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By *issy lou OP   Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Why oh why do some single guys constantly feel the need to update their status with things like....

My balls are full and need emptying

or

This cock ain't gonna suck itself

or

I'm in Tesco car park playing with my cock

Total turn off for me I'm afraid, wonder if they ever get any meets resulting from their status? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not, still don't stop them putting sad little statuses up though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be funny if they said which Tesco car park and you tipped off the Po Po!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cracks me up too!

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

iv seen plenty of women with the same kind of statuses not as many i admit but maybe its just there way of sayin that they are feeling playful probably dont know what else to say lol .

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By *psomEricMan
over a year ago

Epsom

I never know what to put. Saying I am off to the shops for some milk seems a bit lame. Lol. But I agree saying you are playing with yourself or want to empty your load seems a bit too up front... "He says quickly checking his status doesn't say anything like that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always laugh at the ones that say Free now for an hour, cant travel but you can come to mine It's soooo tempting to message sometimes

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By *esplease!xMan
over a year ago

corfe mullen

The ones that really annoy me are people who say things like

'Has been hurt again'

'Why do I never learn'

But my personal fab

'That's it I am leaving the site for good'......posted on a weekly basis.

Really takes the fun out of fab.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As it happens, I am sitting here naked typing this

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By *issy lou OP   Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"The ones that really annoy me are people who say things like

'Has been hurt again'

'Why do I never learn'

But my personal fab

'That's it I am leaving the site for good'......posted on a weekly basis.

Really takes the fun out of fab."

Yea....one guy local to me puts '2 more days then I'm leaving the site' on a regular basis! Does he think that's gonna make anyone reply??!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny enough I seen a guy on here yesterday bemoaning the fact that no one seems to meet on here , and was giving it one last go , he can't accomodate and his status update said " free on Thursday afternoon one till three cant accom but can travel " .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a girl in our area comes up on local updates all time, she displays a verification, and you can guarantee within a day that's a post saying something like, oh why do we do this to each other? Or hurting so bad right now,

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By *issy lou OP   Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"There's a girl in our area comes up on local updates all time, she displays a verification, and you can guarantee within a day that's a post saying something like, oh why do we do this to each other? Or hurting so bad right now, "

As if we give a toss?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a girl in our area comes up on local updates all time, she displays a verification, and you can guarantee within a day that's a post saying something like, oh why do we do this to each other? Or hurting so bad right now,

As if we give a toss?! Lol "

Exactly, if your not mentally strong enough to swing without getting all moping after you'd be better stopping

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Why oh why do some single guys constantly feel the need to update their status with things like....

My balls are full and need emptying

or

This cock ain't gonna suck itself

or

I'm in Tesco car park playing with my cock

Total turn off for me I'm afraid, wonder if they ever get any meets resulting from their status? Lol "

Boak!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it's a stage and the perfomances follow.........

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