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Why can't guys measure there cocks properly?

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By *ilthydirtyfuckers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Some people must be starting at there arsehole

From the tummy to the tip guys , it's very easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they need or want to measure it anyway

Can never understand the fascination with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye ...snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured mine ever. The only measurement needed is the contented sounds of whoever is on it at the time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe whats more important is woman measuring the circumference of their holes.

Or training their PC muscles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard "

Flat? thats given me a funny visual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popeye ...snap! "

Like minds and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I know is mine is the size of the forearm of the last girl I fucked, she was quiet apt at pointing this out....

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By *astersfuckpigCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Some people must be starting at there arsehole

From the tummy to the tip guys , it's very easy "

I will guess for the same reason that some women have trouble picking there right body shape

Hubris..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard

Flat? thats given me a funny visual"

Same here can just see him rolling it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard

Flat? thats given me a funny visual"
Yes u know not erect is what I call flat lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding a few inches,

And hoping she is that d*unk she won't notice

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By *ilthydirtyfuckers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

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They don't . However those that do and contact us saying they have a 10 inch cock , and clearly from there profile pics they don't , we can't understand why would they do that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they need or want to measure it anyway

Can never understand the fascination with it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard

Flat? thats given me a funny visualYes u know not erect is what I call flat lol."

Flatworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

They don't . However those that do and contact us saying they have a 10 inch cock , and clearly from there profile pics they don't , we can't understand why would they do that ? "

I'm guessing mathematics was not their strong point.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

To be honest, if people send messages and their only selling point is the size of their cock, it suggests thats all they have going for them.

Its one of the reasons I flatly refuse to have cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can and unfortunately the results are not good!! Lol! Its only 9 inc, i mean cm haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured mine and I have no intentions to. I personally hate when ppl startcjats with how big is your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the masterbating has made our eyesight bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base "

depends on the size of the beer belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

depends on the size of the beer belly"
lol I didn't think of that and yes if it expands to much the guidelines wont work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if your short ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I know is mine is the size of the forearm of the last girl I fucked, she was quiet apt at pointing this out...."

Holy shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard "
nobody cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I measure up the front, over the top and back down the other side my cock easily measures 10 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And are we talking straight line or going with the curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is 2.5" flat and 7" hard nobody cares"
I do lol.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"All I know is mine is the size of the forearm of the last girl I fucked, she was quiet apt at pointing this out...."

The mind boggles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I know is mine is the size of the forearm of the last girl I fucked, she was quiet apt at pointing this out....

The mind boggles!!! "

Small girl? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured mine and never had any complaints

Maybe us men should start asking for specific sizes of a women's lips or the size of the whole?

Or better why don't the women give us dimensions so we know if it will fit right????

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth


"Never measured mine and never had any complaints

Maybe us men should start asking for specific sizes of a women's lips or the size of the whole?

Or better why don't the women give us dimensions so we know if it will fit right????"

Well the whole will be big but the hole could be small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured mine and never had any complaints

Maybe us men should start asking for specific sizes of a women's lips or the size of the whole?

Or better why don't the women give us dimensions so we know if it will fit right????

Well the whole will be big but the hole could be small "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine fills a condom nicely. Isn't that enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it's not about the size it's what you do with it ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They measure accurately then add a few extra inches for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows the rule. The smaller it is the better the feeling!!

Or is that flu jabs I'm thinking about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is slightly under 8 inches

I have a tape measure pic of my cock

My cock is awesome

Thankyou and goodnight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is slightly under 8 inches

I have a tape measure pic of my cock

My cock is awesome

Thankyou and goodnight x"

It's one of those trick tape measures isn't it

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

They don't . However those that do and contact us saying they have a 10 inch cock , and clearly from there profile pics they don't , we can't understand why would they do that ? "
how can you tell from a picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to let someone verify mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is slightly under 8 inches

I have a tape measure pic of my cock

My cock is awesome

Thankyou and goodnight x

It's one of those trick tape measures isn't it "

Any tape measure I use to measure my cock is a 'trick' tape measure - because my cock always does the trick!

...look it's late and it's the best I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is slightly under 8 inches

I have a tape measure pic of my cock

My cock is awesome

Thankyou and goodnight x

It's one of those trick tape measures isn't it

Any tape measure I use to measure my cock is a 'trick' tape measure - because my cock always does the trick!

...look it's late and it's the best I can do."

I've heard worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is slightly under 8 inches

I have a tape measure pic of my cock

My cock is awesome

Thankyou and goodnight x

It's one of those trick tape measures isn't it

Any tape measure I use to measure my cock is a 'trick' tape measure - because my cock always does the trick!

...look it's late and it's the best I can do.

I've heard worse "

On fab, that doesn't surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base "

oh dear mind don't reach the top of my unclepants, do you have a guide line for that pls

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

oh dear mind don't reach the top of my unclepants, do you have a guide line for that pls"
I know mine is 9 inch and only reaches there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

oh dear mind don't reach the top of my unclepants, do you have a guide line for that pls"
Not sure if I do there yet, seems a hard one to figure out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

oh dear mind don't reach the top of my unclepants, do you have a guide line for that plsI know mine is 9 inch and only reaches there."
Ah yes cos mine reaches there and is just 7, maibe the naval aren't on the same place on everyone, not sure lol.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

oh dear mind don't reach the top of my unclepants, do you have a guide line for that plsI know mine is 9 inch and only reaches there.Ah yes cos mine reaches there and is just 7, maibe the naval aren't on the same place on everyone, not sure lol."
Maybe it's determined from were you cock reaches when hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine from the front not where the ball sack is and mine is just over 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a tip.. if ur penis is erect and reaches ur naval point its around 7" to 7.5" from base

oh dear mind don't reach the top of my unclepants, do you have a guide line for that plsI know mine is 9 inch and only reaches there.Ah yes cos mine reaches there and is just 7, maibe the naval aren't on the same place on everyone, not sure lol.Maybe it's determined from were you cock reaches when hard "
Yes it is better to measure it that way to lol.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

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never have and never will

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

never have and never will "
An ex of mine measured, guess she was curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like this, along the top, from the base of the penis shaft to the tip, this is the maximum I can penetrate a woman thusly all I measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it was only a matter of time.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Like this, along the top, from the base of the penis shaft to the tip, this is the maximum I can penetrate a woman thusly all I measure."
That's where i'd measure from to, but believe the underside is a bit larger and still penetrates the vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people must be starting at there arsehole

From the tummy to the tip guys , it's very easy "

Why does it matter what people do its surely more about inches to you isn't it? The only time size matters is when you are ordering concrete by the cubic meter and have a large hole to fill to the brim.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People mention inches and I am rubbish at knowing what that actually means. I'm the same with nature documentaries when they mention the length of a tiger or size of a whale. Give me a frame of reference people. Is it going to make me take a deep breath before I head downstairs or not? That's all I really need to know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People mention inches and I am rubbish at knowing what that actually means. I'm the same with nature documentaries when they mention the length of a tiger or size of a whale. Give me a frame of reference people. Is it going to make me take a deep breath before I head downstairs or not? That's all I really need to know...

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If a man literally had a tiger in his pants then yes I think a prior deep breath would be advisable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

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Silly obsession. If not why don't the women measure the diameter of their pussies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

Silly obsession. If not why don't the women measure the diameter of their pussies? "

Penises are fascinating organs, and I reckon if women had them they'd measure them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

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Tbf when you have people on here demanding nothing less than 8"/9"/10" etc... You can't blame them having to measure.

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By *ealfunCouple
over a year ago

West Mid / North west


"Adding a few inches,

And hoping she is that d*unk she won't notice "

I dont need to know how big you are......I can see from your fab pics that you would make me very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adding a few inches,

And hoping she is that d*unk she won't notice

I dont need to know how big you are......I can see from your fab pics that you would make me very happy."
nice where u from in northwest

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By *ilthydirtyfuckers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Like this, along the top, from the base of the penis shaft to the tip, this is the maximum I can penetrate a woman thusly all I measure."

CORRECT . Some guys measure from there arseholes I am sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you measure it just before you cum I m pretty sure you get a better result. Ps. This thread is cracking me up.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"Why do they need or want to measure it anyway

Can never understand the fascination with it"

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By *mmie2014Man
over a year ago

London


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

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HAHAHA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why people have to measure their cock in the first place.

Silly obsession. If not why don't the women measure the diameter of their pussies? "

They close up so mine would be zero un-penetrated and 6" with a big cock in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't measure my cock, I don't use Lynx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people must be starting at there arsehole

From the tummy to the tip guys , it's very easy "

They are measuring from their tummy... They just started at the belly button

In all honesty though I'm less concerned with length (although I still want to be able to see it when I take my glasses off), I'm more interested in girth... Not much point in having a long un if it doesn't touch the sides

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By *ussexLukeMan
over a year ago

Newhaven

Never understood the whole size(ism) thing with cocks,

Mine may not be the biggest and definitely not the smallest, but have never had a complaint about how I use it.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Men lie about there penis size to women just to have a laugh at them reverse parking

"Another six inches there love " crunch ??

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