FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest thing to happen in a club?

By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

We were having a little chat last night about planning our next visit to a club. As usual we discussed the pros and cons of all the club's we like and which one seemed like the next likely out of those. As we discussed abfabs we started with our favourite bits (the sinema/tubs) and our least favourite (dark room) we started laughing about the funny things we'd seen there happen or happened to us.

Funniest thing thing we've seen: young Asian couple. He smart casual, her FULL sari outfit. He literally drags her into the dark room as she tries to pull him back. 5 mins later he drags her out as she tries to drag him back in. We don't know what happened in there but we suspect she was having more fun than him.

Funniest thing to happen to us: we had arranged to meet a couple there. We had struck lucky as both were VERY good looking. As we discussed boundaries (we have none except the usual no toilet games no blood games etc) he came out with a whole list that SHE wouldn't do but he would be fine with. She kept on saying to him "I would try that" and he kept saying "no you wouldn't like it". Basically she tried it all and seemed to like it too

Those might not be side splitting hilarious but they make us smile.

So, what's yours?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen some elegant ladies glide into the room in very sexy lingerie and heels then ruin the affect by going flying Into a pile of bodies when they trip up after getting distracted by the action.