FabSwingers.com forum: Best status updates..... What's yours?

By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sorry predictive texts had to delete

Ok been on fab awhile now and do enjoy reading funny profile status...

What's the best you have seen? Any favourites? x

JoJo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the ones that declare they are leaving..but are still here weeks later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way...yours is hilarious!

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By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Haha I know Belle

the re re re re occurring profiles ......

Another favourite of mine which I nearly pissed my Knicks at

"No thanks love, you've been shot over more than Bagdad" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pinpoint the whinging ones, "can't win on this sight" (bad sp). "The women here are up their own asses" as ones I won't want to meet. The more unpleasant ones "there's some real mingers here" and "why are there so many fat women here?" get instant blocks. It's such fun and is almost a useful method of filtering.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

The ones that make me chuckle most are along the lines of :

My balls need emptying, who's going to help

Heavy load for one of you sluts

Need sucking now

I do wonder if anyone has ever successfully got a meet from such a status!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest one I have seen in a while was "shut the fuck up you pretentious wankers" which I believe was directed at a very "active" on the status page "professional" couple, . kind of said what a lot of people were thinking....(I think, but never messaged to find out lol)

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By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

I know exactly what you mean. I have a lad (in my local area search) that constantly whinges how shit it is here... how he is going and Neva coming back ...... I've been here about 18 months and he is STILL here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most infuriating one was a guy stating that women who don't use condoms are disease spreaders. Last time I checked condoms were used on/by men, not women. Silly B!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite like my latest effort

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I almost always have one-liners or word puns, the exception to this is a few days before a trip to a club where I'll mention that in my status

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I love the ones that declare they are leaving..but are still here weeks later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents are out can accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free for half an hour at 5pm....anyone interested?"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick drop pants and shag meet today, available till 1am and I like cheating housewifes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the "thanks for the best meet ever, you know who you are"

but still not verified after a year on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i keep forgetting to fill mines in

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By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hahaha thanks guys ..x some of them made me chuckle .....

Another of my favourites is

"Treat me like a queen ... I'll treat you like a king.... Treat me like a game... And I'll show you how it's played!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ''you know who you are '' ones - whether its a good thing or bad - why not just tell them yourself sheesh

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By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Haha .. Or the " that was amazing guys thanks .....my legs are still shaking" (no green ticks been on months)

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By *eordie JoJo OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Quite like my latest effort

Haha sorry just checked your status hoping you still had it .... From 2days ago ... And you have hahaha

You referring to me? ..... As I'm Heathrow

or Gatwick (whichever is busiest)

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Saw one today....on Morrisons car park with my cock out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Free for half an hour at 5pm....anyone interested?"...

Yes i am pmsl ..... oh hang on i missed it lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I almost always have one-liners or word puns, the exception to this is a few days before a trip to a club where I'll mention that in my status

That is what I do, too. Every morning I try and fail to think of something that may entertain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reference to pic collection on mine at the moment. I'm thinking of upgrading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a joke I heard the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked the status of a guy who counted down the days until our meet. It was very sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I liked the status of a guy who counted down the days until our meet. It was very sweet. "
Awww bless him

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