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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loads of comments on here about how crap first mails are so what's the best one you've ever received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to go half's on a bastard

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hi here's my credit card details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random mad ones are the best,had one the other day but can't post it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/14 23:48:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one the other day that literally just said

hi, i think I've just seen you in the ASDA at walsall

i had just come out the ASDA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one the other day that literally just said

hi, i think I've just seen you in the ASDA at walsall

i had just come out the ASDA "

Just be careful next time you bend over the freezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We quite liked "I'd love to give her one with you mate" from a single bloke.... To the point at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not get much e-mail.

However, when I do get them they are only a few words long.

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By *oomar1Man
over a year ago

Stalybridge

What you doing on here son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/08/14 15:51:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't normally give marks to prospective meets, but I'd give you one

Sadly she was marking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without breaking the rules on personal messages the topical ones or the off hand quirky personal ones are the best. Besides it wouldn't be fair to give away successful messages to be copied too would it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the best but highly amusing...'Can I take a shit on you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best/ worst one - do you breed?

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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Do initial replies to an opening message count? If so how about, "u looking to get me d*unk and use me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst... Are you fertile ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked if I've had the snip

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