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What a woman wants??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What gets you going? what you want the most from a sexual encounter, this is something most of us would like to no!!! Is there one thing that gets every woman turned on or r you all different???

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Of course we're all different!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes but is there any one thing that's set you all off??? X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Yes but is there any one thing that's set you all off??? X "

No, we're all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but is there any one thing that's set you all off??? X "

No but that's because we are women not men!!!!!!

(Joking honest)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol we'll what dose it for you?? X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If you're looking for a simple, no effort solution to pleasing a woman, or attracting a woman, you're going to be disappointed.

I'd have thought it obvious we're all individuals with different wants and needs rather than a homogeneous group.

There is no magic profile that will appeal to all of us, no magic approach which will work on all of us or a magic trick which will bed and satisfy all of us.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Lol we'll what dose it for you?? X "

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol we'll what dose it for you?? X "

Do you mean what does it for me yesterday, today, or tomorrow?

Each will be a different answer - of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're right it's a woman thing I was just thinking was there any one thing that got you all going and of course you r all different!! X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do some men really expect women to be walking keypads? Press the right places in the right sequence to open the legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A bit of everything then? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's not what I am saying at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do some men really expect women to be walking keypads? Press the right places in the right sequence to open the legs?

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From experience, it seems that a lot of men think like that.

I'm sure that they have all read some secret Haynes Manual to sex - they dutifully twiddle this, fiddle with that - and are then surprised when our legs don't automatically spring apart.... Confuses the poor dears terribly when it doesn't work!

We're usually giving them very clear signals about what works and feels good, but somehow that conflicts with the handbook, so they simply ignore and blunder on blindly... And so we lie back and plan the next day's shopping list for Morrisons's...

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could only find a way to communicate in a common language???

Don't think it will ever happen though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is why I asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this, my dear fab friends, is why some guys have it and some don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat to us, then meet us, you will find out that way, possibly anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this, my dear fab friends, is why some guys have it and some don't "

Thank heaven for the ones who have it.

No babe, left a bit, up a bit, ooooooo nearly ........... oh ffs sake ...... milk, butter, bread ...............

(PS I have never called a man babe in my life!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx"

pmsl. love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx

pmsl. love it! "

Not if he can't type!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like big noses

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Batteries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry I asked now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would love one.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i ll put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love one. "

Put the kettle on then. One sugar,not too strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx

pmsl. love it!

Not if he can't type!! "

Some men have big fingers. Not built for typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On an iPhone lol

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west


"I Fi, love a man that can spell. It's the first clue that both his brain and his fingers work (lol) xxx"

Have a few guys that can spell in our office but when it comes to brains that's a different story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you want 'the' magic formula, the one that works everytime, with all women ? why didn't you just say ?

First its 2 mins of kissing (tongues optional) a quick grope of her bum (they love that). 45 seconds of breast fondling and/or nipple sucking, 30 seconds of pussy licking and/or finger insertion. 25 minutes of cock sucking (no such thing as a free lunch babe). Then stick it in and wiggle it about a bit (Usually no more than 1 minute 30 seconds is required). A little groan at this point usually goes down very well. Then you can roll off and say thanks babe before having a fag, then you can give yourself a little pat on the back (you old stud, you still got it) and fall sound asleep knowing she will be eternally grateful to you. There is also the option at this point of a post coital cuddle if you go in for that namby pamby modern, european stuff but its not terribly widely employed in this country and not really necessary because of all the effort you have put in thus far she will already consider you a God amongst men. With a bit of practice you should be able to bring the whole procedure in from preliminary groping to first snore in around 20 minutes. Of course this will take some practice and dedication. Or alternatively treat everyone like an individual and listen and respond to their needs. #justsaying

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