FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

anal cleaning

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok with anal sex in the forum i thought i would ask how you all prepare for it from a hygiene point , as i wash out but then soon get messy which is yuk , so douch or shower head

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wow this one got you all chatting !!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

Washingup liquid and the loo brush usually does it for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i have had a loo brush but she did lube it first,

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

laxative 1 day before and clear soup,lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the porn industry they, ahham, they use a douch which is for want of a better description a bottle with a narrow hose which is, inserted, water squirted in which washs anything in there, out. Strange but true.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, also known as a fairy liquid enema

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the porn industry they, ahham, they use a douch which is for want of a better description a bottle with a narrow hose which is, inserted, water squirted in which washs anything in there, out. Strange but true. "

why is it strange .i would guess thats an obvious way to get clean ??? i have a firend who uses the shower hose DIY method ...works for him !!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

am I the only one but, when i get soap up my bot that just makes me wanna go to the loo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going to indulge in anal you can't be too sqeamish!

As long as you have a dump to clear the turd, have a good bath and smell nice condoms and an old towel on the bed is just dandy!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

'big dump'

Classy bird lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar


"In the porn industry they, ahham, they use a douch which is for want of a better description a bottle with a narrow hose which is, inserted, water squirted in which washs anything in there, out. Strange but true.

why is it strange .i would guess thats an obvious way to get clean ??? i have a firend who uses the shower hose DIY method ...works for him !!! "

Careful with that one. I've heard some nasty stories about that going wrong/ too much pressure going up the wrong way and causing rupturing. Guess you dont do it with a modern shower....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you squirt too much water up your arse is there a danger your eyes will bulge and your head explode?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you squirt too much water up your arse is there a danger your eyes will bulge and your head explode? "

Messy!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"If you squirt too much water up your arse is there a danger your eyes will bulge and your head explode? "

ahhhh is THAT what this smiley is for ???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.

I know it's unlikely but that pressure builds up and has to go somewhere!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Its shame there are so few chimney sweeps around anymore

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the porn industry they, ahham, they use a douch which is for want of a better description a bottle with a narrow hose which is, inserted, water squirted in which washs anything in there, out. Strange but true.

why is it strange .i would guess thats an obvious way to get clean ??? i have a firend who uses the shower hose DIY method ...works for him !!!

Careful with that one. I've heard some nasty stories about that going wrong/ too much pressure going up the wrong way and causing rupturing. Guess you dont do it with a modern shower...."

You should also be careful of the temperature, there's no way of sensing how hot water is internally. I have a few books on the subject, and I used to have a very interesting porn film by Tristin Taomino produced by John Stagliano aka Buttman, kind've an educational porn film

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Its shame there are so few chimney sweeps around anymore "

*** Skips in singing ***

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-ee!

A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-oo!

Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

.

.

.

You called Honey!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Its shame there are so few chimney sweeps around anymore

*** Skips in singing ***

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-ee!

A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey

Chim chim cher-oo!

Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

.

.

.

You called Honey! "

PMSL

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok with anal sex in the forum i thought i would ask how you all prepare for it from a hygiene point , as i wash out but then soon get messy which is yuk , so douch or shower head"

there shouldnt be anything in there to make a mess unless you need the loo

I love anal and i never 'get ready' for it and ive naver made a mess, to try and be polite as possible but the only time poo in is your anal passage is if you need to go, if you dont need to go its clear

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use a douche to prepare, its quick and simple

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find the best way is to use the shower without the head with luke warm water..you start to feel full up then the water starts to over flow...lol...you soon finish up spotless inside...lol..ready for fun..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish


"i find the best way is to use the shower without the head with luke warm water..you start to feel full up then the water starts to over flow...lol...you soon finish up spotless inside...lol..ready for fun.."

I find a cpl of glass's of wine helps too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i find the best way is to use the shower without the head with luke warm water..you start to feel full up then the water starts to over flow...lol...you soon finish up spotless inside...lol..ready for fun.."

That's about right. You can also buy a 'bullet' shaped attachment with pinholes all around the circumference. As for a build up pressure and blowing your eyeballs out or your innards out of your nose, unless your using a firemans hose [Ooer missus] you should be okay. You feel full up and then....well nature takes it's course and you end up with a squeaky clean poop chute and the job [or is it jobbie lol] is a good 'un.

Bottoms up

J&D

XXX

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *couple412Man
over a year ago

faversham


"If you squirt too much water up your arse is there a danger your eyes will bulge and your head explode?

ahhhh is THAT what this smiley is for ???"

LMFAO!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your gonna do it, please research the physical long-term implications first. Being a "lady" i prefer to use the custom-designed entry mesel. ;-D

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top