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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Completely fucking nuts

Simple girl - Dumb as shit

Fabulous - Enormous

Bubbly - Obese

Picky - Frigid

Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend

Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious

Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish

Chilled - Bone idle

Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.

Chatty - Loud and annoying.

Seeks VWE- Huge vagina

Experienced - Old.

Sane - Insane

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Hubby will be present" = this is a bloke forcing his wife into doing something for HIS pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

No, yours is cool - well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours

Dammit

Stop proving me wrong.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hubby will be present" = this is a bloke forcing his wife into doing something for HIS pleasure.

Ha, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha yay, im bone idle and desperate for a boyfriend, happy days!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's pretty good & rather accurate me thinks..

I'm just going to check mine tho lol!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

No, yours is cool - well done

So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Completely fucking nuts

Simple girl - Dumb as shit

Fabulous - Enormous

Bubbly - Obese

Picky - Frigid

Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend

Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious

Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish

Chilled - Bone idle

Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.

Chatty - Loud and annoying.

Seeks VWE- Huge vagina

Experienced - Old.

Sane - Insane

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"

sounds more like what you would read on match . Com tbh....loves the danger stuff in life keeps you on your toes ------ I've been on a banana boat on Ibiza 7 yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh dear I best check mine too!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours

Dammit

Stop proving me wrong.....

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sorry oh sexy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im exempt as the female half of a couple

Although I do have fabulous as my body size to piss people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picky doesn't make them frigid, they aren't gonna shag every single guy that messages them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"haha yay, im bone idle and desperate for a boyfriend, happy days!!!

Bet you still get plenty of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha yay, im bone idle and desperate for a boyfriend, happy days!!!

Bet you still get plenty of love

Not gonna complain, far to lazy for that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picky doesn't make them frigid, they aren't gonna shag every single guy that messages them"

Are you asking me out?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm off to read mine!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky doesn't make them frigid, they aren't gonna shag every single guy that messages them

Are you asking me out?

Hell no I've already got someone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would only disagree with picky. I'm certainly not frigid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the Women checking their profiles for said words,

And waits for the male version to appear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would only disagree with picky. I'm certainly not frigid

I'll be the judge of that after you've been in my shed for 7 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol fun. Its thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!

Fun ~ hyper

Sexy ~ trollop

Confident ~ cocky

Mature ~ granny material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha this made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im exempt as the female half of a couple

Although I do have fabulous as my body size to piss people off

Its OK you are just telling the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!

Fun ~ hyper

Sexy ~ trollop

Confident ~ cocky

Mature ~ granny material!

Brilliant, they make the list

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!

Fun ~ hyper

Sexy ~ trollop

Confident ~ cocky

Mature ~ granny material!

knows what she likes and what she wants.

(Experienced and confident)

Interested in 3sums & bi-curious

(With the right people)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything "

I'll be round in 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything "

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

Well apparently I am very fridget. Lol

Damn, know I now why I am not getting laid..... Thanks for the translation.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

No, yours is cool - well done

So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then?

Get in

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours

Me too. Command search enabled...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well apparently I am very fridget. Lol

Damn, know I now why I am not getting laid..... Thanks for the translation.

Shame, get in my shed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sighs in relief I don't have to rewrite my profile lol

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! At last the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I need to add Quirky and Bubbly to my profile then...will get to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone let me know about mine, I'm too lazy to read it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything

I'll be round in 10 minutes

You don't mind hairy legs do ya? I can't be bothered to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha! At last the truth."

You'd still fuck them

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

No, yours is cool - well done

So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then?

Get in

Sush Rick

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

knows what she likes and what she wants.

(Experienced and confident)

Interested in 3sums & bi-curious

(With the right people)

The first is me alright

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Oh dear, will check mine later... I suspect it won't be good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I need to add straight talking, don't suffer fools to mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I need to add straight talking, don't suffer fools to mine

Thanks for the warning.....

Run lads, run like fire.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha"

Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

What about...male answers all mail on behalf of la dy....equals FAKE lol. Good thread though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha

Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys

You missed out the "single " bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha

Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys

You missed out the "single " bit"

Thought they were all single lol - surely no cheats on here?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear, will check mine later... I suspect it won't be good lol "

Nah, you're good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one "Some single women profiles are men" lol.

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Mature ~ granny material!"

I know someone who's a granny at age 37 (they start them young in that family line lol)

Any objections to 37-year-olds?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oi!

I'm quirky but I'll accept odd.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

kinky = like being tied to a tree and we'ed on

BDSM = don't know what it is but I want to seem different and interesting

kinky side = see bdsm.... but I do know what it means and I LIKE it.

"message me" = don't you f~~king dare

new to this = I am a bloke really

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Completely fucking nuts

Simple girl - Dumb as shit

Fabulous - Enormous

Bubbly - Obese

Picky - Frigid

Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend

Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious

Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish

Chilled - Bone idle

Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.

Chatty - Loud and annoying.

Seeks VWE- Huge vagina

Experienced - Old.

Sane - Insane

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"

Just checked mine and I don't have any, yaaay! Although I think I need to add quirky and party girl after reading the translations!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Completely fucking nuts

Simple girl - Dumb as shit

Fabulous - Enormous

Bubbly - Obese

Picky - Frigid

Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend

Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious

Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish

Chilled - Bone idle

Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.

Chatty - Loud and annoying.

Seeks VWE- Huge vagina

Experienced - Old.

Sane - Insane

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx

Just checked mine and I don't have any, yaaay! Although I think I need to add quirky and party girl after reading the translations!

So you're nuts and an alcoholic? Lol. Join the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!

Fun ~ hyper

Sexy ~ trollop

Confident ~ cocky

Mature ~ granny material!

Just off to check my profile. Im honest about the obesity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbly - overweight and annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Where's the equivalent single men's profile thread Lib? :-

Something needs said about the heavy cummers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hubby will be present" = this is a bloke forcing his wife into doing something for HIS pleasure.

Nope...that means it's actually a couple but they have set up a single profile to have more success - report them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. "

haha that gave me a giggle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy- overweight but cant bring myself to say the f word..oh.go.on then..fat....guilty of this.

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Fussy-stuck up bitch

Nawty- trying to make the fact im a slut appear cute

And yeppp guilty of all the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Curvy- overweight but cant bring myself to say the f word..oh.go.on then..fat....guilty of this.

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Fussy-stuck up bitch

Nawty- trying to make the fact im a slut appear cute

Ha, brilliant

Bring the sun back with you :-*

And yeppp guilty of all the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add!

Fun ~ hyper

Sexy ~ trollop

Confident ~ cocky

Mature ~ granny material!

Not available at a moments notice ~ No I don't want to "fuck right now"!

Social first, to see if we click ~ Check to see if you're a nutter with fake pics.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Runs off and checks profile quick!!!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Im exempt as the female half of a couple

Although I do have fabulous as my body size to piss people off

You can get away with that as you do have a fabulous body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed a male equivalent?

rugby player build = fat

curvy = I'm a twat

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Yeah why not:

VWE ...measured in man inches

Genuine ... yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we allowed a male equivalent?

rugby player build = fat

curvy = I'm a twat

Bravo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah why not:

VWE ...measured in man inches

Genuine ... yeah right!

Haha, man inches........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we allowed a male equivalent?

rugby player build = fat

curvy = I'm a twat

VWE = chipolata

not pushy = you'll need the police to get rid of me

single = married

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we allowed a male equivalent?

rugby player build = fat

curvy = I'm a twat

VWE = chipolata

not pushy = you'll need the police to get rid of me

single = married"

Oh shit - you're good.....met my match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly! bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell I'm none!! But need a translation of curious!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think I have some of those on my profile. I can't be bothered to check.

Translate them as you like. People can decide they'd like to meet me or not. *shrug*

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Completely fucking nuts

Simple girl - Dumb as shit

Fabulous - Enormous

Bubbly - Obese

Picky - Frigid

Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend

Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious

Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish

Chilled - Bone idle

Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.

Chatty - Loud and annoying.

Seeks VWE- Huge vagina

Experienced - Old.

Sane - Insane

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"

PMSFL......Very Funny..Top Man !

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Completely fucking nuts

Simple girl - Dumb as shit

Fabulous - Enormous

Bubbly - Obese

Picky - Frigid

Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend

Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious

Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish

Chilled - Bone idle

Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict.

Chatty - Loud and annoying.

Seeks VWE- Huge vagina

Experienced - Old.

Sane - Insane

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"

Lmao

Eloquently put

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By *u and DuCouple
over a year ago

gosport

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Not every day hum drum

Simple girl - Understands men

Fabulous - Sense of humour

Bubbly - Quirky sense of humour

Picky - Not a mattress

Wanting regular meets - high sex drive

Straight talker - Does not blow fairy dust up arses

Don't suffer fool's - Straight talker

Chilled - Non aggressive

Party girl - Young

Chatty - Wants to talk as well as fuck

Seeks VWE- Experimental

Experienced - Inquisitive

Sane - Not jaded and cynical

Any more?

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions.

Quirky - Not every day hum drum

Simple girl - Understands men

Fabulous - Sense of humour

Bubbly - Quirky sense of humour

Picky - Not a mattress

Wanting regular meets - high sex drive

Straight talker - Does not blow fairy dust up arses

Don't suffer fool's - Straight talker

Chilled - Non aggressive

Party girl - Young

Chatty - Wants to talk as well as fuck

Seeks VWE- Experimental

Experienced - Inquisitive

Sane - Not jaded and cynical

Any more?

Oh that is delightful......well done x

Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx"

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

And there's more

Relaxed ... brain dead

Choosy ... every hole's a goal

Looking for a regular meet ... potential stalker

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Loves to laugh ... its the medication

Will take you for a meal ... turns up with a McDonalds

Will drive for the right person ... banned but would risk it for a shag

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

Likes the finer things = Buy me stuff

A very long and detailed profile = Run. Run now and don't look back!

No cock pics = No cock pics

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check*

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By *oneydewukMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Curvy - in denial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBW- To much food not enough exercise.

Good stamina- Difficulty achieving orgasm.

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