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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was thinking about funny incidents that have happened while I have been swinging and thought this could be a fun thread so please comment.

Funniest thing to happen to me was a young (18) girl farted on my face one year. It stunk bad…… I'm sure you all have more amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she must've been sooooooo relaxed. Take it as a complement on your super skills Funniest was post-session. Needed to dry pants to go home.. tried microwaving them and they melted lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I once retrieved a load of stuff from the ex fuck buddy's place and missed removing the batteries from one of the toys. It started vibrating in my suitcase really loudly whilst in a quiet train waiting room. I couldn't then open it to find it since all the corsets, lingerie and bondage stuff was on the top so I had to root around with my hand through a tiny gap in the suitcase whilst going redder and redder to try and find the culprit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my very early experiences was a bi mmf threesome. It waa an incredibly horny meet which was due to culminate with me cumming on both of their faces. This I managed to do quite well as the the finish was explosive. So explosive that I managed to coat the tv screen behind them with my first spurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another funny one or disgusting was watching a lady literally shit herself when she cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

during one of my first mfm 3somes I managed to shoot half my load up the poor ladies nose..!!

I was firing it from between her legs tho, so I was secretly impressed with the strength of the spurt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar to the above, I gave a young lady a pirate eye in a 69. It was her fault really, for not keeping in her gob!

I didn't do the shin kicking, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there must be other ppl out there with mishaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't funny for him but we were playing in the dunes once and an older guy came by we asked if he wanted to join he said yes knelt down to put his cock in Jens mouth and cum all over her face before he even got there. Excited or what lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't funny for him but we were playing in the dunes once and an older guy came by we asked if he wanted to join he said yes knelt down to put his cock in Jens mouth and cum all over her face before he even got there. Excited or what lol."

lol a little over excited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We arranged to meet a couple at V.A so we were all staying and rooms were next to each other. We knocked on their door for us all to go down to the club together... we were chatting and laughing as we got to the stairs ! I (Alabama) was very nervous, wearing a corset and tutu and high heels !!!! I missed a step and fell head over heels down the stairs I ended up at the bottom, heel caught in the tutu and arse in the air !!!! So glad I went knickerless that night ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at Chams with a lady who tended to get ...shall we say "rather wet"? ( OK she gushed like a fountain). This time she was on top of me on the top step of the cinema room. When she orgasmed there was so much that it ran down three steps to where another couple were just reaching the peak. When it hit them he stood up and accused her of wetting herself and him.....so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bed at a party with about 9 other people. Guy fucking a woman that was being 69'd by another woman says "what do we say at work tomorrow if they ask what we did last night?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a young man still living with my parents. An ex of mine was bent over the bed and I was doing her from behind. My mum was calling for tea one sunday afternoon. I was shouting give me a minute. My ex said hit me, hit me. So I hit her not too hard in the back of the head. She burst into tears and asked wtf I just did. She meant spank her. We went down for our roast beef dinner and my parents knew she had been crying. I got told off from them for making her cry and she wouldn't speak to me. Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was called out to noisy radiator. It was making a non-radiator loud vibrating sound. Her daughter had thrown her bag down against the radiator after school. It had inadvertently set her vibrator off. The lady was extremely embarrassed. Bet that was an awkward house hold once id left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump???

there must be some more good stories out there?

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