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By *ikki Shooter OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Well I said we should so here it is...... Let the bidding begin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I said we should so here it is...... Let the bidding begin x

whoop whoop! I need to make a list of jobs and see who is around and check out their credentials!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got loads of odd jobs that need doing!..can we extend the offer to handywomen too please?!, lol!

(Her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im handy lol

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?"

good point mate.

you send me a list of all the females that answer you and i will take action

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By *ikki Shooter OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?

good point mate.

you send me a list of all the females that answer you and i will take action"

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By *ikki Shooter OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

To approach or accost someone with an offer of sexual services in return for payment.

Hmmmmm sure what we are offering is the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT specialist here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do plumbing decorating cooking electrics and love ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!

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By *ikki Shooter OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week! "

Wow steady on......is she ready for that.

lolxx

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By *astersfuckpigCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?"

I believe you write a letter,address it "no one likes a grass" then post it where the sun don't shine

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By *ikki Shooter OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?

I believe you write a letter,address it "no one likes a grass" then post it where the sun don't shine

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I report a thread for soliciting sexual favours ?

good point mate.

you send me a list of all the females that answer you and i will take action"

Good comeback!

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By *astersfuckpigCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week! "

So unblock your daughter waste pipe and you get to plug yours..

Fair swap

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Any jobs need doing? Open for buisness!!

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By *etshavefun99Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

We have lots of odd jobs for willing volunteers lol!

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Name the job and let's see what we can do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty shit at DIY... I'll happily Do You Myself, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean my dishes for a bj lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack of all trades...and master of MANY

Just what needs doing...? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week! "

So where is this pipe ... pm me x maybe i can help

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By *astersfuckpigCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Full house refit in exchange for a handjob while I keep looking at my watch and tutting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

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That's sounded wrong lol. I meant you clean my dishes for a bj on me

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By *astersfuckpigCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

That's sounded wrong lol. I meant you clean my dishes for a bj on me

We know what you meant the first time..lol

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

That's sounded wrong lol. I meant you clean my dishes for a bj on me

We know what you meant the first time..lol"

Wasn't funny or tempting either time ??

Mrs Dolph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

That's sounded wrong lol. I meant you clean my dishes for a bj on me

We know what you meant the first time..lol

Wasn't funny or tempting either time ??

Mrs Dolph"
YEs for me it was fun lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me odd job

It's just a favor for a favor.

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

Does using a dishwasher count!!

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

Does using a dishwasher count!!

The mind boggles, can you get a real hot cycle in this new fan dangled machinery?

Mrs Dolph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean my dishes for a bj lol

Does using a dishwasher count!!

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Yes it would as it would be quicker you know

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By *etshavefun99Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Our porch is in need of a paint and ironing is very dull!

All the jobs I imagine are not that exciting but the return on investment maybe worth it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!

Wow steady on......is she ready for that.

lolxx "

I'd say yes. It's backing right up to her plughole!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!

So where is this pipe ... pm me x maybe i can help "

It's in her flat of course

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By *regboy49Man
over a year ago

Sandhurst

I'm an electrician but I'm ok with plumbing and I've got a tool that goes down sinks to clear them

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Plasterer here, and i also do damp work. Not bad at painting and decorating either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week!

So where is this pipe ... pm me x maybe i can help

It's in her flat of course

Yeah i got that bit lol... pm me and lets get it sorted.... and her pipe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story"

I can listen while I'm screwing......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......"

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm who remembers Swap Shop. I'm going to approach the BBC with my idea for a new tv show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have time, fill us in with the story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?"

I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or do you pay up front?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?

I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or do you pay up front?

im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very handy man in mite ways than one, am also a chef do could cook breakfast for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously,if someone could unblock my daughter's waste pipe permanently I'd give my arse for a week! "

Rather have your daughters ass for a night!.....assuming she is adult (having a waste pipe I guess she is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?

I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or

do you pay up front?

im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up....."

Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Ok so I wsnt my kitchen deep cleaned before I decorate it.

Plus I want my taps changed in my bathroom. Tried myself but I couldn't loosen the fittings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm who remembers Swap Shop. I'm going to approach the BBC with my idea for a new tv show"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having renovated my home top to bottom - including fitting a bathroom, rebuilding a conservatory, laying a patio and landscaping my garden - including building brick walls - i'd say i'm reasonably handy at DIY.

I'm also nuts about cars and have always serviced my own. I even own a scan tool which can diagnose Drivetrain (engine / gearbox) issues on any vehicle (US from 1996. EU from 2001 Petrol or 2004 Diesel ) - that means I can read and clear codes if your check engine light is on.

Used to be an IT manager in the City running a Support desk - so I'm good at sorting computer issues.

Am based in the Southend Area and love helping people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?

I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or

do you pay up front?

im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....

Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up?

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mI'm not a girl to go back on her word...unless you count marriage vows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?

I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or

do you pay up front?

im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....

Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up?

mI'm not a girl to go back on her word...unless you count marriage vows"

its ok, this is more of an indecent proposal. there wont be any vows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my bedroom door putting back on and the curtain pole put back up too....looooong story

I can listen while I'm screwing......

you'd really want me yapping on at that point?

I meant with a screwdriver while I fix the door and the the curtain pole....or

do you pay up front?

im not paying up front youll have no energy to stick that pole up.....

Fair is fair. So after ive stuck the pole up.... am I sticking the pole up?

mI'm not a girl to go back on her word...unless you count marriage vows

its ok, this is more of an indecent proposal. there wont be any vows "

too blooming right...I csnt afford another hitman....hmmm thought of a way to pay the next one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, if any woman is able to redecorate my living room I will offer 3 sessions of sex or oral in return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good at housework including ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need help in devon somewhere ? I could do a lot of stuff just pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do plumbing decorating cooking electrics and love ironing "

You are "straight". Why do you want a bj from a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hang doors, put up shelves and paint. Dressed how you want me to.

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By *ikki Shooter OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Hmmm who remembers Swap Shop. I'm going to approach the BBC with my idea for a new tv show"

Late night swap shop...... I think it has promise lots of promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm who remembers Swap Shop. I'm going to approach the BBC with my idea for a new tv show

Late night swap shop...... I think it has promise lots of promises

think im onto a winner here...I may approach dragons den....especially Duncan, hes got a sexy accent lol

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I get my fair share of bj's offered to me while taking naughty pics for ladies but usually decline as i dont like mixing the two.

Now meeting them again without the camera is another thing and i don't like to offend them by saying no lol!

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By *ebeccaandKittyCouple
over a year ago

warwick

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By *ebeccaandKittyCouple
over a year ago

warwick

"Hmmm who remembers Swap Shop. I'm going to approach the BBC with my idea for a new tv show

Tizwas ruled

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By *ikerufusMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm very good at repairing computers and coaching. Happy to barter my skills and experience with a mature lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering this came from my original thread I think I should get the first job.

haha anyone agree?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im very handy round the house

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