FabSwingers.com forum: worst ever profile pics?

By *ubicinch OP Man
over a year ago

Gwynedd

I've seen some corkers recently:

An arty B&W pic of a ball sack hanging, looked more like a great dane from the rear!

People whos house is like a landfill! And I thought I was untidy!

The end of a cock, pissing into a urinal!

And these people think they are going to get meets? Whats the worst you've seen?

Disclaimer: if you recognize your piccy based upon the above descriptions, then I do apologize in advance. Got to cover your arse these days, unless it's for a profile pic of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst i ever seen a guy messaged me attached pic... the pic was in the bathroom, he stood near the toilet whilst taking the pic of his cock, except in the pic you could actually see wat was in the loo a blooming floater!!! my reaction " WAT THE F#CK..... " DELETE.....BLOCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst i ever seen a guy messaged me attached pic... the pic was in the bathroom, he stood near the toilet whilst taking the pic of his cock, except in the pic you could actually see wat was in the loo a blooming floater!!! my reaction " WAT THE F#CK..... " DELETE.....BLOCK

someone hacked my account

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cock pics are the worst as a profile pic for me.. thats about it. I havent really seen one outstanding profile pic that made me shudder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst are just blurry close ups that you can't even tell what it is... is it a boob? but? vagina? armpit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully not mine, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics are the worst as a profile pic for me.. thats about it. I havent really seen one outstanding profile pic that made me shudder...

never mind the shuddering, just get soaking

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People whos house is like a landfill"

Loving that analogy, have seen one or two of those

Saw one of a guy taking a pic of his cock while lying on his bed. Impressive cock

Unimpressive skidmarks on boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People whos house is like a landfill

Loving that analogy, have seen one or two of those

Saw one of a guy taking a pic of his cock while lying on his bed. Impressive cock

Unimpressive skidmarks on boxers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Toilets in the background, untidy background, dirty, stained underwear, knob cheese - I've seen all these in profile photos. Extremely off-putting.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

A face dripping with cum...eeeeew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones of the actual money shots or real closure ups of a cumming cock....make me feel a bit ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics, hate them, I don't want a cock staring at me from my inbox every time a message is sent!! As others have said, cock pics taken on the loo are just a massive turn off and hairy ones, yuk, just no excuse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a pic of a tiny cock which looked like it had herpes all over it! Yuk!

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Just saw one with the plastic holders for birthday candles in a row balancing on a cock.... am I missing the point here

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By *ravoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I hate blokes who use an old action man toy's hand in the photo just to make themselves look VVWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst are just blurry close ups that you can't even tell what it is... is it a boob? but? vagina? armpit?"

Dam there goes my next lot of pics then, my plans for a fabbed pic ruined.

A messy background, family pictures in the bacjground. Out of focus pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone hacked my account

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By *ubicinch OP Man
over a year ago

Gwynedd

the ball bag shots in black n white are back as I browse the pics tab! LOL if you've ever sen he film SCUM, he could do some damage with them..

people joke about saggy boobs, but Im talking saggy sack! Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see one of someone licking their armpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single day I see new photos posted which are frankly nauseating.

Clearly some people have absolutely no self awareness or they would not post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a Barbie doll in a fanny and I've seen a fanny with a bottle filled with lights inside

Those kids !!!

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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago

Tameside

What is with all the cock pics at the sside of inanimate objects ? Today i saw a cock besides a snickers bar and another stood to attention besides a deoderant can. Guys, i think we pretty much have a good idea of your penis length by just looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get shrunken deodorant cans nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a cock with masssssive pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a cock with masssssive pubes "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dark photos.. Can't actually see anything

veg up a vag.... Why?

Spotty bitty with hairs...

Yak

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"The dark photos.. Can't actually see anything

veg up a vag.... Why?

Spotty bitty with hairs...

Yak

Yeah..saw one with a carrot and a courgette...2 of your 5 a day taken unconventionally I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vag or cock pics with the overhang belly rolls pulled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ... Women with smooth fannies and hairy ass holes ??!!! Wtf??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few profile pics in here setting the standard

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

A big guy parting his arse cheeks to show his arsehole.

A picture of just the head of a cock taken from above.

Acton shots of cum over the lens of the camera.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Whatshisnames cheesey cock pic was probably the worst I have seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ball bag shots in black n white are back as I browse the pics tab! LOL if you've ever sen he film SCUM, he could do some damage with them..

people joke about saggy boobs, but Im talking saggy sack! Awesome!

Now that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one cock picture next to a banana I think it was a fun size banana. lol

I don't like the ones where you appear to be looking up the leg of a man at his cock and balls.

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By *ilthydirtyfuckersCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Prolapsed ass holes from too much fisting are pretty gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just physically gipped at one in the new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate blokes who use an old action man toy's hand in the photo just to make themselves look VVWE"

Lol....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've seen some corkers recently:

An arty B&W pic of a ball sack hanging, looked more like a great dane from the rear!

People whos house is like a landfill! And I thought I was untidy!

The end of a cock, pissing into a urinal!

And these people think they are going to get meets? Whats the worst you've seen?

Disclaimer: if you recognize your piccy based upon the above descriptions, then I do apologize in advance. Got to cover your arse these days, unless it's for a profile pic of course!"

Oh to be perfect!

They could always go for the generic missionary fuck pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally dont like any close up of genitals ....kinda off putting in that context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet/bathroom pics. Dirty cocks. But THE WORST I saw was a cock with, what I was told by my sexual health worker friend, was WARTS! BLURGH

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Toilet/bathroom pics. Dirty cocks. But THE WORST I saw was a cock with, what I was told by my sexual health worker friend, was WARTS! BLURGH

How could she diagnose something without seeing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erect cocks with the end half coveted in foreskin... I just don't know how that's even possible, it's so ugly and a huge turn off? It's either all the way come or all the way up! Also, cocks that seem to be glowing bright red and almost seeping... Like precum, but almost looks ill... Ewwwwww. Then you get classics like badly cleaned homes, in the toilet at work etc...

No word of a lie one person on our local area update updated a picture of the. Looking all sexy in a nurses outfit in their bedroom... That's fine, quite hot actually... But she had one of her legs in a babies crib...

No love...

Just no...

C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me and I still have nightmares was the guy with an iron tied and hanging from his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeewww this thread is making me feel queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatshisnames cheesey cock pic was probably the worst I have seen."

yuck!!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

That can of 1664 next to their cock..... Used to like that beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sent me a pic of genital warts and they were the same.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"He sent me a pic of genital warts and they were the same. "

Maybe the nhs could save money by setting up virtual gum clinics if it's that easy to diagnose things by picture.

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

An ankle tag

she's a very classy lady........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a profile of a girl In her early 20's. Fairly attractive but her room looked like a teenagers tip. You could see it in ever shot.

People had still fabbed her though.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Prolapsed ass holes from too much fisting are pretty gross "

Nooooooooo get that image out of my head pleeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up, over weight, held open pussy shots.......really dont want to see what you had for breakfast!

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Hillarious thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen a whole bunch on one profile of condoms full of cum still on the cock, hanging off. Ew ew ew

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By *ubicinch OP Man
over a year ago

Gwynedd

just seem one with a blokes cock up the arse of one of those rubber vagina things

which was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up, over weight, held open pussy shots.......really dont want to see what you had for breakfast!

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....... Me........mr........

Eeeeeuuuwww! Worse still the pussy then is dripping with cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock shots taken in bathroom/toilet. = tell tale sign of married bloke posing as single. Bet they can't accommodate either!

Hope mine don't cause problems. Nothing untidy but have been told too much action! I ignored that tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a man send me a pic of his cock ,,,, it was all red and sore and covered in dry skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet/bathroom pics. Dirty cocks. But THE WORST I saw was a cock with, what I was told by my sexual health worker friend, was WARTS! BLURGH

Maybe a mix up, and he sent one to the online Dr, of himself stood in front of the mirror, breathing in, and flexing his pecs, for diagnosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has put me right off my brekkie lol

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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago

Tameside

I can see a lot if images being taken down and replaced as a result of this thread ...... Hilarious, brilliant post !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen a whole bunch on one profile of condoms full of cum still on the cock, hanging off. Ew ew ew"

...well at least you know they play safe

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By *idsTonyMan
over a year ago

RUGBY

"And ... Women with smooth fannies and hairy ass holes ??!!! Wtf??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He sent me a pic of genital warts and they were the same.

Maybe the nhs could save money by setting up virtual gum clinics if it's that easy to diagnose things by picture. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol at half the people commenting !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol at half the people commenting !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's pretty lame. I kinda think some of the extreme close-up face pics look creepy, but now I'm thankful because I've never seen a floater in the background LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Which ever way i looked at that pic it made me feel queesy but i still dont know if it madewas the inside of a vagina or an inside out foreskin....i am scarred forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ankle tag

she's a very classy lady........

Yeah I had a relationship with a woman with an ASBO tag on her ankle. Interesting that was, to say the least.

When I started to see why, I dumped her. Then I really found out why... YIKES!!! hahaha

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By *ubicinch OP Man
over a year ago

Gwynedd

seen a few ladies recently all covered in black n blue bruises

got a bit carried away with the spanking

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