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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone know if you can get an operation to have your penis reduced in size ? Yes reduced.

Most women tell me I'm just too big for them and can only get a quarter of my cock in them without hurting them and they only really feel comfortable giving oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need one , I need one too ... Never had too big levelled at me before . Looks quite average to me mate , sorry to piss on yer chips

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Gotta be the best 'look at me' thread today!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess I'm just your average 10 incher then lol

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"I guess I'm just your average 10 incher then lol"

Lol...so all the women you have had sex with can only fit 2 and a half inches in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

More or less as the girth stretches them out. They look terrified when I unveil it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love 10 inches should get it all

inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if you can get an operation to have your penis reduced in size ? Yes reduced.

Most women tell me I'm just too big for them and can only get a quarter of my cock in them without hurting them and they only really feel comfortable giving oral.

"

I cringe at some of the single guys in here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alrigghhty then. I see what you did there. Damn! i should have tried that.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Does anyone know if you can get an operation to have your penis reduced in size ? Yes reduced.

Most women tell me I'm just too big for them and can only get a quarter of my cock in them without hurting them and they only really feel comfortable

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Let me know if your reduction is successful!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"More or less as the girth stretches them out. They look terrified when I unveil it."

I hope someone reports you for using someone else's photos the because that honestly doesn't look that big. Quite acceptable nice looking cock but nothing to shout about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your crazy man your 10 inchs a quarter of your cock will be 2 and a half inchs im sure every bird even virgins could handle that

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"More or less as the girth stretches them out. They look terrified when I unveil it.

I hope someone reports you for using someone else's photos the because that honestly doesn't look that big. Quite acceptable nice looking cock but nothing to shout about"

Thanks for the idea, I do so enjoy using Google reverse image search on here.... like I just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jealously is a terrible affliction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if you can get an operation to have your penis reduced in size ? Yes reduced.

Most women tell me I'm just too big for them and can only get a quarter of my cock in them without hurting them and they only really feel comfortable giving oral.

"

I have a blunt rusty knife and stapler if you would like me to do it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if you can get an operation to have your penis reduced in size ? Yes reduced.

Most women tell me I'm just too big for them and can only get a quarter of my cock in them without hurting them and they only really feel comfortable giving oral.

"

Hahaha best joke I've heard all week!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You don't have a hacksaw ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More or less as the girth stretches them out. They look terrified when I unveil it.

I hope someone reports you for using someone else's photos the because that honestly doesn't look that big. Quite acceptable nice looking cock but nothing to shout about

Thanks for the idea, I do so enjoy using Google reverse image search on here.... like I just did "

so did I...Ooooops!!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"More or less as the girth stretches them out. They look terrified when I unveil it.

I hope someone reports you for using someone else's photos the because that honestly doesn't look that big. Quite acceptable nice looking cock but nothing to shout about

Thanks for the idea, I do so enjoy using Google reverse image search on here.... like I just did "

TinEye is great too

Gaywebsource eh???? Hmmmm....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More or less as the girth stretches them out. They look terrified when I unveil it.

I hope someone reports you for using someone else's photos the because that honestly doesn't look that big. Quite acceptable nice looking cock but nothing to shout about

Thanks for the idea, I do so enjoy using Google reverse image search on here.... like I just did "

I just did the same...very interesting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shakes head

Time to peel my spuds

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha don't you just love thread like these.

Google reverse image search cuts straight through the BS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to drain my spuds !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to drain my spuds !"

You got bigger things to worry about like shrinking your Cockzilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't have a hacksaw ?"

How about a playdough knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha don't you just love thread like these.

Google reverse image search cuts straight through the BS.

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Do you just google reverse image search? then what do i do? Sorry not very good at doing these things

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lolol cringeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about you nibble it off, one chunk at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about you nibble it off, one chunk at a time"

Will you be there with the owner of said cock? Or do you just want the details afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post is brilliant!!! haaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just googled your legs and can't believe you are Dame Edna

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Best laugh ive had all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op did u measure from your arsehole to the end of your cock to get these 10"??!!!...pic with a ruler needed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reckon your tits would well take my 10 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just googled your legs and can't believe you are Dame Edna "

Nice try sunshine but I think you and everyone else on this thread and site will find my Legs are my own and NOT pinched from any other website!!

Don't try to make yourself look big and clever by making out I'm deceitful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think you need to calm down and borrow someone else's face pic methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op why don't you post up some other pics to prove the doubters wrong?

Perhaps some pics of your athletic body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*dons tin hat and takes a seat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a bottle of vodka and a well worn scalpel at the ready.

Always fancied trying my hand at a new career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a bottle of vodka and a well worn scalpel at the ready.

Always fancied trying my hand at a new career "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you need to calm down and borrow someone else's face pic methinks"

Hey. Guess what. Your personality matches your cock.

Well, aren't you a massive knob. Who isn't causing any heart throb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOS coming up me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks Popeye for confirming I've got a big knob.

I'm guessing that's not the first time you've said that to a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Popeye for confirming I've got a big knob.

I'm guessing that's not the first time you've said that to a guy."

You're very welcome.

Now, £5 please for my services.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


" *dons tin hat and takes a seat* "

Pass me the popcorn....I think we are here for a while....*makes myself comfy on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been taking Viagra eye drops of late and mates tell me I look hard !

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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