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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

No. Grim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "

haha i love it..you get some of ur 5 a day and he gets something extra..pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organic or orgasmic? ;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "

lucky bastard

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By *hesney628Man
over a year ago

torbay

I could bring round a tossed salad!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayonnaise anybody....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers, no. Aubergine? Now your talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "
pmslllll.... brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i couldnt put it back in the fridge after using it but i must admit i may have done once or twice in the past....lol

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Try a butternut squash ,now that will make your eyes water

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

did this a few weeks ago after being annoyed someone was using my food (i share with 4 guys), so I got a cucumber, used it on cams in chat then put it back in the fridge for use in sandwiches later - had a chuckle when I saw it had been used

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

we always use a condom if use fruit or veg for fun, so yes have often washed them off and eaten them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we always use a condom if use fruit or veg for fun, so yes have often washed them off and eaten them.

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you eat the condoms??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did this a few weeks ago after being annoyed someone was using my food (i share with 4 guys), so I got a cucumber, used it on cams in chat then put it back in the fridge for use in sandwiches later - had a chuckle when I saw it had been used "

girl power!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean people eat cucumbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean people eat cucumbers? "

I know!, filthy habit, tsk tsk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did this a few weeks ago after being annoyed someone was using my food (i share with 4 guys), so I got a cucumber, used it on cams in chat then put it back in the fridge for use in sandwiches later - had a chuckle when I saw it had been used "
bet it tasted goos pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only fruit I allow there is a strawberry and that gets eaten straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only fruit I allow there is a strawberry and that gets eaten straight away "

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"

Sick and if the person who ate it got ill or contracted an sti then the person who used & put in fridge is legally responsible in mho!

This is not funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"
. Lisa does. And loves them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did. Lisa does. And loves them lol "
. Sorry. Not put it back in fridge. Just used them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex had a lodger that I hated and we used to use his cucumbers and carrots as sex toys and then put them back for him to eat. This was over 10 years ago. "

Cucumber my Lord!

;)

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By *ussexLukeMan
over a year ago

Newhaven

My ex preferred corn ?? on the cob.

Awesome texture apparently ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i believe this is why i live alone haha....

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I have eaten a peeled banana from Jills pussy TASTY

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did

Sick and if the person who ate it got ill or contracted an sti then the person who used & put in fridge is legally responsible in mho!

This is not funny."

When you walk into your local,does everyone cheer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use them in the wife an then eat them after yeah why not i like cucumbers an i like pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you ever use a cucumber to f**k yourself then put it back in the fridge to use on a salad? Ive never done this..i swear..but a friend of mine did"

No not even to someone I didn't like its very immature and cowardly and also a potential health hazard you would have to be an idiot to do something that stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the op can i just stress that i havent done this..it genuinely was a friend..i dont even like cucumbers..taste vile and give me indigestion.

And on that note; did you know..you can wank cucumbers and they release a cum like substance ..it is enzymes in this substance that cause indigestion..fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried a water melon once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried a water melon once "

what do you mean? You carved a slot out of a melon and fucked it? There you go lads..off to buy ur melons..think u might start a craze here

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