put in your FAB password...... again!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.

I'll start off with..

...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.

(Easy mistake to make)"

When you haven't seen the sun for 72 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...it's approaching 7am and you haven't slept yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can be factual, or made up for a giggle.

I'll start off with..

...Your first day in your new job, at a health and beauty spa, ends with you getting the sack, after a customer requests a facial.

(Easy mistake to make)"

Youve burnt the 'FabSwingers' header permenantly on your screen letting everyone know your a perv even when its turned off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you check your diary and realise you will move heaven and earth to make sure appointments don't clash with your club visits, and out of character snapping at people who say do it such a day, you've got nothing else on!

True story - and a plug as I have a launch day at Townhouse club on the 29th 10.30am for Milf Monday!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

My 70 year old mum informed me the other day that she 'preferred bbc'......had to stop myself from grinning....then she went on to explain that it was because bbc has no adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've got 100 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When watching the number of random friendship requester's increase is far more exciting than hanging around with real friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you giggle if someone mentions the word fab,bbc or three some

I'm guilty of giggling at the use of the word fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yo go to go on facebook but you type fab swingers instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you see corsets on the washing line and think swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... your first action of the day is to check the updates on fab

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

When you know the next guy who asks for profile advice will ignore the advice just like all the other guys who have asked before him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When.. you comment on every thread lol

too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you cant help but wonder that every female or couple you come across are also swingers? Rationalising in your head that it perfectly normal asking them if they're also on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you have read a 'do women like bi guys' thread for the 1000000th time."

When you reply to a 'do women like bi guys' thread for the 1000000th time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman actually says she will meet up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

& it still gets me nowhere, weep:weep, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you giggle if someone mentions the word fab,bbc or three some

Yes! Me too. Plus I can't helping smiling at Dorothy Perkins bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story... one of my students answered the following question: "What does asl stands for when the lighthouse is located 50m asl" with "age, sex, location"... Of course, the correct answer was "above sea level"... How many of you would have that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You switch channels to watch 4 in a bed and are disappointed when everyone's still got their clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you giggle if someone mentions the word fab,bbc or three some

Yes! Me too. Plus I can't helping smiling at Dorothy Perkins bags. "

Lol, I quite enjoy 'Dorothy Perkins'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boss clocks you, checking your phone rather too frequently, with a grin on your face. (Whoops)"

Ha ha was going to put same thing

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