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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() Was just thinking the same....about mine that is not yours ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() No, yours is cool - well done ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() ![]() Dammit Stop proving me wrong..... ![]() | |||
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""Hubby will be present" = this is a bloke forcing his wife into doing something for HIS pleasure. ![]() Ha, brilliant ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() ![]() So I don't some across as an old, nutter with a wizards sleeve for a fanny then? ![]() | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Completely fucking nuts Simple girl - Dumb as shit Fabulous - Enormous Bubbly - Obese Picky - Frigid Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish Chilled - Bone idle Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict. Chatty - Loud and annoying. Seeks VWE- Huge vagina Experienced - Old. Sane - Insane Any more? Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() ![]() ![]() sorry oh sexy one ![]() | |||
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"haha yay, im bone idle and desperate for a boyfriend, happy days!!! ![]() Bet you still get plenty of love ![]() | |||
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"haha yay, im bone idle and desperate for a boyfriend, happy days!!! ![]() ![]() Not gonna complain, far to lazy for that haha ![]() | |||
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"Picky doesn't make them frigid, they aren't gonna shag every single guy that messages them" Are you asking me out? ![]() | |||
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"Picky doesn't make them frigid, they aren't gonna shag every single guy that messages them Are you asking me out? ![]() Hell no I've already got someone lol | |||
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"Would only disagree with picky. I'm certainly not frigid ![]() ![]() I'll be the judge of that after you've been in my shed for 7 minutes ![]() | |||
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"Im exempt as the female half of a couple Although I do have fabulous as my body size to piss people off ![]() Its OK you are just telling the truth ![]() | |||
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add! Fun ~ hyper Sexy ~ trollop Confident ~ cocky Mature ~ granny material! ![]() Brilliant, they make the list ![]() | |||
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add! Fun ~ hyper Sexy ~ trollop Confident ~ cocky Mature ~ granny material! ![]() knows what she likes and what she wants. (Experienced and confident) Interested in 3sums & bi-curious (With the right people) ![]() | |||
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"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything " I'll be round in 10 minutes ![]() | |||
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"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything " ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() ![]() ![]() Get in ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() ![]() Me too. Command search enabled... | |||
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"Well apparently I am very fridget. Lol Damn, know I now why I am not getting laid..... Thanks for the translation. ![]() Shame, get in my shed..... | |||
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"I can't remember what I put on mine. Probably old fat tramp who will fuck anything I'll be round in 10 minutes ![]() You don't mind hairy legs do ya? I can't be bothered to shave ![]() | |||
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"Thank fook I don't have any of those on my profile.....I think *pops off to check* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sush Rick ![]() | |||
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" knows what she likes and what she wants. (Experienced and confident) Interested in 3sums & bi-curious (With the right people) ![]() The first is me alright ![]() | |||
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"Think I need to add straight talking, don't suffer fools to mine ![]() Thanks for the warning..... Run lads, run like fire....... ![]() | |||
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"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha" Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys ![]() | |||
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"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys ![]() You missed out the "single " bit | |||
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"Lol !!!!! Single girl here looking for a boyfriend desperately it seems ha ha Hope you find a decent guy - fabs is famous for its cool, sexy, decent guys ![]() Thought they were all single lol - surely no cheats on here????? | |||
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"Oh dear, will check mine later... I suspect it won't be good lol " Nah, you're good ![]() | |||
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"Mature ~ granny material!" I know someone who's a granny at age 37 (they start them young in that family line lol) Any objections to 37-year-olds? | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Completely fucking nuts Simple girl - Dumb as shit Fabulous - Enormous Bubbly - Obese Picky - Frigid Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish Chilled - Bone idle Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict. Chatty - Loud and annoying. Seeks VWE- Huge vagina Experienced - Old. Sane - Insane Any more? Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx" Just checked mine and I don't have any, yaaay! Although I think I need to add quirky and party girl after reading the translations! ![]() | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Completely fucking nuts Simple girl - Dumb as shit Fabulous - Enormous Bubbly - Obese Picky - Frigid Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish Chilled - Bone idle Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict. Chatty - Loud and annoying. Seeks VWE- Huge vagina Experienced - Old. Sane - Insane Any more? Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx Just checked mine and I don't have any, yaaay! Although I think I need to add quirky and party girl after reading the translations! ![]() So you're nuts and an alcoholic? Lol. Join the club ![]() | |||
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add! Fun ~ hyper Sexy ~ trollop Confident ~ cocky Mature ~ granny material! ![]() Just off to check my profile. Im honest about the obesity | |||
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""Hubby will be present" = this is a bloke forcing his wife into doing something for HIS pleasure. ![]() Nope...that means it's actually a couple but they have set up a single profile to have more success - report them ![]() | |||
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"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. " haha that gave me a giggle!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. " Excellent ![]() | |||
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"Curvy- overweight but cant bring myself to say the f word..oh.go.on then..fat....guilty of this. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Okay so I have the following on mine with their alternative meanings, feel free to add! Fun ~ hyper Sexy ~ trollop Confident ~ cocky Mature ~ granny material! Not available at a moments notice ~ No I don't want to "fuck right now"! Social first, to see if we click ~ Check to see if you're a nutter with fake pics. ![]() | |||
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"Im exempt as the female half of a couple Although I do have fabulous as my body size to piss people off ![]() You can get away with that as you do have a fabulous body ![]() | |||
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"Are we allowed a male equivalent? rugby player build = fat curvy = I'm a twat ![]() Bravo lol ![]() | |||
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"Yeah why not: VWE ...measured in man inches Genuine ... yeah right! ![]() Haha, man inches........ ![]() | |||
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"Are we allowed a male equivalent? rugby player build = fat curvy = I'm a twat ![]() VWE = chipolata not pushy = you'll need the police to get rid of me single = married | |||
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"Are we allowed a male equivalent? rugby player build = fat curvy = I'm a twat ![]() Oh shit - you're good.....met my match ![]() | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Completely fucking nuts Simple girl - Dumb as shit Fabulous - Enormous Bubbly - Obese Picky - Frigid Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish Chilled - Bone idle Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict. Chatty - Loud and annoying. Seeks VWE- Huge vagina Experienced - Old. Sane - Insane Any more? Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx" PMSFL......Very Funny..Top Man ! | |||
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"Professional - I like to use long words that I don't really know the meaning of to make myself look more photosynthesis. " pmsl ![]() ![]() | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Completely fucking nuts Simple girl - Dumb as shit Fabulous - Enormous Bubbly - Obese Picky - Frigid Wanting regular meets - Desperately need a boyfriend Straight talker - Rude and obnoxious Don't suffer fool's - Completely selfish Chilled - Bone idle Party girl - Alcoholic/Drug addict. Chatty - Loud and annoying. Seeks VWE- Huge vagina Experienced - Old. Sane - Insane Any more? Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx" Lmao ![]() ![]() | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Not every day hum drum Simple girl - Understands men Fabulous - Sense of humour Bubbly - Quirky sense of humour Picky - Not a mattress Wanting regular meets - high sex drive Straight talker - Does not blow fairy dust up arses Don't suffer fool's - Straight talker Chilled - Non aggressive Party girl - Young Chatty - Wants to talk as well as fuck Seeks VWE- Experimental Experienced - Inquisitive Sane - Not jaded and cynical Any more? Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx" | |||
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"After studying the profile text of some of our lovely girls on fabs, I've decided to decipher and translate the real meaning behind the descriptions. Quirky - Not every day hum drum Simple girl - Understands men Fabulous - Sense of humour Bubbly - Quirky sense of humour Picky - Not a mattress Wanting regular meets - high sex drive Straight talker - Does not blow fairy dust up arses Don't suffer fool's - Straight talker Chilled - Non aggressive Party girl - Young Chatty - Wants to talk as well as fuck Seeks VWE- Experimental Experienced - Inquisitive Sane - Not jaded and cynical Any more? Oh that is delightful......well done x Please bear in mind this is bit of fun, please keep the death threats to a minimum. xxx" | |||
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